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Honesty and Altruism... How to Church Yourself Up... and Get Laid ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—  

Paulxx001 64M  
8993 posts
3/12/2021 9:21 am

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Honesty and Altruism... How to Church Yourself Up... and Get Laid ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—

I'm often asked โ€” here and on the street โ€” the same question over and over: "Paul, how can I get laid?" Men AND women approach me with that conundrum, and daunting as it may seem (to the inexperienced), the answer is simple.

Be as honest as you can, and present your positive attributes while highlighting your altruistic nature; everyone LOVES an altruist โ€” although few of us know what that means. So, I'll give you an idea of what I'm talking about by showcasing a custom blog I wrote for someone who needed help promoting themselves and finding sex.


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*Note: This blog was for a man, but with a few tweaks, it'll work for a woman.
A Typical Day

My day usually starts at 6 a.m. . With that Covid bug still flourishing, it means I'll be wearing a mask, and I can trim 6 minutes of prep time by not brushing my teeth or shaving. A hot cup of coffee, and I'm in the car, on my way to church for morning prayers.

The liquor store opens at 9, and I like to be first in line to avoid any jostling or gunfire; then, it's off to a soup kitchen to serve lunch to the homeless. I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I can help the underprivileged, and they seem happy to have a warm, clean place to take a shit.

The way back to my part of town includes a detour to the 'Cannabis Store,' where I'll pick up a half dozen pre-rolled joints. As I approach my house (if I haven't gotten lost), I'll always pop in at the food bank and see if they need a hand, carrying boxes or lugging anything about. Friends always appreciate my assistance and the goodies that I share with them: I'm a giving person.

Home at last and (after a quick bowl of macaroni and cheese), I'm finally able to sit in front of the computer to start sending out my 'dick pics.' It will take a couple of hundred or so before I get a positive reply from ANY lady.

Several hours of diligence and patience are required; I don't expect immediate success. But, by this point โ€” between the alcohol and the refers โ€” I'm usually fucking smashed, so 'sleep' is a welcome companion. Early to bed is MY trick for staying healthy.

And there it isโ€”another successful day in the books. I can hardly wait till tomorrow.

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There you have it; a frank yet straightforward and honest reveal of what THAT man does with his days. Impressive, huh?

Now, mind you, I would customize YOUR blog to reflect your style. For women, I'd replace 'posting dick pics' with placing a strategic picture of your breasts on your profile page. Your evenings would THEN be spent answering instant messages.

I hope I've been of some help to you. Your inquiries can be sent below or to my 'private mailbox'.

Getting laid is simple. Honesty and an open, humble display of who you are, are what others look for. Do you have what it takes to 'church' yourself up, become an altruist and get fucked? ๐Ÿค”


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Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 9:23 am

Have you ever had sex? ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 9:26 am

Do you volunteer your time or do anything altruistic? ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

Or know someone who does?

I pass my empty coke cans to this one homeless guy. It saves me the bother of cleaning up my driveway; he used to ALWAYS rummage and spill through my fricken garbage bin


scoupe42 58M  
12876 posts
3/12/2021 10:29 am

What up my brotha, I think getting laid have some variables. One if you a women it's easy, no man not going to turn it down! if you a man, not that eay, an ugly man, very difficult! Lot of times, it's depends on look. But, if you have a draw, that can help. I have a few women that was way of my league, but my draw is, I maded them laugh. What;'s your draw?


lovethestick 76M
564 posts
3/12/2021 10:43 am

I'll take care of what you got in your zipper , and make sure I suck it dry


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 11:19 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    What up my brotha, I think getting laid have some variables. One if you a women it's easy, no man not going to turn it down! if you a man, not that eay, an ugly man, very difficult! Lot of times, it's depends on look. But, if you have a draw, that can help. I have a few women that was way of my league, but my draw is, I maded them laugh. What;'s your draw?
Good points and somewhat true. Ya think women have an advantage? ๐Ÿค”
An average looking, intelligent man with a great personality and good sense of humour can easily compete.

At least, that's what I thought. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Laughter..
You've got a point! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š So it's working out for ya?


