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PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:29 am
Wasted Time & Money @ AFF


I reckon a mirror would have been a cheaper and more effective way of talking to myself, and plastic Easter eggs would at least be a more colorful "Fake" item that I could interact with, rather than all the fake bologna on here. As well I reckon if I chose to purchase a good bag of refer, well at least my emotions wouldn't feel as alone. Hey I got a wonderful idea, I can buy a cheap blow up doll and duct tape a tickle me Elmo to it, wow that sounds sooooooo much more interesting and down right fun, than a the excitement I've seen here in AdultFriendFinder land. Well off to Wally World for Mr. Elmo he he he ha ha ha

PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:33 am

Dude thats does sound interesting, you may have started a new fetish my friend.


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:35 am

Do what with a blow up doll, duct tape and a tickle me Elmo. OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT thats messed up man I mean thats... thats... well now that I think about it Wally World here I come!!!!!


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:36 am

Is it allowed to comment on your own posts??


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:37 am

Yes, as long as you have multiple personalities.


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:39 am

I never thought about that, shewww its a good thing Me, Myself, and I are here today or we may have gotten in BIG trouble and kicked out of this Exciting Wonderful Place where we no-one. We got plum lucky


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:41 am

Don't forget to get extra batteries for Elmo.and a patch kit for Dolly in case she pops, so the fun never ends


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:42 am

Excellent Idea myself, I you get the batteries and me will get the patch kit.


PassionDeprived1 43M
24 posts
6/12/2020 9:42 am

Roger that me


Tobiwest 69F
73 posts
6/12/2020 10:58 am

My laugh for the day, I thank you . At least you are not lonely with all of your personalities.


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 11:48 am:
You're most welcome dear, though it was unintentional, as I honestly never thought it would ever be published.

Tmptrzz 57F
82132 posts
6/12/2020 11:03 am

Oh wow you are so right about the site, so sad and I am sorry your not getting what you desired from it. And the tickle me Elmo part I am sorry but that had me here. I hope things get better for you, and if I may give you some advice chat with the ladies and get to know them that works so much better than hey you wanna fuck..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 11:45 am:
Darling I'm not the type of man that would ever ask a woman if she wants to f$$k, nor if I could see her naked ect. I actually may be one of the few gentlemen left in this ole world. I truly appreciate the advice, as well you're most welcome for the good laugh.

seems6666 49F
3919 posts
6/12/2020 11:03 am


Wok2016 38M  
474 posts
6/12/2020 12:34 pm

Time is never wasted, if you're wasted all the time!!


lonlyforlove2 77M
16464 posts
6/12/2020 12:48 pm

Young Man, you have youth on your side, gather up some patience, a smile some good chat and engage. The key word should be "next" if the first one does not light your fire push next.. it is not a place for instant gratification, although the advertisement would lead you to believe this,

"Is it allowed to comment on your own posts??" It is allowed to do anything almost within reason that your mind can think of, talking to one's self is not to bad, but when you get into a discussion or argument, it looks a bit odd!! LOL
Do as you please, have fun, it is up to you, you will get back the effort you put forth... have a good and safe day..

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PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 4:39 pm:
I was just a funning a bit sir, honestly never thought it would post. As far as patience, I reckon I'm chocked full of it, as folks that know me would say. A life growing up in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia where bluegrass originated, i was a sniper with the 82nd and 98-03 raised four daughters by my self, I sculpt full size figures out of soapstone, a fly fisherman that ties his own fly's, I play and write music, and have not been in a relationship by choice since 02,I restore artifacts, a photographer, singer and songwriter, I lost 1 1/2 in height du to parachute malfunction and a rpg take a good chunk out the side of a humvee, so young in years not in body ha ha and play a very strategic game of chess, I truly appreciate the advice and as always take heed to it because it's knowledge from one whos lived life. Thanks a bunch, and good luck on your adventurers

pocogato12 68F  
33791 posts
6/12/2020 2:56 pm

I havent had such a good read in weeks. Thank you for jump starting my weekend

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PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 4:44 pm:
You are most welcome dear, I am truly thankful I was in a funning kinda mood earlier when writing on here. Normally I keep to myself and wait for others to talk to me first. Hopefully there will be another moment my silliness brings a smile and chuckle your way. Enjoy your weekend darling.

jajo696 65F
2230 posts
6/12/2020 3:01 pm

i feel for you....lots of people talk that same sentiment. I guess it depends on what you hope to get from the site....as its evidently NOT what they advertise it to be.

There might be a market for your doll scenario though..sounds kinda weird, creepy but interesting with the potential for fun...lol


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 4:48 pm:
This is the first real conversation or anything I've had since joining. The blow-up doll and Elmo saying was something a very good friend of mine I was in the service with said to a young lady after hooking up at a bar one night and she was not very Lively in bed. It just popped in my head so I typed it in there. Hope all is well and life is going great for you dear. Enjoy 🙃🙂

lust4life59 61F  
487 posts
6/12/2020 4:27 pm

You hae a Walmart in that neck of the woods?


