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Blogging For Bucks... The Condom Conundrum... and FrankeeZee... ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—  

Paulxx001 64M
9445 posts
8/27/2021 10:05 am

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Blogging For Bucks... The Condom Conundrum... and FrankeeZee... ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—

There's been an insane heatwave suffocating most of North America for the last month, have you noticed? I've taken, to enjoy walks in my favourite lakeside park โ€” BEFORE, that red-lava scullion rises in the east. Yesterday, I invited FrankeeZee (*my buddy from another sex site *) to join me; he happily obliged.

A cool breeze had begun to brush the waves when we took a break from our jaunt and sat down on a bench. I shut my eyes and inhaled deep breaths of refreshing air as it caressed and soothed my soul. FrankeeZee clumsily plunked himself down, bumped my elbow, then yanked the laptop out of his knapsack โ€” and began to type.

"Oh, for fuck's sake Frankee, give it a rest. Can't you enjoy the moment without writing your stupid blog?"

"Paul, I have an obligation to my SPONSOR, " he replied, smiling.

"Your blog is sponsored? Who would do THAT and why?"

"Paul, I told you about the purge we had last month or were you paying attention?" Frankee rolled his eyes at me and continued.

"Our website unveiled a more user-friendly version of our blog pages. Half the bloggers fucked off, but the rest of us found sponsors. We had to, or we wouldn't exist.

I looked at FrankeeZee and blinked, "OK, so who sponsors you?"

"I found a major beer conglomerate looking for a top blogger, and we worked out a deal. Ever heard of Bud Light?"

My eyes widened. "Bud Light is your sponsor?"

"No, for fuck's sake. 'Banja Luka Brewery' in Bosnia โ€” is Bud's number one competitor โ€” and THEY hooked up with me. What do you think about THAT?"

I didn't know what to say; I was momentarily speechless.

FrankeeZee's fingers clicked the tiny keys as he raised his head and squinted at me. "Ya know Paul; it's too bad you're such a shitty blogger and a pussy."

"Really, and why is that?"

I heard 'Trojan' is looking to support a Top-Ten blogger. But I don't see your name on that 'list' , and you don't use condoms, do you? You don't even fuck anymore, right?"

I glared at Frankee. Friends, what are they good for, if not for their brutal honesty?

Hmmm... I thought for a second. What IF the Bobs โ€” over at A F F headquarters โ€” wanted to turn 'Blog Land' into a moneymaker? What IF they obliged ALL bloggers to pay for the privilege of blogging?

I've used Trojan rubbers; I'll give them a call. Ya never know โ€” just saying.

The sun's crimson rays peeked above the distant horizon. I slipped on my sunglasses and realized โ€” its beauty was ephemeral โ€” we'd all soon start to burn. FrankeeZee nudged my arm.

"Hey Paul, how do spell purgatory?"

................

A view from the pier as the sun fired up.

Blogging For Bucks The Condom Conundrum and FrankeeZee


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/27/2021 10:11 am

If bloggers had to pay or get sponsorship to blog, then these pages would disappear.

Then again, that's how the pros do it. ๐Ÿ™‚โ—


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/27/2021 10:13 am

If your โ€” blog, hobby, pastime, passion, life โ€” could be sponsored, what LOGO would you wear? ๐Ÿค”

Well, for me, it would be Honda. I can only imagine how stress free life would be. ๐Ÿ˜

I guess getting a job would be another option. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚


scoupe42 58M  
12838 posts
8/27/2021 10:40 am

Hi Paul, I can see that you too are friend, for he said some harsh words. To be paid for blogs, to me it's not about money, or to get an audience, it's something I like to share. I'm sure there might be a few that not impressed. I not sure what LOGO, I would have, maybe a smiling face with the words HA HA over the face. I guess, If I had to blog everyday, I'm sure that could be stressful? PS Dude, your a hell of a blogger.


smartasswoman 64F  
35220 posts
8/27/2021 11:05 am

Have you ever tried to get a recipe from one of those blogs where the author goes on for pages and pages about eating cookies at her grandmotherโ€™s house and giving special tips for the preparation until you just want to scream WHAT IS THE RECIPE??

I can see it now.... bloggers insanely stretching out the length of their diatribes in order to be able to squeeze more ads on the page. I canโ€™t imagine that my readers really want to read any more about knitting than I am already posting. But who knows, maybe I could get a yarn sponsorship. I need to branch out into bralettes and knickers.


