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Posted:Dec 21, 2019 3:38 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2019 7:30 am

Hey peeps! Hello all. Have you been good ? Because you know what happens if you haven't! You will just get no presents. And of course...most importantly, sometimes all you got do is believe ! Myself  and RB have been ever so good, tick tock, tick toc..
I have missed you all so much but have been busy with life of , and well, you know how it is...
 This year has been the year when I have finally been told I can have no more babies! Yehaa... took almost 2 from asking have the operation ( the chop ! ) final result! I can now spend the savings on beer! This has also been the year I gave up smoking. Yehaa ...!!! Smoked last joint back in July. Have been smoking the as it was, for the last few , no plain roll-ups and of course smoking in the evenings and days off. As it happened, a few months after giving up, I was called in for of those random age related check ups and was diagnosed with COPD. It seems I gave up just at the right time, well, just before it killed me lol!
 I have been smoking for 45 . I should of had enough by now...I have also been working in an extremely dusty and unhealthy environment for 36 ...
Oh yea, also, on merchant navy days there was asbestos on the ships I was sailing around the world in. Aah, those mid seventies...
 So it turns either a mix of all 3 factors, or not, has caused now having take things easy   ( easier than already ? I love this ...scope for improvement malarkey ! ) and occasionally use an inhaler. I am still on job, because that's all I know and love, footprint on the planet and all that, but for the first time ever I am seriously considering change. May be something less stressful and less dusty, may be even retirement, of some sort. It's not as if I have any mortgage support or anyone off large amounts of every month. I am sitting at a happy place. Of course I would not stop working completely but would become even more eclectic than what I am now !
 The important thing is that I want and would be happy change. And be honest, after 36 , I definitely have had enough of that. This has also been the year I am finally warming up the idea of changing . and RB ( remember her? her and are an item...still ! Met her in , did you know ? Ha ha ) have sat down and talked about us still living in separate addresses, and weighted up all the pros and cons. Some final tweaks need be put in place before the move. Should you start looking for hats and ties ? Well, no such plans yet...But this year is indeed a weddings year. One of my close younger friends has gone and got his girlfriend pregnant, so the wedding is soon in the coming year. Tsss tsss....this is what I was doing 30 something ago, taking a pregnant woman up the altar, (no pun intended...) How some things never change. Also, older and her fiancee, after being together for almost twenty , a mortgage and 2 later, have now decided that they are right for each other and wish make things official. and my lovely are attending. And I am making a speech ! It's going be a hoot ! So looking forward it. Am I ready for it ? But of course.....not !
 I thought it was turn this year come in, and wish you all the happiest Christmas and the best-est ever year follow. Hope those of you looking for someone, find them this coming year. For the others, I hope the good fairy comes and smashes her magic stick on your back, with the nicest possible meaning. And remember...some times, all you have do is believe!!!

Early post, but myself and my sweetie are going away tomorrow , for a few days, to a 3 bed lodge with a tub...outside! So it may be kind of busy!

oh, and a season joke or ...

Christmas Shopping

A were doing some Christmas shopping together.
The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and and bag shop, she was surprised to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.
Irritated because they had a lot to do, she called him on his mobile to ask him where he was.
In a subdued voice he replied,
"Do you remember that jewellers' we went into a
of ago, where you fell in love with that amazing
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I
promised that I would it for you day?"
Barely able contain her emotions and with tears already forming in her eyes, she said,
"Yes, of course I remember that shop honey."
He then said
"I am at the pub next door."


Baptising the Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when
he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps
into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the
drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk
answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the
drunk, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" The
drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water
again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him
of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus,
brother?" The drunk again answers, "No,
I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher
is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again, but
this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he
begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher
again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you
found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches
his breath and says the preacher, "Are you sure
this is where he fell in?

