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FirecrackerS and FrogS... and What the FUCK Did YOU JusT Say... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—  

Paulxx001 64M
9410 posts
9/16/2021 4:34 pm

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FirecrackerS and FrogS... and What the FUCK Did YOU JusT Say... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—

For years, I've seen the end of MY summers marked with NOTHING worthy โ€” except a cluster of ramped-up traffic. Decades, eons ago, I'd look forward to the start of school. You know, reuniting with friends and, of course, that cringe-worthy English assignment โ€” 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'.

And so that's what I thought about, as I was stuck in wall-to-wall gridlock, on 'Highway 13' driving in from Laval. (*why would you live in Laval unless you couldn't afford to live in Montreal. Yeah, there's the wildlife. I'll have to elaborate at another time.*)

Anyway... in grade two, our nubile teacher, Miss Drummond, was progressive and passionate , and she asked us to step outside the box. "Come on, class. I want to see creative stories and some 'new' vocabulary."

We all looked at each other, rolled our eyes and groaned. But (*you know me*), I did my best to follow her guidelines and came up with this 'take'. I mean, it was a while ago, but this is pretty close to what I think I wrote

................

On the first day of the vacation, mom gave my brother and me a brush-cut. My head felt so light and free.

The next day, we all headed up north to my parent's cottage by the river. That's where we spent nine weeks doing things like swimming, chopping trees, and chasing frogs with firecrackers. We had a lot of fun.

I also met a new friend who taught me how to swear.

On the last day of my vacation, mom took us to fucking 'Walmart' to buy a pair of pants and shoes.

And here I am, sitting in a classroom, writing about what I did all summer. Do you want details? Come see me, and I'll share more stuff with you.

................


Sure enough, Miss Drummond called me over after class. I presumed it was to learn more about those frogs. Funny thing, Miss Drummond was MORE concerned with my vocabulary. My thoughts were; 'Well, why did you ask me to use NEW words if YOU don't like them?'

I recall other summertime images seared into my head โ€” years later. I remember languid evenings as my girlfriend, and I lay there. We were bathed in sweat while a warm breeze tickled our skin โ€” and we watched, as the morning sun first kissed the night.

There's some 'stuff' I'm skipping (*you can imagine*), but I wonder how Miss Drummond would have graded THAT fucking prose. I'm guessing she might have had a few of THOSE salacious recollections herself.

A couple of years later, I paused and tried hard to imagine my Grade Two teacher, Miss Drummond, having sex. (*She was on maternity leave, or so they said*). But, how else would she have had her ? I'm stuck on the visual. I wonder if she liked doggy. ๐Ÿค”

................

Do you think your teachers ever had sex in a car?

FirecrackerS and FrogS and What the FUCK Did YOU JusT Say


Paulxx001 64M
21612 posts
9/16/2021 4:45 pm

Don't we ALL have a memory of those carefree days when we weren't burdened by a calendar... and a limit of two weeks?

Oh, wait! ALL of us get a second chance; they call that retirement? ๐Ÿค”

What's your summer tale? ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—


Paulxx001 64M
21612 posts
9/16/2021 5:28 pm

Can you see your teachers having sex? ๐Ÿค”
Anyone with some good teacher sex tales? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


ltrskr 73M  
5023 posts
9/16/2021 7:16 pm

"Roll out those crazy , lazy days of summer, those days of Soda, Pretzels and Beer...."
Summer of '66, just turned 18, returning from my Draft physical, classified as NEXT! A lady side swiped me on my motorcycle, messed up my ankle, cost me my summer job ! Working on motorcycles and racing!
So....I went to work with a friend, his Grandfather paid us $25 dollars a week painting and repairing rental houses. $25 dollars was a lot of money in 66!
My Dad had developed a skin allergy and had to work nights as a guard at Lone Star Brewery, San Antonio TX. This allowed us to use the visitor center, a bar, we got free Root Beer, brewed on site, best I ever had, and sometimes free hot dogs, it also included an Olympic size pool!!!!!!!!!
We started painting at 7:00am, quit at around 1:00pm, get out of those hot Texas summer afternoons!
Run home, quick shower, pick up our friends and hit the pool........
My girlfriend, eventfully my wife, discovered how much fun it was playing
"grab ass" in the pool, She would go underwater come up in front of me flashing her tits, we constantly had our hand in eachothers suits. One day she got real brave, or horny, I was leaning against the wall, she swam up, put my hand inside her bikini bottom and masturbated on my fingers!
A Life Guard came over and warned us to calm down, I had seen him watching us, but I think he waited until she finished....


