How I like to massage
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Posted:Jun 27, 2019 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2020 4:39 pm
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Yoni massage is a very intimate form of massage. many the first session will push personal boundaries, so it is of great importance that the session takes place in a safe environment with an experienced specialist. During the yoni massage laughter, tears, anger, moaning, break-through and deep pleasure can be experienced.
Most women have tensions and blockages in the lower body; most of the time without knowing it themselves. Many women are used the idea that something is expected in return when a man touches their yoni. Yoni massage is a chance to get beyond the pressure that many women feel.Experience the pleasure of being touched in a loving way without anything expected in return
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Sexy jokes
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Posted:May 27, 2016 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2016 10:15 am
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Does anyone have some tasteful sexy jokes to share? I will try to get things started with a few .. .
1. On the first day at a new local seniors' complex, the manager addressed all the new residents about some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be off limits for all males, and the male dorm to the females. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second, and $80 if there is a third time".
At this time an older gentleman stood up in the crowd asking "How much for a season pass?"... .
2. Guy in a bar comes up to a lady and asks: " Do you want to hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long!". Lady replies "Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina ? Never mind, you'll never get it!!".
3. Did you hear about the fellow who swallowed a Viagra pill and it got stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for 2 days!
4. In the news recently it was reported that a major sub sandwich chain may be getting sued for misleading advertising. Seems that some of their sandwiches , presumably including 6" subs, were not measuring up to the claimed dimensions. This news has created much concern among some men on sites like AdultFriendFinder, in case some disgruntled female members might be considering similar lawsuits... .
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