I am sorry, but...
Posted:Apr 1, 2018 2:30 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2019 2:59 pm

As some people know, me and RB have been an item for almost a year now. Since meeting up for the first time at the theme park, we have had endless dates, spa breaks, dinners out and breakfasts in bed. I have stayed at hers and she has stayed at mine so many times, both our postmen are confused. We have spend Christmas together, weekends, done the couple thing, enjoyed having someone who cares, someone nice to wake up next to. We have had many nice times, and some little dramas too.

But as time passes by, all nice things come to an end, and I am beginning to feel that we might be wrong for each other. I don't know if we went too fast in it and we are now "burning out" , if it's just the curse of this site, or if I am just starting to miss my "me" time. It seems arguments are more frequent these days.
And there are other things that bother me, too. One day I need to tell her...

I am a smoker and a drinker, she is a tea total, never smoked. When she stays at mine, I don't really enjoy standing outside having a smoke, and she is no fun at the pub.
We live more than 200 miles away from each other. So much traveling. And all for what ? Me to turn up at hers and look after her bush, mostly.
She turns up unexpected and stays, and stays, and stays. I do enjoy seeing her, but not for 10 days at a time! I like my "me" time.
She drinks tea and stains my cups when she stays. Like the bachelor I am, I don't wash my beer glass every day. When she is over at mine I need to do the washing up every couple of days.

She "saves" me money by helping me spend...less. I didn't want to spend any in the first place.
She likes massages and I like blow jobs.
She likes shopping like any woman, and I detest it, like most men I know.
She wants to go on spa breaks, I want to stay at home.

She wants a cup of tea in bed early ( very early ) in the morning. I want to sleep till 10 at the weekend.
She wants 3 meals a day, with no beer in between......freak! My eating habits aren't exactly the best, but I get by.
She...kinda wants it everyday. I like sex, but every day ? And then she wants it to last for ever, but what about my needs? I seem to be ok after about 3 minutes...
She has had a negative effect on my blogging.

...we are just so wrong for each other.
One day I need to tell her...that may be it has all been a lie...
They say there is not a better time than now, I am going to tell her today...

Todays joke
...see above !
You never believed all that, did you ?

Pegging on piles is hard!
Posted:Oct 17, 2017 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2019 9:46 am
Hey peeps!
Hope you are all feeling good and playing nice. I know, I know. Long time no see, not posting on my blog, not leaving comments on others posts. I have not lost my voice, but the time I used to be on here I now spend with the girlfriend. I used to be living in here. Now I am a friend, lover, gardener, spanakopita baker, shopping assistant, gluttony weekend partner, hotel bedroom sleeper, traveller, handyman and escort, among a few more things. I spend all my free time with my new girlfriend. Sometimes in her too. Or is that the other way around? Anyhow, I just discovered that it is true, the way to cure one's self from A*F*F, is to ...meet someone!

As you know, I am an open minded guy, and like most open minded people, I am happy to try something new every now and then. Try everything once as they say, and if you like it try it again. My time to try something completely new came recently. It all started a few weeks ago, when events I had no control over, forced me to try something different. It's not what I usually do, but kind of easier, and kind of exciting, like all new adventures.

It's easier, nicer, and more exciting but not when you are dealing with piles!
When the surface is straight and smooth, it is much easier to pop things inside! Let me explain...

The company I was working for last month suddenly realised they had no more work for me for a few weeks. I needed a new job pretty quick, as we are nearing Christmas, and I have the "dating lifestyle" to support these days too. After a couple of phone calls, I got a reply back. My friend said : I don't know if you are up for it, but it sounds interesting and just up your street! It is nothing like your current activities, but you will love it. It's called ...pegging!
Explanatory photo bellow. Picture monster, if you eat this, I will come around and show you all about another type of pegging!

It is part of the process of waterproofing a basement. A plastic membrane goes up on a wall, and it's then drilled through and supported in place with some plastic plugs called pegs! When the walls are nice and straight it's such an easy job. Drill a few holes at a certain symmetrical pattern and hammer those pegs in! But then, we also have "piles" on some basements. A pile is a concrete column, inserted or formed in the ground, the foundations, to support the house above. And they are bloody hard to peg!!!

