Halloween Weekend Plans?
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Posted:Oct 25, 2010 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2010 12:30 pm
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What are your Halloween plans? 
What do you plan to be doing?
What type of costume do you have?
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Fucked by a guy friend.
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Posted:Feb 27, 2010 8:40 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 6:08 pm
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 My husband Jack and I got together with a couple for sex play and Jack took this photo of me and the guy having sex. He had a nice cock and he fucked me good to the point I had two orgasms as he fucked me. This is my first photo ever posted of a guy fucking me other than my Jack. Want to know what my blog friends think of my photo. Hope you will post and let me know. Hugs and kisses Amber.
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Jack Cock Riding.
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Posted:Feb 25, 2010 7:37 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2015 12:38 pm
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  My hubby Jack and I got our pic taken at a party when I was riding his cock. I call this pic Jack Cock Riding. Hugs and kisses Amber. 
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Doing The Dishes.
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Posted:Jan 1, 2010 8:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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 Doing the Dishes.
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes." 
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Part 2. You know you are out of college when.
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Posted:Dec 29, 2009 3:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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 Part 2. You know you are out of college when.
18. Jeans & baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
19. You can no longer do SHOTS and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.
22. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.
24. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
25. Your car insurance goes down.
26. You refer to college students as .
27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon and rum.
28. The beer you DO drink doesn't have to be what's on sale.
29. Your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren.
30. You feed your Science Diet instead of Taco Bell.
31. You're on the computer more than you're on the telephone.
32. You no longer go out for something to eat in Pajama Pants
and your sorority/fraternity sweatshirt.
33. "The Walk of Shame" is now that long walk from the boss'
office back to your cubicle.
34. You're actually glad to hear to hear those two words you hated
for 4 years - "LAST CALL!"
35. The friends you're making now just don't seem to measure up.
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Part 1. You know you are out of college when.
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Posted:Dec 29, 2009 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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 Part 1. You know you are out of college when.
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well balanced meal.
7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
8. :00 AM is not early.
9. You have to file your own taxes.
10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
11. You don't get carded anymore.
12. You carry an umbrella.
13. You learn that "bachelor" is a nicer term for JACKASS.
14. "Extended childhood" only really pertained to your salary,
which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.
16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up & divorce instead of break-up.
17. You start watching the weather channel.
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Sorority Girl Jokes.
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Posted:Dec 21, 2009 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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Sorority Girl Jokes.
1. What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
2. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
3. How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.
4. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
5. What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
6. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Walks home.
7. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
8. How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
9. What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."
10. What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do.
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Blond Wife Amber paints our house.
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Posted:Dec 18, 2009 11:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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My wife Amber is a real blond. Here is a story of her deciding one day that she is sick and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blonde's are perceived as stupid. So, Amber decides to show me that blonde's really are smart.
While I was gone one day, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in our house. The next day, right after I had gone, she gets down to the task of painting.
Later I got home smelled the distinctive smell of
paint. I walked into the living room and found my wife Amber lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. I noticed that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. I go over to her to see if she was OK.
She told me "yes" she is OK. I asked her what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to me that not all blond women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house while I was gone.
tI hen asked her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies to me, that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
You'll love this...
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
Don't be a  if you got a blond joke post it. JACK.
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Good, Bad,Worse.
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Posted:Dec 10, 2009 3:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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Good, Bad,Worse.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more .
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your has them.
Good: Your studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your 's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your .
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.
Brought to you by JACK.
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First bi sexual experience.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2009 11:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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My 1st bi sexual girl with girl experience.
I was in high school and my friend Lacy and I were very close friends. How close we didn't realize until we went to a all night girls slumber party together. During the evening two other girls started touching and kissing and some girls said how sick it was, while others thought it was cool. It was during that time we were playing partner truth or dare and Lacy and I were partners. The time came for me to tell a truth, so I took the dare. The dare was for me to kiss my friend Lacy. So we did and kissed each other.
Later that night we were in the back yard in our our tent talking and the subject came up about us kissing. Lacy told me she liked it and asked me what I thought. I told her I like it. Then we kissed again and that led to caressing each other, and then we took our clothes off and we both had our very first bi sexual experience with each other. We are still friends today, and we still play together.
Hugs and kisses, Amber.
Would like to read about other site members first bi sexual experience. I shared mine, hope you will.
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My first sexual experience.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2009 11:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 9:52 pm
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This discussion is for anyone who would like to share their very first sexual experience with me. Since I started the discussion, I will go first and share mine with the group, Kisses and hugs, Amber.
My first sexual experience was with a boy named Harlan. We both were 16 years old and in high school. One night during the summer we went with his older brother and his friends to the lake to go swimming. Everyone was drinking and having a good time. Harlan and I went for a walk on the lake shore and to get away from the gang so we could do some necking. We found this cool secluded spot behind some rocks and hidden by trees and brush. We first sat down and was kissing and Harlan was caressing my body. We both were excited and breathing hard. Harlan moved his hand along my back and took my bikini top off. My breast were revealed and my nipples became hard as my body was aroused with excitement.
Harlan had me lay on my back and he ran his hands over my thighs and gently slipped my bikini bottom off of my body. He then moved his hand to my pussy and inserted his finger and more excitement was aroused in my body. Harlan then removed his clothes and asked if he could get on top of me. I told him it was alright, as long as he didn't try to put his dick in me, and he agreed he would not do it. There we lay, me on my back and Harlan on top, kissing and caressing me. Then he asked if I would spread my legs so he could be closer and promised he wouldn't put his dick in me.
I slowly spread my legs and I could feel his dick touching my pussy. There we lay kissing and touching one another and I felt his dick start to enter my pussy. His dick hurt at first but he got in in me and started to move his body and I moved mine. We did this for awhile and all at once I felt a sensation I had never felt before, he had cum in me and I realized that I had had my first sexual experience.
Share your first sexual experience. I would like to read about it.
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By JACK. 
