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Dark Meat Special!
 
Flying solo now, at my age, and still having a damn good time. Could be hard for most, but "The True African Queen" makes it look like a fairy tale!
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If You have Ever Emailed Me...
Posted:May 3, 2020 8:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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and you do not see your name here in this post...

One, I was able read and respond your email directly, so you should have gotten some sort of response.

Two, I wasn't able read it, as it was too long, or in some cases, appear to me in a foreign language I could not read or comprehend.

, your approaches were so dreadful, I took offense. You need to go back and read my profile again. They wouldn't let change it one guy, but the profile should read like such. And if it helps, it is the 50 year old black, not the 74 year white one now. So read it again, and remember, vulgar is not sexy! And aggressive is more animalistic than romantic. And try again, if you are really that interested in a session with me. Or for best results, just answer me here in my blog. After all, if there is that much shame in your game, that means there no way my claim fame.

Or four, I was not interested enough pursue the matter, one way or the other.


I will say it again for those who are not paying attention...there is only the dark meat special here now. I am reiterating that for two guys who wrote, so Bottomthird, you have an interesting profile, but if you really want to be the bottom third here, you are barking the wrong tree. And for Fireart, there is only one of us now, but I would be more than willing show that more than just milk can do the body good...sexual chocol sweet brown sugar...do I need go . lol Along a similar train of thought, I have two words for Countryfun3, HELL YEAH! I just hope he remembers his question! lol And JObud4JObud, you know how I roll now, so the ball is now in your court!

I also deem it necessary say that after looking at my hotlist, if I have hot listed you this year, you are probably in good standing with as well.

Well, I have have probably pissed off a few people, one way or another, and I have a lot going on this morning for some reason. Thank you guys for the attention, and I will be back sooner than later!!!
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Slightly calling you out, fellas! A little eye candy, ladies!
Posted:Sep 25, 2019 12:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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It has been a while, mainly because I did not expect be a hit here. But I had 46 emails when I came on. Slightly flattered, but mostly pissed. Surely, you guys, and they were all guys, can't be that fixed on two pictures that you can not read, a status, a profile or a blog post first. I left my status alone so hoping you will see it, but I'm spelling it out here too.

This was started by a homosexual interracial couple who loved doing massages on men. Well, the lighter one became a , bumped into some and got married. The darker became something of a lady of the night, had a lot of fun, and enjoys life now as a personal massage therapist and sex party facilitator and host for men only events. I think we are both happier apart than together. However, my approach to relationship different now...I want to know what I'm getting, get a sample and then, see if it can be a fairy tale romance. Point being, there is only one guy here now....the dark meat special.

Now, I am typing this before I explore who is on now, who has flirted, hot-listed, friended, commented or even looked at me. So anyone I reference to from here on, happened before today. I will not be using their names on the profile, but I will want to make sure they know I'm talking to them!


Now, I have categorized my emails....potential patron, possible playmate, no way in hell, picture perfect, interesting, feelings mutual and a couple of others. I assume you can't see these, or see where your emails ended up. But I do want to thank you all for taking the time to write, and even though I could not read them all, I did do enough research to match an adequate decision about which stack you belong in.

Just remembered one....Awful approaches! And I feel the need to share this one because, some of you may still have a fighting chance. Being the "lady" that I am, some of you may have approached me too aggressively, abrasively, or just plain crudely. For personal relationships, I'm a kinky, sensual, freaky, erotic, extreme romantic, requiring a more gentlemanly approach, some subtlety, not to mention a little time and foreplay before the animal shows up. Some of you, however, after doing my research, had something in your profile or perhaps in a picture, that saved you from the "No Way In Hell" pile. So if you think your approach was the reason you did see any references to you here, feel free to try again. There were at least two of you as I recall.