Oh, come on! You never thought I was writing about experiencing pegging on my own "piles" did you? What a dirty minded lot you are! Anyone would think that this is a sex site or something!!!

What ? Not only one joke with a plug, but two ?

Family time

Last night, my and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

The little bastards.

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

Go forth and seek
Posted:Sep 26, 2017 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2019 3:07 pm

It has now been 15 weeks since I met my RB, Resident_Bitch to you. Raunchy bride / real beauty / romantic buddy, to me, and some more things are becoming apparent. Apart from the mutual respect and understanding, the reading each other from just a look, the knowing that "home" is not a place but a person...

Things like the time we spend together. We might as well be married. It would be better on travel costs and time. And really, if we were married, all we would need is a one bed house. NO, I mean, a house with just the bedroom in it. OK, and a bathroom . This far, we seem to spend most of our time in bed. We can venture out of bed, for restaurant/bar/hotel/spa//work and what have you, and then get back in the "house", our 1 BED house...

She is a cheap date. Not even a tea total. All she ever drinks when we are out is water. And to think I invited her at a wine festival, for a sort of blind date, sort of thing, a few months ago. And food? A normal portion would last her two days. I spend the savings on massage oils instead. I love to feel her body.

I have been to a place very near to where she lives today, back in the late 70's, in my merchant navy times, almost four decades ago...I think I was looking for her. And I wonder had I met her then, how my world would be looking today. She claims she was young and innocent then. I was young then...too. Little did I know I would find her...40 years later...

I wanted to meet someone local. She is a couple of hundred miles away, but close to my heart... And she lives at mine for 6 days every two weeks.

I wanted a blonde. She has lovely black hair, loads of it on her head...I love combing it.

I wanted someone who occasionally does something special in bed, she does the specials every time. She might do something "not special", one day...
Still waiting to try a new position like, the missionary, do it in total darkness, or with no mirrors.

I wanted to meet a really nice woman, slim with a smile, a lady on the streets and a in the sheets, someone who I clicked with. Tick!

She wanted to meet someone local. I am happy to travel...And I live at hers for 6 days every two weeks.

She wanted someone considerate and thoughtful. I am not a Greek Philosopher just in name... And, oh so modest.

She wanted a non smoker. I always give her minty kisses...And she can have a break when I have a smoke.

She wanted to meet a really nice man, slim with a smile, a gentleman but naughty, someone she clicked with. Tick!

We wanted to meet someone realy nice and have some one on one fun, but serious. We met. On here would you believe it ? And we are serious about fun. Tick!

Oh look, a seek and find joke.

A priest offered a Nun a lift....

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you don't seek you will not find, and you might miss a great opportunity.

Just 7 Dates...
Posted:Aug 2, 2017 11:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2019 4:32 am
...in 7 weeks...
369 hours or just over 15 full 24 hrs days. Including 13 amazing nights. That is how much we have managed to cram in the 7 week period since we met. Just a happy average; I guess...

It started with a ten hour first date, then moved on to two days and a night, later became three days and two nights, and for the last two times we met for four days and three amazing nights!

Happy average; as mentioned. In these 7 dates, apart from having four sex sessions for every time we eat, there was a naked chef at her kitchen, some crushed nuts, ( when I did some baklava for her...she wouldn't! ) some naked cleaning at mine, carried out to a happy completion, as I waited for her to do the top shelve, before eating...

There was also a meeting with my older and grand , a text from the younger one saying " Can you stop having sex and answer your phone", some funny looks from my neighbours, and loads of creams, lotions and potions in my room...

Add some deflowering at hers, ( I just helped a bit in her garden...oh your dirty minds... ) some Greenglish mumble jumble, mainly by me, some 2000 miles combined traveling, some pampering, seven consecutive Mondays off, a bit of devouring, reading each other from just a look, no words, fruity breakfasts and prawn midnight feasts in bed, laughs, and sexing up four times between meals, and you have the perfect recipe!

I love this dating rules book we are both reading from, it just has blanc pages, and we fill it with whatever takes our fancy, as we ride along, hands up...

