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About NudeDon69 - Handyman/Smartass
Posted:Sep 3, 2014 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2014 6:26 pm
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Introduction:
Pssssst! Come in a little closer! If we meet on the street, please be discreet. I am often around , and they do not need to know about AdultFriendFinder and many of the things we know.

With that being said, let me introduce myself and say, I look forward to meeting new AdultFriendFinder friends.

I am an NPR listening, Classical music loving, redneck. I am just as comfortable with good conversation and fine dining, as I am tromping through the swamp trying to not get my butt bitten off by a gator.

Did that get your attention? Well, read on; it only gets worse, I mean better.

I am easy going, open minded, non judgmental, and enjoy learning new things. I have a wide range of interests and knowledge. Others often describe me as ingenious, courteous, and helpful.

I am a nudist and somewhat of an exhibitionist. When I lived in the Fort Lauderdale area, I would spend many weekends on Haulover Beach; that is the nude beach in Miami for all you none Floridians.

I met many really nice and intelligent people at Haulover Beach; I hope to find the same on AdultFriendFinder. Actually, I have, in the blogs. I too have started blogging; you can learn more about me in my blog NudeDon69
. You will get to see, more about me. Feel free to leave comments also; I like to know other’s ideas and opinions.

I am straight and I really like women’s bodies; height and weight are not much of a concern to me, personality is the most important to me, however, I am not really into skeletons or wider than tall; one must be able to sit in a restaurant armchair, but, not fall through the back slats either.

My Ideal Person:
I am looking for a new friends and experiences. I would like to meet someone who can carry on a conversation about more than one or two subjects; conversations that can drift to and from many subjects is what will hold my attention. And of course, adult subjects are very welcome; that is why we are here isn't it?

Information:
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: September 2, 1969
Hometown: Tampa, Florida
Relocate? : Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use Drugs
Education: High school graduate
Occupation: Handyman
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have : Yes. We do not live together.
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Inconsistent/Variable My eyes change from green to blue often
Astrology: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: Rooster
Personality Type: The Innovator
Purity: 50% Pure



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F*ck is it cold in S. Florida!!! Need some heat!!!
Posted:Jan 31, 2019 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2019 7:46 am
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Everyone is complaining about how cold it is, so I thought I would jump on the bandwagon too. At night, it has been getting down into the low 50s, and occasionally the high 40s here. I don't mean to sound like a dick or anything, but this thin blooded Florida boy is used to some good ole 80s & 90s. Right now it is 65 outside, and dropping, so I figured I would do some baking to warm up the apartment. Well, I forgot to get some eggs on the way home, so I'll just have to pretend I'm baking a cake, and sit here and check out all these hot women on AdultFriendFinder.

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What is with blog posts not showing up in the blogs list?
Posted:Jun 21, 2018 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2019 5:45 pm
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I posted to my blog yesterday, but it did not show up in the list of recently posted blogs.

It seems there are only a fraction of blog post than normal.

WTF!

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Working naked - Finally fixing those mower tires - pics included.
Posted:Jun 20, 2018 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2019 6:33 pm
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My, my, how times flies by.

I just realized that I have not posted anything in a long, long time. I was so busy the last couple of , traveling, and spending time with my when I am home, I just not have taken much time to keep up with AdultFriendFinder.

But, today, I finally had an afternoon to myself, and thought I would get a chore d while nude; usually there is the , landlord, or coworkers around, so the only nude time I get is when I am sleeping.

So today, I got around to replacing some tires on the riding mower, nude, and thought I would share.

First, let the air out of the old tires.


Next, get those old crappy tires off the rim; the tires are as bald as me, and mount the new tires on the rim. What a fight that was; maybe I should have used some lube. That reminds me, need to get more lube.







Then I had to set the bead on the tire to get it to hold air. This part is a bitch; people make it look easy on Youtube, but it isn't. And inflate the tire. That got me to thinking about my 'air compressor' video; check it out.



Then it was putting the tires back on the mower.


At least I feel good that I got it d.

Another thing I noticed today; the older I get, the hotter Florida gets; at least I got to keep cooler by being naked.

We should vote, in Florida, to make Florida the "Clothing Optional" state.
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Sneaky time. A month went by in the blink of an eye. Obligatory post of this naked guy. Pic included
Posted:Oct 24, 2016 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2018 8:32 pm
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As part of the 'Activity Bonus Program', I have to add at least one post per month to get extra free months added to my membership. Well, I almost missed the monthly requirement this time.

I have been working out of state for a few weeks, and working without much private time to enjoy AdultFriendFinder. I logged on tonight and noticed I need to get this post added, or lose my bonus.

So, I thought I would just throw in a few pics for you all to enjoy.



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Follow up post - bed time fun
Posted:Sep 18, 2016 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2016 7:06 pm
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I'll just let you imagine which AdultFriendFinder profile I am reading.

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Decisions - Sometimes you just have to say 'screw it' & do it.
Posted:Sep 18, 2016 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2016 7:12 pm
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Sometimes decisions are not so easy. For the most part, decisions are not too hard for me; I quickly weigh the pros & cons, then make a decision. However, there are times when I really want something, but don’t really need it. Oh, I don’t even know how many times I have been able to talk myself out of buying something.

Well, for a long time now, I have been looking at, and wanting to buy a tablet. I have seen others use them, to the advantage over a smart phone, and thought I really want one now. So, I finally talked myself into getting a Samsung tablet, and happy I did. Now I can lay in bed and browse the internet without squinting to see my phone, or using the binoculars to read the PC monitor from across the room. Now it is nice to be able to lie back in bed and enjoy everything I used to do at the computer desk.