Actually, two seems to be the magic number, as there were also two guys that went into the potential patron file, as well as two that will get mentioned here. Not by name! I'm not a cock-blocker, and with this site being opened to everyone, I feel like attaching some guys to me without permission, might be a disservice to them. Some ladies don't want their men playing with men, some couples on play together, some guys are not cool with their bisexual or homosexual side, or have friends, co-workers and such that wouldn't be. So, I'm already thinking of you. But I still want you to know that I am interested, if you are. So there is a trucker driver named Ryan and a thirty year old not far from me in Bloomington who have certainly made the grade!

Okay, once again, I don't use the site, so I am limited in what I can do here. But there is no shame in my game! I have been kind, polite and well behaved, for your benefit guys, not my own. I have no problem talking any of you guys right here off my blog, and it would go a long way showing me you are man enough, or have balls enough, hang with me, if you could react in kind. It would be nice if you did, before I find you good enough ask for...by name!


One more thing, some guys got happy as I was writing this, so there is a small chance that there will be another small post, responding those guys!
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The BBC? That Dark Meat Fantasy? Why?
Posted:Jan 25, 2019 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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My plan is to actually break it down for you over the next few posts, going through my pros and cons of several groups of men I've encountered during my work and ! However, i was actually chatting with someone here, who lead me into this thought process, and I wanted to share it with you before I left, or I forgot!

not dissing anyone. Not only am I one of them, but I just talked about my experiences with some in my last post. But rather it be that "thug love" or the perceived "BBC" or whatever, things seem to get lost in the shuffle!

Personally, I would say we usually have amazing lips and are awesome kissers. We also tend to smell good. And somehow, we tend to be selfish, yet passionate in the bedroom.

But I also believe in averages, and I strongly believe in balance! We will get into more of that in the next few blogs, but basically, the premise is...we are all equal, but that is over a long string of categories and areas. And where we lack in one area, we pick up somewhere else, which eventually makes us all even.

So not all black men are swinging in the double digits. And those with big asses usually come with man boobs. It's the trade-off, the cost for keeping everything in balance, even and equal.

That long string of categories... on that scale, something will meant more to you than others. Money, schlongs and sex may mean more to some than romance, intelligence or a sense of humor. I've ruined myself because, being in the sex trade or adult industry so long, I value the inner qualities more than the outer, and have grown finicky because of it. Still appreciate the hot ass and the beautiful cock, but more concerned with what they are attached to.

As I said, my neck few post will delved further into the realm, but this feels like both a good starter point and a great place to stop.

So if you are into full lips, great kissers, man boobs with big asses, nice cocks, talented but selfish lovers, that "thug love", type of thing, this is one way to go. But not the only one! And you desire, yearn, ache, long for and crave something else, even if it is only for a spell, stick around! No pictures this time, because this one was not planned!
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My History with Dark Meat!!!
Posted:Oct 13, 2018 2:26 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2019 2:28 pm
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Over the next several posts, you are going to learn that I am that I am an equal opportunity playmate. Although I am a huge fan of the white man, be it the Ginger Bed Men, The Blonde Bumshell or the Brunette Duet, I also have the taste for the Asian Persuasion, the Middle Eastern Cock, The European He-Men, The Mediterranean and the rest!

I've started with my brothers because, although with just about everyone else, average or better will do, it now takes and exceptional black man to get my attention. And I think that is because, most of the qualities I seek in the company I keep tend to be fair removed from us. From the physical, like body hair, to the internal, like being romantic and even common interests, like sports and food, I am so far from the typical black male. But that was not always the case!


I came out very early, and in a rough black area. Fortunately, I wasn't a punk, and there were three easier and more feminine black guys to taunt in my neighborhood. Still, there was some lovely dark meat around, and my stealthy stalking and drooling didn't always work. There was this one acquaintance and his older brother who both had awesome cocks, but apparently, they were more fighters than lovers with me. lol There were these two gorgeous guys, Eric and Dennis, who lived down the street from me, but all I really did was drool from my bedroom window in a cup. And Sammy, this gorgeous guy a street over, I would just smile and drool watching him from the back. God, he was gorgeous. Hell, I even made a huge ass out of myself, concerning one of the only really friendly guys in the neighborhood, to the point of his mother issuing a threat at me. That actually made me think he was still hot, but less of a man, as he needed his mother to fight for him, even though he was older and much bigger than I. For some reason, things got easier when our community was forced into a white school district.

