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What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔  

Paulxx001 63M
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6/8/2020 11:44 am

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What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔

Many of us on this site have realized that SEX is something seriously underappreciated if it’s missing from our lives. Well, I accidentally found something ELSE that’s even MORE important; something I always took for granted.

‘LEFT’.  Yep, that’s what I said - ‘left’; specifically the ability to turn ones head to the left.  I don’t know how, but I’ve lost the skill to turn my head. Did I sleep wrong? Did I pull a muscle with a sneeze? I have no fricken idea but there it turned up - I can’t turn my head more than an inch or two. That bizarre kink has put a real crimp into my lifestyle. Things I used to take for granted have dissolved into these huge - momentarily painful - life altering decisions. Do I…  or don’t I? 

How do you talk with someone standing to your left? Shaving – damn!  And who knew reaching for toilet paper could be such a pain.

People who see me always notice my tilted head and ask that inevitable question, “Are you alright?” To which I constantly have to respond, “Fine. It’s just a kink in my neck.” Where they inevitably comeback with, “How did you do that?” Or, "Maybe you should get it x-rayed." And then they continue with “have you tried hot compresses, a massager, pain pills, used tea leaves?” Used tea leaves; what the fuck?

Mr. Google tells me that my predicament is temporary but in the meantime, I’m driving in the far left (fast) lane - everywhere I go. It’s the only way I can manage pain free. Ya only gotta concentrate lookin' straight ahead and right- right?

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Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 11:45 am

Is there something you’ve recently - busted or broken or sprained and - experienced, that has made you appreciate its loss? And DON’T tell me – your significant other. I mean something besides THOSE two ✌️.


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 11:48 am

Might as well spill it out. 😮
Dja have something (personal or not), that's on the fritz? 🤔

I've got a fridge that's buzzing... a bit. lol 😂


author51 57F  
96518 posts
6/8/2020 12:08 pm

I am a lefty so that is my strong side..Chiropractor's work wonders with getting those kind of kinks out that are not sexual my coffee mate..How about a deep tissue massage, muscle relaxant maybe?....Sorry you have not gotten that type of kink out yet Hun.May be a pinched nerve..I hope it disappears. Be careful while driving especially....xoxoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Tmptrzz 57F
82108 posts
6/8/2020 1:07 pm

Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


japaneseass 52F  
49472 posts
6/8/2020 1:28 pm

i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book...


smartasswoman 62F  
33165 posts
6/8/2020 1:37 pm

Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left.

I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver


mc_justmc 60M
6307 posts
6/8/2020 2:27 pm

Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel.


sexual692012 60M
93 posts
6/8/2020 2:31 pm

Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!!


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 3:20 pm

Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake...

blog on!


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:25 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I am a lefty so that is my strong side..Chiropractor's work wonders with getting those kind of kinks out that are not sexual my coffee mate..How about a deep tissue massage, muscle relaxant maybe?....Sorry you have not gotten that type of kink out yet Hun.May be a pinched nerve..I hope it disappears. Be careful while driving especially....xoxoxo
It's true... you ARE. How the heck did you set up your drum kit to the right? 😮
You lefty drummers had an advantage with THAT method!
I'll be careful! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:26 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week..
The right side, huh? 🤔
Should I ask how it happens?
It'll pass... I'm told. 👍


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:28 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book...
lol 😂... oh my gosh...
Well, ya gotta shorten your list. What the heck ya got cooking there? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:31 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left.

    I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver
Yep... checking the left lane freaked me out, for sure!
I'm not THAT fast. To me it seems like a safe solution to an issue.
The problem comes up when I have to shift over - two lanes. I'm literally shifted sideways, in order to succeed with THAT move.
I think I should be ok 👌. How long does this fricken thing last? It's been a day now!


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:34 pm

    Quoting  :

Do I really give off that 'fast driver' vibe? 🤔
Hmmm... Well, I am a trained professional. 😊
So about that toe... Whatcha gonna do about it?
That means you have pain with every step. Hmmm... THAT, might be worse than my neck - or not? 😶❗


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:35 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel.
I'm going to try and correct things with more pillows. We'll see if THAT works.
About your fridge... ya thought of that extreme solution? Burial? 🤔


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:37 pm

    Quoting sexual692012:
    Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!!
Now THERE, might be a valid cause of my issues! 👍
Yep... I'm gonna try and fix this thing with a sympathy f**k from someone... I guess.😐
Drop by any time!


