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cinnamon0133 28F
3283 posts
8/30/2019 5:53 pm

I love this weekend! In my mind it means summer is over! I hate summer, it's very humid here, there is nothing enjoyable about it lol.

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HermanG67 53M
8167 posts
9/3/2019 10:06 am

I LOVE that dog... CHUCKLE

thanks for the laughs sweet lady

RyuFujin 53F  
1280 posts
9/2/2019 6:35 pm

Oh gods death- the one about a talkative stomach!

When I was in high school, I had an English Lit class right before lunch break (around 12:30 pm or so). One day, we had "silent reading", where we took the hour to read X amount of pages in whatever book we were studying at that time.

Scenario setup: room full of 20 or so kids, quietly reading with their noses in their books, and my stomach loudly does this:


Every pair of eyes, from front of room, sides, and behind me stopped dead and stared my way, including the teacher. A pregnant pause endured before the whole class lost it in laughter.

Me not skipping a beat, looking at abdomen: "Quiet, you!"
Teacher: "You're not hungry, are you, Miss M?"
Me not skipping another beat: "Not for school food, Sir!"

Laughter again ensues

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.

citizen4722 62M  
68407 posts
8/31/2019 1:51 pm

lol @ hungry hippos

thickydicky22 62M
172 posts
8/31/2019 6:46 am

knock knock

sexyldy1000 59F  
6874 posts
8/31/2019 5:32 am

Laughter is good. Enjoy the long weekend 🇨🇦

Stimulate my mind and let's see what happens

author51 57F  
102320 posts
8/31/2019 1:30 am

Thanks for the smile my friend.Happy Labour Day weekend to you....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

proteus_2a 54M
7929 posts
8/30/2019 11:15 pm

Thanks my lady !
The M&Ms floored me !

Cheers - P

Farling1 65M  
1381 posts
8/30/2019 10:09 pm

Now thats funny ... I dont care who you are...


rick315875 62M
10857 posts
8/30/2019 9:09 pm

I'm not much of a summer person. Especially here in Florida. Just too hot and humid! I love the spring and fall. Especially Autumn in New England.

Paulxx001 63M
16787 posts
8/30/2019 8:29 pm

oki doki....
Come to me.... I have a few jokes to share with you as well....
.... might be fun.... 😊
It's Friday... and I'm chilling in a kareoke bar.. What a blast.... I hate kareoke... lol..
But the vibe is chill.Whatcha up to?

SomewhereSE 62M
243 posts
8/30/2019 8:26 pm

Good laugh, thanks!

ltrskr 72M  
4471 posts
8/30/2019 8:20 pm

Great post, what a visual with the exploding litter, somebodies cat is going to need therapy!

Sensualsfsd 48M
16 posts
8/30/2019 7:42 pm

The pop rocks one had me laughing. What a visual lol

scoupe42 57M  
9125 posts
8/30/2019 7:33 pm

Thanks for the humor. Have a good weekend.

pagancountrygirl 62F
5353 posts
8/30/2019 6:24 pm

OMG....it's been a week from hell. I needed the laugh this post provided! Hugs to you!!!

Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!

cinnamon0133 28F

8/30/2019 6:01 pm

Wtf are they doing to the blogs Now? I hit add before I meant to and now I can't add to this post or delete it! I wasn't finished lol

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