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Paulxx001 63M  
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6/26/2019 11:58 am

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Rear View Mirrors... Sex Toys ๐Ÿฅ’... and Traffic Tips...๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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I don't have anything, hanging from the rear view mirror, in my car. But SHE did.

I understand why men, dangle wedding garters; they caught a trophy. Cd's...? You've failed, at burning one. I've never had beads, necklaces or<b> feathers </font></b>- gracing my sight lines. I haven't thought of attaching a 'dream catcher' or a set of keys. My headphones, always have a resting place; rather than flopping, side to side, in front of my face. Religious pictures or symbols; no thanks! I DID... try that green Christmas tree, air freshener - once. It freshened for a while... until it didn't. So the other day, there I was... moored, in the morning mess, of the freeway frenzy. And... well...

You know, how you peer into the cars beside you, when you're bored? That's what I did. I was, surprised, by what I saw. Hanging from HER rear view mirror... was a dildo . It was bright pink. And it proudly bounced, up and down, to the rhythm, of the bumps in the road.

I wondered what she might have been thinking. Was it a joke? Perhaps it served as inspiration and motivation for her. Was it a cherished gift, from a close friend?

My eyes were drawn to that shlong and its brown haired owner. She was certainly attractive enough. I caught her eye and grinned. She smiled back. My window was lowered and so was hers. You know me, I'm the shy type. I pointed and spoke, as our cars lingered, at a dead stop. "You're not distracted, by the view?"

She laughed and replied; "Not at all. It brings me good luck."

Traffic nudged forward and began to merge into one lane. I motioned to her. She waved and scooted her car in front of me. "Ahhh..." then it dawned on me. "She uses IT, to get ahead in traffic jams. Smart move," I thought.

Tomorrow... I'm stopping in at the Sex Shop and picking myself up a - 'Fleshlight'. I'll hang it on my rear view mirror. We'll see, if THAT gets me through traffic, any quicker. Can't be worse than it is. Heck... if I get horny I can... uh... never mind.

I let another car, squeeze in front of me. She... was a cute red head. She waved. I sheepishly waved back.


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So... Even if ya don't drive...
Ya think women have an advantage, when it comes to moving about - in traffic? ๐Ÿค”


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Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 11:59 am

I'd say YES! At least with me, they do. I'm always letting the ladies move, in front of me A pretty smile and that helpless, 'doe-eyed' look, they all have... seems to sway me. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 11:59 am

Although.... if I find a woman... is cutting me off and playing hardball with the rules of the road? Well... she can kiss my ass. I think the woman has to be sweet and at least, try.... and be nice! ๐Ÿ˜˜
Yep... I'll say women, have an advantage in traffic, and OTHER things ! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


mayzz 65M
489 posts
6/26/2019 12:31 pm

thanks for the chuckle... what an idea....Dont believe I could pull it off... but good for her...LOL


Wonder167 53F

6/26/2019 12:58 pm

Hmm, I'm going to get me one, but I think the opposite will happen. I'll get pissed at a driver, wave it at him and say, "you're a dick!"


superbjversion2 65F
21147 posts
6/26/2019 1:16 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Hmm, I'm going to get me one, but I think the opposite will happen. I'll get pissed at a driver, wave it at him and say, "you're a dick!"
*snicker* *snort* *thumbs up*

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


superbjversion2 65F
21147 posts
6/26/2019 1:19 pm

I think a sweet, smiling woman has an advantage when lanes are merging together but in general โ€ฆ men will cut in front of a woman faster than A.FF can drop words from a blog post!

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


Tmptrzz 58F
88903 posts
6/26/2019 1:49 pm

No I don't think we have an advantage in traffic, at least not where I live anyways. And I would never hang something like that from my rear view mirror. I bet she gets by with a lot and it's a great conversational piece too..lol

The only thing I have hanging from my rear view mirror, is a beautiful diamond prism. Its brought us pretty good luck over the years. You will have to tell me how the flesh light works from your rear view mirror once you hang it there.

I hope your enjoying your hump day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:29 pm

    Quoting mayzz:
    thanks for the chuckle... what an idea....Dont believe I could pull it off... but good for her...LOL
Oh... you probably could... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
This city is big enough... I'd just be another WEIRD driver... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:31 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Hmm, I'm going to get me one, but I think the opposite will happen. I'll get pissed at a driver, wave it at him and say, "you're a dick!"
Yep... THAT'S a good one! ๐Ÿ˜Š
It would definitely get the guy to think twice.
But you're very polite... I'd let you in... ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:32 pm

yep... that's what I thought... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Wonder167 53F

6/26/2019 2:32 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yep... THAT'S a good one! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    It would definitely get the guy to think twice.
    But you're very polite... I'd let you in... ๐Ÿ‘
Uh huh, but I bet you'd prefer if I let YOU in! lol


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:34 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I think a sweet, smiling woman has an advantage when lanes are merging together but in general โ€ฆ men will cut in front of a woman faster than A.FF can drop words from a blog post!
lol... You're on a roll ๐Ÿฅ....
Although... Will I jinx it if I say that I haven't noticed it for the last couple of posts?
You? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:36 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    No I don't think we have an advantage in traffic, at least not where I live anyways. And I would never hang something like that from my rear view mirror. I bet she gets by with a lot and it's a great conversational piece too..lol

    The only thing I have hanging from my rear view mirror, is a beautiful diamond prism. Its brought us pretty good luck over the years. You will have to tell me how the flesh light works from your rear view mirror once you hang it there.