You can name this dish whatever you want, but I call it my sexy healthy diet...

As you can see, this woman means business. Took that out of her case the last time she visited, and I am sure I caught her glance, we were both smiling and said I needed to post a Blog about this...
A LOT of sex, safe not because of 'trust' issues, but till either the menopause for her or the chop for me.....

Winds of change
Posted:Jul 19, 2017 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2019 3:17 pm
What can I say! Oh I know, I am not on here, reading, commenting, and generally living on blog land, as often as I used to be. Especially weekends, starting on Saturday mornings and ending on Monday or Tuesday evenings. And then during the week a bit of work, necessary for keeping up with this newly found dating life style of mine! So, it is a lack of time thing, not lack of interest. I miss you all...a little!

As most who come here often know, "her" and me, have now been dating for a whole month. Our "little lovely story" began a bit over a month ago, on the 18th, at some theme park, hanging upside down. It has continued, ( not done it upside down yet ) every weekend, and we are coming up for the sixth meeting in six weeks.

I was looking for a new friend, someone nice, and of course as this is a sex site, I was looking for sex, and a little bit more. And I have found a bundle of loveliness, an amazing woman! I went out with her, threw caution to the wind, liked her and shown her I was interested on seeing her again and again, treated her like my precious princess that she is, wore my heart on my sleeve as usual, but without been terrified she would smash it to the ground, and here we are, just over a month later, with changes and plans along the way.

Plans? WTF?
Holiday to Greece later on this summer, something with Christmas on it, log cabins with hot tubs, Paris, Barcelona, me wanting to smoke less, a new "couple" profile and blog to come soon!

And changes? Eh?
I have got more sex in a month than I did for years, a set of keys for my place is in her bag, there is half her stuff on my place and half of mine at hers, I have not watched any porn for ages, but I think we made some, there is a mirror on my bedroom wall, a huge one. And skirts in my wardrobe. And some photographic evidence of me doing naked chef at hers last weekend. Baked her some spanakopita.

The neighbours kept throwing twenty pound notes at her garden, still don't know if they wanted to see more, or us,me, to stop!
Cumming or going, has suddenly increased ten fold.
Smiling tears on my face.
Counting the hours left until the next meeting.
In "adult" friend finder.
Is this what adults do? wtf?
My younger who knows about all this, says we are like a couple of besotted 13 year old's! Wtf? How can she be so wise? Ha, a philosopher's baby!

I leave "her" on my bed and go to work, I come back and she is gone!
And my bed looks different, more luxurious, every time!
Other times I come back from work and she is on my bed!!! Oh yeah, she got her set of keys already? Oh yeah, yayyy!
Six hours skype calls every evening? I think we have a situation here...
What is going on?

This is no time for jokes. Just a song I know...
Despina Vandi, Fantasou apla, Simply imagine...

Simply Imagine

You look at me, I look at you and I secretly smile
I feel so happy inside
You gift me the kiss I longed for so much,
like wine, it sweetens my heart .
You ask me to tell you if I really love you
you ask what you mean to me
You ask me to tell you how I would feel
if I hadn't met you in my lifetime.

Simply imagine a radio without songs
Simply imagine a spring without flowers
Simply imagine train stations if there weren't any trains
this is how I would be without you
Simply imagine a candy without sweetness
Simply imagine a coffee full of bitterness
and maybe then you will understand the thing is I need to have you.

You ask me to tell you if I really love you
and how I would feel if you ever leave me
You are asking me so many things and I
am trying to give you an idea

Simply imagine a radio without songs
Simply imagine a spring without flowers
Simply imagine a train station if there weren't any trains
this is how I would be without you
Simply imagine a candy without sweetness
Simply imagine a coffee full of bitterness
and maybe you will then understand the thing is... I need to have you.

What? Us two? Naah, it is early days yet, we are taking it easy remember? And it is just a song, Simply Imagine, just saying...

