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Miner1980Brown1 58F
84 posts
3/26/2020 7:44 pm
I scored really big today...

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Miner1980Brown1 58F
88 posts
3/26/2020 7:49 pm

Now this is something that I never imaged to see happening in my life time and that is toilet paper not being on the shelve and hunting it down like it was my prey.


redrockrascal 61M
21510 posts
3/26/2020 8:21 pm

Miner1980Brown1 "Toilet Paper Hunter"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 9:04 pm:
Toilet Paper Hunter is just one of several skills I have. I am also a mouse slayer and herder of dust bunnies.

375shytac 48M  
109 posts
3/26/2020 8:24 pm

Hope you bought a lottery ticket as well!!


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 9:02 pm:
I guess I was so excited on finding it that a lottery ticket never crossed my mine since I thought I had already won it with this find of a lifetime.

lonlyforlove2 77M
7964 posts
3/26/2020 8:24 pm

You lucky, not any here yet..

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 9:01 pm:
They had just had a pallet of it delivered today. For once, I was in the right place at the right time.

Now if only I can find those cans of ravioli...

benard69 63M/63F  
5131 posts
3/26/2020 8:32 pm

So that's what that looks like 'eh???


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 8:59 pm:
Yeppers! This is what that evasive little critter looks like or at least the one I was able to hunt down.

HAMONMAN 60M
10172 posts
3/26/2020 8:58 pm


Sell it off by the square ! ! !


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 10:35 pm:
Thank you for the idea only I think the fellas who did the hand sanitizers along with all of the other third party sellers of price scalping on these needed products has definitely swayed me to stay true to who and what I am...

thikhead 63M
3033 posts
3/26/2020 9:03 pm

still none to be found here,
unless i wanna be there in the pre-business special "senior shopping" hour,
after theyve loaded the overnight shipment.
but 6 - 7 am? no thanx, or at not least until i actually DO run out.

meanwhile, got a backup to the 1/2 dozen rolls i have left
with some paper towels, limit one, which i never actually normally use.

but i feel abused, as the pack i bought was labelled "six double rolls"
in small print, and "12" in a huge logo.

since i dont usually use paper towels,
using toilet paper for everything that doesnt require a cloth towel,
i was disappointed to find
my package clearly marked "12" was only six rolls. SMH.

but thats a minor inconvenience compared to the suffering and deaths,
so im over it.

"were all in this together"


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 10:39 pm:
I definitely do not understand these wee early hours that they think someone should be shopping no matter what their chronological age. I am not sure where they got their information or from what scientific study they did to conclude that these times are what is best for those in that bracket.

Miner1980Brown1 58F
88 posts
3/26/2020 9:06 pm

I just couldn't help myself in not sharing this lovely elusive critter with all of AdultFriendFinder to let y'all know that it does exist and to keep on persisting as if you haven't had any in eons.


tsn4fun2 44M/42F  
258 posts
3/26/2020 10:19 pm

Are you trying to make us jealous?! 🤨LOL!!! That’s like the equivalent to finding that elusive unicorn on here for a whole bunch of people! Lol 😂
What a great find. 😋
Let me know if you start selling by the square! 🥳


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 11:52 pm:
I wasn't trying to make anyone jealous. I was just so excited by finding this elusive critter that I just wanted to share my good fortune with y'all.

If I sold it by the square, how much would it go for and would it be worth the shipping and handling of said square???

lindoboy100 57M
21302 posts
3/27/2020 3:00 am

Now McMine, if ye invest those, at current growth you can expect that pack of 24 to turn into 24 pack of 24 by this time next week, the only stock worth buying at the moment!!

Unit price currently 10.3 cents per jobby!!

Hope you're well!

Pull ma finger.........


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:19 pm:
Yes, but with my luck it will all go down the toilet...

mc_justmc 60M
6152 posts
3/27/2020 3:31 am

I've heard of those, hadn't seen them in so long. I found some on ebay, but it won't be here till tuesday.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:18 pm:
Enjoy using them once they appear!

