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7 Signs You’ve Been On A Sex Site For Too Long 😮❗❤️  

Paulxx001 64M
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8/18/2020 8:50 am

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7 Signs You’ve Been On A Sex Site For Too Long 😮❗❤️

I thought I’d mix things up and go with the number 7 again. Whadja think?

Introspection, self-reflection and insight - they’re all words that I found on the ‘Google’. And they’re all practical tools for understanding yourself, processing what you learn and coming up with some answers to questions. What question did I ask myself?


How can you tell if you’ve stayed too long on a sex site?

I had some thoughts about this website and the signs that I might be on it past my expiration date. Much like that banana on the kitchen table - everything has a lifespan. Who likes those brown soft, mushy ones, right? Surprisingly the Mayo Clinic knows about this affliction. With their help, I’ve compiled the - 7 signs that you might have stayed on a sex site (like this one)… for a touch too long.

1. Unexplained weight loss
This might be a dream come true for some of us, but in reality, it can signal more serious issues. Are you depressed that you haven’t found a partner here yet? Unless you’re exercising like a nut - weight loss can be a sign this site is getting to you.


2. Persistent or high fever
Yes, we have that ‘virus’ thingy, but I’m not talking about THAT. Excessive, persistent and unfulfilled horniness can lead to temperature spikes. If you’re not getting relief here, maybe it’s time to take a step away.


3. Shortness of breath
Very strenuous masturbation, high altitude, extreme temperatures and… sex sites - can cause this breathlessness. Do you experience panic attacks when you look at the number of years you’ve been here without meeting up with anyone? It might be time to look elsewhere.


4. Unexplained changes in bowel habits
What’s normal varies widely but frustration with sex sites may cause;
- Bloody, black or tarry-coloured stools
- Persistent diarrhea or constipation
- Unexplained urges to take a shit or to throw some shit around.


5. Confusion or personality changes
Sex sites and the frustration associated with them can cause;
- Poor thinking and decision-making skills
- Behaviour changes
- Anger, nastiness and rude remarks on blog posts.


6. Feeling full after eating very little
If you consistently feel full sooner than normal or after eating less than usual, you’re probably drinking more than average. And it’s probably due to that stupid sex site you’re on and the idiots you see.


7. Flashes of light
Although marijuana is legal in many parts of the world, bright spots or flashes of light shouldn’t be something you’d expect to see. More likely, that sex site you’re on is causing a mild retinal detachment. Are you staring at a tiny computer screen hour after hour, trying to read mindless profiles while responding to pointless emails and rude instant messages?


Conclusion…
Now, all or none of the symptoms I’ve just listed, may or may not have anything to do with the sex site you’re a member of. But be mindful and self-aware, if you experience any of these signs while you’re on a sex site. That brown mushy banana on that kitchen table I mentioned earlier? No one wants to be one of those. It might be time to cut your losses and step away.

Hey… I might have missed a few other symptoms so feel free to throw your two cents in. We all might learn something here.

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Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 9:01 am

I think if you can still laugh at things and make light of the way people act on these sex sites, you’ll probably be fine.😊👍


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 9:02 am

After all, it’s supposed to be a fun place to commiserate, isn’t it?😎🍷🍷❗


japaneseass 54F
50205 posts
8/18/2020 9:37 am

ya...you might be on something, paul...ever since corvid started, i lost over 10 pounds...for no apparent reason...this is probably partially due to myself being bored and staying on this site way too long...plus we are all quarantined, and i can't meet my regular play partner...hence, prowling meaninglessly on this site...somehow, i lost my appetite, and i don't feel like eating either...maybe i am depressed??? i dunno...but i am just frustrated...so to speak...


Paulxx001 replies on 8/18/2020 8:02 pm:
I read my initial reply to you... made no sense. Maybe you ARE depressed.
I know sometimes I feel like that. So, what's the cure? 🤔

1seeking1 56F
3750 posts
8/18/2020 9:41 am

Lol thanks for making smile


author51 58F  
126159 posts
8/18/2020 9:48 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I think if you can still laugh at things and make light of the way people act on these sex sites, you’ll probably be fine.😊👍
Those brown mushy ones, I put in my freezer and make banana bread out of them than eat it all.....As for any other symptom..other than nasty comments and rude remarks, I am all good.. No check ups required and still as fit as a fiddle here......No weight loss, yet no significant gain either as I watch my diet and intake daily...As for any shortness of breath, the odd time when I view an incredibly sculpted hot body of a Man or read his erotic words to me in a message or blog post, that is the only time I catch my breath....

