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HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE?
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Posted:Feb 4, 2017 12:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2019 6:45 am
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Any ladies on here had there hands tied up, then brought to an almost orgasm, only to be denied it and left to cool down slightly, only to be brought back up to almost breaking point again?............... How many times do you think you could handle this? Just imagine how good the allowed orgasm would feel at the end????
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FANCY DRESS
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Posted:Apr 4, 2016 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2019 6:45 am
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I was at a fancy dress party last week in the town hall.........
After I had been there about 15 minutes, a women walks in and all she is wearing is a black pair of gloves and a small pair of black boots NOTHING ELSE...........
The man at reception looks her up and down and says, "sorry miss you cant come in here dressed like that, this is a fancy dress party"
She says, "oh but I am in fancy dress"
The man at reception looks her up and down again and says, "what have you come as then?"
The women then stands with her hands in the air and her feet slightly apart and says,
"I have come as the 5 of spades"...................
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2 NUNS
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Posted:Apr 4, 2016 6:38 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2019 6:43 am
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2 nuns sitting in a bath.
One says, "where`s the soap" The other one says, "yes it does"
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LAID TO REST
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Posted:Mar 24, 2016 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2019 6:49 am
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I walked past the cemetery this morning on my way to the shops and watched 4 men carrying a coffin walking around in circles all over the cemetery......
Several hours later on my way home from the shops, I saw the same 4 men carrying the same coffin walking around in circles all over the cemetery........
They have lost the fucking plot I thought.................
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FLOWERS
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Posted:Mar 22, 2016 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2019 6:49 am
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A married man comes home from work with flowers for his wife.
She looks at the flowers and says "I suppose im going to have to open my legs now then"
The husband replies "why, dont you have a vase?"
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3 MEN IN A PUB
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Posted:Mar 20, 2016 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2018 12:54 pm
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3 men in a pub are talking about how to drive women wild in the bedroom......
The first man says "its simple, rip her clothes off, throw her on the bed roughly and make mad passionate love to her all night long".........
The second man says "No that will never work, what you need to do is, scatter the bed with rose petals, light a few scented candles, slowly undress her then lay her gently on the bed and make love slow and gentle all night long".......
The third bloke, picks his pint up takes a swig and then says "nonsense, if you want to drive a woman wild in the bedroom, after you have fucked her, just wipe your cock on her curtains"..............
What do you reckon ladies?? Number 3
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