Actually, I think it was because, between my image, my money and my brains, I was perceived to be the only black guy who could compete in the new school system. But the fabulous thing was... with all races, it became more acceptable to taunt me by using their bodies to privately, secretly, and even sometimes publicly get what they wanted from me. I remember white guys like Jim and Tony, playing with my nipples, ass and occasionally cock, to get a few bucks for lunch. Then this hairy guy, Jimmy started regularly whipping out his shit for me to see. But I remember this cute little guy, Reggie, being the first one to do it in my neighborhood. And this opened up the floodgates for some play in my neck of the woods.


I remember my first regular playmate being Tony, and we would play together for like four years. He was almost average in every way but boy, did he smell good. Of course, we had to sneak around, literally doing it in closets or under his bed. As it would turn out, I was gay and he was bisexual, so he eventually moved on. But if I were to be completely honest, I must have been pretty good, even though I didn't exactly know what I was doing. I mean, whatever we did, he got off, fucking or sucking, but I didn't really realize what I was missing out on until Andre!

Andre was this gorgeous guy, and he was probably one of the most popular guys in the neighborhood. Not only was he gorgeous, but he was funny and fun, with a lot of friends, and even more girl friends he was kicking it with. There were so many reasons that I so didn't see anything with him happening. I'm going to call him secretly bisexual, because he was knocking up girls while he was playing with me. But he was awesome! And talented. The boy could work a nipple, and I loved eating his ass. And he was an amazing kisser! But more importantly, after five years in the homosexual arena, and a ridiculous story I refuse to share, I had my first orgasm, and of many with this amazing man.

In the Tony-Andre era, there would be a gorgeous light skinned guy, Marc, the most beautiful creature at the time, Dex, and Tyrone, and Damon, who had the most awesome cock. Then I would start my career, have a couple of relationships, get married and become a widow...twice.

Eventually I would become a bit of a slut, embracing both my homosexuality and my singleness after fourteen years of monogamy. I hung out with strippers like DeAndre, and Pepper, and Andreas and the fabulous JT. I paid hustlers like Dee, and Trey, and Lee, who outside of my first husband has the biggest dick I've ever seen. I even dated Angelo, and Ernest, and Dewayne, who would be the only black guy I would truly call hairy! And yes, I even made a few mistakes. Like Drake, who was so afraid of HIV that even sucking his dick required a condom. And Junior, the worst experience I've ever had with a large, uncut cock.


These days, I've reached several conclusions. Black men are usually awesome kissers, though the breath can be an issue for someone who can't stand mint. And despite their size, man boobs seem to be acceptable, though the chests aren't usually hairy enough for me. Speaking of sizes, there doesn't seem to be such a thing as too much ass, though I think many, including my own is too much. And most don't keep theirs clean enough to work with. And most of them have beautiful asses or awesome cock, though you rarely fine both on the same body, and most don't pay enough attention to their skin or their feet. That's the physical.

Most gay and bisexual men want that "thug love," rough sex and quickies, large cocks on in charge, and think we are a great place to find that. And men in general tend to be more about sex, so things like intimacy, romance, sensuality, eroticism and even common interests gets lost in the shuffle. So what is a romantic, gentle, tender black teddy bear like me, who is beyond the "just sex" phase of his life suppose to do? The answer...occasionally settle for less on a lonely, desperate night, make that the justification for"making do," and continue waiting for that rare black creature who has the qualities I desire, and who is at least ready for a true "friends with benefits" with the possibility of more relationship!
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I Felt The.......
Posted:Nov 14, 2017 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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need to holler at some of you because you are contacting me through email, but I'm not able to read and respond to them all! If it isn't too public for you, I would suggest you respond to my blog post until I can communicate more effectively with you on an individual basis. To protect the guilty somewhat, I will not call you out by name, but I hope you will figure out I'm talking to you and find a way to respond!

