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4 Things You Can Do To Guarantee… You Will Taste Better… 😊❤️  

Paulxx001 63M
7805 posts
8/13/2020 9:42 am

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4 Things You Can Do To Guarantee… You Will Taste Better… 😊❤️

Yes… as some of you may have noticed, I’m learning how to count backward from 7.

Men, have you ever thought of what you can do, to make yourselves taste better to her or him… or to your dog? Since I have no life, I’ve given it some significant thought, researched the ‘Google’, and come up with - 4 things you can do to improve how you taste. Ladies… share this information with your partner.

As you probably knew, semen is only one percent sperm. The rest is made up of vitamins, minerals, chlorine, calcium, fructose, citric acid, nitrogen, potassium, phosphorus, zinc, sodium, and over 200 separate proteins.

What it tastes like depends on what you put into your body.


Here are 8 ways to make your cum taste bad.

1. Smoking: makes your semen taste like a stale cigarette.

2. Dairy: while good for your gut, makes your semen taste terrible.

3. Drugs + Alcohol: it's a given.

4. Meat: makes your semen extra salty.

5. High-Sulfur Foods: intensifies the taste in a bad way (e.g. broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower).

6. Caffeine: some is alright, but too much will result in a bitter taste.

7. Asparagus: look at how it affects your pee; now translate that to your semen.

8. Fast Food: includes chemicals that make your semen bitter.


How do you improve the taste of semen? Try these simple 4 steps.

1. Sweeten It Up: wheatgrass, cinnamon, lemon, peppermint, and parsley all sweeten the taste of your semen. Naturally sugary fruits like pineapple, kiwi fruits, blueberries and plumbs also improve your taste.

2. Celery: it's high in Vitamin C which will help flush out the salty flavour.

3. Cranberries: they actually help balance the pH levels in your semen, making for a better taste.

4. Water: remembering your semen is made up of mostly water, so if you aren't having enough of it (8-10 glasses daily) your semen will not taste good.

There’s a popular myth that pineapple is the miracle food that will transform your semen into some sort of magical elixir. And this is partially true. Because pineapple is pretty acidic, eating a lot of it or drinking a lot of pineapple juice can help cut down on the bitter taste of semen. I always knew that my vodka pineapple slushies helped with something other than with the buzz. My grocer has the no-name brand on special - 3 cans for $6, so I’m set till winter 2021.

And that’s it... a blog post that’s short, sweet, and to the point - and tasty, if you follow these tips.
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Now I ask the questions, right? But what will those be?

Have you tasted yourself and what do you think?

Women - do you always swallow and have you ever suggested your partner drink more pineapple juice?

Or I might (for those of you who are shy) simply ask:
How was your day?

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Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 9:43 am

I was curious, so of course I tasted it. Not bad. But what do I know? I’ve only ever tasted one producer.😶


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 9:43 am

Now there’s a topic for another post; How women taste and how they can improve their flavour…

Hmmm…🤔❗😏


1seeking1 55F
3203 posts
8/13/2020 10:00 am

You forgot medications, they also affect it. My taste usually too mild for most men, eat lots of fruit , vegetables and water is my favorite drink. Womens taste also affected by period, yes before the blood appears.


EnigmaInitiative 52F  
3978 posts
8/13/2020 10:25 am

I have refused to swallow and suggested drinking more water and eating more fruit, and gobbled it up without thinking about it.

As noted, the way one tastes is highly dependent on what they're putting in their body.

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60satisfaction 62M  
220 posts
8/13/2020 10:27 am

This applies to women as well. I have tasted some nasty female squirts in my time.


DoesGirthCount 59M  
1 post
8/13/2020 10:58 am

I always drink Pinapple juice if i know i'm playing.... Course 1/1 ratio.


rick315875 62M
10668 posts
8/13/2020 10:58 am

Personally I have never tasted mine. Nor would I want to. That's gross. I myself don't swallow. Most of the time it's bitter or once in awhile it's sweet. Don't really run into salty.


fisherman5999 57M  
637 posts
8/13/2020 11:46 am

I taste mine all the time, not bad at all, others are like the alphabet, no one taste the same, if it's bitter, swallow fast, if it's good or little taste, enjoy before swallowing.


