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Paulxx001 63M
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4/28/2020 12:41 pm

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You Have to Wash Your Balls... Once In A While ๐Ÿ˜Š

I listened a conversation the other day...

"He's gripping down on his shaft, Tom," she murmured.

"Is his shaft stiffer than normal Lori? And his head - looks huge ! Do you think that'll benefit him here?" Tom replied inquisitively.

"Well... let's face it - he's got incredible length," Lori added admiringly. "That little bit of extra, will definitely help."

"His shaft does, seem very stiff... and longer than average," Tom agreed.

"It is, but his grip is soft and his stroke is smooth."

Seconds passed... until her voice soothingly whispered again ; "I can see their balls from where I am. They're perfectly positioned and they look very good but... they're all wet."

"It looks extremely moist down there. Will that affect him?" Tom inquired.

"I'm pretty sure, he's used to this. I think he'll know how to get it up and in - even in slippery conditions."

A minute more passed, before I heard Lori's sultry tone again. "They're on the mound and they've been able to clean their balls. The challenge now will be... how to handle those gentle humps."

"Good point Lori. Although sneaking it in the back door, is something that I've seen him do - many times."

"He's got a choice to try and bang it in the bac.. or slip it in... gently. And I don't think he'll mind, either way it gets in," Lori suggested.

"Good point Lori. He'll be satisfied, no matter how it gets in ."

"That's true Tom, yet every hole should be respected. And you don't want to shave it too close," Lori affirmed. "Here he goes. Oh... and... it slowly leaked down the right side of the hole and dribbled by."

"Well... he pulled it. We just watched him jerk it."

"He got it close to the hole, then it kissed the lip and slipped out. I must say... this threesome is still smiling and having fun. They've just begun to and the next hole, will be an easy one reach," Lori declared.

"It's the easiest par on a very, very hard course Lori. I played a round here last week and I'll admit ; I only hit two good balls. I accidentally stepped on a rake."


I listened... as Lori choked, on her microphone.
...................................
. ..


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 12:41 pm

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 12:42 pm

I've been watching a lot of classic golf tournaments recently.
There's something relaxing - even reassuring - about watching a sporting event ; where you already know know what the outcome will be. Sort of like watching a good movie, you've seen many times or read a book you've already read.
Do you know what I mean? ๐Ÿค”


lighthousecollec 58F  
659 posts
4/28/2020 2:34 pm

That's one way to get a tan.

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lust4life59 61F  
684 posts
4/28/2020 3:07 pm

Ha Ha, I have watched a couple of reruns of the Master's tournament, it doesn't seem like spring without March madness basketball and at least the Master's tournament.


Tmptrzz 57F
84687 posts
4/28/2020 3:11 pm

Interesting story but I have to say I am not much of a golf fan. Thanks for the chuckles, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


japaneseass 53F  
49699 posts
4/28/2020 3:24 pm

damn...listening the conversation only, i just about to cum....mmMMmm...i never played golf, but i need to hit more balls...lol...


smartasswoman 62F  
33360 posts
4/28/2020 3:34 pm

Not sure I agree that it's enjoyable when you're not good at it. Oh, sure, the sunshine, the fresh air, the greenery are nice; but it's #$%^ frustrating when you hit your ball into the rough or a water hazard!


Paulxx001 replies on 4/30/2020 6:10 am:
What if one partner is good and the other isn't? Does that spoil things for the expert, or can some technique and lessons be practiced while the actual game is being played? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Ever have to show someone how to grip things or do you just let them fumble about? ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ”ฅโ—๐Ÿ˜ฎ

mc_justmc 60M  
6477 posts
4/28/2020 3:49 pm

Golfers are a strange bunch. Who else puts their balls on tees when the drive?


superbjversion2 65F
20658 posts
4/28/2020 4:16 pm

I wonder what golf would be like if the announcers talked like other sportscasters?

