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Paulxx001 63M  
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5/14/2020 11:00 am

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Naked and Reading This?... 8 OTHER Things You Can Do... To Make A Difference... ๐Ÿ˜Š

I wanted to do something to help - in these viral times - so I searched on line, for places where I could volunteer.

My town has the highest rates for that global bug , in Canada. The poorer boroughs in this city are even harder hit and Montreal North is a place that's been hit hard. But when I read the Red Cross had put out a desperate plea for aid in that stricken neighbourhood, I looked at myself and said; "Yes..."

"... that's the last fucking place I want to volunteer right now!"

I continued scrolling down that web page; I'm not an idiot ya know.

I do what I can do. I choose to measure my risks and follow a more prudent path. Amongst the items on - 'My Done List' (culled from the web) - are things that EVERYONE can try.

.......................................

1. Check on your neighbour:
Every time I walk by her door, I can't smell anything rotting - so I 'know' she's 'still' alive.

2. Explore Virtual Volunteering;
Which I just shared with you; I 'virtually' explored Montreal North and... moved on.

3. Practice Efficiency;
I limit<b> trips </font></b>to the grocery store by being economical. I'm up to cans dated 2016 - in my pantry - and it's going quite well. I've only been sick once... or twice.

4. Give blood;
I did 'that' the other day day. I sliced my finger cutting an onion. You should have seen all the damn blood.

5. Make a ;
Done... I just hope - 'Help The NBA Players Who Are Making Less Than TWO Million Dollars A Year Foundation' - can put my five bucks, to good use.

6. Be a leader;
Yes... that's me! The other day, I berated two people who - weren't practising 'social distancing' and - were kissing and making out in public. Found out later that they've been married for fifty-nine years.
Who fricken knew?
๐Ÿค”

7. Remember Your Front Line Workers;
This one is dear to me. I sent an emoji heart
โ™ฅ to my niece - who's a nurse. That should help her with those twelve hour days she's pulling in ICU. Yep...

8. Take care of yourself;
Staying healthy is important. So I don't drink anymore. Of course... I don't drink any less either.

.......................................

And there you have it. Eight steps you can take to do your part during this difficult period in Earth's history. Perhaps I'm not a philanthropist yet but I'm taking baby steps. Now if only I had a hundred billion bucks; I'd go on CNN and tell people how to really run this planet.

How many items on this list can you check off?

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*NOTE: This virus thing is NOT a joke.
This post... WAS.
๐Ÿ˜ถ
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Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:01 am

OR... is the virus and all this stuff we're going through - NEVER, going to be fodder for a joke?
Forever to be filed under the ; "That's just not funny category,"? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:01 am

Perhaps you'll have to be a 'survivor', in order to joke about it. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

In that case; aren't we all survivors ? ๐Ÿค”


Tmptrzz 58F
87261 posts
5/14/2020 11:16 am

All great ways to help out in these trying times.. I hope your day treats you well..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


smartasswoman 63F  
33543 posts
5/14/2020 11:46 am

It's tempting to say "too soon" but I for one think we have to be able to find the humor in almost every situation.

One of the things that has been mentally hard for me, is feeling like I'm being selfish for hunkering down and taking care of myself. I have a couple of risk factors so I really can't do person to person volunteering right now. Hell, I can't even donate blood, because I take blood thinners.

Which is by way of saying that I think it's OK to gently poke fun about those kind of anxieties.


lonlyforlove2 77M
17209 posts
5/14/2020 12:45 pm

I applaud you for having an up lifting mental status in these trying times. I understand that a lot of bad is happening. There has to be some means to take our mind off all the "bad" stuff. I looked over our list of 8, I think I would lean toward your answers to each.. After this hard day you are experiencing, pour you one from my bottle, sit back and enjoy. make it a double. Just be safe..

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author51 57F  
102707 posts
5/14/2020 12:49 pm

I was aghast to see your province,,The one directly to my right.. Being the province to be hit the hardest, opening up things, we here in Ont. which is the largest and most populated province are not re -opening yet..and Quebec wanted to separate and still does? My coffee mate.. Of course I see the humour...Yet see the bigger picture for us here in Canada beyond the border between you and I which is less than 5 hours away from one another.......

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


LadyLuck2 64F  
8870 posts
5/14/2020 3:36 pm

I laughed! But, I'm in an entirely different environment but it's still funny. it's important during these times to see the humor and soak it up! Just keep worshipping the sun god or goddess!

Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


positively4you 71F  
4059 posts
5/14/2020 5:52 pm

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mc_justmc 60M  
6623 posts
5/14/2020 6:46 pm

OMG!!!!! Funniest shit I've read in quite a while!!!! Every single one is inspiring and had me laughing to tears!!!


sexyldy1000 59F  
6893 posts
5/14/2020 7:39 pm

Instead of bemoaning all the things we feel we are being denied or having to sacrifice doing without, times like these should enable us to appreciate all that we do have. Laughter is good for the soul....along with a chilled glass of Sauvignon-Blanc

Stimulate my mind and let's see what happens


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 10:55 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    All great ways to help out in these trying times.. I hope your day treats you well..
There are always ways to help.
Or not...
I hope to do my part. Have a great day. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:03 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    It's tempting to say "too soon" but I for one think we have to be able to find the humor in almost every situation.

    One of the things that has been mentally hard for me, is feeling like I'm being selfish for hunkering down and taking care of myself. I have a couple of risk factors so I really can't do person to person volunteering right now. Hell, I can't even donate blood, because I take blood thinners.

    Which is by way of saying that I think it's OK to gently poke fun about those kind of anxieties.
There's nothing wrong with hunkering.
I've been sort of hunkering... and... then...
The condo association has just told us someone in our building has the virus.
Now... we're ALL trying to figure out who it is. I've stopped breathing when I step out my door and walk down the stairs.
There's an empty parking spot in the garage. We're figuring it must be them.
Anyway... hunkering sounds like a plan! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ถ
I think laughter is good medicine for almost anything. With a few exceptions.
I'm laughing less... since I got the memo.
Damn neighbours should have hunkered! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:07 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    I applaud you for having an up lifting mental status in these trying times. I understand that a lot of bad is happening. There has to be some means to take our mind off all the "bad" stuff. I looked over our list of 8, I think I would lean toward your answers to each.. After this hard day you are experiencing, pour you one from my bottle, sit back and enjoy. make it a double. Just be safe..
Now THAT... sounds like a plan! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cheers my man. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
To the "8" โ—๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:15 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I was aghast to see your province,,The one directly to my right.. Being the province to be hit the hardest, opening up things, we here in Ont. which is the largest and most populated province are not re -opening yet..and Quebec wanted to separate and still does? My coffee mate.. Of course I see the humour...Yet see the bigger picture for us here in Canada beyond the border between you and I which is less than 5 hours away from one another.......
Us separate? ๐Ÿค” Nah... That's BS pushed by farmers living outside the borders of this city, but I hear what you're saying.
I don't get this place - they're just not taking it seriously enough. Sort of a lessez faire mentality. Come as it goes.
And... it's going to hell.
So... all I can do is laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ about it...
... or cry... ๐Ÿ˜ถโ—


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/14/2020 11:17 pm

    Quoting LadyLuck2:
    I laughed! But, I'm in an entirely different environment but it's still funny. it's important during these times to see the humor and soak it up! Just keep worshipping the sun god or goddess!
Laughter is a good way to smooth things out.
And... it's getting sunnier and warmer here. Hopefully that KILLS that bug ๐Ÿ›.
Stay safe and keep smiling โ˜บ. Glad to hear things are going well in your part of the world. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/15/2020 12:14 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    You, sir, are the absolute best blogger here. Not sucking up. Just so you know how refreshing you are. If I have to see one more anti Trump, one more butt fucking pic, one more gyno cum shot, one more intenet milf or bbw pic, one more hairy or shave, one more bj pic, one more here is my pic, aint I hot?, I may just lose it. You are one person here I would love to just have a drink and a laugh with. Keep it up.
I understand what you mean. I sometimes wonder if I'm too far out there, but I'm amusing myself. Glad to hear that someone else is smiling with me.
Drinks and a bunch of laughs? ๐Ÿค”
I'm always up for that. I'm positive we'd be laughing over and eventually... under the table... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cheers ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ—