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 6:31 am:
Great story, I can imagine that pool play! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Is she still your wife? ๐Ÿค”

scoupe42 58M  
12590 posts
9/16/2021 7:58 pm

I can't, my teachers was OLD, I had a few I bet was 100 back then! Then the younger teachers, they was a BITCH!


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 6:33 am:
We've all had a FEW of those. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks for sharing.

author51 58F
123863 posts
9/16/2021 10:48 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Don't we ALL have a memory of those carefree days when we weren't burdened by a calendar... and a limit of two weeks?

    Oh, wait! ALL of us get a second chance; they call that retirement? ๐Ÿค”

    What's your summer tale? ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—
My last month of Saturday nights have been taken up with parties. My first ones since COVID and tomorrow is the last one. I used to love writing those essays but did not start to think about my teachers having sex till High school. I had a huge crush on a male teacher I had then...lol. xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life.....xoxo

ROCK N ROLL DUTY


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 6:34 am:
There was always ONE teacher who could twist heads. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
So, ya kept your hands to yourself? ๐Ÿค”

EroticMusings2 57F  
427 posts
9/16/2021 10:54 pm

Loved the story but was hoping to see the haircuts too.

Scared for life with your teacher being on maternity leave.

*Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 6:38 am:
I still carry that same haircut to this day. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Perhaps not scarred, but I used my imagination to fill in the blanks. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—

mc_justmc 61M  
6789 posts
9/17/2021 3:00 am

When I was running with that swingers group 10 yrs ago, most of the women were teachers or medical field. Of course she liked doggy, who doesn't like doggy?


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 6:39 am:
You were in a swingers group? Sounds like fun, what happened to it?
So funny to hear they were nurses and teachers.
And true, about that doggy! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38578 posts
9/17/2021 3:32 am

At school imagining teachers having sex was one of my favourite classroom daydreams!


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 11:08 am:
With SOME of them, that's for sure! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

staci_19702 50T
1780 posts
9/17/2021 3:40 am

๐Ÿ˜‚ I married a teacher.
Will never forget my 9th grade English teacher. She was a hot redhead. She got me onto a beach boys concert where her and a group were selling water melon slices. So she was in a bikini all day with a sign saying โ€œ want a slice ๐Ÿ’‹?โ€ I always wonderโ€ฆ.

Have a great day! ๐Ÿ’‹
Staci


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 11:09 am:
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Classic.
So they're regular people are they? ๐Ÿ‘โ—

TicklePlease 53F  
13602 posts
9/17/2021 5:38 am

Sex in a car as pictured makes me think of "honk... honk... honk... honk... honk..honk.honk. honk. honkhonkhonk hoooooooonnnnnnnnnk"


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 11:11 am:
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny.
So that last honk was the climax? ๐Ÿค”
Kool. Sounds like ya have some experience, with horns. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—

silk_petal_rose 58F
2292 posts
9/17/2021 3:01 pm

.....WELL what do you think Paul...............did I have sex ever???? Since I was a teacher for 30 years.........until I retired

As for summers growing up my brothers and myself went to summer camp every full summer of my childhood.my Mom was the cook in boys camp.

silky...


Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 4:13 pm:
Wow. Thirty years, what did you teach?
Did you ever have any of your students try and hit on you?

Ya know, that Laval crack was a joke. ๐Ÿ˜Š I love Laval. I HATE that fricken bridge and all the traffic.

Summer camps are so much fun. Did you spend the summers there? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—

Paulxx001 replies on 9/17/2021 4:16 pm:
I used to volunteer at the camps my daughters went to. I tried to hide as much as possible. They didn't want me to infringe on their privacy, if you know what I mean. Sounds like GREAT summers. ๐Ÿ‘โ—๐Ÿ˜Š

silk_petal_rose 58F
2292 posts
9/17/2021 8:04 pm

As for summers camp. from june to august every year from about a toddler till I was 14.yrs old.

silky...


