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Paulxx001 63M
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2/26/2020 6:58 am

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This Lie... Could Result In A Hot Conclusion... ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š

The other night, my buddy *FrankeeZee and I were in that classy Italian restaurant (down on Lakeshore Boulevard), enjoying dinner. I've known Frankee for years, yet he still, manages to surprise me.

I hadn't seen him in a while and it was nice to catch up on things. The meal was authentic and the ambiance, casually quiet ; except for our constant laughter. We waited for the coffee. Suddenly, out through the kitchen marched a loud flurry of waiters.

They were carrying a scrumptious looking piece of black forest cake - bedecked with flashing sparklers. I looked around. We were the only people sitting in THAT corner of the room, yet they headed directly towards our table singing...

"... Happy birthday dear Frankee... Happy birthday to you... "

Frankee's birthday - is in July. I looked at him as he smiled from ear to ear. After they'd gone and while he dug into his cake, I asked him what the fuck, he was doing? He grinned at me (with his stuffed, cherubic cheeks) and replied.

"Well Paul... I've started to tell every restaurant I go to - that it's my birthday. It cheers me up regardless of the type of day I've had. Makes me feel special. And the wait staff seem to enjoy singing. You should try it. Maybe, ya wouldn't be so fucking sarcastic all the time and... you'd write better blogs."

I looked at him and blinked. I had to admit, his cake looked damn good and who doesn't like to feel special?

We had paid and were about to leave, when the manager sauntered up to us with a tray of flaming shots of Sambuca - compliments of the 'house'. I felt like a happy hypocrite as we all cheerfully toasted to Frankee's fake birthday. FrankeeZee, was onto something good!

Now if only... he hadn't accidentally set that manager's hair on fire.

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*FrankeeZee is a top blogger, of โ„ขFOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun
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Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 6:59 am

Would you try the 'fake' birthday thing at a restaurant, just to feel special? Or is that only for silly people like FrankeeZee...? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Heck... I'm pretty special as it is. ๐Ÿ˜ถ But the concept of being the center of attention for a few minutes - while dining, appeals to me. ๐Ÿ˜Š
And who doesn't like free shots? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 6:59 am

Funny thing is... when it's my REAL birthday, I don't want strangers singing to me. I'd prefer to hide under the table. Weird, huh? ๐Ÿค”
Fake birthday? Bring it on. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Although... I've yet to try it. ๐Ÿ˜ถ Ya think they'd know?


HeartCollector 63F  

2/26/2020 7:35 am

Once when my son was in first grade I went outside before supper one night and I found all these Happy Birthday coloring pages stuck in the bushes. When I brought them in and asked about them, he admitted he had told his class it was his birthday and EVEN his parents had forgot about it! It wasnโ€™t his birthday....

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BeccaLuvs 58F  
18509 posts
2/26/2020 7:59 am

Ahh ..... "FrankeeZee" is back! And being smart yet devious, and yet ..... yep, we all need to feel special at least sometimes Paul! Let me know if you could see this comment to you, and when!

Oh, and as regards the dentist - Ain't that the truth, why do they insist of asking you questions when they should know there's no way can answer em?!

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author51 57F  
95969 posts
2/26/2020 8:27 am

Now why would they set fire to Sambuca shots in the first place?.....lol. Oh my Flipping God...lol. Karma came around to bit Frankee in the ass by setting the waiters hair on fire,, I adore Sambuca when the only thing it burns is my gullet as it goes down..lol.What a great story and memory..Wish Frankee a Happy Birthday for me and hope the waiter is okay.......lol.

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bbuckwwheat 61M
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2/26/2020 9:24 am

Another great ending from nowhere predictable. I had a good chuckle. Thanks.

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Tmptrzz 57F
81704 posts
2/26/2020 9:27 am

I have to say me and my hubby were laughing our asses off at your story, I had to read to him as he asked me what I was laughing about. oh that poor Manager, and what in the world possessed Frankee to set the Managers hair on fire..Oh my what a site that must have been.

