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SilyconBond 52M  
214 posts
7/22/2020 4:25 pm

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This is for men only – Women don’t read.


Caution, the following is meant for a mature male audience and will offend most individuals without a biological appendage called a penis. Reader discretion is advised.

I’m 52 now, and I feel I need to leave something behind for you younger guys that have been in long term relationships and just want to get laid tomorrow night from your significant other.

Yes, …it won’t help today, or even tonight. There is some prep work you have to do the day before and some understanding of the psychology of your own mind. You’ll never understand women so don’t even try. Just accept that they do crazy shit for crazy reasons and most of the time will blame the male in the relationship for allowing her to it.

I call it “The All-Day Text Tease.”

Tools needed: You probably already own a cell phone, that’s all you need as far as tools.

Extra Money: Really not necessary, flowers and dinner are a fail. Women love flowers but most don’t give you sex from a gift. I know guys that gave away thousands of dollars in jewelry not get any sex, and their relationship crashed soon after. Statistically, a million-dollar or more<b> wedding </font></b>ring brings divorce within three years. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian anyone? It’s better to give your time than any other gift.

Mindset: Men are good at a single objective. So your mindset should be, “Is this fun for her?” Not “what can she do for me?” Or any other bullshit that makes the interaction boring. If you think its fun, it’s best to test and try something similar the next time.

Number one rule when dealing with ANY woman. “Don’t be boring.” I realized since I wrote this that my own profile on this site IS very boring. It reads like a job app. I’m gonna change it, later, this is way more important to me right now. Not a person is brave enough to tell me it sucks so far that’s read it. Been here almost a month and I have not messaged anyone of the hundreds of people that have looked at it so far to start the conversation anyway. I write too many blog posts.

On my cell, I have the option of sending a text later. This is a tool that I use sometimes because I go long periods where no one can reach me. It's better to feed little tidbits of mind food throughout the day instead of dumping a mountain of mind food on a girl last minute. My belief is sex is always more mental than physical with women. Everything a man does…she thinks about it.

Ok, onto the script for “The All-Day Text Tease.”

I set up the following text examples and set the clock for when I want them to be sent.

->Got up this morning and forgot to ask you for a bj, I mean where did I put my sunglasses? 08:07
-> Damn, this meeting is going long. If you were to do a striptease on this meeting table I would be more interested. 10:17
-> Man, your lips would look good wrap around my dick right now, instead of me staring at this particle map. 11:37
-> Would they? This map is pretty interesting. 11:38
->How much trouble would I be in if I took my pants off and ran around the building screaming “Freedom from the oppression of pants!”? 13:13
-> Do you want a nookie? 15:52
-> Whoops misspelled cookie, but I’m open for the other. 15:53
->Trying to get my butt home so I can touch yours. 16:21

So, these are silly examples, but I’m a silly guy. Never have them on a regular schedule. Always odd intervals for the times unless one follows right after the other.

Pictures add visual dimension. I wish I had that option. Most of the time I have security stickers on my cell for my work.

Set it up the day before.

Even if every single line of text fails or is in the wrong context, deny it. Lie about it. Evidence never matters if she is having fun.

I do this all the time in card games with girls. “I’m pretty sure 8’s are wild.” After playing gin. Or my favorite, when I lost a hand, I take off my shirt. “Oh, I thought this was strip go fish!”

“What? I’m standing in front of you and I just sent a text to you. Who are you going to believe? Me or your stupid lying cell?” or “ You must not have had cell coverage till now. “
It’s especially fun if she catches you. Women ALWAYS love to find out the guy is not doing something she expects. Remember rule number 1?

You have to tailor the texts to your girl to be effective. It's better to be suggestive or inquisitive than direct.

Example.
You wanting to say: “I want to fuck.”
Instead, try,
“Is it better when I nibble on your left ear or right ear when I have my cock buried in your pussy?”

I’ve never used that line, but will in the future. If we all use it together it would be even more fun. Can you imagine the girls getting together and tell each other that they got THAT text? When more than one woman gangs up on you, it’s a win. Once, I was shouted down by a five women group one night, and I ended up sleeping with one because of the way I reacted to them. That’s another post for another time.

Don’t be a single dimension guy. If you are vulgar and curse in person, be polite, and don’t curse in texts. Are you are nice in person, be an asshole in texts. Then later switch to a different personality altogether. It pushes girls into a different realm of thinking.

Asshole example, You: “I’m not giving you any dick till you go get me some wings.”
Another, “Stop thinking bout my dick and get back to work.”

If you have rapport…those will actually work….if not, they won’t. Funny story, I had a gay friend actually text me the second one at 3 am first. I stole it and used it a couple times successfully.