Paulxx001 replies on 9/18/2021 12:43 am:
That's the best way to enjoy summer! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

PonyGirl1965 55F
19048 posts
9/17/2021 11:57 pm

Oh yes teachers have sex in cars, LOL.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/18/2021 12:44 am:
Experience speaking? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘

ltrskr 73M  
5023 posts
9/18/2021 1:49 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    "Roll out those crazy , lazy days of summer, those days of Soda, Pretzels and Beer...."
    Summer of '66, just turned 18, returning from my Draft physical, classified as NEXT! A lady side swiped me on my motorcycle, messed up my ankle, cost me my summer job ! Working on motorcycles and racing!
    So....I went to work with a friend, his Grandfather paid us $25 dollars a week painting and repairing rental houses. $25 dollars was a lot of money in 66!
    My Dad had developed a skin allergy and had to work nights as a guard at Lone Star Brewery, San Antonio TX. This allowed us to use the visitor center, a bar, we got free Root Beer, brewed on site, best I ever had, and sometimes free hot dogs, it also included an Olympic size pool!!!!!!!!!
    We started painting at 7:00am, quit at around 1:00pm, get out of those hot Texas summer afternoons!
    Run home, quick shower, pick up our friends and hit the pool........
    My girlfriend, eventfully my wife, discovered how much fun it was playing
    "grab ass" in the pool, She would go underwater come up in front of me flashing her tits, we constantly had our hand in eachothers suits. One day she got real brave, or horny, I was leaning against the wall, she swam up, put my hand inside her bikini bottom and masturbated on my fingers!
    A Life Guard came over and warned us to calm down, I had seen him watching us, but I think he waited until she finished....
No, My lawyer said I had two choices, I could divorce her or just shoot her....
The legal fees will be the same but in 3 to 5 your done with the bit*h,
Should have taken door #2, my soon even calls her his "EX" mother!
LMAOF!


Paulxx001 replies on 9/18/2021 2:32 am:
Funny and sad... but funny. We all have stories to share, right.
Three to five, huh? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

sexyldy1000 60F  
9187 posts
9/18/2021 3:01 am

I never had sexual thoughts about any of my teachers. I thought some had better teaching skills than others. Summers meant baseballโ€ฆmy Dad coached and my brothers played. The big deal was to qualify for the annual CNE tournament. Summers also meant us all โ€ฆDad, Mom, us kids, the dog and goldfish getting packed up and off to a cottage for 2-3 weeks. The best was when my Dadโ€™s lifelong dream to own his own happened after we were all adults and out on our own. Great memories were created for my kids ๐Ÿ˜Š.

Stimulate my mind and letโ€™s see what happens.
Be That One


Paulxx001 replies on 9/18/2021 5:25 am:
It sounds like you and your family made a ton of great memories. There's something special about those summer cottages โ€” they all have stories to share.

flannel_light 59F  
4046 posts
9/19/2021 2:46 pm

Never had so thoughts . Spent my Summers growing up at the Beah and that is why today I am not crazy about the Beach.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/19/2021 4:55 pm:
Really? Ooops...
Sounds like there are some stories to share. I liked beaches but never got a chance to visit too many of them. Well, you've got your refreshing swimming pools now, right? c'est ! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

loneleix 61M
887 posts
9/21/2021 2:56 am

We had an assignment one year to write about Thanksgiving from a turkey's perspective. I wrote from the perspective of a wiseass turkey bored with the woods filled with people in bright orange clothing making awful turkey call noises that sounded like a turkey strangling on a hickory nut. My teacher laughed so hard in study hall while she read it that she read it to the study hall class.

I was infamous and in her good graces for a little while. Until I wrote an essay about sexual longing for an English teacher.

I never could stand prosperity evidently. She never commented on the essay but distanced herself from me pretty effectively afterwards.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/21/2021 6:35 am:
I can imagine her laughing and the pride she felt. Those who teach are so altruistic! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

I had a way of building up the aspirations my teachers held for me โ€” then I'd burn THAT wish to the ground. It was sad to see their smiles droop.
Oh well.