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 11:21 am

    Quoting lovethestick:
    I'll take care of what you got in your zipper , and make sure I suck it dry
Upstate New York.... That's not THAT far ; if I was so inclined.
Thanks for the offer. You've gotta have a pretty wide selection in your part of the world, no? ๐Ÿค” โ—โ—


author51 58F  
126353 posts
3/12/2021 12:04 pm

Take me to Church my friend..I had no idea what the word altruism was until I joined this site.. Your liquor store opens at 9? Mine does not open till 10.I do not smoke Cannabis though but have a store 4 doors down from me. I help everyone who needs my help both offline and on. As for my blog, I only show dicks I have ridden and my breasts for the storyline or song post lyrics they fit in to...


Paulxx001 replies on 3/13/2021 3:06 am:
Well, I wrote that blog for a guy where HIS liquor store opened at 9.
That blog wasn't MY life. I wonder if people think it was. Omg.. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
That's not ME. Did you think it was? ๐Ÿค” LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

smartasswoman 64F  
35316 posts
3/12/2021 12:12 pm

It may be easy for women, but finding someone we'd actually want to have sex with, not so easy.

That's the great part of being old with a libido that's not out of control like it used to be - it isn't a hardship to be picky!

Re, volunteering, in the before times, yes. Not during the past year. Something I'll need to get back to once I'm vaccinated.


flannel_light 59F  
4220 posts
3/12/2021 12:14 pm

I have turned down lots of men. 1, There was no chemistry for me and 2 they are not all that passionate, plus not kinky. 3, what is sex ๐Ÿค” is that where you put it in the light socket ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


GhostofH 62M
22274 posts
3/12/2021 12:19 pm

This 'Church' of yours, Paul.... is that one where you get her to scream, OH GOD! OH GOD!....


Paulxx001 replies on 3/12/2021 4:25 pm:
Ya know... THIS, was supposed to be a sardonic look at altruism, and 'church' theory. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ But... I love your take on it! Thanks much for the idea, and of course for that 'church'. Priceless! ! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
3/12/2021 12:24 pm

Yes ... women have an advantage. All we have to do is ask, "Wanna fuck?"
Mind you, I've not used that approach personally ... I like taking the scenic route ... but age and wisdom tell me it should work.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 replies on 3/12/2021 4:32 pm:
And then... you meet that man who's been listening to the same song as you.
Who flinches first... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Or, does it matter. Ugh, you females.
Now, if we HAD that Bloggers Lounge we'd be ordering another round of lemon twists. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—

superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
3/12/2021 12:25 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Have you ever had sex? ๐Ÿ˜ถ
At least once ... maybe more.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 1:59 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Take me to Church my friend..I had no idea what the word altruism was until I joined this site.. Your liquor store opens at 9? Mine does not open till 10.I do not smoke Cannabis though but have a store 4 doors down from me. I help everyone who needs my help both offline and on. As for my blog, I only show dicks I have ridden and my breasts for the storyline or song post lyrics they fit in to...
This blog was for hire.
Ya know what I like? Empathy and a tight hug. Especially if it's from a friend. ๐ŸŒนโ—

It all good.
Warning up tous week.


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 2:08 pm

U are so funny and so cute and benign.... AND so lucky, amongst us - unlucky.

So... tell all. And then, what happened? ๐Ÿค”
Okie dokie... my private mail box
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Lol... Happy that YOU'RE happier than MOST of us. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘


hippiechick1967 57F
13154 posts
3/12/2021 2:09 pm

It's easy for me. In a crowded room, I just crook my little finger at the man I want. When he approaches, I whisper, "See how I made you come with my little finger? Imagine what I could do with my whole body!"

Elevate me...


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 2:13 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I have turned down lots of men. 1, There was no chemistry for me and 2 they are not all that passionate, plus not kinky. 3, what is sex ๐Ÿค” is that where you put it in the light socket ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Good for you. Chemistry is the key.
On the other hand, chemistry could be a smile from the right groop of teeth.

I understand where you're coming from. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโ—๐Ÿ˜Ž

Be vigilant and weary of thoseโ€“smiles โ€“who make you pause. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 2:19 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Yes ... women have an advantage. All we have to do is ask, "Wanna fuck?"
    Mind you, I've not used that approach personally ... I like taking the scenic route ... but age and wisdom tell me it should work.
Scenic is good.
I love... slow... and scenic.
It's all about the vibe.
What if I were to say to you that I just wanted to cuddle... that first night?