So, today, I was playing with a voice activated shutter app for the tablet camera, and thought I would share. I was also very pleased that I can upload the picture directly to my AdultFriendFinder profile.

Enjoy

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Stress Relief - Been working hard - Now working the hard on
Posted:Jun 2, 2016 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2016 3:12 pm
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I have been working so much lately, I have not had much time to enjoy AdultFriendFinder. I also realized, recently, that I have not posted anything online in a long time, nor have I been active on AdultFriendFinder.

Well, when things get hard, one just has to deal with it. So, when one thing got hard in my life, I figured a nice massage would provide some needed 'Stress Relief'.

I just thought I would share, and hope you all enjoy.

I sure did.

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TGIF=Thank Goodness I'm'in Florida
Posted:Dec 25, 2015 8:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2016 6:38 pm
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With the weather being so nice and the landlord being gone, I was able to spend a little naked time outside. Just thought I would share what a beautiful day it is in Florida.





Too bad the mosquitoes are out also.
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Through eyes of the XX chromosome.
Posted:Dec 24, 2015 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 4:07 am
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‘Like father, like ’, that’s my girl and me; well mostly. My and I are so alike in so many ways. However, she does see the world a differently than I do.

For example; I see my own face several times a day and never noticed what she pointed out to me the other day.

I was talking to my and my just blurts out, “you have a heart on your face”. Well that stopped the conversation dead in mid sentence. We look at her with the thought of ‘what is the ‘Weird One’ talking about this time’. So looking at the girl with the heart, unicorn, and rainbow stamp covered arms and face, my and I say “What?” Then my almost pokes me in the eye and says “The wrinkles by your eye make a heart”. Her relentlessly teasing big brother says, “For once she is right”



Since it is hard to see, I outlined it.

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Bear hunters kill my naked hike.
Posted:Oct 25, 2015 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2015 5:56 pm
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I was planning on taking another naked hike today; but some hunters where using the trails.

Lately, I have been work a lot of hours. So during the week, it is work, chores, sleep... work, chores, sleep. So not much time to relax and just goof off. On the weekends, I have been doing a lot of volunteer work building a playgrounds for the and doing work for my landlord; so not much time to play then either.

So, today after more volunteer work, I decided, I was going to take the afternoon off and go fuck around in the woods for a while. Well, that turned out to be a bust. After gassing up the truck, getting lunch, and filling the cooler with water, I get to the trail head and find about a dozen FWC (Florida Wildlife Commission) officers. Well, that was just great; no naked jungle play for me. So, I might as well go home and take a nap.


As I was driving home, and taking my nap, I thought, I'm kind of glad they where there. See, this area I go hiking is usually a very quiet area with no one else around; great for naked time in the woods; but I forgot it was a special 'bear management' hunting weekend. I could have been walking around and had a very uneasy encounter with some hunters. Well, at least I am not a very hairy guy with dark hair; or it could have turned into a very bad day.

I guess I'll just post a pic from my last naked hike.

Enjoy.

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Hiking naked in the swamp; damn mosquitoes!
Posted:Sep 25, 2015 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2015 11:12 am
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I know my last post was a bit more serious, but with this one, I’m back to my usual self.

For those who know from my blog posts may remember, for years I have been a caretaker of a large property for absentee homeowners. That has all changed. The new owners are living on the property; I live in an apartment on the back of the property.
For years I could go naked around the property and do what I wanted. That has all changed; I now have to be careful not to offend these extremely nice people and wonderful landlords. So no more running around naked, skinny dippin’ in the pool (or jacking off by the pool if I wanted), or practicing ‘helicopter dick’ in the driveway. Now I am just the normal mild mannered, courteous, non-naked, helpful handyman.

So for some extra freedom and excitement, I took my 4x4 truck out into the swamps for a little naked fun. With no one around, except a couple river otters, birds, and some Florida deer, I got to go have fun. So with a little bug spray to keep the mosquitoes away, I went and enjoyed nature. I set up my phone to take some pictures like a trail cam and headed down the trail singing ‘there’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off, there’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off,’ etc, etc,

Then I got to thinking, I hope a raccoon doesn’t run off with my phone. I would not have a way to call my phone to hear it ring and find it.

Anyway, here are a couple pics from my hike.





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HNW – Hockey – Fail, Again.
Posted:May 19, 2015 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2019 3:05 pm
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I thought I would give this a try, but, being a Floridian, I have never been ice skating, so you can safely assume, I have never tried ice hockey. Yea, yea, I know, there ‘are’ ice skating rinks in Florida; there’s just somethin’ about ‘Florida’ & ‘ice skating’ that don’t make sense to me. So, being a true, die hard Florida Cracker, I don’t see ice skating in my near future.

With that being said, I had a really hard time coming up with something for this week’s theme; I damn near set off the smoke detector, I thinking so hard.

Well, I got some ice cubes and a stick, and then started hitting the ice around the shower; it didn't do a damn thing for me; except, maybe hurt a couple toes.



Then I thought, maybe I’ll try ‘Hickey’; close enough, right?

Well, that failed too.



By the way, I really do enjoy all of y’all, but,

Y’all need to come up with some better HNW themes. Something not evolving cold; something that a ‘Cracker’ can do.

Thanks
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