At least YOU gave her hope. Isn't that ALL we can strive for? ๐Ÿค”

loneleix 61M
887 posts
9/22/2021 3:36 am

Actually..... at the time I was hoping to give her much more.... even though I also thought it was an unrealistic hope. Now.... it seems such hopes are rewarded at times. Maybe they were then and I just didn't know it at the time.

In any case, I think I probably succeeded only in putting her in in an embarrassing situation and I regret that part.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/22/2021 6:38 am:
Where were those hot teachers who took a student under their wings and taught life skills โ€” one on one โ€” when I was enrolled?lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

loneleix 61M
887 posts
9/22/2021 4:49 pm

Good question. They certainly weren't around where I went to school but then again.... there weren't a lot of girls my own age anxious to teach me such things... smile...

Fortunately, after a disastrous first marriage wherein I was totally mismatched sexually, I met a much older woman who was interested in doing just that. She was just what I needed, just when I needed it most.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/22/2021 6:30 pm:
lol ๐Ÿ˜Š Smiling at your alliteration. ๐Ÿ‘โ— โ—

There's no perfect way to find someone who fits us. I found communication to be the key and you found someone with experience.

Communication lasted about seven and a half years; twelve more, if ya wanna count the paperwork.

So... how'd THAT stuff work out for you? Or do you care to share? ๐Ÿค”

Paulxx001 replies on 9/22/2021 6:37 pm:
Did you know that the word 'alliteration', is spelled the same in its singular or plural format?
Shit you find on the internet; amazing!

loneleix 61M
887 posts
9/23/2021 5:27 am

I would say it is even more complicated. Someone who fits us perfectly now may not fit at all in the future. People evolve constantly; at least I know I do. Communication is always key but it is possible that good communication will simply inform us more accurately as to when we have evolved in different directions.

The older woman I referred to was also wiser. She told me right up front that she would never marry me or fall in love with me because long term we would not be a good fit. We did fall in love but she stuck to the first part of her promise. We were together off and on for some 8 years. We had a couple of reunions after that between relationships. Eventually, she found someone suitable to marry and is happily married now.

Interestingly, knowing the relationship was largely based on sex kept that part great the whole time. We were closely matched in our attitudes and appetites about sex as well. Even though we cared about each other on a personal level that was always the core of our relationship.


Paulxx001 replies on 9/23/2021 6:00 am:
I understand.
I could use one of THOSE liaisons. โ—๐Ÿ˜ถ

Only_one_14 52F
3514 posts
9/23/2021 7:54 am

I had some hot teachers. Mustache was a big thing back then! Tom Selleck look! Mmmmm

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


Paulxx001 replies on 9/23/2021 11:24 am:
Hmmm... Ahhh... Ooo... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Who doesn't LOVE the Tom! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—

secret_lade 47F
8383 posts
9/26/2021 1:11 am

Summers for me meant extended periods of rustic camping in the Upper Peninsula. Allergies, bugs, endless campfires, and Coleman lanterns.... To this day, the smell of kerosene makes me think of childhood. And how much I hate camping. LOL


Paulxx001 replies on 9/26/2021 7:20 am:
Not a happy camper, were you? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I can imagine the sneezing ๐Ÿคง and the sound of mosquitoes buzzing your ears as you tried to fall asleep. I can hear them now! โ— omg...
I do chalets. My daughters are troopers (former scouts) and manage nature's worst, much better than me. But ya had marshmallows, no? ๐Ÿค” โ—

SCMale4U1000 61M  
6 posts
10/14/2021 5:52 pm

Summer of '76 we traveled from Houston up to New Hampshire for the Bicentennial. Eight of us in a van with a Coleman Pop-up camper. Hit Lincoln's Birthplace, Gettysburg, DC & the Statue of Liberty staying at KOA's on the way. I'll never forget one, meeting a girl (I was 16) and 30 minutes later engaged in heavy petting while pretending to swim. An hour later one of us was called to come eat and never saw each other again.

Catholic school when I was young, Nuns nubile? Who the hell could tell?


Paulxx001 replies on 10/14/2021 8:05 pm:
Ahhh... swimming with the girl next door. I remember THOSE days. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Sounds like quite the road trip! And the stuff for a good story! ๐Ÿ‘

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