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4/7/2019 11:36 am |
Very funny! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Funny but when it happened to some of these folks I bet it was quite serious lol
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nice -- great sext screen shots
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Lol thanks fo sharing , also had adventures with auto correct 😚
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4/7/2019 12:21 pm |
These are hilarious! The Shrek one got me haha
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Oh so funny. I just text vanilla stuff. And no risky pics. Trouble waiting to happen.
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Great humor here today my friend, but I am going to have to disagree with you one this one. As sexting or texting with the right partner it can be an incredible experience. I know I sure miss it.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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love them all too funny
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Thanks for the laughs... 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I wonder what percentage Autocorrect is to blame for being a mood killer during an exchange. There's another one you probably came across before. It's the boyfriend texting his girlfriend... B/F: What you up to babe? G/F: Nowt much, just heading to bed, going to have an early night. What are you doing? B/F: I'm standing in a night club. Behind you. G/F: Oh. Although, you never know if these are genuine or not.
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Well funny! Rio flows in its bed and goes around with its waters!
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4/7/2019 4:35 pm |
My friend, they was very funny!
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I agree spell check suck. I can get writing and sending with out ready. Few time I reread it and lolol fuunh read tonight thanks Joy.
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I don't text. Ever. So I'm very fortunate to say that I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.  But if the storage capacity of phones makes their spelling dictionaries even smaller than PCs, it must be a dismal world indeed, because I know I have to teach Firefox a thing or two on a daily basis. It's horrendous. Just the other day one that really caught me off guard was that it knew "exoskeleton" but not "endoskeleton". Eh? How can you know one and not the other? Tis a sad damned Hell indeed we make for ourselves with these gizmos. Even an herb as sweet as basil is nothing without its bite. Lord Basil
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Hi Joy. taking me further with funny text messages... some hit close to home... but, it's all good... have a great week... reminded me of this... at least, texting is quicker than messaging in a bottle... Hmm... The Police - "Message in a Bottle" Just a castaway An island lost at sea Another lonely day With no one here but me More loneliness Than any man could bear Rescue me before I fall into despair I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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4/7/2019 7:21 pm |
 #1.][t*z a phone,,, there*z a LIVE(conscience) man or woman at the other end at this( 3 second delay) Moment !Anywhere around the 3 second \/\/0RLD, 8 second*z to the (\/)oo/\/, 90 second*z to (\/)ar*z and 8 minute*z to the Su/\/, and that @186,267mile*z per-sec And people wonder/wander why Ti(\/))))))e is going so fast. SSSsssoooo,,, they text/sext [send],,, recieve back,,, text[send]  OOOOP*z ,,, sent to fast ,,, sent to wrong one,  how do You fix it ? The Multi-Tasking Marketing MaDneSS of Societal MaSS FaKe (((\/)))e(((\/)))e(((\/)))e(((\/)))edia. Few can imagine everything in the electronic cyber world of CLOUD. ][t*z all recorded and by science. ][ don't have the current stat*z of people killed while on the Palm Pilot, or those that should be. The camera idea is good, but ][ miss the Focal/ASA/Speed, of a true camera and a Photograph. What if there is an EMERGENCY ? Ans: Then phone the Dr./F.Dept/ Police,,, so,,, ][ can't do nothing, but know. ][f ]['m in the vicinity, ][ Am already doing what ][ must. Glad ][ don't have one.  That*z (\/)y s/-/ooTeR of it. ]['m done rambl'in.  tY**** 
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These are all great. I had a text sent to me once that shouldn't have been! It was raunchy to say the least. 
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The Mrs sent a text to her son saying "I Love You" but sent it to another person by accident.....She didn't know she sent it to wrong person until the next time she saw him and he said "well I don't love you"....talk about embarrassment!
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Hi You are still one of the most enticing people I know. I still thank you for the opportunity of meeting you in Port Perry a couple of years ago. I would love to meet you again and have the chance to see you show your body to me. It does not have to be sexual but you would be such a turn on to strip for me and maybe you would enjoy it also and be able to write about it in one of your blogs. I do not think you have done this on any of your blogs and I think it would be nice for you to write about your feelings doing such a thing Janet
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