Tmptrzz 57F
84452 posts
8/13/2020 11:53 am

So very true.. many need to know about this I hope everyone reads it. I hope you have a thrilling Thursday..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


dell9600 63M  
925 posts
8/13/2020 12:09 pm

Yes I have tasted my cum many times, its just a bit salty. But, it sure tastes good when I eat it out of my sexy ladies pussy. Her juices and mine are a great mixture!


smartasswoman 62F  
33329 posts
8/13/2020 12:12 pm

Unfortunately, I cannot recall ever encountering a semen flavor that I thought was pleasant. Sometimes I swallow. Sometimes that produces a gag reflex. Sometimes I hold it in my mouth and then run to the bathroom and spit. Not advisable if it's the first time with someone, because they might get hurt feelings and it is not particularly romantic to immediately jump out of bed.

But as a male friend of mine said, "I don't care if she spits or swallows or saves it to take home to her dog. I'm getting a blowjob, it's all good".

Believe it or not, I do really enjoy giving blowjobs, it's just the last five seconds that needs to be dealt with...


japaneseass 53F  
49680 posts
8/13/2020 12:36 pm

i like pina colada tasting jizz, please??? and i swallow...


superbjversion2 65F
20641 posts
8/13/2020 1:15 pm

4 Things You Can Do To Guarantee… You Will Taste Better
My first thought was to hand the cannibal a bottle of A1 sauce. But that's not what you meant, is it? (btw - my sweet self needs no improvement)

I swallow. I have always swallowed. That's how I discovered that someone falsified his claim about quitting smoking. I have teased regular partners by telling them they went heavy on the coffee that day. On average, that stuff is only a teensy bit bitter and it's not like I'm drinking a full glass of it. So, I have never felt the need to recommend he 'sweeten up'.

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BeccaLuvs 58F  
18742 posts
8/13/2020 1:24 pm

Def another interesting Blog Paul! "Pineapple" you say - What do you reckon about beer? Not what you, as a man must drink and how that would affect the taste of your semen, just that beer yeasty smell which could make you think of, and yes, even crave semen, and vice versa, no man about then she, a girl could crave a beer! I've def experienced this! Oh, and I had a hectic day!

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lighthousecollec 58F  
658 posts
8/13/2020 1:56 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    You forgot medications, they also affect it. My taste usually too mild for most men, eat lots of fruit , vegetables and water is my favorite drink. Womens taste also affected by period, yes before the blood appears.
Medications can cause a lot to happen to ones body. I have tasted mine and you will have to find out for yourself to see what it taste like. Now for some women who might have an ordor you can eat yogurt. As it balances the intestinal flora, yogurt minimalizes the allergic reactions. 4 Yogurt is also important for women's health. The lactobacillus in yogurt prevents the production of candida (a type of fungus) and vaginitis in the vagina. Studies reveal that women who regularly consume yogurt have better vaginal health. I eat yogurt every day because I find it's healthy in my weight and I drink water .

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Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:42 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    You forgot medications, they also affect it. My taste usually too mild for most men, eat lots of fruit , vegetables and water is my favorite drink. Womens taste also affected by period, yes before the blood appears.
Medications.... Hmmm. That's a good reminder and surprisingly didn't come in what to eat.
You've got some sensitive and well-developed taste buds!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:45 pm

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I have refused to swallow and suggested drinking more water and eating more fruit, and gobbled it up without thinking about it.

    As noted, the way one tastes is highly dependent on what they're putting in their body.
Good to hear some piratical experience backing up the scientific data.
I don't suppose you actually prefer a specific fruit?


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:46 pm

    Quoting 60satisfaction:
    This applies to women as well. I have tasted some nasty female squirts in my time.
Well, I can imagine. Thanks for the heads up on that !
I wonder if any men have more to add. I should have asked this question. Good one!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:47 pm

    Quoting DoesGirthCount:
    I always drink Pinapple juice if i know i'm playing.... Course 1/1 ratio.
Good for you. I only recently found out about the phenomenon, so I'm a new convert, so to speak.
Thanks for popping in.Drop by any time.