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/27/2021 11:22 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Hi Paul, I can see that you too are friend, for he said some harsh words. To be paid for blogs, to me it's not about money, or to get an audience, it's something I like to share. I'm sure there might be a few that not impressed. I not sure what LOGO, I would have, maybe a smiling face with the words HA HA over the face. I guess, If I had to blog everyday, I'm sure that could be stressful? PS Dude, your a hell of a blogger.
Thanks. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ya know, I get what you're saying, but it would be fun to be paid for something that you like to do. ๐Ÿ˜Š That's a good LOGO. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/27/2021 11:28 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Have you ever tried to get a recipe from one of those blogs where the author goes on for pages and pages about eating cookies at her grandmotherโ€™s house and giving special tips for the preparation until you just want to scream WHAT IS THE RECIPE??

    I can see it now.... bloggers insanely stretching out the length of their diatribes in order to be able to squeeze more ads on the page. I canโ€™t imagine that my readers really want to read any more about knitting than I am already posting. But who knows, maybe I could get a yarn sponsorship. I need to branch out into bralettes and knickers.
When blogging first began, the lengths varied but averaged โ€” 1,500 to 2,000 words. Then the numbers came down. The average attention span of a reader is about 750 to 1,500 words. So... rambling and fluff โ€” are blog-killers. Content is what readers want.
I think ya got it! ๐Ÿ‘
And, all a sponsor wants is readers, views and a minute or two of a reader's time. Useless word counts don't cut it anymore.
You'd be fine! โ— โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž
So... who would be YOUR sponsor? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


TicklePlease 53F  
13652 posts
8/27/2021 12:16 pm

I'd be sponsored by some travel insurance company I think.



Who's claiming My Pillow first?


Paulxx001 replies on 8/28/2021 2:00 am:
I used to see their ads all the time. Have you tried THEIR pillow? ๐Ÿค”

spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39316 posts
8/27/2021 12:40 pm

This is brilliant thinking. I'm going to get the Macdonalds logo tattooed on my cock. With my signature cockshot photo, sales of their quarterpounders will skyrocket. Or perhaps I should go for Burner King instead to help the sales of their whoppers!


smartasswoman 64F  
35220 posts
8/27/2021 1:42 pm

I would love to have Malabrigo or Madeline Tosh as my sponsor ( very nice yarn companies whose products are is a bit spendy).

How about this for a logo?
[image]


smartasswoman 64F  
35220 posts
8/27/2021 1:42 pm

ooops sorry that image came out so huuuuuge.


Paulxx001 replies on 8/27/2021 4:02 pm:
No worries, it's perfect! ๐Ÿ‘, on MY little thing.

And I love those colors. Later? ๐Ÿค”

superbjversion2 66F
23712 posts
8/27/2021 2:51 pm

There is only one company that could sponsor me ... Kodak! Plus, I have a very, very large supply of photos (of all sorts) that I could picture blog for the rest of my life!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


sexyldy1000 60F  
9345 posts
8/27/2021 3:36 pm

My career was spent in the corporate sector in the financial services industry. I have volunteered at the Invictus Games, worked with youth and seniors and as a sighted guide for the blind and partially sighted. I have also worked at conferences, consumer and trade shows and fund-raising galas So, I would seek sponsorship from the service/hospitality industry.

Stimulate my mind and letโ€™s see what happens ๐Ÿ˜Š.
Lest We Forget


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/27/2021 4:18 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    I'd be sponsored by some travel insurance company I think.



    Who's claiming My Pillow first?
I'd be laughing.
You can do it
Call THEM, just in case.. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ โ—


Naughtypursuit 54F  
2735 posts
8/27/2021 5:27 pm

I think my sponsor would be one of those sour candy manufacturers - you know hint of sugar but still sour.

I can't see them going that way on the site as the number of people who blog on this site is relatively small in proportion to the overall site members. They'd end up paying the sponsors.


author51 58F  
125947 posts
8/27/2021 11:03 pm

Maybe my Rolling Stone Tatt would come in handy and would try to get Rolling Stone magazine or the Stones themselves to sponsor me..lol. xoxo


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:01 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    This is brilliant thinking. I'm going to get the Macdonalds logo tattooed on my cock. With my signature cockshot photo, sales of their quarterpounders will skyrocket. Or perhaps I should go for Burner King instead to help the sales of their whoppers!
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘
Go for it.
Although, I'm thinking that tat, would be a pain in the dick? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:13 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I would love to have Malabrigo or Madeline Tosh as my sponsor ( very nice yarn companies whose products are is a bit spendy).