Allhard4u50 58M
852 posts
3/27/2020 5:44 am

At least they are rationing it now....if you can find any. I should have listened to my son and put in a Bidet like he did last year, lol. Costco had them on sale.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:18 pm:
A more serious note: Can you image what people went through during World War II? My mom would tell stories of her childhood during this war and the rationing that they did. I grew up you reuse and recycle something as much as possible.

I do have a habit of when you are down to the last however many to make sure you get more. I am still training my boys on this and hopefully with them and this toilet paper fiasco, they might remember to let me know before the last roll goes on the dispenser.

Carol Burnett had a Toilet Tissue sketch that runs about 3.18 minutes that is really cute in my opinion. It is out there to be found. Happy Hunting!

luv2suk1966 59M/53F
1193 posts
3/27/2020 5:48 am

Ain't it crazy??? We have a respiratory pandemic, and everyone buys toilet paper. Next thing ya' know, we'll all get diarrhea and buy all the nasal spray!!! LMAO!!!

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:14 pm:
I am glad you enjoyed this post and shared your thoughts on the nasal spray. I am LMDO too!!!

redrockrascal 61M
21510 posts
3/27/2020 6:24 am

Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/26/2020 10:04 pm:
Toilet Paper Hunter is just one of several skills I have. I am also a mouse slayer and herder of dust bunnies.

I believe "Dust Bunny Wrangler" is the proper term.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:13 pm:
I just do not have a pair of Wranglers to wear, therefore, how can I Wrangle when I have not?

tsn4fun2 44M/42F  
258 posts
3/27/2020 8:17 am

    Quoting tsn4fun2:
    Are you trying to make us jealous?! 🤨LOL!!! That’s like the equivalent to finding that elusive unicorn on here for a whole bunch of people! Lol 😂
    What a great find. 😋
    Let me know if you start selling by the square! 🥳
I was just messing with ya... 🤪 I agree with your excitement! I would be too! Lol
I think lindoboy has the right idea as far as pricing goes 😂
Problem is... you would be outta stock in no time as well and I’d be shit outta luck anyway! Hahaha


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:12 pm:
I know you were pulling my leg and I accepted it for all it is worth... on my face and a Thank you for the much needed pieces to share and spread!!!

thikhead 63M
3033 posts
3/27/2020 8:49 am

QUOTING: Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 1:39 am:
I definitely do not understand these wee early hours that they think someone should be shopping no matter what their chronological age. I am not sure where they got their information or from what scientific study they did to conclude that these times are what is best for those in that bracket.


oh thats easy, they dont want to restrict anyone during their normal hours, so the special senior hour is BEFORE their regular hours. makes sense, actually.

"were all in this together"


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 2:10 pm:
I know that chronologically I am creeping up into that category only at the rate I am going I will be late for my own kicking the bucket party since I almost was late to register for afternoon kindergarten. I just was never an early in the morning type riser. I guess better late than never would apply to me.

redrockrascal 61M
21510 posts
3/27/2020 7:29 pm

Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 3:13 pm:
I just do not have a pair of Wranglers to wear, therefore, how can I Wrangle when I have not?

You would then be a Bottomless Dust Bunny Wrangler

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 8:25 pm:
I did not know that Dust Bunnies were bottomless. When did that happen?

redrockrascal 61M
21510 posts
3/28/2020 8:45 pm

Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/27/2020 9:25 pm:
I did not know that Dust Bunnies were bottomless. When did that happen?

Stop by my place I imagine it will happen then

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Miner1980Brown1 replies on 3/28/2020 10:35 pm:
I have now been officially relegated to turning into a bottomless dust bunny...I wonder where I find that outfit...

69ereatwetpussy 58M
3133 posts
4/8/2020 6:22 pm

your one lucky lady and you got home with alive that even more important. enjoy it now to the end.


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