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Another hundred down!  

gunner4440 45M
1202 posts
11/29/2015 8:26 pm
Another hundred down!

Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy holiday weekend to all of you. I hope you had a good one.
Well, this is my 300th post, it took me 8 years to get here. Where does the time go?
I've had a couple of format requests so I'll try to fulfill both of them in my own peculiar way. The first one was to know a little more about the man behind the tattoo, so here goes. I grew up on ranch 10 miles from a town of 200 out here in flyover country. Our nearest neighbor was 5 miles away, we got our water from a cistern filled by a windmill until I was 7, we had one phone line on above ground poles for 5 households until I was 5. So you might say it was a bit rural. I was a cowboy for the first 20 years of my life and trust me, its overrated. Lets see, joined the National Guard, went to college. I got bored and went to work at a feedlot. Somewhere in this time frame I spent a month and a half in Honduras. For all the folks who expound on the rain forest; they need to go sleep in it. There is nothing worse than waking up with something with way too many legs crawling across your chest. I got tired of smelling like poo and went back to college. I got married and went to work in factory to make ends meet. I was on a mission supporting a national asset when 9/11 changed the world.The most surreal 5 days of my life. I got deployed to Wisconsin to train those deploying. I came home went back to work. Nine months later we were prepping to deploy to Iraq. I spent 3 months in Mississippi in deployment training.If I had a house in hell and a house in Mississippi,I'd live in hell and rent out Mississippi. I went to the war, did my job and came home.The war took my marriage along the way. It's tough to love a guy who spends over half of 5 years deployed. Along the line I joined this site, met a wonderful woman that I had a 3 year relationship with. It just couldn't work and I still miss her. I came home, pulled myself together, got my dream job at the Red Cross. Got downsized and ended up where I am today. Well Like my scrotum there it is in a nutshell. (bonus points to whomever can name the group and song)

Now for the second portion of this post.Since this IS a sex site and they revoke your privileges or something if you don't post something sex related here is a bit of the gunner sexual bucket list. I want to have sex outdoors. Believe it or not,that's never happened. I'd really like to try swinging, but I'm kind of a person short. I'm curious about<b> pegging.</font></b>I have zero issues with it since it's still sex with a woman. Actually picking someone up for a hookup. I also have a bunch of "do again" on the list. One is one of each threesome or moresome. If you have the right folks its lots of fun. Taking a week away from the world and just hanging out and having lots of sex. I'm sure i'll think of sixty others after I post this but that will do to go on.

Now I'd like to thank some of the bloggers that have helped inspire and keep me here. bustybettyboop , the original and the one and only. Thank you for all you have done, I still have your charm on my tags that I don't wear anymore. I'll never look at saran wrap the same again, and I'm still sorry I missed hunnystock long ago. You helped inspire me to start blogging, I just need to get to Ohio! AmericanBaronin, there is no other woman blogging who can make me think,chuckle, get an erection and be moderately intimidated all at once! gottaring, I will never tire of reading what you have to say, even if it makes me think I'm not the smartest person in the blog on a regular basis. Not to mention eyes that I could drown myself in with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I regret I never made a bash you were at. Sexy_SandraD, I have no idea why you stop by my little blog,but I'm honored that you do. formerlyknownas, I swear we could just hang out and discuss recipes for hours. And I'd love it! (I'll bring suitable adult beverages ) Borntobefree, your combination of sexy and sensible is just amazing. spudsy1000, you are my idol as a male blogger! And if Canada ever invades I'll only worry when another Scot breaks the border headed south.A hundred generation of experience you know.
Well I'm sure that is quite enough. I appreciate everyone that stopped by and made it this far. Remember, we are all in this thing called life together and not a single one of us is getting out alive. Play nice and help each other out. Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


Borntobeefree72 47F
2596 posts
12/1/2015 8:44 pm

Cheers to 300 more. Again thanks for ensuring our freedoms. So little for the journey and cost you paid. Thanks for sharing. Wait how can a cowboy not of had sex outdoors. Thats one to do often, enjoy it. Oh and in a nice lake or pool, its a must. Take time to unwind and unload in any way you need. May the new year bring you blissfull threesomes and real men don't fear their desires, already knew you were all man!

Borntobeefree72?* Know what you want, ask for it! The pleasure is worth it.


gunner4440 45M
2657 posts
12/3/2015 4:51 pm

    Quoting Borntobeefree72:
    Cheers to 300 more. Again thanks for ensuring our freedoms. So little for the journey and cost you paid. Thanks for sharing. Wait how can a cowboy not of had sex outdoors. Thats one to do often, enjoy it. Oh and in a nice lake or pool, its a must. Take time to unwind and unload in any way you need. May the new year bring you blissfull threesomes and real men don't fear their desires, already knew you were all man!
Thank you and you are welcome, I was just doing my job. I appreciate all the well wishes and support. I have had sex in a pool, it's as nice as you say. Take it esy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


spudsy1000 47M
6581 posts
12/11/2015 10:41 am


WTF????
Have you been smoking something home grown???
lol

Thanks for the shout out bud!

Congrats on the big 300 too!!!
Lets go find a nice narrow valley to defend, shall we??

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


gunner4440 45M
2657 posts
12/13/2015 7:38 am

    Quoting spudsy1000:

    WTF????
    Have you been smoking something home grown???
    lol

    Thanks for the shout out bud!

    Congrats on the big 300 too!!!
    Lets go find a nice narrow valley to defend, shall we??
You are very welcome. It's in our genes to go defend a narrow valley, reeve the neighbors cattle and try to figure out which doomed cause to support. Take it easy, guns are cold.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


MyNameIsKay 59F  
11821 posts
12/23/2015 7:11 am

Congrats on the 300. I enjoyed learning more about you, so thanks for sharing. Sex outsider? It's on my list too...almost too strange it's never happened. But hey, I was in my 40s before I had sex in a car!

You have a wonderful holiday Gunner.

Swim...Bike...Done


gunner4440 45M
2657 posts
12/27/2015 12:40 pm

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Congrats on the 300. I enjoyed learning more about you, so thanks for sharing. Sex outsider? It's on my list too...almost too strange it's never happened. But hey, I was in my 40s before I had sex in a car!

    You have a wonderful holiday Gunner.
Thank you for the well wishes and for stopping by. I happen to agree with you that it seems odd its never happened. And I'm always glad to share.

Take it easy, guns are cold.


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