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LetsChillax 53F
8768 posts
10/20/2018 6:29 pm
How to not impress a female...


Or words to not introduce yourself with on your very first message to her...

Are you into fisting?

Can my buddy and I fuck you?

Would you write a blog about me being ass fucked?

I would love if you pissed in my mouth....

Seriously, some of you clowns are gonna be single and alone for a longass time if you even remotely think that’s the way to win favor. These are all messages received in one day, talk about jacked up, it gets old. Try some manners ya fucktards.

And good men wonder why good women here are timid on approach...geezus...

Made me cuss dammit.

Rant over.

turbodet_rtnd 101M

10/23/2018 9:51 pm

Some of those lines rank right up there with...

"I'll write more later, I'm still drunk"

"I just threw up"

"You wanna come to a party in my tool shed?"

I can almost hear the banjos....


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 59M
3755 posts
10/21/2018 10:21 pm

i dont EVER send those! I sent one once on request to a gal I had been talking to for 6 mnths on messenger, and never again. I dont ask for pics either, I figure if a gal wishes me to see her ALL, it will be her choice to send on her own. As to the suggestions, those guys are not neccessarily young, as my dad got older, he got cruder in his comments, even in public, to the point where all his female relatives quit going out with him in public, and many of his male relatives too.


iwant2lickuthere 52M  
3444 posts
10/21/2018 4:57 pm

Hey, it's ok. You have every right to express you displeasure with the crudness you received. Most of us are probably cursing right along with you.


LetsChillax 53F

10/21/2018 10:21 am

Apologies for the foul language all, just lost my shit last night, like to come here and chill and not deal with BS..
THANK YOU TO ALL THE WELL MANNERED PEOPLE HERE 😘


BiggLala 48F  
28500 posts
10/21/2018 10:13 am

I love how 'older' men think this. However, as Miss Chillax stated (and I bet most every woman on here has experienced), it's not just the youngsters. There are PLENTY of [supposedly] mature 40+, 50+, and 60+ year old men who send these types of messages.

This is more an issue of mentality than chronological age.

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Fuklikedogs 49M
1606 posts
10/21/2018 9:19 am

They eliminate themselves from the pickings....fine by me......for me I'm not desperate or act like an idiot


Leegs2012 47M
54343 posts
10/21/2018 9:13 am

Great post!! It takes all kinds!


CleavageFan4U 63M  
62011 posts
10/21/2018 6:49 am

I'm thinking they're young and will EVENTUALLY learn the benefits of treating a lady like a lady.

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LetsChillax replies on 10/21/2018 9:33 am:
Ya know, I thought that too, but the 50 year olds are as crude as the youngsters.

HoHowdy 58M
1285 posts
10/21/2018 5:25 am

All of those in one day, geez, the world is in worse shape than I thought, we're regressing back to the stone age.


Granny872 67F  
2396 posts
10/21/2018 1:38 am

    Quoting ArtFisher:
    So what should one say to the fairer sex to woo said ladies? Also, I have a rule for sending dick pics. I would like to know if you agree with it. You don't get a dick pic from me unless you have seen it in real life.
Thank you ... at least one guy on this site is polite enough to NOT send a pic of his dick as if it's a business card, lol! I like your policy.


Paulxx001 63M
16547 posts
10/20/2018 10:43 pm

What is one of the worst, opening lines that have been directed at you either in person or by text...? I once had a woman (whom I'd never met before), ask me if I wanted to sleep with her.... Oh.. Hang on a second - I think I said 'yes' to that request... Hmm ok... Never mind...


fuckdatpussiup 26M
2 posts
10/20/2018 10:21 pm

just crazy

"ill get you wet"


Drdutch30 32M
6 posts
10/20/2018 8:47 pm

Hahahahahaha

Sounds like a joke


HEYHEYHEY443 52M

10/20/2018 8:32 pm

warm hugz hope tomorrow is a better day for you enjoy what u post


ArtFisher 33M
1 post
10/20/2018 8:31 pm

So what should one say to the fairer sex to woo said ladies? Also, I have a rule for sending dick pics. I would like to know if you agree with it. You don't get a dick pic from me unless you have seen it in real life.


CisandTGirl 44M/44F
74 posts
10/20/2018 8:17 pm

Damn. Boys thinking they are men.

Mine was this guy pressuring me for pics. I said I was tired. Was doing more than double my workload in my 7 hr shift. I wasnt sleeping well because the added stress. For 24 hrs it was a constant send me pics, lets meet. I finally read his profile. He was on the other side of the freaking continent. Then he started threatening to report me as a fake. I told him I really dont do selfies, IRL let alone nudes. My regular selfies usually have me in my motorcycle helmet. So he told me to put it on and send him pics now. I turned around reported and blocked his ass.

I asked him if could even try sweet talking a girl..like damn. He answer was he needed to see my face, tits, ass to know what I looked like.


LetsChillax replies on 10/20/2018 8:21 pm:
I don’t even second guess anymore, comments like those above and uninvited dick pix = instant blocking, nobody has time for that. Good you reported that guy too!

redrockrascal 61M
21592 posts
10/20/2018 7:55 pm

It's nice when the "competition" eliminates itself and makes me look like a saint

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


topherific 57M
4679 posts
10/20/2018 7:19 pm


LetsChillax 53F

10/20/2018 6:30 pm

It’s bullshit.


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