Great post.....


author51 58F  
126159 posts
8/18/2020 9:51 am

    Quoting author51:
    Those brown mushy ones, I put in my freezer and make banana bread out of them than eat it all.....As for any other symptom..other than nasty comments and rude remarks, I am all good.. No check ups required and still as fit as a fiddle here......No weight loss, yet no significant gain either as I watch my diet and intake daily...As for any shortness of breath, the odd time when I view an incredibly sculpted hot body of a Man or read his erotic words to me in a message or blog post, that is the only time I catch my breath....

    Great post.....
Laughing here still with a smile as wide as the sky.....


superbjversion2 66F
23739 posts
8/18/2020 10:51 am

10 years and I still haven't lost weight?! Good gawd, how much longer do I have stay here?!

btw - the last time I experienced symptom #6 I was pregnant.

btw btw - those brown, mushy bananas are good for making banana bread. Just sayin'

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 replies on 8/18/2020 7:59 pm:
and pancakes 🥞.... 😊

jajo696 66F
4034 posts
8/18/2020 11:20 am

Those signs could be attached to many many things. lol. Too long ? hey who knows....I guess when enuf is enuf we will know it and move on. For some reason people keep coming back though....or making new names to enjoy the goings on here. Funny stuff....thanks ~~


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 11:29 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    ya...you might be on something, paul...ever since corvid started, i lost over 10 pounds...for no apparent reason...this is probably partially due to myself being bored and staying on this site way too long...plus we are all quarantined, and i can't meet my regular play partner...hence, prowling meaninglessly on this site...somehow, i lost my appetite, and i don't feel like eating either...maybe i am depressed??? i dunno...but i am just frustrated...so to speak...
lol 😂... oops...
Well, I guess YOU, are ok!
Keep on trucking! 👍 😊 🍷🍷😎❗

Any other symptoms? 🤔


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 11:33 am

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Lol thanks for making smile
Happy to confirm my aim was true.
Hey... 😊... tell me something ELSE that makes you smile. 😎
If you feel like it...


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 11:42 am

    Quoting author51:
    Those brown mushy ones, I put in my freezer and make banana bread out of them than eat it all.....As for any other symptom..other than nasty comments and rude remarks, I am all good.. No check ups required and still as fit as a fiddle here......No weight loss, yet no significant gain either as I watch my diet and intake daily...As for any shortness of breath, the odd time when I view an incredibly sculpted hot body of a Man or read his erotic words to me in a message or blog post, that is the only time I catch my breath....

    Great post.....
True about banana 🍌 bread...
... but I use it to make Frenchman toast. So good! 😊


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 11:53 am

    Quoting author51:
    Those brown mushy ones, I put in my freezer and make banana bread out of them than eat it all.....As for any other symptom..other than nasty comments and rude remarks, I am all good.. No check ups required and still as fit as a fiddle here......No weight loss, yet no significant gain either as I watch my diet and intake daily...As for any shortness of breath, the odd time when I view an incredibly sculpted hot body of a Man or read his erotic words to me in a message or blog post, that is the only time I catch my breath....

    Great post.....
True about banana 🍌 bread...
... but I use it to make French toast. So good! 😊


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 11:56 am

    Quoting author51:
    Laughing here still with a smile as wide as the sky.....
Is it it all good? 🤔
My impressions is that, it's all good! 😊


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 12:16 pm

    Quoting  :

True....
Drama, was a course I took in highschool
About those points...?
Yep.. i understand.


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 12:18 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    10 years and I still haven't lost weight?! Good gawd, how much longer do I have stay here?!

    btw - the last time I experienced symptom #6 I was pregnant.

    btw btw - those brown, mushy bananas are good for making banana bread. Just sayin'
Ahjh... I think you have a handle on things. You're a pro. 😶🤔❗❗❗


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 12:30 pm

    Quoting jajo696:
    Those signs could be attached to many many things. lol. Too long ? hey who knows....I guess when enuf is enuf we will know it and move on. For some reason people keep coming back though....or making new names to enjoy the goings on here. Funny stuff....thanks ~~
Words from a person of wisdom, who might have, seen it all.
Have you... seen it all? 🤔
No worries and no pressure.
Someone here, has...

Have you? 🤔


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 12:33 pm

    Quoting jajo696:
    Those signs could be attached to many many things. lol. Too long ? hey who knows....I guess when enuf is enuf we will know it and move on. For some reason people keep coming back though....or making new names to enjoy the goings on here. Funny stuff....thanks ~~
Hey...
It's really nice to see you! 👍


mufdiver69er2 61M  
1804 posts
8/18/2020 1:15 pm

i did a similar post awhile back and one thing i said might be a sign you have been here too long is when you see a pussy without a pink antenna sticking out of it and think...thats strange..

woop woop


smartasswoman 64F  
35251 posts
8/18/2020 1:40 pm

Lordy, I suppose if anyone should step away it should be me. 15 years.