To those five sexy mother fuckers,( and in most cases, that is a literal description,) who find themselves on my hot list, thank you for decorating each visit I make here. Very much appreciated, and if you ever need a massage, let me know!

To the couple who expressed an interest in one of the propositions mentioned in my last post, my would be very interested in what you have to offer. Unfortunately, he would be BWC, and not BBC. I'm sure the three of you would have a great time. In fact, he will be here in the morning for his weekly massage. I can get the balls rolling if you want. That would be the older one. The younger is more attractive, but not as endowed. And that could actually work out, as he could hit the girl, and the two spectators might end up playing among themselves. Hell, maybe even the two pairs could cum together in some way. I'm sure you all can figure this out. I'm just trying to help!

And to my friend here, I must say...I'm not trying to tease you. Maybe just tantalize, stimulate and arouse you! lol
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Party Hearty~The More, The Merrier!!!
Posted:Aug 8, 2015 11:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2017 8:03 am
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We touched upon my active social life before, but in this post, we are going to jump right in.

I've had six successful relationship with seven. yes, I had a menage a trois relationship for two years or so. In between my three husbands, I've paid a lot of hustlers and strippers. In my younger days, I was an and a hustler, but currently, I'm more of a masseur than an escort. And I started working for and writing for an organization dedicated to the homosexual group scene in 2006, so I've attended many orgies, gang bangs, sex parties, bath houses, nude beaches, playgrounds and such.

When I started with them, I hosted three strip poker nights a month, and I loved it. I love poker! I love nudity! I love sex! And I love men! Since January though, they have promoted me and are making me earn that extra green.

Although I only have to host two strip poker nights a month, though I still host three because I love it so much. In addition to that, I now host one jack off party a month, two cock-sucking parties a month, a massage party every other month, and two anything goes orgies a month, one during the day and one at night.

Now there is talk about a cross-dressers/ transvestite group, a mixed party groups for both males and females and a 35 and under group. Fortunately, I wouldn't have to host the mixed gender group.

That will be eleven parties a month, plus all my other responsibilities and obligations. Thank goodness I'm single or I would truly be wore out.

Guess I'm just a special kind of dark meat! lol
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The Other Half of Life
Posted:Jun 17, 2015 2:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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As amazing and fun and crazy as the first half of my life has been, the second half seems to be putting it to shame. I think I'm going to have a legal name change and then, write several autobiographical books on my life, in hopes of no one connecting the two. lol

Seriously, think about this. I had my first book of poetry published at five years old. Would you think I would somehow get that to turn into publishing three monthly publications on the homosexual group scene?

What about this? In my early days, though I was attractive, I would never have jeopardized a friendship for a night of ecstasy and passion. Now, about 80% of my friends I have had sex with. Not only that, but a good share of those waited years for our moment to occur. And I'm still recycling guys from my past, as well as taking applications from new guys wanting to be a part of my world!

Speaking of recycling, how about this? Decades ago, a hot hairy, white guy, David, wanted to hang out with a black queen. So I donned a wig, nails, makeup, shoes and wardrobe, and Teniqua was born. And David was absolutely crazy about Teniqua, taking her to dinner, dancing at the bars, making out in cars and restrooms around town. Eventually, David's life would take him in another direction and Teniqua? She now has a page on Facebook where all she does is talk shit, have fun and the guys still love her, even though they know she's not real.

Particularly during this Gay Pride month, several of my drag personas have been in high demand. Savannah played coy in Indy. Shelika rocked them in Kansas City. Anita killed in Saint Petersburg and hopes to get back there before the month...wait for me stripper boys! And Folana has to appear in Las Vegas and Atlantic City.

