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Nuns Prefer... the Missionary Position... 😮🔥  

Paulxx001 63M  
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1/27/2020 12:02 pm

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Nuns Prefer... the Missionary Position... 😮🔥

It was early Sunday morning. I opened a bottle of wine - a refreshing Chablis - and poured myself a glass. I'd started a project to rid my house of clutter... but who does housework sober?

The TV played in the background as a church choir soothed my soul. I pulled on my work gloves. I recalled reading on the web, that nuns prefer the missionary position. It must be true ; but I'll ask... next time I see one.

When you go through your stuff, it's amazing to see how much useless junk you can accumulate. A frayed and worn size 30 belt, taxes from ninety six; I think not. I found an unused coffee gift card - from the year two thousand. Damn! Ya think I can still use it?

The church service continued to inspire me, as I refilled my glass. Did you know that most of us will be going to hell? I'm pretty sure I've got a 'speed pass' waiting for me - so I'm all set.

I'd filled up two more garbage bags with debris and my count (since I started last week), was now up to ten. I felt a sense of accomplishment. I took a break and dug into my fridge for the wine.

Flopping back down on the couch, I looked around at all that I'd done. Nothing looked different. Nothing had changed. In fact (from what I saw), I might as well have sat there on the couch... drinking fucking wine all morning.

The golf channel flashed and Tiger Woods teed off . I'd continue with the clean up, another day. I rose from the couch ; my glass was half empty again... or was it half full?

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Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 12:03 pm

Ten bags and I'm still not done. There are some things that I just don't have the heart to throw away. You know what I mean? But I'm getting there... 🤔 Wine helps make decisions, move along.


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 12:04 pm

Did you know that I was an alter boy once? Years later, I read about the scandals and it all made sense ; everything fell into place. I never found out where our priest got transfered to. 😶


scoupe42 57M  
8416 posts
1/27/2020 12:35 pm

Them Nuns, they show do like to FUCK! I never fucked one, but that's the rumor!


Tmptrzz 57F  
77882 posts
1/27/2020 1:47 pm

Well doesn't look like that NUN is enjoying it Missionary, she seems to like it bent over instead. I think Missionary is a great position and I truly miss it as it's been over 26 years now that I haven't been able to enjoy that one.

As for all your stuff things to accumulate I need to do some spring cleaning here real soon and start packing up stuff. Enjoy the rest of your day and I am sure your glass of wine is half full..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


xliketoplayx 37M
23 posts
1/27/2020 2:00 pm

Good for them


Naughtypursuit 52F  
2597 posts
1/27/2020 2:40 pm

Do you do windows?


secret_lade 46F
3156 posts
1/27/2020 3:19 pm

10 bags.... that's a lot of stuff to not really make a dent. Have you secretly been on an episode of hoarders?


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 3:39 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Them Nuns, they show do like to FUCK! I never fucked one, but that's the rumor!
I'll never get the chance... 😎👍🍷


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 3:42 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Well doesn't look like that NUN is enjoying it Missionary, she seems to like it bent over instead. I think Missionary is a great position and I truly miss it as it's been over 26 years now that I haven't been able to enjoy that one.

    As for all your stuff things to accumulate I need to do some spring cleaning here real soon and start packing up stuff. Enjoy the rest of your day and I am sure your glass of wine is half full..
Perhaps they enjoy all the positions? 🤔
Happy cleaning. I have no advice to offer. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 3:42 pm

Yep. I guess... 👍


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 3:44 pm

After I finish with all the clutter, THAT'S on my list.
Ya looking to hire? I work cheap. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🔥😎


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 3:46 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    10 bags.... that's a lot of stuff to not really make a dent. Have you secretly been on an episode of hoarders?
Well... in certain parts of the house... yes, it shows. I have computer equipment from 2002. Yep... I don't know about hoarding, but I always think I may just need THAT cable or connector someday. That day has passed.
And clothes... I've gotta do something with them. 😎 🔥🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷


sexyldy1000 59F  
4929 posts
1/27/2020 4:08 pm

Definitely unlike any of the nuns that used to run a local hospital.

The big 'clean-up" is certainly a daunting a task. After both my parents died, I lost track of the hours, days, weeks it took to go through everything they had accumulated over their 50+ yrs of marriage. I am long overdue to go through all my 'stuff' to reduce the burden my kids will experience when I am gone. I better get to the liquor store first.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
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Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 4:24 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Definitely unlike any of the nuns that used to run a local hospital.

