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Ode to the Dick Pic  

MyUndoing 59F
190 posts
3/28/2015 10:01 am
Ode to the Dick Pic

I know that many women complain
And say that dick pics are all the same.

But seeing one ain’t like seeing them all.
Cause some dicks are big and some are small.

Some are thicker while others are thin
Yours might be cut while his has foreskin.

So I look at the pics and yes, I compare
Sizes and girth and how much pubic hair.

Truely, some dick pics are so thought provoking
But others, well honestly, you’ve gotta be joking.

The limp, flaccid member pic is incredibly weak
‘Cause I can’t imagine THAT making me shriek.

And those who think their elephant cock cannot fail
“Not a chance in hell, bud. Go fuck a whale!”

I’ve seen balls tied up looking angry and red
And pics of dicks being given head.

A penis sandwiched between two cans of beer
How many did you drink before that shot, my dear?

And the dick with the piercings, what did you foresee?
That I’d like metal barbells scraping inside of me?

I’ve seen a funny face drawn on a dink
But it’d be funnier still in permanent ink.

Few, though, attempt that kind of unique
They just post a plain dick for me to critique.

Yes, I take note of all the dick pics you’ve used
None make me want you but they keep me amused.

So keep ‘em coming boys, but please know that most
Women will judge every dick pic you post.

silentcraving 46M
22 posts
1/26/2016 8:39 pm

Very poetic and a good insight of thoughts

gardenboy321 57M  
41316 posts
5/23/2015 4:02 pm

Well done!

Btw- my dick pics are aways thought provoking.

Thoughts from the Garden...

sokkerman99 51M
153 posts
4/28/2015 8:37 pm

hahaha - amen! I still don't get it but different pokes for different blokes.

*now searching the internet frantically for that vaginal garage door opener!*

Say hello to "Penisio"!

author51 57F  
102442 posts
4/25/2015 3:09 am

I am a published poet of two books so the flow of the poem is excellent.I like your style lady and got a great laugh out of this one...Cheers to you.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

khuXBFXM8u 58M
10301 posts
4/8/2015 9:56 am


Find pleasure in giving pleasure

need4freedom 58M  
101 posts
4/3/2015 6:44 am

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azriel1970 50M

3/30/2015 5:15 am

That is awesome!!!! lmao Nice.

discreteSteve62 52M
2077 posts
3/30/2015 12:36 am

That's a fun bit of verse. Thanks for sharing.

I have a cock picture that I'm quite pleased with. The photograph is well lit, well focused, well composed, and well timed. "Well timed?" Trying to get the lighting, focus, and composition right takes a fair amount of concentration, and concentrating on the camera takes the mind away from erotic thoughts, so it takes some fortunate timing to catch it at optimal stiffness; the aim wasn't to photograph it in an almost-stiff state.

I don't share that picture with general audiences; I save it for special occasions.

lomileage5 64M
10256 posts
3/29/2015 7:25 am

lol,no mystery;perhaps a bit of modesty

182east 62M
1299 posts
3/29/2015 4:25 am

Author Author!! Quite clever..did you write this..LOVE IT!!

humorlife 115M
5710 posts
3/28/2015 1:45 pm

Hard to top this... one has to go back to the 1974 Academy Awards, when after a streaker interrupted the proceedings, co-host David Niven got the show back on track with the line , "Isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"

So, my dear MyUndoing, your effort stands with that from David Niven. Pretty good company!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic

MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:16 pm:
What a nice compliment. Thank you! I do hope everyone knows that I am just poking a little fun here. Poking....ahahaha!!

tickles4us 58M
7195 posts
3/28/2015 12:12 pm

Judgement without a trial now that seems unfair!

Vive La Difference

MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:15 pm:
Ahahaha!! Great response!

s2ndegree 61M  
9731 posts
3/28/2015 11:37 am

I may not go deep,but I tear up the sides!

Using more than all the road!

MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:14 pm:
Hmmmm, I don't know..that doesn't sound very pleasant! lol

n499 49M

3/28/2015 10:34 am

Dicks are like cars, different sizes, colors and shapes, they all are on the road looking the the perfect pussy parking place Your ode to them isn't so odd, the only thing that matters is how well it fits in your garage

MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:13 pm:
The fit is important, I agree. But too many expect my garage to have automatic door opener and get all bent out of shape when they discover that they have to make a little effort to open it.

lomileage5 64M
10256 posts
3/28/2015 10:32 am

cute poem.....there is only one way to get to see mine

MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:20 pm:
A man of mystery.

myelin36 49F
3612 posts
3/28/2015 10:15 am


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MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:04 pm:
Thank you for the kudos.

kzoopair 69M/67F
25742 posts
3/28/2015 10:11 am

OK...ummm....so, how about a picture of my butt wearing a fedora, dark glasses and sipping a Cuba Libre? Wait...I already did that one....gimme a minute....

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MyUndoing replies on 3/28/2015 3:03 pm:
A change of pace is always a good thing. I think? Then again maybe not.... heh heh

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