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:49 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    Personally I have never tasted mine. Nor would I want to. That's gross. I myself don't swallow. Most of the time it's bitter or once in awhile it's sweet. Don't really run into salty.
Well they do so it can't be that gross, can it?
In any case, everyone has specific tastes and to each his or her own right?
Thanks for sharing yours.


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:51 pm

    Quoting fisherman5999:
    I taste mine all the time, not bad at all, others are like the alphabet, no one taste the same, if it's bitter, swallow fast, if it's good or little taste, enjoy before swallowing.
Ahh... the voice of experience.
Makes sense what you're saying. It;'s only natural to expect that everyone would taste different. Thanks for the over-view!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:52 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    So very true.. many need to know about this I hope everyone reads it. I hope you have a thrilling Thursday..
Here's to pineapple juice for all.
Cheers!!!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:53 pm

    Quoting dell9600:
    Yes I have tasted my cum many times, its just a bit salty. But, it sure tastes good when I eat it out of my sexy ladies pussy. Her juices and mine are a great mixture!
Ahhh... I should have asked if anyone appreciated the condiments or any other flavors one could add to it. Thanks for that reminder!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:56 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Unfortunately, I cannot recall ever encountering a semen flavor that I thought was pleasant. Sometimes I swallow. Sometimes that produces a gag reflex. Sometimes I hold it in my mouth and then run to the bathroom and spit. Not advisable if it's the first time with someone, because they might get hurt feelings and it is not particularly romantic to immediately jump out of bed.

    But as a male friend of mine said, "I don't care if she spits or swallows or saves it to take home to her dog. I'm getting a blowjob, it's all good".

    Believe it or not, I do really enjoy giving blowjobs, it's just the last five seconds that needs to be dealt with...
I thought you had eclectic tastes. Don't you like raw oysters? Or is THAT a lousy analogy?
I do believe you enjoy giving them; why wouldn't I. In fact.... I can imagine them. Uh.... yeah... lol


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 3:58 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i like pina colada tasting jizz, please??? and i swallow...
I wonder how many Pina Colodas I'd have to drink in order to affect the taste.
Or were you talking about the Colodas as a CHASER ? lol ...


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 4:02 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    4 Things You Can Do To Guarantee… You Will Taste Better
    My first thought was to hand the cannibal a bottle of A1 sauce. But that's not what you meant, is it? (btw - my sweet self needs no improvement)

    I swallow. I have always swallowed. That's how I discovered that someone falsified his claim about quitting smoking. I have teased regular partners by telling them they went heavy on the coffee that day. On average, that stuff is only a teensy bit bitter and it's not like I'm drinking a full glass of it. So, I have never felt the need to recommend he 'sweeten up'.
I was wondering if anyone would take it THAT way, as I re-read the title. Hmmm... probably not what the site would permit.
Wow... YOU, have sensitive taste buds. That's something I never considered, or at least not with the partners that I've been with.
I have always wondered about those guys on porn movies who gushed, or was that staged? hmmm
Well, thanks for your take on things! And cheers? lol...


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 4:05 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Def another interesting Blog Paul! "Pineapple" you say - What do you reckon about beer? Not what you, as a man must drink and how that would affect the taste of your semen, just that beer yeasty smell which could make you think of, and yes, even crave semen, and vice versa, no man about then she, a girl could crave a beer! I've def experienced this! Oh, and I had a hectic day!
Yes... Pineapple. At least that's what they say.
Beer? Wow... Hmm... You would know, that's for sure. I don't know what natural smell women come in. I guess I'll figure it out, next time it hits me.
Beer ya say... Hmmm... Now I'll be paying closer attention, next time I drink one. Thanks for the 'heads up' on that one!!!
Any particular type of beer?


mc_justmc 60M  
6452 posts
8/13/2020 4:05 pm

-no, never tasted myself
-my day was ok
-I've heard the pineapple remedy, but never had anyone say if it was better


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 4:08 pm

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    Medications can cause a lot to happen to ones body. I have tasted mine and you will have to find out for yourself to see what it taste like. Now for some women who might have an ordor you can eat yogurt. As it balances the intestinal flora, yogurt minimalizes the allergic reactions. 4 Yogurt is also important for women's health. The lactobacillus in yogurt prevents the production of candida (a type of fungus) and vaginitis in the vagina. Studies reveal that women who regularly consume yogurt have better vaginal health. I eat yogurt every day because I find it's healthy in my weight and I drink water .
Hmmm... I have heard and read about the benefits of yogurt both for men and women. Thanks for the reminder about that. I'll look into it more as I'm always trying to learn something new when it comes to your health.
Is there any particular brand name you'd recommend?
Thanks for the tip!!!