And on top of all of this, I have a thriving massage business, work at a major hospital and a museum, and became a Master to an ultra sexy boy this year. Yes, I can be He-Man as well! I'm hosting three times as many sex parties as I had been.

If I was blessed or lucky before, I must be living a charmed life now!
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What is the most romantic duet for Valentine's Day?
Posted:Feb 11, 2014 10:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2015 11:01 pm
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Sitting in the hot tub, right? Sipping champagne, right? Sampling various chocolates, right? Got somebody sexy and cool to join you in it one Valentine's Day, the day for lovers or at least loving, check? What could fuck this up? Getting out of the water every five minute or so to change the music! So I'm burning a CD to put on repeat, at least while we are in there. And I want to keep with the duet theme.

So I have put some of my favorite pretty duets, but not necessarily love songs. Let's face it..."Same Script, Different Cast" is pretty, but Whitney Houston and Deborah Cox fighting over a man doesn't inspire romance. And as gorgeous as it is, Michael McDonald and Patti LaBelle talking about being "On My Own" isn't cutting it either. Let's just hope the lyrics aren't what he's focusing on. And of course, I already put "Endless Love" on there, but it had to be the original, because even I didn't care for the remake.

So I have a few ideas listed below, and please, feel free to add some into comments, and if I have it, it's on. Hell, might even sell copies of this one in my store. Anyway, help a brother out here!!! Thanks!!!
Don't Know Much~ Aaron Neville & Linda Ronstadt
A Whole New World~ Peabo Bryson & Regina Bell
Unforgettable~ Natalie Cole & Nat King Cole
All The Way~ Frank Sinatra & Celine Dion
When I Fall In Love~ Celine Dion & Clive Barker
Spend My Life With You~ Eric Benet & Tamia
Never In My Wildest Dreams~ Barry White & Tina Turner
All Of You~ Julio Iglesias & Diana Ross
Reservations For Two~ Dionne Warwick & Kashif
Other (Please Specify)
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Making It Work For You!!!
Posted:Nov 3, 2013 4:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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As many of you know, in the gay world, once you've reached 35 or so, you are considered over the hill, out to pasture and old. Well, being single now and over the point of no return, lol, I have decided to use my wisdom to balance things out a bit and make the younger gay give a second look or thought to me.

One, I use the stereotypes out there for black men. Yes, I have the full lips, but I'm also a fabulous kisser. Yes, I'm a pretty good dancer and don't mind working my big, beautiful black ass to my advantage. Sensual or dirty dancing has become my thing on the dance floor, but I also still got some moves that shock the twinks and chickens out there, especially at my age. And the preconceived notion about what's below the belt. I can use that too, especially since I also wear a size thirteen or fourteen shoe.

Two, I dressed to impress, but that doesn't mean I can't still cover my flaws or accentuate my assets. Black is slimming on everybody. Red and white look good on most of my brothers. I can even get away with orange or purple, but stay away from gray and brown. Two great pair of jeans, one black and one denim, that hug your ass and emphasize your jewels, with a sweater that doesn't cover either up. Hell, even material can help. Wearing crushed velvet, velour, satin or silk that holds on to the body invites some people to touch you.

There's no fool like an old fool, so don't get out there doing anything that's going to make you look stupid just to get attention. If you can't dance, don't you dare hit that dance floor. Talk about music near the dancing area instead. Most of us can hold our liquor better than the youngsters, so hang around the bar. And don't be afraid to spend a few bucks to flirt with a guy. Cowboy cocksuckers, fuzzy navels, sex on the beach, blow jobs, hot sex and body shots are just a few of the ways I flirt with a guy without saying a word. And if you are good at pool, darts or those damn computer games, use that to your advantage.