The nice thing is, it's been a very long time since I've taken any of this very seriously.


positively4you 72F  
4518 posts
8/18/2020 1:44 pm

On a sex site too long......you are not getting any sex.


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 2:18 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    i did a similar post awhile back and one thing i said might be a sign you have been here too long is when you see a pussy without a pink antenna sticking out of it and think...thats strange..
lol 😂...
That's strange, and funny.
Antenna, right? 😮 hmmm... I'll look for that clue! 👍
Thanks for the heads up! 😎


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 2:23 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Lordy, I suppose if anyone should step away it should be me. 15 years.

    The nice thing is, it's been a very long time since I've taken any of this very seriously.
15? Are you serious? 🤔
Wow...
You must have seen the genesis of this planet 🌏.
Was there any intelligent life existent, in those times? 😶


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 2:26 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    On a sex site too long......you are not getting any sex.
THAT... is a very good point!
Even from two years ago... I'm not what I was.
Damn. What's the hope? I catch someone in the same loop? 🤔
How has your success been? ❗😎🍷🍷


mc_justmc 61M  
6843 posts
8/18/2020 3:41 pm

As long as I've been on this site I've never felt a need to explain my urges to take a shit, and as far as throwing shit? You can't prove it, there weren't any witnesses.


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 4:32 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    As long as I've been on this site I've never felt a need to explain my urges to take a shit, and as far as throwing shit? You can't prove it, there weren't any witnesses.
You are, among the most 'politically correct' people I know here.
I've yet to learn your stealth and restraint. ❗😎👍


sexyldy1000 60F  
9351 posts
8/18/2020 6:13 pm

When it stops being fun and you login because you feel you have to, not because you want to.

Stimulate my mind and let’s see what happens 😊.
Lest We Forget


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 6:37 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    When it stops being fun and you login because you feel you have to, not because you want to.
That's so true and sometimes, that's what it feels like.
By the way, sorry if some of the crap I've heaved, landed in a blog post of yours the other day. I got carried away. 🌹🍷🍷😎❤️


lust4life59 62F
2382 posts
8/18/2020 8:02 pm

When you become part of the problem, not part of the solution. But whoever really thinks they are part of the problem?


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/18/2020 8:46 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    When you become part of the problem, not part of the solution. But whoever really thinks they are part of the problem?
Ooo... True... That's a good one.
Sounds like me, sometimes.
Omg! 😮❗😂


PonyGirl1965 56F
20132 posts
8/19/2020 1:55 am

Brown mushy bananas make the best banana bread


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/19/2020 5:03 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Brown mushy bananas make the best banana bread
That's what everyone keeps telling me.
They also make darn good pancakes 🥞! 👍 ❗❗😊


GhostofH 62M
22274 posts
8/19/2020 12:44 pm

When you can snatch the pebbles from the hand.... then it will be time to go.....


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/19/2020 1:24 pm

    Quoting GhostofH:
    When you can snatch the pebbles from the hand.... then it will be time to go.....
Great and obscure reference. Did David ever grab those rocks? 🤔
What a great show. I was mesmerized by the it.
If that's the case, there's no hope for me, or any of us. 😶


pocogato12 69F  
36945 posts
8/20/2020 2:37 pm

Shit I cant stop laughing. Great post and observations . You may have missed a couple like fanny spread from sitting at the keyboard too long, or a callused finger from scrolling the profiles. But those are not as funny as yours. And I am now up to using my inhalers more than usual and that's no~^~

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/20/2020 10:21 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Shit I cant stop laughing. Great post and observations . You may have missed a couple like fanny spread from sitting at the keyboard too long, or a callused finger from scrolling the profiles. But those are not as funny as yours. And I am now up to using my inhalers more than usual and that's no~^~
Happy to oblige you with a chuckle.
Not so pleased the inhaler use is on the rise. But if you're laughing, then it's all good.
You're at the right place... I think 🤔
We could all use more smiles, right? 😁🍷🍷😎❗


EnigmaInitiative 53F
4246 posts
8/21/2020 10:55 am

I read people telling you about the bananas in banana bread, but here's a tip...if you don't want to make anything with it right away....put it in the freezer. It's what I do with all my old bananas. When it comes time to make something with it, thaw it out.

As for the signs....whelp, they can be signs of a lot of things.

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
8/21/2020 11:25 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I read people telling you about the bananas in banana bread, but here's a tip...if you don't want to make anything with it right away....put it in the freezer. It's what I do with all my old bananas. When it comes time to make something with it, thaw it out.

    As for the signs....whelp, they can be signs of a lot of things.
Freezing? Good idea.
I usually make pancakes 🥞 with them and they're great.
True about the symptoms are generalized... lol 😂 Or... maybe not? 🤔


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