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 4:40 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake...

    blog on!
I seem to flip about like a set of wipers. Today... it's mostly to the right.
Making a left turn is a series of 'rights' till I get left of where I want to be.👍


scoupe42 57M  
8817 posts
6/8/2020 5:02 pm

we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/8/2020 6:48 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!
lol...Good Safety tip !!! Yep - THAT'S for sure !


mamacita38dd 41F
51302 posts
6/9/2020 1:44 am

Ok story time... Pablo I remember a few years back we had a blog queen and some of the men had their heads stuck up her ass... when their heads finally popped out they couldn't turn their necks either way so I guess the moral of the story is it's ok to kiss ass, just make sure not to... I mean seriously not stick your head that far in. You know what I mean?


azriel1970 49M  
30011 posts
6/9/2020 5:38 am

Omg how true is that? Something you take for granted on being able to do and suddenly you can't!!! Like I realized how much I used my left side once when I injured my left shoulder. I was basically one armed for a very temporary time but wow talk about a life change!

Also, yes the inevitable " Are you ok? Did you try such and such?" On and On it goes!!! I hope you feel better soon my friend! 🍷🍻👍🤠


sexyldy1000 59F  
6455 posts
6/9/2020 11:27 am

When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have.

Stimulate my mind and let’s see what happens 😊
Does One Human Year Equal Seven Dog Years


secret_lade 46F
3958 posts
6/9/2020 3:54 pm

I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep.


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/10/2020 12:01 am

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    Ok story time... Pablo I remember a few years back we had a blog queen and some of the men had their heads stuck up her ass... when their heads finally popped out they couldn't turn their necks either way so I guess the moral of the story is it's ok to kiss ass, just make sure not to... I mean seriously not stick your head that far in. You know what I mean?
Good safety tip for sure !
Who wants to be stuck all the way up THERE? lol ugh...


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/10/2020 12:04 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Omg how true is that? Something you take for granted on being able to do and suddenly you can't!!! Like I realized how much I used my left side once when I injured my left shoulder. I was basically one armed for a very temporary time but wow talk about a life change!

    Also, yes the inevitable " Are you ok? Did you try such and such?" On and On it goes!!! I hope you feel better soon my friend! 🍷🍻👍🤠
Well it's Wednesday early morning and I think I'm practically cured. I'm testing my neck as I write this and... yep - almost there. lol
True... about only recognizing how important something is - until you loose it.
I imagine you can say that about all things in life - can't you ?


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/10/2020 12:07 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have.
Ooo... THAT, doesn't sound good at all ! Although, I have that SAME type of tingling - if you know what I mean?
True about not realizing how much - the simplest of -body functions matter until we loose them from our repertoire, right?
I think I am almost cured, as I test my neck as I write this. Be safe !


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/10/2020 12:10 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep.
It doesn't happen to me often so when it does I'm NOT prepared for it. I won't even mention back spasms... EEEeee...!
So whatcha watching while you fall asleep ? I usually fight it and ...c r a w l into bed before that happens. lol...


HeartCollector 63F  

6/10/2020 7:18 am

I had an MRI once on my shoulder and when the doctor looked at the results, he asked how old I was. 50, I replied. He said, "you may be 50 but your neck looks like you're 70." That's when I found out I have disk degeneration. Fortunately for me, I’ll be dead long before I wish I was.

The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/10/2020 8:00 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    I had an MRI once on my shoulder and when the doctor looked at the results, he asked how old I was. 50, I replied. He said, "you may be 50 but your neck looks like you're 70." That's when I found out I have disk degeneration. Fortunately for me, I’ll be dead long before I wish I was.
No... Don't say THAT! There's ALWAYS hope ! At least that's what I'd like to believe.
I mean - they put a man on the moon, didn't they?
Modern medicine may pull through. I'll hope with you!


lighthousecollec 57F  
544 posts
6/13/2020 1:11 pm

Hope you get better and I for one am glad I am not on the roads in Canada with you driving that way. Just messing with you. Need any thing let me know

I have set up a private mailbox on my Blog for your convenience.


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/14/2020 1:24 am

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    Hope you get better and I for one am glad I am not on the roads in Canada with you driving that way. Just messing with you. Need any thing let me know
The kink has GONE... almost. You know how those things go. lol...
I'm not so bad... I think. Things I need? Hmmm... Let me think...


pollly_anna 56F  
583 posts
6/21/2020 2:14 pm

YOU...........Corralled by a memory captured in a familiar scent, he twisted his head to see who had passed his table. All he witnessed… were wisps of her blond hair...................THAT'S HOW you hurt your neck.


Paulxx001 63M
16700 posts
6/22/2020 12:27 am

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    YOU...........Corralled by a memory captured in a familiar scent, he twisted his head to see who had passed his table. All he witnessed… were wisps of her blond hair...................THAT'S HOW you hurt your neck.
LOL...!!! True... Maybe you're right.
Very observant, to be sure! I needed that laugh. Thanks !


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