Goin hangin, again!
Posted:Jul 4, 2017 1:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2019 2:19 pm

Two Mondays ago...
Naah, not upside down this time, erm, let me correct that, hanging but not on a roller coaster, but upside down ...I am open minded, and it could be possible! Now, that's better! Where do I start? Well, there I was, minding my own business, and then BANG! All hell breaks loose, things you thought you knew, you known nothing about, and things you thought you did not know, you knew them all along! FFS!, WTF?, EH?, LOL!, WOW! and OMG!, all together, and with the nicest possible meaning! From the calm in my life, all of a sudden I am running around like a headless chicken, working all sorts of hours in the week, and seeing my bed less and less.

Then, I am "hanging", every Sunday and Monday, for the last few weeks. Apparently I have a dating lifestyle to support these days. And how I am loving it. It is amazing! I used to get twenty texts a month, now I get more in a day! At least. I am glad I am an experienced worker, it took me years to perfect the act of pretending I am working while on texting! E-mails in a day would be four or five, now I am getting ten extra, my five a day twice, or 35, so much to say, not enough time.
PS: I wrote, but never finished all above and wanted to post it Tuesday last week, but lately been so busy, at work as well, and never had the time....

One Monday ago...
What? Oh yes...more fingers on mine!
After my, our, second meeting, last week with this woman, we both decided to play it cool for a bit and as responsible adults that we are, to start taking things easy. That was two Mondays ago. We do not want to enter each others lives at the speed of a comet, whiz around at even greater speed, and end up evaporating and disappearing, just like a comet.

We thought long and hard about it, and on the same day, two weeks ago, we decided to book another 2 day meeting, just to make sure, a second opinion... The one I just came back from, again!!!
Only three meets in three weeks! See? We are taking it easy already, playing it cool, and meet only every five days! For two days and a night of a wonder time! Sensible or what? We look forward at taking it easy for a long time to come, responsible adults and all that.

Of course I got more fingers in the gaps of mine. And all previously mentioned, and more! Yeah, fetishes, tell me about it...
This woman has so much to give, and I am very happy to be receiving it all. Of course, neither of us knows how to lose on this game! We keep coming back at each other, including the kitchen sink.... Who will outdo the other? Me or her? One of the nicest dilemmas ever, in anyone's life.

So...three meets in three weeks, hmm, fourth weekend coming up. Should I invite this woman to mine, may be even meet the family, if she wants? Would you?

Fingers, between the gaps of mine!
Posted:Jun 27, 2017 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 1:52 pm

Just back from a bit of travelling. Another memorable date. Only this time, we doubled up on time. It was 2 days and a night, date.
If I say I had a nice time, the word "nice" is just too small for what I had.
I got friendship, out of it.
And anticipation.
And nervousness.
And compassion.
And affection.
And tenderness.
And understanding.
And fun.
And sexiness.
And wit.
And smiles.
And consideration.
And thoughtfulness.
And politeness.
And willingness.
And experimentation.
And generosity.
And closeness.
And fulfilment.
And happiness.
And fingers between my fingers!
Do you get all this from your meetings with people from here?
Well, it DOES happen, between nice peeps.
Be happy and envious of me. I would!
I am not naming this woman on this post, so, those of you in the know, please follow my example, thanx.

And what else, but some finger jokes!

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' DA fingers and I'll see what OI can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got DA fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got DA fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring DA fingers?!?'

And Paddy said,

' How DA fock was I 'spose to pick them up?


Daddy is going to eat your fingers!
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and
my was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my bogie?"


Father's day
Posted:Jun 16, 2017 6:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 1:30 pm
Yeap, that time again. This Sunday, it's Father's Day in the UK. I am posting early as I may not be about on Sunday. Oh yeah!!!
The time of the year that all the women in my life ( I got two! ) remember me, all at the same day! But this year one of the two women in my life is busy on the day. So I went to her BBQ a couple of nights ago, instead. It all started with a call in the morning.