    The big 'clean-up" is certainly a daunting a task. After both my parents died, I lost track of the hours, days, weeks it took to go through everything they had accumulated over their 50+ yrs of marriage. I am long overdue to go through all my 'stuff' to reduce the burden my kids will experience when I am gone. I better get to the liquor store first.
I understand... I could have tilted this post towards some of the things I've been finding. I coulda made it one of those 'think' pieces. People don't have the patience.
Some of the things that I found I held in my hands then... a ton of memories flooded my head. You know what I mean.
I think I'm done with most of the nostalgia.
How long will it take to go through a bunch of clothes? 🤔


pollly_anna 56F  
560 posts
1/27/2020 5:41 pm

10 bags of junk???? What year was it that you cleaned up your place ?????


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/27/2020 5:52 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    10 bags of junk???? What year was it that you cleaned up your place ?????
Well... some of the stuff is computer related hardware and media Other stuff is files and files of taxes and reports and cards and clutter.
And other stuff... should have been thrown out.
Ya know.. closets have a bunch of things in there. I'm working on it. It'll be done COMPLETELY... soon.
What... ya have no dust on your floor? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮 😘 🍷🍷🍷🍷
Dja wanna help? 🤔 I'll feed you.


author51 57F  
92016 posts
1/27/2020 11:17 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ten bags and I'm still not done. There are some things that I just don't have the heart to throw away. You know what I mean? But I'm getting there... 🤔 Wine helps make decisions, move along.
I filled 4 bags of it myself on Sunday with a glass or two of Merlot to help make the job easier...Amen Brother..I'll drink to that...lol. I had the Church Of Rock and Roll playing in the background though my coffee mate...lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


azriel1970 49M  
29606 posts
1/28/2020 5:29 am

Yeah I am going through stuff. Well Still going through moms. I have no idea how much bags I have done. She threw nothing away. Some things have been amazing but others..... Receipts from 2001?????

Then I iwll go through mine because this has made me realize I have FAR too much shit. It will be a marathon but I hope to eventually get rid of everything.


pocogato12 67F  
33077 posts
1/28/2020 5:46 am

I hear you about de-materializing with wine for company!! I am about to do it again for the second time in 6 months. BUT this time I have to go get a Dump Permit. Last year it was free like 29 days ago. My how times flied when you are trying to declutter.
PS One of the kitchen drawers: I took out all the tossed in spare change and dumped the rest in a trash bag- yep end of problem/ I keep this up and the NUNS will have a place to play

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mc_justmc 60M  
5871 posts
1/28/2020 6:20 am

I thought they were called Nuns because they "ain't had nun, don't want nun".


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/28/2020 7:23 am

    Quoting author51:
    I filled 4 bags of it myself on Sunday with a glass or two of Merlot to help make the job easier...Amen Brother..I'll drink to that...lol. I had the Church Of Rock and Roll playing in the background though my coffee mate...lol.
Cheers 🥂. I hear you... lol 😂 😮 👍


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/28/2020 7:25 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Yeah I am going through stuff. Well Still going through moms. I have no idea how much bags I have done. She threw nothing away. Some things have been amazing but others..... Receipts from 2001?????

    Then I iwll go through mine because this has made me realize I have FAR too much shit. It will be a marathon but I hope to eventually get rid of everything.
Ooo... Now THAT'S... a project. I understand what you mean. 2001? I have receipts from 2002...ugh... 😊
Ya live and learn. I'll be happier, once everything is done. Good luck! 🍀 🤞
Try the wine 🍷 trick. It doesn't help, but you care less. 😶


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/28/2020 7:27 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I hear you about de-materializing with wine for company!! I am about to do it again for the second time in 6 months. BUT this time I have to go get a Dump Permit. Last year it was free like 29 days ago. My how times flied when you are trying to declutter.
    PS One of the kitchen drawers: I took out all the tossed in spare change and dumped the rest in a trash bag- yep end of problem/ I keep this up and the NUNS will have a place to play
Dump permit, huh? 🤔 Wow...
Well... it's a challenge, that's for sure. Good luck. 👍 🍀🍷🍷


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/28/2020 7:29 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I thought they were called Nuns because they "ain't had nun, don't want nun".
You'd think... Then magically... there they are - on the internet - having fun. Go figure! 👍 😊 😮🍷🍷


pollly_anna 56F  
560 posts
1/28/2020 6:55 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Well... some of the stuff is computer related hardware and media Other stuff is files and files of taxes and reports and cards and clutter.
    And other stuff... should have been thrown out.
    Ya know.. closets have a bunch of things in there. I'm working on it. It'll be done COMPLETELY... soon.
    What... ya have no dust on your floor? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮 😘 🍷🍷🍷🍷
    Dja wanna help? 🤔 I'll feed you.
I cleaned my bedroom closet and 4 nightstand drawers and came away with 1/2 a bag of "stuff"


Paulxx001 63M  
16538 posts
1/28/2020 9:01 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    I cleaned my bedroom closet and 4 nightstand drawers and came away with 1/2 a bag of "stuff"
Yep. You're better than me. I'm dealing with all of my kids stuff. I'll give those clothes away. ❗... and the rest... hmmm...


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