So glad to hear you both got to catch up with one another, as you know how much I love the adventures you both have with one another. So glad you back, and I hope you have a great Hump day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


lighthousecollec 57F  
510 posts
2/26/2020 10:31 am

Nothing wrong with feeling a little special. Hey Frankee got free cake.๐Ÿ˜€. Thanks for the great read. Frankee sounds like a hoot to be around

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fisherman5999 57M  
572 posts
2/26/2020 11:57 am

I would try this if they came out naked to sing to me !


cinnamon0133 28F

2/26/2020 1:47 pm

Haha, that sounds fun! Although, it just wouldn't work where I live, they make you show ID to prove it actually your b-day๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 4:33 pm

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Once when my son was in first grade I went outside before supper one night and I found all these Happy Birthday coloring pages stuck in the bushes. When I brought them in and asked about them, he admitted he had told his class it was his birthday and EVEN his parents had forgot about it! It wasnโ€™t his birthday....
THAT, was a funny story. So, your son is creative is he? Kool... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ya gotta give him credit for originality, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 4:45 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Ahh ..... "FrankeeZee" is back! And being smart yet devious, and yet ..... yep, we all need to feel special at least sometimes Paul! Let me know if you could see this comment to you, and when!

    Oh, and as regards the dentist - Ain't that the truth, why do they insist of asking you questions when they should know there's no way can answer em?!
FrankeeZee is a character. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
It seems like there are issues with the site. I always leave a comment on my post.
So.. hmmm... Well, and I thought I was special and A F F couldn't mess with me. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘


HeartCollector 63F  

2/26/2020 4:50 pm

Creative, yes...he's a survivor, and his mother's son.

The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit


Paulxx001 replies on 2/26/2020 5:40 pm:
His mother's son...!
I understand. My oldest daughter is a fricken clone of me... in some ways.
I can imagine when he was younger, it musta been tough dealing with a mini clone of yourself?
I know exactly what you mean. ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘

Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 4:53 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Now why would they set fire to Sambuca shots in the first place?.....lol. Oh my Flipping God...lol. Karma came around to bit Frankee in the ass by setting the waiters hair on fire,, I adore Sambuca when the only thing it burns is my gullet as it goes down..lol.What a great story and memory..Wish Frankee a Happy Birthday for me and hope the waiter is okay.......lol.
Haven't you ever had flaming Sambucas?
I know.. it's really chintzy and tacky... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ True!
His birthday is July 4 Th.
I know in those chain restaurants, they ask for proof of a birthday. ๐Ÿ‘โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 4:56 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Another great ending from nowhere predictable. I had a good chuckle. Thanks.
Many mid line restos ask for Birthday proof. But the higher end ones kinda let it slide. You're paying for their meal. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Would you give it a shot in your part of the world?
And a tip... don't flip flaming drinks. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 5:04 pm

    Quoting  :

THAT... sounds funny. ๐Ÿ‘
NOW... you'll have to explain the - 'riding the carousel' - reference.
Yep... I've got some visuals rolling about. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 5:09 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have to say me and my hubby were laughing our asses off at your story, I had to read to him as he asked me what I was laughing about. oh that poor Manager, and what in the world possessed Frankee to set the Managers hair on fire..Oh my what a site that must have been.

    So glad to hear you both got to catch up with one another, as you know how much I love the adventures you both have with one another. So glad you back, and I hope you have a great Hump day..
Glad... to hear that I manufactured a smile.
Have you ever had one of those flaming drinks? It's easy to spill them... omg ๐Ÿ˜‚
It's been years since I've had a flaming drink. How about you? ๐Ÿค”
Frankee says hi! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 5:14 pm

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    Nothing wrong with feeling a little special. Hey Frankee got free cake.๐Ÿ˜€. Thanks for the great read. Frankee sounds like a hoot to be around
Frankee IS a hoot to be around.

For me... a sense of humour IS probably the MOST important feature that I seek in someone.
Isn't laughter... what we all seek? ๐Ÿค” ๐ŸŒน

Hey.. on another topic... hope it works out for you. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 5:17 pm

    Quoting fisherman5999:
    I would try this if they came out naked to sing to me !
That's true! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ya gotta pay extra for that, dontcha? ๐Ÿค”
Hey. thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 5:22 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    Haha, that sounds fun! Although, it just wouldn't work where I live, they make you show ID to prove it actually your b-day๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Yeah... a lot of the places here do the same.
The place we were at was 'higher end' and I guess they didn't care. They figured.. we'd already paid for it. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

Hey.. my thoughts are with you in a few days. It'll be all good. I am saying a prayer for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘


secret_lade 46F
3878 posts
2/26/2020 5:58 pm

I hate being the center of attention... So, no, I don't think I could do the fake birthday thing. I don't even like the real birthday thing....


mc_justmc 60M
6276 posts
2/26/2020 6:07 pm

I had some flaming drinks in my youth, but never set anyone on fire.