BTW…I know women read this. You can’t stop Author51 from reading anything she sees. My god, I wish I owned a company that did research into social history or social promotion. Not only would I pay her twice as much as the going rate, but I would also get a panic attack for my printer being too slow printing out a contract for her. I really admire her creativity in her blog. I would NEVER ever send her those texts above.

I’d send her ones that are more assholey. Ones that would make her want to throw large heavy objects at me. I’m really good at dodge-ball.

SilyconBond 52M  
110 posts
7/22/2020 4:26 pm

Caution, the following is meant for a mature male audience and will offend most individuals without a biological appendage called a penis. Reader discretion is advised.

I’m 52 now, and I feel I need to leave something behind for you younger guys that have been in long term relationships and just want to get laid tomorrow night from your significant other.

Yes, …it won’t help today, or even tonight. There is some prep work you have to do the day before and some understanding of the psychology of your own mind. You’ll never understand women so don’t even try. Just accept that they do crazy shit for crazy reasons and most of the time will blame the male in the relationship for allowing her to it.

I call it “The All-Day Text Tease.”

Tools needed: You probably already own a cell phone, that’s all you need as far as tools.

Extra Money: Really not necessary, flowers and dinner are a fail. Women love flowers but most don’t give you sex from a gift. I know guys that gave away thousands of dollars in jewelry not get any sex, and their relationship crashed soon after. Statistically, a million-dollar or more wedding ring brings divorce within three years. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian anyone? It’s better to give your time than any other gift.

Mindset: Men are good at a single objective. So your mindset should be, “Is this fun for her?” Not “what can she do for me?” Or any other bullshit that makes the interaction boring. If you think its fun, it’s best to test and try something similar the next time.

Number one rule when dealing with ANY woman. “Don’t be boring.” I realized since I wrote this that my own profile on this site IS very boring. It reads like a job app. I’m gonna change it, later, this is way more important to me right now. Not a person is brave enough to tell me it sucks so far that’s read it. Been here almost a month and I have not messaged anyone of the hundreds of people that have looked at it so far to start the conversation anyway. I write too many blog posts.

On my cell, I have the option of sending a text later. This is a tool that I use sometimes because I go long periods where no one can reach me. It's better to feed little tidbits of mind food throughout the day instead of dumping a mountain of mind food on a girl last minute. My belief is sex is always more mental than physical with women. Everything a man does…she thinks about it.

Ok, onto the script for “The All-Day Text Tease.”

I set up the following text examples and set the clock for when I want them to be sent.

->Got up this morning and forgot to ask you for a bj, I mean where did I put my sunglasses? 08:07
-> Damn, this meeting is going long. If you were to do a striptease on this meeting table I would be more interested. 10:17
-> Man, your lips would look good wrap around my dick right now, instead of me staring at this particle map. 11:37
-> Would they? This map is pretty interesting. 11:38
->How much trouble would I be in if I took my pants off and ran around the building screaming “Freedom from the oppression of pants!”? 13:13
-> Do you want a nookie? 15:52
-> Whoops misspelled cookie, but I’m open for the other. 15:53
->Trying to get my butt home so I can touch yours. 16:21

So, these are silly examples, but I’m a silly guy. Never have them on a regular schedule. Always odd intervals for the times unless one follows right after the other.

Pictures add visual dimension. I wish I had that option. Most of the time I have security stickers on my cell for my work.

Set it up the day before.

Even if every single line of text fails or is in the wrong context, deny it. Lie about it. Evidence never matters if she is having fun.

I do this all the time in card games with girls. “I’m pretty sure 8’s are wild.” After playing gin. Or my favorite, when I lost a hand, I take off my shirt. “Oh, I thought this was strip go fish!”

“What? I’m standing in front of you and I just sent a text to you. Who are you going to believe? Me or your stupid lying cell?” or “ You must not have had cell coverage till now. “
It’s especially fun if she catches you. Women ALWAYS love to find out the guy is not doing something she expects. Remember rule number 1?

You have to tailor the texts to your girl to be effective. It's better to be suggestive or inquisitive than direct.

Example.
You wanting to say: “I want to fuck.”
Instead, try,
“Is it better when I nibble on your left ear or right ear when I have my cock buried in your pussy?”

I’ve never used that line, but will in the future. If we all use it together it would be even more fun. Can you imagine the girls getting together and tell each other that they got THAT text? When more than one woman gangs up on you, it’s a win. Once, I was shouted down by a five women group one night, and I ended up sleeping with one because of the way I reacted to them. That’s another post for another time.

Don’t be a single dimension guy. If you are vulgar and curse in person, be polite, and don’t curse in texts. Are you are nice in person, be an asshole in texts. Then later switch to a different personality altogether. It pushes girls into a different realm of thinking.

Asshole example, You: “I’m not giving you any dick till you go get me some wings.”
Another, “Stop thinking bout my dick and get back to work.”

