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Stuff Happens All The Time... Some Of It Sticks... Doesn't It... 😎  

Paulxx001 63M
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12/23/2019 11:00 am

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Stuff Happens All The Time... Some Of It Sticks... Doesn't It... 😎

Life is filled with stuff that we stumble upon. Last week, a bunch of stuff, caught my attention...

I filled a prescription at the pharmacy on Tuesday. There was a notice on their board ; 'Tell us your humorous side effects stories and get featured on our website'. I thought about it. Who doesn't like to be 'featured'?

The mall is where I visited my shoemaker ; we all have one... don't we? The sign on the glass door said ; 'Back In Fifteen Minutes'. I guess you have to give people hope. He showed up an hour later. I stayed busy drinking coffee and casually gawking at well dressed lady shoppers. It wasn't as creepy as it sounds. OK... perhaps it was.

My 'new' young neighbor isn't quite used to the concept of 'real' mail. The mailman was delivering some envelopes last week. She caught me as I walked down the stairs and asked if she should tip him per piece of mail... or per visit .

I feel good about my bathroom again. I've had a leaky faucet (since forever), so I put a zip lock, sandwich bag around the tap. It's temporary, but I don't hear the drips any more ; unless the bag fills up and falls off. I'm sticking duct tape on the plastic...that should hold better.

We live in such a needy society these days, don't we? I had a power failure last Saturday ; in fact, the whole block went black. I was OK - thanks. I have an 'unlimited data plan' (on my cell phone), so I was still able - to 'log on' HERE . Some people though... such a reliance on electricity . I mean, take the milk and leftover chicken legs out of the fridge and put it into the snow, on your balcony. What's the problem?

It's hard to be upset if something bad happens... and YOU , are the one who caused it. My toilet was backed up. I've got enough issues with my own shit ; I certainly didn't need anyone else's... to confuse me.

There's other stuff I could mention. I'm sure you've got yours. Some of it sticks - doesn't it?

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Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 11:00 am

Do people get 'regular' mail? I do. 😊
I'm surprised my shoemaker is still in business. I don't give him enough work.
Who does? πŸ€”


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 11:13 am

Duct tape is a wonderful invention. Yeah... a new faucet, is on my list. 😢 Maybe Santa will be good to me. What's on your list?

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. πŸŽ…πŸŽ€πŸŽπŸ€Άβ€οΈπŸŽ„πŸ˜ŽπŸ·πŸ·πŸ¦Œ


author51 57F
104334 posts
12/23/2019 11:13 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Duct tape is a wonderful invention. Yeah... a new faucet, is on my list. 😢 Maybe Santa will be good to me. What's on your list?
You Red Greened it my coffee mate.Duct tape fixes anything....lol.Keep your stick on the ice...Shit happens...


cinnamon0133 29F

12/23/2019 11:17 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Duct tape is a wonderful invention. Yeah... a new faucet, is on my list. 😢 Maybe Santa will be good to me. What's on your list?
Duct tape is amazing! Right now my fridge is taped closed with it. My grandson keeps opening the fridge and pulling out all the food lol. Duct tape to the rescue🀣🀣

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Tmptrzz 58F
89017 posts
12/23/2019 11:38 am

I just enjoy your point of view on things, it certainly brings a new perspective to things. And yea she should only tip her Mail Man at Christmas, and I wonder what she would give him as a tip..

Oh how I wish we had snow here if there was a power outage to keep our stuff cold that would be great!!

The funniest one though was the prescription side effects I can somehow in my mind visualize all the HORROR stories that would be posted.

Thanks for sharing, and I hope your day is a great start to your Holiday week..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


smartasswoman 63F  
33616 posts
12/23/2019 12:10 pm

I'm shaking my head at 'humorous side effects'. What genius thought up that promotion? I suppose I must be humor impaired, because it's hard to think of a side effect that would be funny. Maybe excessive burping or farting.


Naughtypursuit 53F  
2551 posts
12/23/2019 1:28 pm

Have you tried Tuk tape... way better then Duct tape....


japaneseass 53F  
49930 posts
12/23/2019 1:57 pm

ya...i always wonder, why people in up north, needs a fridge??? especially in winter time...i mean, it's just the cold outside??? meanwhile, us, the folks in the South...yah...we got to have it...in fact, it's still up in 80's F (mid 20 c) here...


pocogato12 68F  
35554 posts
12/23/2019 2:04 pm

The lack of electricity- folks just gotta think> I always have candles and batteries ( for the flashlights you pervert ). Leave the fridge closed and call the pizza place that delivers. I get snail mail and I believe in the US the mail carriers are not allowed to accept tips or gifts. I confess one year thought the guy who took such good care of my mail during my chemo- he was going to retire- I gifted him with a 6 pack of beer and $25 and told him to keep it under his bar. That said we all need to take care of our own shit and duct tape wiont fix that

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Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:10 pm

    Quoting author51:
    You Red Greened it my coffee mate.Duct tape fixes anything....lol.Keep your stick on the ice...Shit happens...
Red Green... Omg... Was THAT show funny?
Only us Canadians get it. Some scenes would have me crying with laughter.
Yep.. Canadian comedy is underrated.
Be good . πŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸŽπŸŽ…πŸŽ€πŸ˜ŽπŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:12 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    Duct tape is amazing! Right now my fridge is taped closed with it. My grandson keeps opening the fridge and pulling out all the food lol. Duct tape to the rescue🀣🀣
THAT'S funny... We just slapped the kids on the head... lightly.. lol πŸ˜‚
So.. are you OK?
Hey.. Have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. πŸŽ„ 🀢 🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:15 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I just enjoy your point of view on things, it certainly brings a new perspective to things. And yea she should only tip her Mail Man at Christmas, and I wonder what she would give him as a tip..