And don't look desperate! Try building a reputation instead. Be that wallflower that when certain songs come on, has the moves of a jungle cat. Become that happy drunk that wants everyone to have fun and join his party. Hell, you can build a rep for just about anything, and it doesn't have to be bad. If you are a good kisser, become the Makeout Artist. Become a Scent Gent because you always smell so good. Guys love to hug those! Be that Dancing Queen, or that Sport Cohort, or that Pool Shark. If you build a good rep for yourself, not only will people come to expect and appreciate you for it, but you will feel good doing it. But make sure your reputation is positive. "He gives good head once his teeth are on the bar" is not something you really want to be known for, is it? Nicknames like "Bottom's Up" and "Knee Pads" probably won't help much either.

And finally, don't be afraid to go home alone sometimes. Keep some reasonable degree of standards for yourself and what you want to take home with you. I know, we all get those beer goggles from time to time, but if your rep becomes that, it won't be pretty. And we already have a hard enough time getting noticed among the cute young faces and hot bodies in the room without making ourselves look even less attractive.

Some may call us old, but I prefer to think of myself as seasoned or experienced. So let's use our strengths ( wisdom, intelligence, wit, humor, and yeah, even a little bit of money) to earn our spots in the bar right there with the youngsters and the hotties! Don't leave me out here all alone, demonstrating the benefits of hanging with a more "practiced" homosexual!
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What Did I Do?
Posted:Oct 7, 2013 12:54 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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Every since Dee and I split up and he moved to Brownsburg, I have made some improvements on myself and in my life, and the results have been noted, by other people.

Dee & I still run our four hands massage business together, so we get together every two weeks unless we have plans or . Well we just saw each other for the first time in over a month, and the only thing I noticed was a new haircut and style, that some stylist said would make him look younger.

I had noticed that I'm wearing more ostentatious clothing, since I have been working out and trying to work on my weight. Last week, I not only dressed up for the first time in years, I also wore a pair of jeans for the first time in over a decade. See, I only have four pair, each were a gift from different guys who somehow managed to achieve the perfect fit at the time, even before he saw me naked. And even though it isn't the style these days to wear jeans that fit everywhere perfect, I was thrilled to be able to do so.

I shave more now, going from once a week to every other day. I'm getting closer to the 96 bottles of cologne I use to wear in my heyday. And I try to show off my lower half and arms without emphasizing my man boobs. I'm actually starting to feel like my old self again.

More importantly I guess, is that others are noticing me now too. I can rarely walk down my street without a car horn, a yell, an unsolicited comment or a vehicle stopping for me. At my favorite bar, everyone who hugs me comments on how good I smell, though sometimes comments like "almond joy" or "peach cobbler" have me concerned. My reputation as "Kisseyface" has been restored. And guys nearly half my age chose to hang out with me because I dance my ass off, drink like a fish and smoke clove cigars.

So what have I done? I've started living like I did in my twenties. And thank goodness, not only am I pulling it off, but I'm loving it!!!
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The Argument Causing Massage!
Posted:Aug 18, 2013 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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By now, you all know that Dee and I no longer live together, but still manage to run our massage business together.

What I'm pretty sure very few of you know is that Dee has an interesting sex history. See, Dee has an addictive personality, which means he can easily become addicted to anything inducing a high in him. Cigarettes, alcohol, other libations. His choice is sex, and so he has always wanted a great deal of it. And with him being bisexual, men or women would do, which created problems with his family and his marriage. I just insisted on being in the room when he did anything, so I could make sure it was safe and not with something unacceptable to me. After all, at some point, I have to chase after that shit!

About twelve years ago, Dee learned he had prostate cancer, and had to have it removed. Two years after that, he had a pump put in. The good news is once he's pumped up, he stays hard forever, or until he deflates. And he has eight minute orgasms. The bad news is that he only feels sensations in certain spots, and he no longer makes a mess.

This is relevant because I recently had an unusual . See, Dee has basically retired from the massage business, only coming out for out calls and four hand massages. So I get most of the .

Anyway, my massage had suffered three bouts of prostate and colon cancer, so not only did they tale everything out of the anal cavity, but they also closed it up. That's right...the asshole has no asshole! However, the guy still had the ability to create a mess. Dee didn't believe me, so I did some research.