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 6:59 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I hate being the center of attention... So, no, I don't think I could do the fake birthday thing. I don't even like the real birthday thing....
Yep... I know what you're talking about.
I don't like real birthdays, either.
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Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 7:30 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I had some flaming drinks in my youth, but never set anyone on fire.
Those flaming drinks are definitely something from the past.
It's a tacky flash. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Yep... you've gotta splash that stuff to get it up there.
But I've seen people set tables on fire. Ahh the thrill of youth. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


azriel1970 49M  
29996 posts
2/26/2020 8:08 pm

Ohh That is a classic!!!!! It is not a good time though until someone's hair catches on fire!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/26/2020 9:02 pm

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Ohh That is a classic!!!!! It is not a good time though until someone's hair catches on fire!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜
No... it's not.
I did that once as an alter boy. We held our huge candles (you know the type) and I looked at the kid in front of me. Thick head of blond hair.
Who knew his hair was so dry.
We put it out in a couple of seconds and faced the throng. Epic save... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
We didn't skip a beat. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž


pocogato12 68F  
33720 posts
2/27/2020 9:11 am

There was a restaurant here called Carbur's. They had a very unusual menu so when I took friends there, I convinced one of them to order the "DownEast Feast. What they didnt know after checking out the content was how it was served: Every employee in the place comes out with pots and pans and bells and whistles and they parade your meal through the dining room. Embarrassing YEP Hilarious That too. Too bad they finally closed- I know some folk I would do that to now-
PS The sandwich is a DOUBLE club un-huh and it's full of lobster,crab,haddock,
caramelized onions and more on rye,pumpernickle and wheat

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smartasswoman 62F  
33144 posts
2/27/2020 10:02 am

I probably wouldn't do it...damn Minnesota honesty.

My most memorable waitstaff to-do was my 60th birthday on a small cruise ship...about 10 of them were parading and dancing around the dining room to loud recorded music, carrying a birthday cake with sparklers on top.

The sad thing was, we had already had an excellent dessert that evening so I (almost) didn't have room for a piece of the cake.


sexyldy1000 59F  
6263 posts
2/27/2020 11:20 am

No doubt, FrankeeZee isnโ€™t the only one who plays the โ€˜itโ€™s my birthday cardโ€™ in order to score freebies. Here, you wouldnโ€™t get away with it in most restaurants as they ask for proof. When my daughter was young, I embarrassed her many times by secretly telling the wait staff who would gather together to sing Happy Birthday with sparklers in a dessert. Never happened to me which I appreciated.


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/27/2020 3:18 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    There was a restaurant here called Carbur's. They had a very unusual menu so when I took friends there, I convinced one of them to order the "DownEast Feast. What they didnt know after checking out the content was how it was served: Every employee in the place comes out with pots and pans and bells and whistles and they parade your meal through the dining room. Embarrassing YEP Hilarious That too. Too bad they finally closed- I know some folk I would do that to now-
    PS The sandwich is a DOUBLE club un-huh and it's full of lobster,crab,haddock,
    caramelized onions and more on rye,pumpernickle and wheat
I can see THAT happening. Sounds like a classic. Nothing like embarrassing a friend. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
And that sandwich ๐Ÿฅช... omg. I can taste it from here... almost. ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
Yeah... I woulda gone for it. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/27/2020 3:22 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I probably wouldn't do it...damn Minnesota honesty.

    My most memorable waitstaff to-do was my 60th birthday on a small cruise ship...about 10 of them were parading and dancing around the dining room to loud recorded music, carrying a birthday cake with sparklers on top.

