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greekphilosopher 57M
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10/17/2017 4:02 pm

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Pegging on piles is hard!

Hey peeps!
Hope you are all feeling good and playing nice. I know, I know. Long time no see, not posting on my blog, not leaving comments on others posts. I have not lost my voice, but the time I used to be on here I now spend with the girlfriend. I used to be living in here. Now I am a friend, lover, gardener, spanakopita baker, shopping assistant, gluttony weekend partner, hotel bedroom sleeper, traveller, handyman and escort, among a few more things. I spend all my free time with my new girlfriend. Sometimes in her too. Or is that the other way around? Anyhow, I just discovered that it is true, the way to cure one's self from A*F*F, is to ...meet someone!

As you know, I am an open minded guy, and like most open minded people, I am happy to try something new every now and then. Try everything once as they say, and if you like it try it again. My time to try something completely new came recently. It all started a few weeks ago, when events I had no control over, forced me to try something different. It's not what I usually do, but kind of easier, and kind of exciting, like all new adventures.

It's easier, nicer, and more exciting but not when you are dealing with piles!
When the surface is straight and smooth, it is much easier to pop things inside! Let me explain...

The company I was working for last month suddenly realised they had no more work for me for a few weeks. I needed a new job pretty quick, as we are nearing Christmas, and I have the "dating lifestyle" to support these days too. After a couple of phone calls, I got a reply back. My friend said : I don't know if you are up for it, but it sounds interesting and just up your street! It is nothing like your current activities, but you will love it. It's called ...pegging!
Explanatory photo bellow. Picture monster, if you eat this, I will come around and show you all about another type of pegging!



It is part of the process of waterproofing a basement. A plastic membrane goes up on a wall, and it's then drilled through and supported in place with some plastic plugs called pegs! When the walls are nice and straight it's such an easy job. Drill a few holes at a certain symmetrical pattern and hammer those pegs in! But then, we also have "piles" on some basements. A pile is a concrete column, inserted or formed in the ground, the foundations, to support the house above. And they are bloody hard to peg!!!

Oh, come on! You never thought I was writing about experiencing pegging on my own "piles" did you? What a dirty minded lot you are! Anyone would think that this is a sex site or something!!!

What ? Not only one joke with a plug, but two ?

Family time

Last night, my and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.


The little bastards.
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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
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greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/17/2017 4:07 pm

Have you tried anything "new" lately ?


MyBaffies 50M
4305 posts
10/17/2017 4:07 pm

As this is a sex site, mind if I ask if those pegs are hammered through the membrane, does that not puncture it and make it no longer waterproof? Or does the membrane still get a good enough seal round the pegs once hammered through?

Baffies

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greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/17/2017 4:22 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    As this is a sex site, mind if I ask if those pegs are hammered through the membrane, does that not puncture it and make it no longer waterproof? Or does the membrane still get a good enough seal round the pegs once hammered through?
Hey MyBaffies!
The secret is on those little yellow washers on the pic, on the plugs. They form a seal around the back of the plug-head,if hammered in correctly! And, of course, as this is a sex site, only 1 inch screws can be fixed on plugs, for the dry-lining, as anything longer kinda screws the whole thing up!
oh, when I hammer it in, it seals ok, oh yeah...
Thanx for the visit!


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/17/2017 4:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Hi aflower2c! When I get a bit hot at work, instead of sweat, I smell of cocoa butter! I am saturated on the stuff. Massages and body rubbing and erm, wiping your hands dry on yourself to be able to open/operate various things...
Tar and feathers would not stick.
Men on line.....but, but, there must be some nice ones......RB has found one
Ahh, compatibility. This girl has more than everything...and yes, it's veryveryvery nice, oh yeah!
Thanx for coming in.


iwalkstilts 45M  
2862 posts
10/17/2017 7:04 pm

Nice to see ya back dude
: )


partygald 37F
1789 posts
10/18/2017 12:05 am

Haha! That was actually quite funny.
Although once you started on the waterproofing bit with something something...you kinda lost me 😝

And I DID try something mew a few months back. Sex on a first date. "Didn't go too well" was a severe understatement. Done and done. Not doing that no more 😖


pocogato12 68F  
33763 posts
10/18/2017 3:02 am

Good morning my dear friend. Glad to see that you still have that outrageous sense of humor and can rip into the sleepyheads with a few pegs. Anyone who reads this starts out with a dirty mindset as you well know. You can mail any extra spanakopita to me. Hugs to both you and RB and Happy Hump day( leave the pegs in the basement)

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Resident_Bitch 103M/103F  
9145 posts
10/18/2017 3:31 am

Well....recently I tried a night when YOU weren't around..... but, at least I have an electric blanket to warm me up




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azriel1970 49M  
30009 posts
10/18/2017 4:54 am

lMAO Great post and great joke on both counts!