    Oh how I wish we had snow here if there was a power outage to keep our stuff cold that would be great!!

    The funniest one though was the prescription side effects I can somehow in my mind visualize all the HORROR stories that would be posted.

    Thanks for sharing, and I hope your day is a great start to your Holiday week..
The pharmacist did it as a joke... And underneath... he posted a message that if you had problems... to speak with one of the pharmacists. 😊
It's all good... Happy holidays. πŸ·πŸ·πŸŽ„πŸ€ΆπŸŽ€πŸŽ…πŸŽ
😎


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:20 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I'm shaking my head at 'humorous side effects'. What genius thought up that promotion? I suppose I must be humor impaired, because it's hard to think of a side effect that would be funny. Maybe excessive burping or farting.
... and underneath THAT... He HAD an invitation to discuss side effects, with his crew... of trained professionals.
He's a funny guy. I've known him for 30 years. I thought it was a funny way to make a point.
So... What else is new?
I'm still thinking about that OTHER thing.
Happy Xmas and Festivus - today.
Tell me something... 😊


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:23 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Have you tried Tuk tape... way better then Duct tape....
Ok... I googled it. Isn't it PERMANENT?
lol... I learned something. I don't want to go there. lol... 😊
So... tell me... what 'stuff' sticks... with you? πŸ€”
Have a great and safe and happy Holidays. πŸŽ… πŸŽ€ 🎁 πŸŽ„ β˜ƒοΈ 😎


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:27 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    ya...i always wonder, why people in up north, needs a fridge??? especially in winter time...i mean, it's just the cold outside??? meanwhile, us, the folks in the South...yah...we got to have it...in fact, it's still up in 80's F (mid 20 c) here...
Yeah.. there are advantages in a power loss.
I'd need the ice to kool me off , if YOU approached. Hang on a sec. I could tell you how we'd stay warm.
But you already know... πŸ’•πŸŽ€πŸ˜Ž


superbjversion2 65F
21163 posts
12/23/2019 3:33 pm

Ah, yes...the Stuff of Life. You share it well.

Your faucet probably just needs a new washer. Isn't there a shut off knob underneath?

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Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 3:54 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    The lack of electricity- folks just gotta think> I always have candles and batteries ( for the flashlights you pervert ). Leave the fridge closed and call the pizza place that delivers. I get snail mail and I believe in the US the mail carriers are not allowed to accept tips or gifts. I confess one year thought the guy who took such good care of my mail during my chemo- he was going to retire- I gifted him with a 6 pack of beer and $25 and told him to keep it under his bar. That said we all need to take care of our own shit and duct tape wiont fix that
Wow... I understand. I do.
I think it's all fixable... And at the very least.. πŸ’•
It's what it is. AND... let's make short bread cookies.... and worry about stuff later...
Yep... if LIFE were like that.
I think short bread cookies... are the key to long term happiness.
I... understand.... β™₯️😎


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 4:57 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Ah, yes...the Stuff of Life. You share it well.

    Your faucet probably just needs a new washer. Isn't there a shut off knob underneath?
... There might be... It does, There should be.... doesn't it?
There's no 'shut off valve', for life... is there?
That's not what this was all about.
But... then again. You knew that.
It's all good. Have a great and safe and happy holidays and a jolly New Year.β™₯️😎


smartasswoman 63F  
33616 posts
12/23/2019 5:02 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    ... and underneath THAT... He HAD an invitation to discuss side effects, with his crew... of trained professionals.
    He's a funny guy. I've known him for 30 years. I thought it was a funny way to make a point.
    So... What else is new?
    I'm still thinking about that OTHER thing.
    Happy Xmas and Festivus - today.
    Tell me something... 😊
Aaaah, that puts a whole different spin on it. I approve (not that anyone cares ).

Man, I have nothing to tell (you can tell by my lack of posts lately). Heading up to my sister's lake home tomorrow to spend a couple days with her fam, should be nice. Have a good holiday, Paul.


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/23/2019 5:17 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Aaaah, that puts a whole different spin on it. I approve (not that anyone cares ).

    Man, I have nothing to tell (you can tell by my lack of posts lately). Heading up to my sister's lake home tomorrow to spend a couple days with her fam, should be nice. Have a good holiday, Paul.
He's (my pharmacist) an interesting guy.
Have a good one... Sounds like a plan.
Truly... be vigilant.... and don't fall into the lake.
β™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ˜Ž


mc_justmc 60M  
6694 posts
12/23/2019 8:01 pm

When I'm postponing a leaky faucet fix, I lay a wash cloth in the bottom of the sink so I don't hear the drips hitting the sink.


azriel1970 50M

12/24/2019 4:39 am

Oh yes , My friend, The stuff of life that makes it so worth living. Even the bad times and how you deal with them will ultimately show you that it makes you who you are.