I believe some men are intimidated by the duality. I don't follow a path. I create one. Can a woman wait? ๐Ÿค” ALL men want to assert.
But I wouldn't mind holding hands... or other body parts. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 2:24 pm

    Quoting GhostofH:
    This 'Church' of yours, Paul.... is that one where you get her to scream, OH GOD! OH GOD!....
Thanks so much for that noun; verb.
I NEVER would have used it. I never would have figured out how or how absolute it was. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
We're even, right? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Great word โ€” perfection implied! ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 2:29 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    It may be easy for women, but finding someone we'd actually want to have sex with, not so easy.

    That's the great part of being old with a libido that's not out of control like it used to be - it isn't a hardship to be picky!

    Re, volunteering, in the before times, yes. Not during the past year. Something I'll need to get back to once I'm vaccinated.
I like to laugh. You've made me laugh
Many women have ; but, THAT'S what I seek โ€” that chuckle.
And then... the empathy that follows.
It's a nice day today. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Worthy of a chilled glass of Chablis... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/12/2021 4:17 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    It's easy for me. In a crowded room, I just crook my little finger at the man I want. When he approaches, I whisper, "See how I made you come with my little finger? Imagine what I could do with my whole body!"
Omg... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now THAT'S, a scary power to own. I imagine you use it for good, as opposed to EVIL . lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ugh... You women. Ya think ya own it all. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ya know what? You might? Now how about sexual equality? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I'm sure somewhere in the past, a voodoo man has put a spell on you.
Ya just can't put your finger on it, can you?

Sometimes, for me, it's the way she smells.
What is it for you? ๐Ÿค”


PonyGirl1965 56F
20225 posts
3/12/2021 11:34 pm

That sounds like a great day!


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/13/2021 1:19 am

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ It was all tongue in cheek and rather sad. I'm sure SOME, live like that. ๐Ÿ˜ถ โ—โ—


mc_justmc 61M  
6852 posts
3/13/2021 3:45 am

I see by some of your responses you're about to get laid from writing about getting laid! Nice work!


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/13/2021 5:37 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I see by some of your responses you're about to get laid from writing about getting laid! Nice work!
It's a strategic plan that's ALL working out. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Why else would I write these stupid blogs?
Good luck out in your part of the planet. ๐Ÿ‘


secret_lade 47F
8811 posts
3/13/2021 6:10 pm

I'm pretty honest in my writing.... Finding someone to have sex with isn't all that hard. Finding someone I want to do it with repeatedly is proving otherwise.


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/13/2021 6:23 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'm pretty honest in my writing.... Finding someone to have sex with isn't all that hard. Finding someone I want to do it with repeatedly is proving otherwise.
Ahh... one of the lucky ones. โ—
I'd imagine women DO have an easier time of it.
But finding that 'keeper' is ALWAYS a challenge โ€” for all fishermen. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


BeccaLuvs 59F
20567 posts
3/14/2021 6:42 am

Mmm ..... Food, or should I say "cannabis" for thought?! Luckily our booze ban has been lifted again, they keep banning it, and I've never tried "cannabis", weed, before, so wonder if we even have places that sell "rolled joints"?! And do know what you're talking about, having your garbage gone through and chucked all over the place - the homeless guy who used to do that, if there is anything he could use, like bread and such I put it in a separate bag for him, I mean, and esp now with Covid, how very dangerous is it to go through somebody's garbage and their infected tissues!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/14/2021 7:29 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Mmm ..... Food, or should I say "cannabis" for thought?! Luckily our booze ban has been lifted again, they keep banning it, and I've never tried "cannabis", weed, before, so wonder if we even have places that sell "rolled joints"?! And do know what you're talking about, having your garbage gone through and chucked all over the place - the homeless guy who used to do that, if there is anything he could use, like bread and such I put it in a separate bag for him, I mean, and esp now with Covid, how very dangerous is it to go through somebody's garbage and their infected tissues!
I should be clearer in my posts next time. THIS blog was written as 'a day in someone else's day' โ€” not mine. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Omg.
It was supposed to be a joke, an example of what NOT to do? ๐Ÿค”
Although.... grass is legal here. You've never tried it? It can calm the soul.
Yep... That homeless guy has stopped coming by.

Did this post read as if I was talking about myself? ๐Ÿค”
Glad to hear your booze ban has been lifted. Can't imagine how THAT went down. Eee... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—โ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M  
21958 posts
3/16/2021 9:54 am

    Quoting  :

Yep, but once in a while, I'll get slammed for it. It's all good! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

Hey... The week is chugging along. Be safe! ๐Ÿ‘


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