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Talking Dog  

Oh_Daddy_Yes 57M  
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5/20/2021 7:26 pm
Talking Dog

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. No one figured a would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for only ten dollars?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."

Is there one seeking the arms and comfort of an older man?

12931 posts
5/20/2021 10:48 pm

good one !

author51 59F  
128888 posts
5/21/2021 1:18 am

LMAO!!!!! Thanks for my morning chuckles...

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