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Have fun !
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Posted:Jun 25, 2016 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2017 11:29 pm
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Have fun giving your penis nickname or your dildo . ENJOY!
DON'T BE SHY TO post your nick 
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There you go
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Posted:Jul 25, 2016 10:38 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2017 11:21 pm
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There you go for you eye candy crazies  
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Nice sexy thoughts...
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Posted:Dec 31, 2015 6:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2017 7:19 pm
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What my long sexy legs would do around nice hips ummm...
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New ways of adding
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Posted:Feb 9, 2009 5:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2016 10:17 pm
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Since, I'm new at this program for profiles coloring,
creating Background,Coloring.....
You may want to change yours and need help...
I may be able to help little bit learning
new things everyday....
Believe me, takes patience.....
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Example:
TO ADD MORE COLOR AND USING BLINGS TO MAKE IT MORE DECORATED
ON YOUR PROFILE OR BLOG...
These will be helpful link~~~> What are the uses (click on it)
This another link that will help explain more on
HTML CODING....
Link ~~~>Sexyfit Help Table of Contents
Click on these links it's will take you there
to explain more how you can work on create more
colorful profile....
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What if you named your Mypenis?
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Posted:Jul 2, 2007 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2015 12:01 pm
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What if you named your MyPenis?
Please excuse this humorous but disgusting letter
Did you every stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was MyPenis:
~ MyPenis ate my homework...
~ Oh,No! MyPenis is frothing at the mouth!
~ Sorry,I'm Late. I was playing with My Penis.
~ I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had
to keep MyPenis on a leash.
~ MyPenis doesn't come when I call it.
~ MyPenis likes to crawl between the legs of
guests.
~ I love giving MyPenis a bath.
~ At night,I sleep with MyPenis in my hands.
~ MyPenis likes it when people pet him.
~ MyPenis needs to get more exercise. He weights
over fifty pounds.
~ Playing with MyPenis really wears me out.
~ Would you like to see a picture of MyPenis?
~ Sometimes I wake up, and MyPenis is already
active.
~ I think MyPenis has a mind of its own.
~ I keep a picture of MyPenis in my wallet.
~ Whenever I get lost, MyPenis points me in the
right direction.
~ I think MyPenis is getting old because he won't
get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
~ MyPenis got out last night. I think he's
sleeping with the lady next door.
~ If MyPenis was a weiner dog, he would be long
and hairy, hard to carry.
~ MyPenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
~ Help! I can't find MyPenis!!!
~ Sorry to be driving so slow, "Officer", but I
was looking for MyPenis.
~ MyPenis gets excited whenever the mailman
comes.
~ Sorry to be driving so fast, "Officer", I have
to take MyPenis to the hospital.
~ Oh,no! Something bit MyPenis!!!
~ Watch it or you'll step on MyPenis.
~ When MyPenis behaves well, he gets a bone.
~ Stop kicking MyPenis.
~ When riding in the car, MyPenis enjoys
sticking his head out to be blown.
~ MyPenis is truly man's best friend.
~ Beware of MyPenis. He's carrying a diease.
~ People say MyPenis looks cute lying down, but
even better when standing at attention.
~ MyPenis: the crotch sniffer.
~ There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for
MyPenis.
~ I've trained MyPenis to jump through hoops.
~ MyPenis always searches for an open hand
under the dinner table.
~ Excuse me, I need a muzzle for MyPenis.
That's all Folks.....
Hope you enjoy the joke of the day..... |
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Good Girls VS. Bad Girls...
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Posted:Jun 28, 2007 2:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2016 10:18 pm
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Enjoy the blog guys n gals ....
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
Good girls say, "No." Bad girls say, "When?"
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
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