If you have rapport…those will actually work….if not, they won’t. Funny story, I had a gay friend actually text me the second one at 3 am first. I stole it and used it a couple times successfully.

BTW…I know women read this. You can’t stop Author51 from reading anything she sees. My god, I wish I owned a company that did research into social history or social promotion. Not only would I pay her twice as much as the going rate, but I would also get a panic attack for my printer being too slow printing out a contract for her. I really admire her creativity in her blog. I would NEVER ever send her those texts above.

I’d send her ones that are more assholey. Ones that would make her want to throw large heavy objects at me. I’m really good at dodge-ball.


CharlesD6996 50M  
296 posts
7/22/2020 5:05 pm

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
--Patches O'Houlihan

Interesting post...

All the best,

Post Me


SilyconBond 52M  
110 posts
7/22/2020 5:10 pm

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
    --Patches O'Houlihan

    Interesting post...
That a was fucking awesome comeback. Thank you. You gave me good feels.


positively4you 71F  
4106 posts
7/22/2020 6:28 pm

I had to look. Thanks for the 😂 laugh


SilyconBond replies on 7/23/2020 3:21 am:
You are very welcome. Is that robe tied in a knot you are wearing in this picture or would my hands be able to slip it easily off?

Only_one_14 51F
1669 posts
7/22/2020 7:24 pm

How funny!! The ear and buried deep in the pussy got me good- I love the text adventures. 😂😂.

Seriously, those are great!!

“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.” ~ Oscar Wilde


Only_one_14 51F
1669 posts
7/22/2020 7:25 pm

FYI- if you were Keanu.... I’d be your Trinity ( just sayin) 😘😂💜

“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.” ~ Oscar Wilde


author51 57F
104483 posts
7/22/2020 11:59 pm

Oh my God..Those were brilliant and so are you..You had me spitting out my morning coffee and I am usually a swallower...lol. Now about that contract you mentioned, where do I sign? You my brilliant and oh so witty man, can text me anything you like and would not have to dodge anything other than a comeback from yours truly.....lol.xoxoxo


SilyconBond 52M  
110 posts
7/23/2020 3:24 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    How funny!! The ear and buried deep in the pussy got me good- I love the text adventures. 😂😂.

    Seriously, those are great!!
Thank you. You know what is great...cantaloupe, have no idea why I'm thinking about that sweet delicious fruit. I just feel the need right to smell and savor the taste of it.


SilyconBond 52M  
110 posts
7/23/2020 3:28 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    FYI- if you were Keanu.... I’d be your Trinity ( just sayin) 😘😂💜
I have a friend that spent a morning with the guy. Brags about how much of nice guy he is in person. I'm pretty sure I would be a Bill Murry to him standing side by side. It's a shame I look more like Gerard Butler in real life.


SilyconBond 52M  
110 posts
7/23/2020 3:34 am

    Quoting author51:
    Oh my God..Those were brilliant and so are you..You had me spitting out my morning coffee and I am usually a swallower...lol. Now about that contract you mentioned, where do I sign? You my brilliant and oh so witty man, can text me anything you like and would not have to dodge anything other than a comeback from yours truly.....lol.xoxoxo
Your welcome, but you just don't know me well enough yet. The more I read of your blog, the more I am convinced you would pick up the salt shaker first, then move onto the plates.
Thank you for the message.
It made me feel better. I should have read the comments after I listened to my voicemail this morning. How do you find the energy to write when something tragic happens in your life?


author51 57F
104483 posts
7/23/2020 5:17 am

    Quoting SilyconBond:
    Your welcome, but you just don't know me well enough yet. The more I read of your blog, the more I am convinced you would pick up the salt shaker first, then move onto the plates.
    Thank you for the message.
    It made me feel better. I should have read the comments after I listened to my voicemail this morning. How do you find the energy to write when something tragic happens in your life?
I promise I would not throw any salt shakers but I may throw The Book at you......lol.Writing is my passion along with having the therapeutic qualities when something tragic happens in life.. There is always a light that shines through every dark cloud and all one needs to do when sadness enters is look for it , realize just how precious and short life is and feel blessed still to wake up to a brand new day.. Through each sadness, there is still JOY..We make the inherent choice to be happy or sad.I choose happiness. Not much gets me down or holds me there..You are most welcome and thanks once again for making me smile.. Have a wonderful day...xoxo


author51 57F
104483 posts
7/23/2020 9:25 am

    Quoting SilyconBond:
    I have a friend that spent a morning with the guy. Brags about how much of nice guy he is in person. I'm pretty sure I would be a Bill Murry to him standing side by side. It's a shame I look more like Gerard Butler in real life.
Keeanu Reeves was born in Beirut but grew up here in Toronto, close to my home.. No wonder he is nice..lol. You had me at Gerard Butler BTW..


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