Ring ring,
woman A
-hey dad, I am off work today, would you like to come at mine for a BBQ?
-Hey huni, yes please, doing nothing anyway.
-Chat, chat, chat.
-Chat, chat, chat back.
-It's only one snag dad, you got to put the BBQ together first. I bought a cheap one but it's in a flat pack!
-That's fine love, I just need to go do a bit of shopping and I will soon be on my way.
-Well, dad, I need to go shopping for the BBQ too, get the meat. Why don't we do it when you get here?
-Okies. See you soon then. Bye. Love ya!

After a rare pleasant drive on a really hot sunny London day, about an hour and a half later we are in the supermarket, at the till. She pays with one card....not accepted. She tries another card....not accepted.
-OK, I just pay for it now and you sort me out later.
It was, at the end, a security glitch with her bank, and she will pay me back soon.

It reminds me of a time years ago when the other woman in my life ( woman B ) invited me out for a father's day meal. Her little sis ( woman A ) was also going to attend. We got at the restaurant, had a lovely meal, and time for the bill came. Woman B took out her credit card. I seen this and thought " look now, for a simple father's day meal, she is going to debt, even for a month. Not very good.

-Hey, let me get that I said snatching the bill off her hand.
-No, dad, it's ok...
-Too late now, called the waitress and gave her the money. Then I looked on my other side, woman A was just sitting there watching me, batting her eyelids.....
The eyes were saying, hmm, dad, you got two of us....
-Oh here you go too, then, I said as I put some cash on her hand!
Been taken out for a meal on father's day cost me 200 squid that day!
Been taken, more like ha ha!

Only joking. I love them both dearly, and they are worth every penny. I have always been equal to both, for love or the rare cash injection. Where did I get the knack of been a good dad? My own dad was indifferent. As easy as that.
We do not do our parents mistakes, so they say, and they are right!

There is one image with this post. I am going to do it 100 times if it does not stick! You heard that pictures monster?

The photo is the inside of the card I got.
On the outside it says:
you're a

I know she means it. And I am a proud dad all year round, for both of them!
Happy father's day to all the dad's, here and everywhere else.
Have a lovely day, I know I will!
PS: Dads, when the bill comes, pretend you are looking else where....might save you some money!!!!

Any fathers jokes in my inbox? You bet!

Little Harold attended a auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from to , running his hands up and down the 's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter WHO left you a fortune!'


Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father
'That's what I said!'


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake The barber says to her,
'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.'
She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'


The bug is gone! BRAVO and thanx!
Posted:Jun 16, 2017 4:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 1:28 pm

How to view older posts?
Just click on the links at the bottom of the page, wherever you visiting! THE BUG HAS GONE, SINCE YESTERDAY!!!
Yayyyyyy! A big thanx to the AdultFriendFinder developers team for sorting it out!

I made this post yesterday, and was planning posting it today. I just thought, let me look just in case, and it has indeed been resolved!
I am still posting this though, for if and when it happens again.

How to view older posts, your own or those from others. This has been discussed on many posts lately, wantingsexymind As a Blogging Community we must help SiteSupport is the last one I can remember, but here it goes once more, for anyone interested.
For a few weeks now we have all been unable to view our own or others older posts, as the link numbers on the bottom of the page return a blank page. There are a couple of work around's for this.

Viewing your OWN older posts:

On the main blogs page, on the top left, you see

My Posts: xxx
Comments Received:
Total: xxxx
Last 30 Days: xx

Click on the number after "total". The next page shows all comments you have received, on your own posts. Any posts with at least one comment received, or with at least one of your replies, will show in there. The number links on the bottom of the page, work there. Posts with 0 comments will not show on this page. But as we have to always make the first comment on all our own posts, theoretically, all your posts will show. You can then use the number links at the bottom, to view all older posts all the way to your very first one.

Posts up to 4 months ago, can also be found on any profile page, down at the bottom, under "my activities"

Also "tittle view", works if you have only one page of tittles for viewing, on your blog or those of others.