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 5:09 pm:
And thank you darling for the laugh. Its around 45min away, but sure do.

lonlyforlove2 77M
16464 posts
6/12/2020 6:00 pm

Welcome to blogland, you are in a very small niche of these sites, read, listen and join in. As I lost Gold today at noon , do put some of this information on your profile. You will find a varied slate of young ladies, females, women and some girls. Those last words came from a recent post as to what do we address them as... I think" Hey YOU!!!" was not on the selection.. I have been here for 8 years and have enjoyed 99% of it... I have found it to be good entertainment, full of friendly people. but it does not come over night, it takes time...patience is the key. When I joined it was just a spur of the mind, had no idea what was here, why or how.. From my past if you have a few min to read a bit, I point you to some short post that may give some light on How, Why, and What, for ME Read Episode I, just like Star Wars, can39t get them in line and then Episode II, let the force be with me

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 6:15 pm:
I tell you this evening between all you have done as well enlightened me on, informed me an just the true honesty and friendliness of all whom have taken their time to write their thoughts here, I am humbled with a new attitude twords AdultFriendFinder and those who spend their free time here. Thank you for showing this ole hillbilly kindness today, my hat is of to you all.

BiggLala 48F  
28539 posts
6/12/2020 6:02 pm

OMG, finally someone who talks to themselves like I do (Tip: next time, use all your different profiles...like I do ). We can start our own support group. You bring you, yourself and you, and me, myself and I will show up.
*psst...he's me, myself and I*
NOOOO...I am!!!


Uhhh...anyway...welcome to the blogs. It's a different kind of support group. Here's your name tag, cookies and juice are over there ---->


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PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 7:01 pm:
You said cookies, or was that I? They sound so much alike its hard to tell. Of course we talk to ourselves, we have to talk to someone that makes sense once in a while. Though normally me and myself try to leave I out of decision making, I is the one that talked me and myself into becoming a paratrooper, getting drunk with Gambino in Mexico,and we know how that went, don't remind me myself. Yea you know ya had a wild night,"there myself goes" ya had a wild night when you wake up on the back of a burro butt naked in who the hell knows Mexico, with Mardi Gras necklaces 17 phone numbers written in Sharpie on your arms legs other parts, and your name tattooed on the burros but with a, stop stop stop right there myself. Ok ok me. Anywho, tis a enjoyable moment to meet such a multi personality individual/individuals as yourself/yourselves my dear, just watch out for I,especially if he is listening to Anthony Hamilton or Leela James he tends to get a little, Oooohhhh you looking sooooo good tonight kind of way, and if Marvin Gaye is playing, well you know.
Tootles love

lonlyforlove2 77M
16464 posts
6/12/2020 7:12 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    OMG, finally someone who talks to themselves like I do (Tip: next time, use all your different profiles...like I do ). We can start our own support group. You bring you, yourself and you, and me, myself and I will show up.
    *psst...he's me, myself and I*
    NOOOO...I am!!!


    Uhhh...anyway...welcome to the blogs. It's a different kind of support group. Here's your name tag, cookies and juice are over there ---->

You know that would make a crowd, not allowed under current COV-19 REG, # 1839874-982746 .007 …..LOL, just follow her lead she will not steer you wrong. one of he masters of this place... see Red for a drink poured in the jar of your choice.. enjoy...

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


japaneseass 52F  
49477 posts
6/12/2020 9:29 pm

oh my gawd...you are quite interesting guy....a blow up doll and a ticle-me elmo sounds like a good idea...


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/12/2020 9:53 pm:
I get a bit kinky time to time I guess. Never run out of new things to try if I'm around. Ha ha

jajo696 65F
2230 posts
6/12/2020 10:43 pm

I think that you will find most of us here in Blogville will respond and are real. Of course, there are some that you will have to weed thru...but it sounds like ur very adapt at navigating weeds. Just give a shout out....we re also a helpful crew.

Welcome to the land of the Blogs......and.....Much Thanks for your service to this country of ours. 🙏😘

Watch out for that ( i ), that one seems to get you in the most troubles. He needs to take a chill pill....geeze ~~


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/13/2020 7:42 am:
Thank you for the warm welcome dear, and you are most welcome for my time in the service. Hope all is well and you're enjoying every minute of every day. Tootles

BiggLala 48F  
28539 posts
6/13/2020 5:32 pm

I'm kinda scared to admit I really did understand your response to me...you?...myself?...I?
I actually followed that shit, dammit!!!

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PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/13/2020 7:57 pm:
Don't fight the feeling, don't fight it, just let go, let go, embrace it, I will give you cookies.

RyuFujin 52F  
1188 posts
6/13/2020 9:53 pm

Don't eat all the cookies; some of us substitute chocolate in place of sex.

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


PassionDeprived1 replies on 6/15/2020 11:02 pm:
I will make sure I keep the cookie jar stocked with double chocolate chip cookies,and I have some Hershey bars around somewhere????? Oh there they are!! Feel free to indulge.

secret_lade 46F
3975 posts
7/7/2020 2:45 pm

This made me laugh.... Thank you!


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