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6/5/2021 7:01 pm
Employee Review Fails

  • Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig.
  • I would not allow this employee to breed.
  • This employe is not really so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
  • Works well when constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap.
  • When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is to change feet.
  • He would be of his depth in a parking lot puddle
  • This youn_g lady has delusions of adequacy.
  • He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  • This employee is depriving a village, somewhere, of an i_diot.
  • This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
  • Got a full s_ix-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
  • A gross ignoramus - 14_4 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
  • He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
  • I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
  • He's been working with glue too much.
  • He would argue with a signpost.
  • He brings a lot of joy, whenever he leaves the room.
  • When his IQ reaches 50, he should s_ell.
  • If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
  • Has a photographic memory but with the lens cap still on.
  • A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
  • Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Has two brains: one is lost and the other is ou_t looking for it.
  • If he were any more du_mb, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • If you gave him a penny for his thought, you'd get change.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000,000 other sperm.
  • One neuron short of a synapse.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he on_ly gargled.
  • Takes him two hours to watch '60 Minutes'.
  • The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

    Is there one seeking the arms and comfort of an older man?

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