Viewing OTHERS older posts:

When anyone posts a blog, their profile photo shows up the top left of the page. Under that first photo you will see a link number, followed by the word "posts". That number shows their own total blog posts. Use as "viewing your own posts" above. When the same person leaves a comment or reply further down, or on any other page, that number, under their photo changes. It now shows the total number of comments or replies they have left on others or their own posts. Again, because we all have to leave the first comment on all our own posts, after clicking on that number, you get on a page showing all the comments this user has left on others blogs, as well as all their own replies. It is a longer way, as all posts and comments show on there. Again, the number links on the bottom of that page work, all the way to the first ever post the user has made or left a comment on.

You can also use the search button to search for a user name. On the main blog page, after your "watched blogs" and "watched posts" list you will see "recent posts". Use that search box to look for a user. What I do, to save time, once I am on the page showing all this users posts, I right click on a link and chose "open in new tab" option from the drop down box. I then read, leave my comment and click on the red cross on the top, closing the tab, and repeat for as many posts from the same user I like to view or leave a comment. Number links at the bottom of the page, also work there.

These methods are indeed the long way around, but they work, until the bug goes away.
Of course this post could be renamed "how to stalk people on line" especially if used with knowledge of how to view GPS info collected on here, ( I know that one too! ) but as we all use this place as we wish, online stalking is also included in the many different uses this site can offer.

Have you guessed? I am a nerd when it comes to the Internet of things, and a people watcher too. I do not people watch online, but I could if I wanted! It's just that the real thing is much more interesting.

Funny "how to" , there is a joke for everything, in my inbox.

How to Act Sexy
1. Wink at guys and then smack your butt! It really works!

2. Stick out your chest and point to it!

3. Shake your butt when you walk!

4. Slide around on your heels to turn around!

5. When you are talking to a guy, start rubbing your breasts in circles!

6. Also when you are talking to a guy whisper "sexyyy," in his ear!


How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47.. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer


The Archive
Posted:Jun 10, 2017 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2017 10:44 pm

For while the bug is bugging the "next page" link on the blogs, this will be pinned here. Profile for standard members, guestbook, and private messages links as well as recent posts since returning. Most recent first.
This is a 'read-only' blog post. Feel free to wander around the links.

UPDATE: The bug seems to be gone for now, so this gets un pinned now, and will be updated with future posts, from time to time.

Who am I? My profile for standard members

You are here now, you might as well sign My guestbook

Whisper on my ear, tell me secrets, and Private messages

Father39s day The bug is gone BRAVO and thanx
I love it when that happens 31st Symposium Usernames Oh no, Greeks bearing gifts Sorry, I was drunk Free cams and a colour crush
Intimate relationships The sins of men Trouble at the manor Internet Dating The common game
30th Symposium Dreams Oh no, no sex for 8 years The lifework balance 91 Days on here Women and men at play
Did you know 29th Virtual Symposium Working at Petinos 29th Virtual Symposium 3939My 1sthotel3939 Fake profilesgotcha Oh no, April the 1st tomorrow
Letting her go Sex date, coming soon Links The perfect woman, not my type St Patrick39s, anyday, at a Kerry village
Virtual Symposium 28, my 1st ever, how strange Sail away sail away sail away I have a large one 3 keywordsback to front Working for her Maj
Believe in love Oi, Mr Valentine How did you pick your username A voluntary detox AFF education
Now I get it Sex in strange places Joe Public strikes again If you were Caught under the influence
Why do you love the blogs My Top 20 Keywords What are yours It39s all Greek to me Trump back to front Do I have problems
Bling blong
First post after returning Jan 2017 Reality, fantasy, or what
My last post from when I got out of here at Oct. 2009 Because you are gorgeous

I love it when that happens!
Posted:Jun 8, 2017 8:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 1:20 pm

Blast from the past. I love it when that happens!
Just like busses, wait for one for ages, then 4 turn up at once! Not that I ever wait for one, but some times they turn out nice.
Blast from the past 1
I recently met a man! Last month. Oh yeah, I do that sometimes as well. This guy, we call him John for now, is a guy who I worked with for 14 years up to 5 years ago, but only through the phone, and I had never met him! We never had a problem, never fell out.