    The sad thing was, we had already had an excellent dessert that evening so I (almost) didn't have room for a piece of the cake.
Small cruise ships are the best. So much more intimate than those huge monoliths.
So... ya were full, were ya?
I picture you as always having a space left over to fit something more in there... Food, of course, is what I meant.
Sorta... โ—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/27/2020 3:27 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    No doubt, FrankeeZee isnโ€™t the only one who plays the โ€˜itโ€™s my birthday cardโ€™ in order to score freebies. Here, you wouldnโ€™t get away with it in most restaurants as they ask for proof. When my daughter was young, I embarrassed her many times by secretly telling the wait staff who would gather together to sing Happy Birthday with sparklers in a dessert. Never happened to me which I appreciated.
The chain restos card ya here as well. But the nicer ones, figure you've already paid for that skimpy piece of cake... by having ordered the 'special' off their menu. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
So you're the shy type? ๐Ÿค” hmmm... If ya sat next to me on your birthday in a resto... we'd be getting the fireworks... never mind the sparklers. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


scoupe42 57M  
8817 posts
2/27/2020 5:29 pm

They should have an HBO sitcom about FrankeeZee, he's an entertainer!


sexyldy1000 59F  
6263 posts
2/28/2020 7:14 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    The chain restos card ya here as well. But the nicer ones, figure you've already paid for that skimpy piece of cake... by having ordered the 'special' off their menu. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
    So you're the shy type? ๐Ÿค” hmmm... If ya sat next to me on your birthday in a resto... we'd be getting the fireworks... never mind the sparklers. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—
Me...Shy? Definitely not, otherwise I wouldn't be on here. No doubt there would be fireworks and so much more


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/28/2020 7:26 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    They should have an HBO sitcom about FrankeeZee, he's an entertainer!
Hey... That's an idea ๐Ÿ’ก! ๐Ÿ‘
I'll bounce it off Frankee and who knows? ๐Ÿค” โ—๐Ÿ˜ฎ


cinnamon0133 28F

2/28/2020 7:27 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yeah... a lot of the places here do the same.
    The place we were at was 'higher end' and I guess they didn't care. They figured.. we'd already paid for it. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

    Hey.. my thoughts are with you in a few days. It'll be all good. I am saying a prayer for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
Thank you! Your kind thoughts are very much appreciated ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜—

Treat Me Like A Angel And I Will Show You What Heaven Is Really Like


Wonder167 53F

2/28/2020 11:42 am

I hope the manager wasn't wearing a toupee!!! Sounds like a fun time! No harm, no foul with the false bday gig. I'm not sure I'd do it everywhere I went, heaven forbid you eat at the same place twice that month and forget!!!


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/28/2020 12:08 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    I hope the manager wasn't wearing a toupee!!! Sounds like a fun time! No harm, no foul with the false bday gig. I'm not sure I'd do it everywhere I went, heaven forbid you eat at the same place twice that month and forget!!!
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... Although a toupee is replaceable.
You'd remember... lol.
The higher end places don't care. You've probably paid for that skimpy cake... when they present you with the iced water. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Ya need the right partner in crime. We'd have a blast.
Isn't it your birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ today? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Go for it! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
2/28/2020 12:45 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Me...Shy? Definitely not, otherwise I wouldn't be on here. No doubt there would be fireworks and so much more
Well... even though THIS city has few laws (that are enforced), I can't see much beyond the fireworks.
Flame ๐Ÿ”ฅ throwers would be a no go . ๐Ÿ˜ถ


BAMPB 42F  

2/29/2020 8:26 pm

hahaha, as a former bartender, you wouldn't believe how many times this actually happens!! Usually, patted out quickly by a round of friends in a panic that sober up pretty quickly!!


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
3/1/2020 6:01 am

    Quoting BAMPB:
    hahaha, as a former bartender, you wouldn't believe how many times this actually happens!! Usually, patted out quickly by a round of friends in a panic that sober up pretty quickly!!
I've seen whole tables on fire... ๐Ÿ”ฅlol ๐Ÿ˜‚
You must have tons of fun and crazy stories to share. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M
16583 posts
3/5/2020 8:30 am

    Quoting  :

Oh... you'd love the flaming drinks. As long as it's at the beginning of the evening. omg ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโ—
Well... seems like you are ahead of the fake birthday celebrations circle. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘
Cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚ ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท and Happy Birthday! โญ•๐Ÿ˜Ž


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