    How about this for a logo?
    [image]
I love those names, they roll off the tongue!
Perfect logo; actually, it would make a really great tat โ€” on a thigh or an arm? ๐Ÿค”
Yep... That's a good one.
How fast CAN you knit? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:16 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    There is only one company that could sponsor me ... Kodak! Plus, I have a very, very large supply of photos (of all sorts) that I could picture blog for the rest of my life!
Wow! That's a great idea! And you're all set with an inventory of pics!
Hey, ever thought of turning Pro โ€” blogging, I meant? ๐Ÿค”
I hear Instagram calling you! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:23 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    My career was spent in the corporate sector in the financial services industry. I have volunteered at the Invictus Games, worked with youth and seniors and as a sighted guide for the blind and partially sighted. I have also worked at conferences, consumer and trade shows and fund-raising galas So, I would seek sponsorship from the service/hospitality industry.
Sounds like a plan and you have plenty of companies to choose from.
Or, you might get a family of sponsors on board! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Of course, blogging would turn into a full-time job. ๐Ÿ˜โ—Eee... ya got enough material? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:29 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I think my sponsor would be one of those sour candy manufacturers - you know hint of sugar but still sour.

    I can't see them going that way on the site as the number of people who blog on this site is relatively small in proportion to the overall site members. They'd end up paying the sponsors.
Sweet with a touch of sour ; so you've described yourself? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Is there a taste test you'd offer? ๐Ÿค”
Sounds like a plan!

True, about the low numbers of bloggers. And that number seems to be dwindling, isn't it?
Ya think this page will disappear at some point? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 2:34 am

    Quoting author51:
    Maybe my Rolling Stone Tatt would come in handy and would try to get Rolling Stone magazine or the Stones themselves to sponsor me..lol. xoxo
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ That's a GREAT idea and it fits with your love of music, plus you've already got that tat! I wonder what they'd say if you called? ๐Ÿค”
But it's not going to come to that, will it?
I see these pages shrinking and the quality dipping; you?


mc_justmc 61M  
6840 posts
8/28/2021 5:21 am

I agree, that would be the end of Blogland. I think I might give Preparation H a call, I can be a pain in the ass if I try.


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 6:26 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I agree, that would be the end of Blogland. I think I might give Preparation H a call, I can be a pain in the ass if I try.
It WOULD be the end. ๐Ÿ˜”
lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚
Well, at least you know who you are. ๐Ÿ‘โ—โ—


loneleix 61M
925 posts
8/28/2021 7:20 am

Now I'm depressed. My blog is all over the place. The chances of finding a sponsor who could even be bothered to read it are almost nil. Guess I'll just have to start to pay for my obsession for writing things people don't really want to read.... smile....


Paulxx001 replies on 8/28/2021 11:05 am:
There will always be a dick or two with nothing to say; ignore them. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/28/2021 10:45 am

    Quoting loneleix:
    Now I'm depressed. My blog is all over the place. The chances of finding a sponsor who could even be bothered to read it are almost nil. Guess I'll just have to start to pay for my obsession for writing things people don't really want to read.... smile....
Well, THAT'S not the effect I wanted to create.๐Ÿ˜” By the way, everyone's blog is all over the place. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

MY question was open to your WHOLE life, including hobbies and the like.
I chose Honda because, for the last thirty years or so, it's the only car I've driven. Not that I'm obsessed or anything; I have a good friend in the industry. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—
Ok, and they ARE fast, at least the models I chose.

I wouldn't worry about satisfying anyone but yourself when it comes to writing stuff. It's a tough crowd. Throw a picture of a vagina in there โ€” that seems to be the rage. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Do people read on this site? ๐Ÿค” โ—๐Ÿ˜


lunchandconvo 51F
3788 posts
8/29/2021 10:33 am

this is a phenomenal post!
I LOVE IT!!

i am tho in all seriously surprised they haven't made us at least pay for a Gold Membership to blog here.
but i figure i am giving them FREE CONTENT and it's extra clicks.
more clicks, more money....
more time on the site... more money...

tho it seems none of us are paying members, LOL!

um.
i would likely have a restaurant conglomerate sponsor my blog.
i had a lot of real life friends try to encourage me to write a restaurant review blog for pay...
it seems so disingenuous to get PAID for it.