Tmptrzz 57F
81912 posts
10/18/2017 8:59 am

Good to see you and I am so happy for you both that things are still going well. Great news about finding another job, congrats and the jokes too funny..ty..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


spunkycumfun 60M/65F  
36127 posts
10/18/2017 10:07 am

It's great things are working out well with your girlfriend. I'm happy to peg or even be pegged for money!


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 10:31 am

Sometimes iwalkstilts, she let's me get out of bed and wander. Thanx for visiting.


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 10:50 am

    Quoting partygald:
    Haha! That was actually quite funny.
    Although once you started on the waterproofing bit with something something...you kinda lost me 😝

    And I DID try something mew a few months back. Sex on a first date. "Didn't go too well" was a severe understatement. Done and done. Not doing that no more 😖
Glad it gave you a laugh partygald. As for the waterproofing, I wanted to include the dirty details, ( this been a sex site and all that... ) and not go straight to the "meaty-gritty"
But you went for it on your date months ago! Well done!
Psst...did you know that is quite popular on men's aspirations of how the first date should end? Sorry that time did not go well. It might of been nerves.
Maybe you could try again, just to make sure. Same guy or someone else.
Thanx for visiting.


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 11:16 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Good morning my dear friend. Glad to see that you still have that outrageous sense of humor and can rip into the sleepyheads with a few pegs. Anyone who reads this starts out with a dirty mindset as you well know. You can mail any extra spanakopita to me. Hugs to both you and RB and Happy Hump day( leave the pegs in the basement)
Heyy poco! Early morning giggles are good for the day ahead. Happy to post some spanakopita, pending the importing/exporting food rules...
The label would read......contains loads of love and hugs back from both of us!
Ohh, hump day on the basement....you are giving me ideas now....
Would love to "peg" her in there one day.
Thanx for popping in!


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 11:25 am

    Quoting Resident_Bitch:
    Well....recently I tried a night when YOU weren't around..... but, at least I have an electric blanket to warm me up


I have to give you a rest every now and then...
Electric blanket ? I just have thoughts of you to warm me up.......
Oh, and I am all inclusive yayyy


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 11:57 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    lMAO Great post and great joke on both counts!
Glad you enjoy it all azriel. We all love something new...
Thanx for visiting!


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 12:02 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good to see you and I am so happy for you both that things are still going well. Great news about finding another job, congrats and the jokes too funny..ty..
Hey tmptrzz! How is that new life of yours going? I been a temp by choice for years, so it's all good at the job front, thanx. Glad you liked the jokes. Thanx for popping by.


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/18/2017 12:08 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    It's great things are working out well with your girlfriend. I'm happy to peg or even be pegged for money!
Hey spunky! Thanx, things are great, I love pegging her
Happy to for money? Oh you are such a tart !!!
Thanx for visiting.


goodatpoetry2 70M
16574 posts
10/24/2017 12:21 am

that doesn't sound like a bad job.
Must be fun... for about 5 mins...


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/24/2017 12:46 am

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    that doesn't sound like a bad job.
    Must be fun... for about 5 mins...
Hey goodatpoetry! It's a new job and the day goes quick. Fun because is different to my usual. Pegging on piles and no pain in the butt! !!


lindoboy100 57M
21573 posts
10/30/2017 10:23 am

Good tae hear that yiz're going along nicely McReek!

Ye cannae beat a good bit piling mind, were they secant or contiguous??

Pull ma finger.........


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
10/31/2017 10:36 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Good tae hear that yiz're going along nicely McReek!

    Ye cannae beat a good bit piling mind, were they secant or contiguous??
It's all good over here lindoboy. Every weekend since that "hanging" we did on the first date, we spend it together. And as long as I can keep my "virginity" I don't mind whose piles are been pegged! Thanx for coming by!


shadesofginger2 65F  
544 posts
12/5/2017 5:12 pm

Sounds like things are going well for you and your lady friend. Very glad for you! Ginger


greekphilosopher 57M
4096 posts
4/12/2018 2:37 am

    Quoting shadesofginger2:
    Sounds like things are going well for you and your lady friend. Very glad for you! Ginger
Oops, missed this. Apologies for late reply. We are going strong ginger.


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