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 4:09 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and reading. Feel free to add your opinons and thoughts any time.


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/13/2020 5:09 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    -no, never tasted myself
    -my day was ok
    -I've heard the pineapple remedy, but never had anyone say if it was better
I've got one review on the pineapple 🍍 in so far. The opinion was a positive one.
I'm moving forward with that diet. I'll keep you posted. 👍😁


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/14/2020 3:57 am

I swallow... I've never felt a gag reflex or anything with anyone I've been with. I have tasted myself on the lips of others, it's usually just kind of watery.


author51 57F  
99479 posts
8/14/2020 11:49 am

I am a swallower and can taste just how Sweet It Is sometimes compared to others.Helpful hints here my friend as sometimes we Are What We Eat Eh!..lol. xoxo

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Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/14/2020 5:09 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I swallow... I've never felt a gag reflex or anything with anyone I've been with. I have tasted myself on the lips of others, it's usually just kind of watery.
Hmmm... Watery and that's it? 🤔
That's not all, that I taste. Interesting...
Although, I like the way it tastes! 👍
I'll need to do another post about how women taste.
Trouble with these times, is where I can do my homework.
Hmmm... 🤔🍷🍷😎❗


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/14/2020 5:12 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I am a swallower and can taste just how Sweet It Is sometimes compared to others.Helpful hints here my friend as sometimes we Are What We Eat Eh!..lol. xoxo
Nice to have the opinion of someone who has the taste buds to know the difference. hmmm
Good tips for sure! 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ⭕ 🌴


PonyGirl1965 54F
11471 posts
8/15/2020 1:23 am

Yes I have suggested eating massive quantities of pineapple.
I have swallowed. I have let it dribble out.
I have gagged myself during a blow job.
I have slobbered like a rabid dog during a blow job. I lack grace in this area.
I'm with Smartass ... the last 5 seconds need work.
I have tasted myself and it seemed mildly tasteless to mildly sweet. I don't mind licking my fingers at all. Especially if it will get my partner more jazzed up


Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/15/2020 5:35 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Yes I have suggested eating massive quantities of pineapple.
    I have swallowed. I have let it dribble out.
    I have gagged myself during a blow job.
    I have slobbered like a rabid dog during a blow job. I lack grace in this area.
    I'm with Smartass ... the last 5 seconds need work.
    I have tasted myself and it seemed mildly tasteless to mildly sweet. I don't mind licking my fingers at all. Especially if it will get my partner more jazzed up
Hmmm... Well, there's nothing like enjoying a hobby! 👍 😊
Thanks for sharing. So it's those last 5 seconds. Keep practicing? 🤔 lol 😂 I guess... 👍😎


pocogato12 68F  
34093 posts
8/24/2020 8:35 am

Somehow I missed this tasteful blog post but not because I am out sampling the little-known pleasures of the COVID confines. I have tasted some really bitter "produce" but I have never told anyone it wasnt so tasty unless it was an on-going relationship. Water and skipping some gemsl like asparagus are first solutions. PS Medications are also a source of tasty delights- most of them taste awful on the way down

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Paulxx001 63M
16323 posts
8/24/2020 12:10 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Somehow I missed this tasteful blog post but not because I am out sampling the little-known pleasures of the COVID confines. I have tasted some really bitter "produce" but I have never told anyone it wasnt so tasty unless it was an on-going relationship. Water and skipping some gemsl like asparagus are first solutions. PS Medications are also a source of tasty delights- most of them taste awful on the way down
Nope, taste... is a matter of ...
taste? 🤔
That's understood.
It's such a hard choice, especially after the TASTE - errr , has gone.
hmmm.
Choices, for the brave are hard to make when you are in the moment.

I hear you... ❗👍🍷🍷
In any case... is there any taste that can't be drowned with a beverage... or a kiss?


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