Now, if there are any doctors, nurses, or guys reading this that are in a position to expand of my knowledge or correct me, by all means, feel free to do so.

But from what I have been able to ascertain, cum is compose by three parts of the male reproductive system. 5 to 10% of it is a fluid produced by the prostate, which can be stimulated and created a more intense release, but alone, doesn't actually increase the amount of ejaculate a man releases. 30 to 40% is actually sperm, which is produced in the testicles and travels to meet the other components of cum. And the remaining 50 to 65% is seminal fluid produces in the seminal vesicles, which is then sent down the vas deferens.

So a man who has only had only his prostate removed is still capable of making a mess, though it may take more work and may not have as much in the end result. But when a pump is put in, the vas deferens is cut to stop the flow. And since the pump recycles the saline solution, all you need is a means of sending the solution to the head to get hard, and a way to forced the solution back into the reservoir to deflate, not requiring any liquid from the reproductive system at all. Thus, no mess, but a whole lot of fuss if you ask me! lol

Did I get that right? I hope I got that right! Oh, and please correct my spelling on those technical terms. I was so impressive with my lower head, I think my upper head forgot I was a national spelling bee champion!
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Amicable Split & A Pile of Shit!!!
Posted:Mar 10, 2013 8:39 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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Let me start with the piece of crap, the mound of manure, the fine collection of feces first.

It is fine to have a nice body, pretty ass and a nice cock, but that alone will not get you very far, at least not with me. My partner might be another story, but definitely not with me. I would rather deal with an average everything, face included, than someone who turns into toilet turd the moment he opens his mouth. Inner beauty is far more important to me. Attitude is just rude, dude!

The first somebody who actually contacted us for a meeting this year is who I'm referring to. We didn't write you, you wrote us! Not just here, but our personal email as well. We haven't faked a profile here. We said we were an older, interracial couple. But you rudely turned on us without even seeing us. The last email you sent was just inappropriate. So Josh, not his name here, it looks like we dodge a bullet with you. No matter what you wrap it in my friend, shit will still be shit!

And the other piece of news we wish to share with our readers is... Dee and I have decided to let life take us in our separate directions. He wishes to move closer to his family and try to reconnect after his divorce, and I have decided to stay here and enjoy my friends, the beautiful, wonderful men around me and enjoy my gay life.

We will still be doing four hand massages on the weekends, and plan to be good friends. We will both run separate massage businesses during the week. I will take over this blog, and I suspect he will not have one here.

Thank you for hanging out with us here, and I hope you will continue to read come this summer when his move is final. For the next few months, we will continue to do our thing here together, but by June, it may be all me.

One last thing, we appreciate your concern, but would rather not read the "I'm sorry" responses or "best of luck" messages. We both feel we will be happier as individuals, going after the things we still long for in our twilight years!

Until next time, thank you so much for reading.
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Jay's Investigation!!!
Posted:Feb 26, 2013 9:51 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 5:29 pm
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Jay has decided that every Wednesday now, he is going to make a list of guys, like David Letterman, but with more than ten and probably pissing more guys off then anything.

He hasn't decided which ones will come first, but he has a slew of them. Hot bloggers, Guys in our city, Guys in our State, Guys near our vacation homes, Guys who have contacted us, etc. He says it will be just like his old drag show routine, but the guys will not be in his presence but on this site that he noticed for some reason. It is our hope that this will get us a few more online buddies, but also to get some of this guys who have contacted us to pay us a visit or invite us there. We try to keep our weekends free to party and misbehave and have a good time, and we would really like to meet some of the guys we have come across on this site.

If you wish not to be ever written about by Jay, the best thing to do is to go unnoticed by him. Don't post a picture, so you won't make out hot list. Don't look at our picture, because we go through that list regularly. Don't flirt or hot list us. Don't read or watch our blog. Don't write us. Just don't give him any reason to notice you, and you should be fine.

He plans to write one tomorrow, so I thought I would give you guys a heads up.
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