He is an employment agency consultant, but not the director. The middle man if you like. Customers requiring my services, or similar, call him and ask for some one. He then sees details, like where the job is, who lives near, or who would be more suitable for the job and makes the call.

There have been many guys like that in my past, I worked for agencies as a temporary worker by choice, for far too many years, ( I live in London remember? ) and whoever let's me down just the once, never gets a second chance.

It is my way of guaranteeing shit don't happen on my working life. Yeah, agreed, I shoot myself on the foot when I tell them to eff off, but it is also ensuring it never happens again. So, 6 of this and half a dozen of the other!

Anyway, a few years ago there was a sneaky builder who wanted something for nothing, and to cut a long story short I was ending up 200 pounds short. One of John's directors got involved with that saga, as it was his lead, and after a lot of discussion, offered to meet me half way, and give me a 100.

I probably had made almost half a million from all their leads, in the last 20 years I was working for them as well as others, but that is just a number! Principles! PRINCIPLES, I say again, people, excuse the shouting! Only because I was not supported by him, when I was claiming I did nothing wrong, erm, ended up telling him I would never work on one of his own jobs again. Again, living in London allows me to be as selective as I wish, for a self employed man.

But I continued to work on all John's jobs, as he had not ever let me down. Only the very particular jobs though, as faster, younger people are coming in. The eternal question of speed against experience....at work! I have not spoken to John for 5 years. No leads! These guys can take a different set of responsibilities in their office, as years go by, and John went upward and was not dealing with people like me anymore.

Well John, recently wanted some work done on his own house, and guess whom he called? Really makes me feel so special! These guys know and deal with a million of others. When time calls for the best, my phone rings! I am even smiling as I type this! I finally met John! Nothing like I imagined, just much better. Even had a barbie in my honour when I finished. Such a great guy, and we have rekindled the old relationship.... looking forward to the next million! I love it when that happens!

Blast 2
Some other agency I worked in the past and told them to ef off, has just been bought from another company. All new people. How do I know this? Someone just rung me and I bagged myself another nice job, on a main London terminal!
I love it when that happens!

Blast 3
Came home yesterday and there was a letter with my name on it from the last mortgage lender I used 10 years ago, informing me that my ex is trying to claim back PPI ( some sort of insurance, miss sold at times ) from them, and how they do not agree. It was a joint mortgage and they can see I am on a different address, and know I am divorced. Can not see the reason they write to me! Still, nice of the ex trying to reclaim some of "our" money, it's just that I had no news of it, or share out offers!!! May be she was going to surprise me with a nice pressie on the upcoming fathers day. Or may be...Once a thief...
Looks like she is getting nothing anyway. I love it when that happens!

Blast 4
In the last few months two of my old friends, from when I had my break from here 7 years ago, have visited my blog! Just_Tracy and Papyrina. They were both bloggers so you might have heard of them. They never left a comment or said hello. They are not on here these days, as members or bloggers, you know, that period when some leave this place alone. I do not mind them at all saying nothing. I am really happy, in the knowledge that they are still around, on some corner of this planet. And somehow they seen their old friend's blog been active again and visited. They did not need to say anything. They already send me down that rosy path filled with nice thoughts, memories and laughs anyway. I hope they are happy whatever they are up to. I love it when that happens!

And a couple of funnies


Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell the passer by what I have eaten, how I feel,
what I have done the night before, and what I will do after, I give them pictures of my wife, my ,
my and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works :
I already have 3 persons following me; 2 police officers and a psychiatrist


For the ex
The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and
on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his 's
birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How
much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson
answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for
$19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco
Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her
eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's
Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of
Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.


The Boss
A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row,
so her boss calls her into his office.
"Look, Sharon, " he says irritably. "I
know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.
I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee
around here. Who told you that, just because we had an affair,
you could come and go as you please around here?"

Sharon lights up a cigarette and says, "My lawyer."


The Contest

A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm
really hungry and thirsty too''. It was freakin' freezing
outside so they both have an argument over who should
go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can
come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed. They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay,
I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine". So the girl thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times
two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll
never know the depth of mine."


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