like i was following a famous Korean Food Blogger.
and then i notice she started to get sponsorships.
so like she got sponsored by the Pork Industry.
I AM SERIOUS!
and ya know she was posting pork recipes.

my blogging is my happy space.
tho as you know sometimes the post ain't so happy.
i don't like to publicly diss a restaurant.
so i am super cautious about posting on Yelppers etc, etc. etc.

do you Yelpp in the land of Eh?
there are massive lists of things you have to review on to get preferred status with them.
a good friend did it and she got restaurant discounts.
but i want to enjoy my meal while it is hot.
i don't want to deal with a spreadsheet and a laptop keeping track of all my data.

not sure you noticed i post a bit less on food now - here.
i started to post on a restaurant review page where i am not getting paid.
some on the page clearly are getting paid.
and no one pays attention to those paid posts.
but i have a bit of a following there.
so i don't cross post my food pics anymore.

XO!
plus sometimes i like to talk about a topic besides food.
i can't talk about my love of hard cocks in my food blog that is sponsored!


Paulxx001 replies on 8/29/2021 6:57 pm:
I'm happy to oblige you with a smile. โ˜บ

I love your devotion to taste buds. I can sense, almost taste, what you describe. ๐Ÿ˜‹

I'm waiting foR scratch n sniff phones.

I have one.

I really love food.
There's this place in the West Island...
Ugh.... never mind. ๐Ÿ˜”

Paulxx001 replies on 8/29/2021 7:06 pm:
I've Yelped... lots, but. not THAT enough.
And then I lost interest.

People were shitting on Restos, that I fricken liked.
Fuck yelp.
pretendes And nรฉophytes.

Hmmm... ๐Ÿ˜Š

bustinout20202 64F  
929 posts
8/31/2021 12:35 am

Hmmm...I've given this some serious thought and figured the hottub rentals would be a good fit!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
8/31/2021 3:16 am

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    Hmmm...I've given this some serious thought and figured the hottub rentals would be a good fit!
You HAVE given this some thought, and a practical choice at that! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Yep, you've mentioned your love of the tub. I imagine in your part of the country you have enjoyed your jets while the snow is falling? ๐Ÿค”
Slip in a logo into one of your blogs and contact that rental company; ya never know! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


PonyGirl1965 55F
20006 posts
9/1/2021 12:12 am

I need a food company to sponsor my blog. Not a condom company. I cook every day, LOL.


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
9/1/2021 7:19 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I need a food company to sponsor my blog. Not a condom company. I cook every day, LOL.
I know you do. I've been following your pear ๐Ÿ adventures with a salivating tongue. ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ— Watch yourself on that ladder. โ—


BeccaLuvs 59F
20554 posts
9/1/2021 8:52 am

Firstly, have to wave a big "Hi" to FrankeeZee, and you know Paul, I can almost visualize the two of you chatting and enjoying the Great Outdoors, (before the very hot of course)! Getting away from the subject for a mo, how hot does it get in your part of the world? 40%C - Okay, and am not sure what's that in "F" - prob a hundred and something?! Anyway, Mmm ..... interesting thoughts though, cos me thinks something needs to happen to spice things up a bit?! Never thought bout being sponsored before! Will think bout it now! "Big Grin"

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Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
9/1/2021 11:41 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Firstly, have to wave a big "Hi" to FrankeeZee, and you know Paul, I can almost visualize the two of you chatting and enjoying the Great Outdoors, (before the very hot of course)! Getting away from the subject for a mo, how hot does it get in your part of the world? 40%C - Okay, and am not sure what's that in "F" - prob a hundred and something?! Anyway, Mmm ..... interesting thoughts though, cos me thinks something needs to happen to spice things up a bit?! Never thought bout being sponsored before! Will think bout it now! "Big Grin"
In Canada ๐Ÿ, we're on the metric statements same as you are.
It was 40 ยฐC last week, with the ' Humidex'. Ya have that their there?

So... ya never answered my Q
Who's gonna sponsor you babe?
I'm thinking, it's gotta be a clothing won't be wear... underwear supplier? ๐Ÿค”

I mean ya think? I'd go for it, and blast your blog out into the world.

Hey, what's with the issues with your PC ๐Ÿ’ป and power? R u going to be ok? ๐Ÿค”


1seeking1 56F
3748 posts
9/13/2021 12:00 pm

Lol love the IKEA trojan horse.


Paulxx001 64M
21903 posts
9/13/2021 12:44 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Lol love the IKEA trojan horse.
I can only imagine THEM opening up the box and reading the instructions. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—


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