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Whack ass bitches part 2  

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10/22/2020 11:31 am
Whack ass bitches part 2


So. There I was. Again having talked to someone for about 3 weeks. She seemed cool and sorta normal. Psh. So much for that shit. We met up for a couple drinks. It seemed like things were going pretty good. We bullshitted for a couple hours. As I took her home, expecting a goodbye kiss, she says “I won’t even kiss you if you don’t have an updated std test you can show me”? Wtf really? I get tested every 6 months so I guess it’s time to go get tested again. She said she was down for everything if I had proof I was clean. So,, I go get all my tests. All negative.
Our next meeting, we started out with drinks. We go back to her apartment to have a couple more. I stopped and bought a big bottle of bourbon on the way. We have a drink there and she starts telling me her “rules”.
1. I need to take a shower. I need to use her soap. She will not shower with me as we are not boyfriend and girlfriend just fwb’s.
2. There will be no kissing. Again as we are not boyfriend and girlfriend.
3. The list goes on. Lol
So I said fuck it and start to play along. I take a shower. I use her soap. I get out for her to get in. I though “fuck it, I’ll make another drink and convince myself not to just leave “. I look for the bottle I just bought and it’s gone. Nowhere to be found. I opened the refrigerator. The freezer. Then every goddamn cabinet. Gone! At this point I’m like wtf it’s time to go. Nah, I didn’t do all this for nothing. She get out of the shower and gets in bed. I wanna get myself a little more excited so I go to<b> lick </font></b>that pussy. “You’re not gonna get me off so you might as well quit”. I hadn’t even licked it yet. Well, looks like I’m not gonna get you off at all because this all bored me so much, you can’t even get my dick hard (which happens when the wind blows).
Anyway. I had to cut out.

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