Merry Christmas My friend


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/24/2019 5:41 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    When I'm postponing a leaky faucet fix, I lay a wash cloth in the bottom of the sink so I don't hear the drips hitting the sink.
I like your idea better. Thanks.
Or the best idea is just to change the faucet. But who wants to do that today. Take care. πŸ‘and have a merry Christmas. πŸŽ…πŸŽπŸŽ„


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/24/2019 5:46 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Oh yes , My friend, The stuff of life that makes it so worth living. Even the bad times and how you deal with them will ultimately show you that it makes you who you are.

    Merry Christmas My friend
... and a Merry Christmas to you as well. πŸŽ…πŸ‘πŸŽπŸŽ„πŸŽ€β˜ƒοΈ


cinnamon0133 29F

12/24/2019 6:05 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    THAT'S funny... We just slapped the kids on the head... lightly.. lol πŸ˜‚
    So.. are you OK?
    Hey.. Have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. πŸŽ„ 🀢 🍷🍷😎
Am I ok? Not yet, I'm kinda in a holding pattern. The pain comes and goes along with the swelling. I was supposed to see my Dr on Friday but she cancelled the appointment because we had a snow storm. It's Christmas Eve, if anything happens over the next few days then I have to go to the hospital and it will be a emergency surgery

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sweet_VM 62F
81110 posts
12/24/2019 8:59 am

Very good. Merry Xmas to
You hugs V

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Wonder167 53F

12/24/2019 9:16 am

Yeah, I have a ton of sticky stuff in my life at the moment, I wish I could use a plastic baggie and duct tape to remedy it. Merry Christmas!


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/24/2019 10:19 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Very good. Merry Xmas to
    You hugs V
And all the best to you as well, πŸŽπŸŽ€πŸŽ…πŸŽ„β›„πŸŽ€πŸ˜ŽπŸ₯‚


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/24/2019 10:23 am

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Yeah, I have a ton of sticky stuff in my life at the moment, I wish I could use a plastic baggie and duct tape to remedy it. Merry Christmas!
Yep... I hear you. I hope that you find some peace this holiday season.
πŸ₯‚πŸŽ€β›„πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸŽβ˜ƒοΈπŸ˜ŽπŸ₯‚


sexyldy1000 59F  
7087 posts
12/24/2019 2:20 pm

Life is full of snippets / moments in time. Some we choose to remember; others we brush off like a pesky gnat and continue on with our lives. My only Christmas wishes are for good news at my next medical appointment and peace and happiness for my family and friends.

Stimulate my mind and let’s see what happens 😊
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Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/24/2019 2:52 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Life is full of snippets / moments in time. Some we choose to remember; others we brush off like a pesky gnat and continue on with our lives. My only Christmas wishes are for good news at my next medical appointment and peace and happiness for my family and friends.
True... health - is the only important thing to strive for. That and peace and happiness... and an end to world starvation.... oh and... I wouldn't mind seeing the Canadiens win at Stanley Cup one day.
Yep... is that all you're wishing for? πŸŽ€πŸ₯‚πŸŽ…πŸŽ„πŸŽβ˜ƒοΈβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ˜Ž


secret_lade 46F
5192 posts
12/25/2019 7:59 am

One of my coworkers left a Christmas card on my desk yesterday.... Signed it Mary.

I work with 4 Mary's!

You're right, some of it sticks. I still don't know which one to thank.


scoupe42 57M  
9329 posts
12/27/2019 5:44 am

Shit happens! Literately. You have a good way of telling a story.


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/27/2019 6:33 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    One of my coworkers left a Christmas card on my desk yesterday.... Signed it Mary.

    I work with 4 Mary's!

    You're right, some of it sticks. I still don't know which one to thank.
hmmm... lol πŸ˜‚ Signature comparison technology exists... 😢
Thank them all? πŸ€” And wait for a clue?
Have a good one! πŸ₯‚β˜•


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/27/2019 6:36 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Shit happens! Literately. You have a good way of telling a story.
It DOES happen.
The key... is knowing when to duck πŸ¦†. Keep your eyes open. 😢


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
12/28/2019 6:26 pm

    Quoting  :

lol πŸ˜‚... yep. That would make me happy as well. Maybe it's time. πŸ‘


sexysixties2 72F  
39271 posts
1/1/2020 1:41 pm

Oh yes some of it sticks forever...thankfully we don't often have power failures where I live...just as well because we rarely get snow and I don't have a balcony!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


Paulxx001 63M
17180 posts
1/1/2020 2:35 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Oh yes some of it sticks forever...thankfully we don't often have power failures where I live...just as well because we rarely get snow and I don't have a balcony!
... lol πŸ˜‚ You need all three to make it work.
Have a happy New Year. πŸ₯‚πŸŒΉ


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