"He shoots! He SCORES! and the fans go wild!"

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mufdiver69er2 60M  
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4/28/2020 4:44 pm

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Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:18 pm

It certainly could be.
I can't see myself swinging a club - without my balls getting in the way though. ๐Ÿ˜
Are you into soaking up the sun โ˜€?


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:20 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Ha Ha, I have watched a couple of reruns of the Master's tournament, it doesn't seem like spring without March madness basketball and at least the Master's tournament.
So true - about the Masters and March Madness, welcoming Spring. ๐ŸŒน I definitely missed both this year.
It's funny how a sporting event can signal the start of something.
Here's another one - The Kentucky Derby. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโ—


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:22 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Interesting story but I have to say I am not much of a golf fan. Thanks for the chuckles, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
I like the peace and beauty of the sport.
But I understand. The sport moves... at... a really... slow.. pace, right? ๐ŸŒน
Is there a sport you DO follow? ๐Ÿค” ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:24 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    damn...listening the conversation only, i just about to cum....mmMMmm...i never played golf, but i need to hit more balls...lol...
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... These are ACTUAL conversations I've heard from those golf โ›ณ announcers.
So... dja have a sport ๐ŸŸ that YOU play or watch?
Let me guess... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:27 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Not sure I agree that it's enjoyable when you're not good at it. Oh, sure, the sunshine, the fresh air, the greenery are nice; but it's #$%^ frustrating when you hit your ball into the rough or a water hazard!
It is SO, totally frustrating when it goes in the rough.
Oh... you were talking about golf โ›ณ, right?
I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't.
Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:29 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Golfers are a strange bunch. Who else puts their balls on tees when the drive?
Good point... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
They had a replay of the last year's PGA - where Rory won.
Relaxing way to spend an evening.
I've been looking for episodes of Father Knows Best... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess I can't get it. ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:32 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I wonder what golf would be like if the announcers talked like other sportscasters?

    "He shoots! He SCORES! and the fans go wild!"
Some tournaments are crazy like that. There's one in Vegas where the crowds go nuts. Fun to watch.
But I do enjoy the ASMR vibe of the quiet announcers as well.
I'm not sure if you're a fan of the shivers you can get - from a whisper... in your ear? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทโ—


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 5:34 pm

lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... true.
Perhaps why I gave up the sport ; many of the courses I played on, had the sheep ๐Ÿ‘ and cows still grazing on the fairways. ๐Ÿ˜ถ


PAWAPh 44M
13187 posts
4/28/2020 5:57 pm

*That's Good Stuff*

Thanks, Bud.

Jack


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 7:00 pm

    Quoting PAWAPh:
    *That's Good Stuff*

    Thanks, Bud.

    Jack
I don't know if you watch golf at all - but THAT'S, the way they talk.
Cheers ๐Ÿ‘


lok4fun500 110M
47467 posts
4/28/2020 7:58 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.๐Ÿค”
And you need balls for both!




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mc_justmc 60M  
6477 posts
4/28/2020 8:20 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Good point... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    They had a replay of the last year's PGA - where Rory won.
    Relaxing way to spend an evening.
    I've been looking for episodes of Father Knows Best... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess I can't get it. ๐Ÿค”
It's on Antenna TV, here it's channel 4.2 affiliated with our NBC channel. 2 episodes every morning starting at 8:00am, right after George Burns and before Dennis the Menace. The Power of Google:

Broadcast Channel Number Channel Name Tower City
9-1 CBC French CKSH-DT Sherbrooke
10-1 TVA in HD CFTM-DT Montreal
11-1 Global TV in HD CKMI-DT Sherbrooke
12-1 CTV CFCF-DT Montreal


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 8:57 pm

True... AND funny! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Now why isn't THAT addendum included with that OTHER part of the quote.
Good one! โ—I'll remember that one. ๐Ÿ‘
Ya got any other winners? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 9:04 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It's on Antenna TV, here it's channel 4.2 affiliated with our NBC channel. 2 episodes every morning starting at 8:00am, right after George Burns and before Dennis the Menace. The Power of Google:

