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Leapingnome75 46M
40 posts
11/18/2019 1:33 pm
Providing oral pleasure

Throughout my sexual antics I have always had the philosophy of making sure my partner cums, I have made people cum various ways, but my favorite is to lick pussy or suck dick. However, I have noticed that I have sucked a lot more cock than eat pussy. I attribute this to cock being more readily available. I can cruise parks or truck stops for cock but not for pussy. At the park, within five minutes of meeting, I can be enjoying a mouthful of cock. If I go to a gay bar and whisper in someone's ear that I suck dick, ten minutes later the whole bar knows that I am a cock sucker. Five minutes after that, someone is flaunting a half hard bulge for me. Shortly after that bulge is getting sucked. If I walk into a bar of horny women, then whisper into an ear that I like to lick pussy. Ten minutes later everyone knows I am a pervert. Five minutes later I am asked to leave because someone is uncomfortable. Guys are ok with just getting sucked. Woman want to go through the whole date then make out. Guys like me just want to replace your vibrator not meet the parents. I am sure this rant will not score me more pussy, but I am sure to get more straight cock who is frustrated the games.

12913 posts
11/18/2019 2:00 pm

Guys like me just want to replace your vibrator not meet the parents.

Great line.
I'm stealing it

Humanity peaked during the 20th century.
We can't even make a decent starter solenoid any longer.

1seeking1 56F
3750 posts
11/18/2019 2:11 pm

Lol you do know oral is foreplay, which leads to great orgasms. Yes I want more then a hook up, like you said easy just cruise bars.

jajo696 66F
4042 posts
11/18/2019 2:42 pm

The whole story is just tooooo funny. Poor guy.....

lol @ " 10 minutes later, everyone knows i am a pervert "....oh geeze

all i can say is.....at least ur getting something somewhere sometime....be thankful.

lol ~~

scottbb3071 30M
8 posts
11/18/2019 4:26 pm

Good one I like it.

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