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/15/2020 12:17 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    OMG!!!!! Funniest shit I've read in quite a while!!!! Every single one is inspiring and had me laughing to tears!!!
Glad to know that someone else gets my twisted sense of life. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
My neighbour is still alive... by the way. ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/15/2020 12:21 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Instead of bemoaning all the things we feel we are being denied or having to sacrifice doing without, times like these should enable us to appreciate all that we do have. Laughter is good for the soul....along with a chilled glass of Sauvignon-Blanc
Reeeelee... True about laughter.
I spend a bunch of time with someone (at a distance) and we just laugh and laugh.
Most of the time... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I hope my twisted pov wasn't too over the top.
Everyone has a different idea about humour, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ooops.. Sauvignon Blanc.. cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚


azriel1970 50M

5/15/2020 4:22 am

A couple but I should be checking off more! Another great post good sir!


smartasswoman 63F  
33543 posts
5/15/2020 5:20 am

Oh my, that is a bit scary. Well, you know what to do...donโ€™t touch your face after touching the elevator button, yadda yadda. Stay safe!


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/15/2020 9:15 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    A couple but I should be checking off more! Another great post good sir!
Well... this whole post was a joke - so I hope you're not following ANY of my successes. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/15/2020 9:17 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Oh my, that is a bit scary. Well, you know what to do...donโ€™t touch your face after touching the elevator button, yadda yadda. Stay safe!
Yep... I'm on it! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


secret_lade 46F
4727 posts
5/15/2020 3:39 pm

I'm so ready for this to all be a thing of the past... My county has the most active COVID-19 cases in northern Michgan. I 100% believe it's because the first three active diagnosed cases in my county were EMT's. Yep, that's right, the emergency medical people who show up first at the scene were positive for COVID-19. Wonderful... And a nurse brought it into a nursing home, infecting 13.


lighthousecollec 58F  
941 posts
5/17/2020 8:28 am

You forgot staying at home and bring out all your toys to enjoy yourself with


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Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/17/2020 2:49 pm

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    You forgot staying at home and bring out all your toys to enjoy yourself with
Now THAT... is true! ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Although... can you get bored - playing alone? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐ŸทOr do you ever visit that online hub of porn? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


BeccaLuvs 58F  
18938 posts
5/18/2020 1:56 pm

Just about all we can do Paul - "grin and bare it"?!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/18/2020 4:57 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Just about all we can do Paul - "grin and bare it"?!
And THAT... is a very good point! ๐Ÿ‘
But I'm not baring much - these days.
Hope all's well over there. Hopefully the warming weather will kill that bug ๐Ÿ› here.
Cheers ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ—


Melbass56 58F
79 posts
5/18/2020 5:51 pm

Didn't even know you had a blog too! I love it!!


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/18/2020 7:22 pm

    Quoting Melbass56:
    Didn't even know you had a blog too! I love it!!
It's a mix of fun, frivolous thoughts and irreverent satire.
Make yourself at home.
The beer's in the fridge and the wine ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท is in the cooler... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


scoupe42 57M  
9125 posts
5/19/2020 9:21 am

Hey Paul, funny stuff!


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/19/2020 11:13 am

Thanks for smiling along. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


pocogato12 68F  
34980 posts
5/20/2020 10:26 am

I am way behind in my sea of yellow but I loved this post. It was uplifting and it was funny. And sometimes "bad ting" need to be seen as funny. I am in the very high risk group so you know my masks will change with the season. June is a beach ball and July is a flag. August is in the works. October ids a no-brainer Pumpkin..I have shut the TV off for weeks. I do not need to hear the media to know what is allowed. I can look it up. We are gearing up from an onslaught of germs from away

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Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/20/2020 11:19 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I am way behind in my sea of yellow but I loved this post. It was uplifting and it was funny. And sometimes "bad ting" need to be seen as funny. I am in the very high risk group so you know my masks will change with the season. June is a beach ball and July is a flag. August is in the works. October ids a no-brainer Pumpkin..I have shut the TV off for weeks. I do not need to hear the media to know what is allowed. I can look it up. We are gearing up from an onslaught of germs from away
We seem to be at the epicenter of this whole thing - as far as Canada is concerned. It is alarming , even as they plan to open up the city and the country. I imagine this virus and its effects will impact our society for a long time to come.
Stay safe !!!


Gottdatgood 55F  
1412 posts
5/20/2020 8:32 pm

Nailed it!! Lol

Gottdatgood


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/20/2020 9:22 pm

Just trying to do my part. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—๐ŸŒน


Paulxx001 63M  
16879 posts
5/25/2020 8:33 am

This is a bling test... of my blig. I want to see what it looks like before I start using it.




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