    Broadcast Channel Number Channel Name Tower City
    9-1 CBC French CKSH-DT Sherbrooke
    10-1 TVA in HD CFTM-DT Montreal
    11-1 Global TV in HD CKMI-DT Sherbrooke
    12-1 CTV CFCF-DT Montreal
Wow! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I'm impressed... lol
I have a few of those stations ; I'll check them out.
Kool... Thanks for that information. I'm impressed that you found all that info.
Like you said - 'Google'. Amazing... lol


author51 57F  
99751 posts
4/28/2020 10:46 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.๐Ÿค”
Oh I loved this and all the double entendres when it comes to golf and sex...You always make me laugh out loud my coffee mate...They must have been playing a SKINS games...lol. xoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/28/2020 11:00 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Oh I loved this and all the double entendres when it comes to golf and sex...You always make me laugh out loud my coffee mate...They must have been playing a SKINS games...lol. xoxo
True... There are so many double meanings, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Happy to make you smile. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
You don't golf, do you?
Did you know that it's the sport that MOST closely, resembles 'life' from any other sport? ๐Ÿค”


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
4/29/2020 3:44 am

My ex-husband loves golf... Now I know why.


azriel1970 50M

4/29/2020 4:56 am

OMG I had to put own my coffee on the first line!!!! I knew if i tried drinking more I would lose it!!!! Awesome post my friend!!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰


WyoCowboy7751 67M
715 posts
4/29/2020 5:42 am

My Driver is Very lonely and would Luv too get out and make a, "Hole in One."


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/29/2020 4:28 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    My ex-husband loves golf... Now I know why.
I guess he liked to play with balls.
Golf isn't a sport - it's a mindset.
I'm sure you have your escape? Don't you? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/29/2020 4:32 pm

    Quoting azriel1970:
    OMG I had to put own my coffee on the first line!!!! I knew if i tried drinking more I would lose it!!!! Awesome post my friend!!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰
So... I owe you a coffee โ˜•... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
No worries... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Golf is an analogy for life... if you think about it.


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/29/2020 4:34 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    My Driver is Very lonely and would Luv too get out and make a, "Hole in One."
Sounds like a plan. Right?
Go for it and thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘


sexyldy1000 59F  
6817 posts
4/29/2020 7:41 pm

Just like life, in golf ๐ŸŒ๏ธ , a few inches can make a huge difference ๐Ÿ˜Š.

Stimulate my mind and let's see what happens
Today Is World Suicide Prevention Day


scoupe42 57M  
8921 posts
4/29/2020 8:42 pm

Now that's funny!


nudistathome233 59M

4/29/2020 11:33 pm

Wierd.

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author51 57F  
99751 posts
4/29/2020 11:57 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    True... There are so many double meanings, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Happy to make you smile. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
    You don't golf, do you?
    Did you know that it's the sport that MOST closely, resembles 'life' from any other sport? ๐Ÿค”
I am a golfer since the age of 12 my coffee mate.Love the game and get out with my girlfriends a few times every summer...xoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 5:46 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Just like life, in golf ๐ŸŒ๏ธ , a few inches can make a huge difference ๐Ÿ˜Š.
lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reeeleee... I thought size didn't matter? Or does it? ๐Ÿค”
Or are you talking about length... of the putter?