    I hope your enjoying your hump day..
Hang on that prism... Sounds like a great luck charm... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Ummm... I guess I'd have to take it down ๐Ÿ‘‡ and then..
Hmmm... I've never used one. You have any experience with those things? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 2:41 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Uh huh, but I bet you'd prefer if I let YOU in! lol
hmmm.. ya think? ๐Ÿ˜Š
That might be fun... no? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜˜


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2551 posts
6/26/2019 3:50 pm

When I am driving my work vehicle... I get let in all the time. In my personal vehicle I dont know that I have notice an advantage for traffic jams but definitely I have gotten out of some tickets


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 4:28 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    When I am driving my work vehicle... I get let in all the time. In my personal vehicle I dont know that I have notice an advantage for traffic jams but definitely I have gotten out of some tickets
Oooo... Woman in a WORK vehicle... Hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Gotten out of some tickets ๐ŸŽŸ... omg... lol..
What did you say... pray tell.. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘


scoupe42 57M  
9327 posts
6/26/2019 8:09 pm

Strong possibility!


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/26/2019 9:25 pm

Yep... Go for it... ๐Ÿ˜Š


author51 57F
104244 posts
6/26/2019 11:48 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Hmm, I'm going to get me one, but I think the opposite will happen. I'll get pissed at a driver, wave it at him and say, "you're a dick!"
Oh that was too funny and yep I would probably do that as well.....lol

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

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Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/27/2019 2:16 am

    Quoting author51:
    Oh that was too funny and yep I would probably do that as well.....lol
I can see you doing that... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


azriel1970 50M

6/27/2019 4:55 am

LOL Yeah I bet it has started a few conversations in traffic with her! I will say that women do get away a lot with me. Generally I will let a lady in faster than a guy.....

I do that in life though to as that is just who I am. LOL


azriel1970 50M

6/27/2019 4:57 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    When I am driving my work vehicle... I get let in all the time. In my personal vehicle I dont know that I have notice an advantage for traffic jams but definitely I have gotten out of some tickets
As far as the tickets I knew a few ladies who count on getting out of a ticket They get out of LOTS of them


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/27/2019 5:06 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    LOL Yeah I bet it has started a few conversations in traffic with her! I will say that women do get away a lot with me. Generally I will let a lady in faster than a guy.....

    I do that in life though to as that is just who I am. LOL
Yeah... That's me as well. On or off the road... Something about how they look, I guess... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Or the way they smell...


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
6/27/2019 5:07 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    As far as the tickets I knew a few ladies who count on getting out of a ticket They get out of LOTS of them
I've gotten out of some tickets... but NEVER when it's a female cop... Sheesh... ๐Ÿ˜Š


SeaGirlFL 56F
9219 posts
7/10/2019 5:55 pm

Hm. No, I don't think women have any advantage in traffic. I think perhaps politeness plays a part though.

Maybe women just smile and that gets your attention.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
7/10/2019 8:39 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Hm. No, I don't think women have any advantage in traffic. I think perhaps politeness plays a part though.

    Maybe women just smile and that gets your attention.
A warm smile... always gets my attention... and those fat Golden Retriever eyes... y'all are so good at. Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”
Do you smile? You seem to have it figured out... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... I imagine you do! ๐Ÿ‘


SeaGirlFL 56F
9219 posts
7/11/2019 5:55 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    A warm smile... always gets my attention... and those fat Golden Retriever eyes... y'all are so good at. Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”
    Do you smile? You seem to have it figured out... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Yep... I imagine you do! ๐Ÿ‘
Yes, I smile...a lot. You are right on that.

I don't know if I do a good puppy dog eyes...but, I've been told I've got "bedroom" eyes, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." โ€“ Mark Black


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
7/11/2019 7:29 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Yes, I smile...a lot. You are right on that.

    I don't know if I do a good puppy dog eyes...but, I've been told I've got "bedroom" eyes, lol.
Eeeee.... bedroom eyes? ๐Ÿค” Scary... lol
THOSE.... are the worst! Ya just can't escape them, when they catch your gaze.
Don't open them.... if we ever meet... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hmmm... Ya see what I mean?
You DO... have an advantage... lol ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜


Paulxx001 63M  
17148 posts
7/17/2019 2:08 pm

    Quoting  :

Your strategy of waiting... might be a good one... in another city... lol Not here. You'd be waiting forever... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Little cow girl ๐Ÿ‘ง hats ๐Ÿงข...? That's sooo cute! ๐Ÿ‘
I'd let you in... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜˜


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