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 5:52 am

Keep your putter safe! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 5:53 am

Not what you expected? ๐Ÿค” Keep your putter protected! ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 5:55 am

    Quoting author51:
    I am a golfer since the age of 12 my coffee mate.Love the game and get out with my girlfriends a few times every summer...xoxo
I used to be an avid golfer but I got bored with six hour rounds of golf โ›ณ
Back in the day, I'd be first off the tee and play a round in under three. Now THAT, was funny fun! ๐Ÿ‘
So... I'd play around with you! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Yep I meant play a round... ๐Ÿ˜Š


BeccaLuvs 58F  
18759 posts
4/30/2020 9:02 am

Big grin - guess there are many similarities between sex and golf Paul! Guess we're all in the same boat as regards having to watch many, many re-runs at the mo!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 11:25 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Big grin - guess there are many similarities between sex and golf Paul! Guess we're all in the same boat as regards having to watch many, many re-runs at the mo!
I find classic (previously played) golf on tv just mind numbing enough - that I can multitask and do other things at the same time.
Is there a program you've rediscovered in all this 'enclosure'? Then again... where you live? I'd rather be outdoors. Which is what I try to do over here in that it's spring and all. ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž


smartasswoman 62F  
33360 posts
4/30/2020 11:46 am

>>It is SO, totally frustrating when it goes in the rough.
Oh... you were talking about golf โ›ณ, right?
I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't.
Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

I'll be honest, I haven't had a lot of experiences of being able to communicate effectively. Very typical would be for me to ask, "Could you lighten up your touch there?" and the person does, but within a few minutes they forget and go back to their usual habits.

As for whether *I* am coachable - I'd like to think so, but you'd have to ask my past partners, lol. I can share one testimonial, which is that one person who didn't think he particularly enjoyed blowjobs, decided that actually he did.


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 3:52 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    >>It is SO, totally frustrating when it goes in the rough.
    Oh... you were talking about golf โ›ณ, right?
    I wonder... What if one person is good at sex - and the other isn't.
    Can you still say both people would enjoy it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

    I'll be honest, I haven't had a lot of experiences of being able to communicate effectively. Very typical would be for me to ask, "Could you lighten up your touch there?" and the person does, but within a few minutes they forget and go back to their usual habits.

    As for whether *I* am coachable - I'd like to think so, but you'd have to ask my past partners, lol. I can share one testimonial, which is that one person who didn't think he particularly enjoyed blowjobs, decided that actually he did.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ True... about habits - they might be tough to break ; for some.
Hey... if you're a good listener ; then you're coachable. ๐Ÿ˜Šโ—
Now about that BJ? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh well... I imagine I'll never know but I'll take your word for it. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ’•


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
4/30/2020 9:10 pm

It is, isn't it? ๐Ÿค” lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey... Thanks for dropping by. Pop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘


sexyldy1000 59F  
6817 posts
5/1/2020 5:01 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reeeleee... I thought size didn't matter? Or does it? ๐Ÿค”
    Or are you talking about length... of the putter?
Size? Length? Irrelevant if the user doesnโ€™t know what they are doing ๐Ÿ˜‰

Stimulate my mind and let's see what happens
Today Is World Suicide Prevention Day


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
5/1/2020 6:40 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Size? Length? Irrelevant if the user doesnโ€™t know what they are doing ๐Ÿ˜‰
Hmmm... Makes sense.
And what if he doesn't... know EXACTLY, what to do? Are you patient enough to give lessons? ๐Ÿค”
You know... EVERY great golfer ๐ŸŒ๏ธ - took a lesson. They weren't born with the knowledge of how to use a club. ๐Ÿ˜Š


CharlesD6996 50M  
287 posts
5/1/2020 11:22 am

And you wonder why guys like sports

All the best,

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Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
5/2/2020 12:19 am

Among sports ; I'd say golf lends itself to sexual innuendo, the easiest.
As far as relaxing hobbies go - if it were so long to play, it would be on my list.
Are you a golfer?
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
5/3/2020 4:50 pm

This is a test of my bling, which I never use...

ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ Test over...


Paulxx001 63M
16344 posts
5/10/2020 7:27 am

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    My Driver is Very lonely and would Luv too get out and make a, "Hole in One."
That certainly sounds like a plan ! Go for it !!!


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