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台灣女人在外國人眼中卻是........


Let's be fair here. I have a gorgeous, adorable Taiwanese girlfriend that I am willing to spend the rest of my life with. Not because she is Hello Kitty, submissive, shallow, brain dead and a good fuck. Because she calls herself a freak (a surprisingly foxy one) , standing out from that essentially numbed crowd that I call most of Taiwan (excluding the "hen qi guay" lot), in ways that make most other girls look like total idiots.

就這方面而言,我想講幾句實在話:我有一個台灣女朋友,看起來漂亮又大氣。我很願意跟她共度下半輩子。我之所以如此,不是因為她對丈夫言聽計從,不是因為她腦袋死板,不是因為她只是個空花瓶(譯註:原文為Hello Kitty,猜測有「空花瓶」之意),而是她有別於大部份的台灣女性(撇開那些「很奇怪」的人),敏感又大膽(我的美艷狐狸精!),不像那些女生一樣低能。

My hat goes to her even more knowing that she only lived 3 months in the US, while being naturally open minded and full of dynamic debates about all kinds of issues. Yes, she has all those traits that many guyswould want.

我的女友只在美國住在三個月,然而心胸寬廣,毫不做作,能與人辯論眾多話題,這使我更喜愛她了!沒錯,許多人所冀望的優點,她全都有了!

There are indeed some very interesting and charming ladies out here, but to the best of my knowledge, they are depressingly rare. Why? Because aside from being good at shallow chat followed by a deep fuck, one, two, here, there and everywhere, most girls here just about do a good job of sucking in all manner possible. Sex aside, let's not even get into how much worse it gets for 95% of TW born and raised guys when it comes to friendship with foreigners.

台灣還是有漂亮又引人注目的女士,;然而,就我所知,他們非常的稀少,稀少到讓人沮喪。為什麼呢?這裡大部分的女孩子,只會跟你聊一些五四三的,然後再跟你來幾次深度的體液交換(在哪裡搞都行!),而她們為一擅長的事情,就是用各種可能的方式吹喇叭。不談性事了,我更覺得有95%的台灣人不善於跟外國人來往。

Yes the long eyelashed and legs empty egg-shells are gold diggers, oozing superficial arrogance that would turn a sensible man like myself into a sexual vice animal against it.

台灣女生睫毛長、腿長、腦袋空(譯註:我不懂empty egg-shells何意,我也懶得查,我隨便翻,你們隨便看。)、貪財、膚淺又驕矜自恃。我本明理,一遇到這群女生,卻成了任由性慾擺佈的野獸。

Even many of those who can speak decent English will rarely go beyond conversations about shopping, food, travel (if they dare to pretend knowing
anything worthwhile about the real world beyond American and Japanese shopping malls) and maybe, just maybe, fun sex.

台灣女生有不少人會說英文;然而,她們聊天的主題總是圍繞在「購物」、「食物」、「旅遊」,很少有例外。(就算她們裝得「知性美」,想把話題扯到更現實的東西,除了美國商場和日本血拼商店外, 他們也想不出什麼,哦,或許在聊性事方面會有趣一點啦。)

Take things further into the arts, music, DECENT movies beyond Hollywood,politics, science and philosophy, I would say that 90% of people in Taiwan are "educated" to work, not to please the depths of themselves and others in particularly subtle ways.

至於藝術、音樂、好萊烏之外的電影、政治、科學、哲學,那就算了吧。我只能說,90%的台灣人之所以受教育,都只是為了工作,而非挖掘自己和他人在某些細微方面所產生的深度差異。

The worst thing about all this is that the truly fascinating side of Chinese culture is either a political conundrum for not knowing which side to choose, or is slowly sinking face first into oblivion. There is room for tremendous melting pot in Taiwan, but not much is being done about it.

最糟糕還不只是這樣:中國文化最令人著迷的一面,就是其政治思想;中國政治家不斷問自己:「政治上,到底要怎麼做才是對的?」(譯註:中庸!?)要不然乾脆隱姓埋名(譯註:隱士!?),讓眾人遺忘。這種政治思想可以造就出一個超級族群大融爐,然而台灣到目前為止卻還沒為此做出半點東西。

This is not a blind assault at intercultural differences, but a good stab at old social etiquettes that were ditched in the 60 and 70's in the West.

我之所以這麼說,絕對不是無的放矢,也沒有無視於文化差異,而是想改變舊社會的陳腐思想,而這些思想則在60年代和70年代遭西方人遺棄。

The family, school, work ethics to my opinion kills people's potential.Taiwan has grown economically, but it will reach full maturity only aftera hard look at itself in relation to the rest of the world, while learning to accept and integrate true differences, like other Asian places such as Singapore have learned to do, to make for a much nicer place to live and fit in with open minded people.

就我來看,台灣的家庭、工作倫理、學校系統扼殺個人潛力。台灣近幾年來經濟大幅成長;然而,想要成為一個完全成熟的社會,台灣就得正視他與世界的關係,並學習接受及整合兩造之間的差異。新加坡曾經所做的改革的,台灣也可以傚法,這麼一來,台灣會變得更好,人民心胸也會變得寬大。

In the meantime, it comes across as easy for Taiwanese people to be pleasant and smiling on the surface, but I do believe that their most visceral personal and social identity dangerously lacks confidence and awareness with others at best, or is totally uninterested and racist deep within, ever so silently.

台灣人表面很和善又樂觀;然而,我不覺得他們真的是這樣,他們缺乏足夠自信和觀察力,不能真實表達個人情緒和認同感;換個講法,就是他們其實很冷漠,骨子裡又帶有種族偏見,只是他們從來沒講出來罷了。

P.S 小弟英文不是很好,歡迎強者更正。

1. 有指正的,請推文說明一下,小弟喝口茶,吃個東西,待會來翻第二篇

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作者 Nilo (辰)
標題 Re: [閒聊] 台灣女生看看吧..
時間 Wed Aug 15 21:00:13 2012
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As an Adult Business Teacher, i listen to a lot of answers to topic questions in my class. when the topic gets around to love and relationships you always hear TW Girls saying the same exact shit

我在一家成人英語補習班教授商用英文,跟學生聊過很多事情,也聽到 不少回應。當我和學生聊到愛情和兩性關係之類的主題,台灣女孩子的回答都一樣,又臭又糟糕。

" i want a guy who is tall, understands me, is responsible, etc"

像是:「最好又高,了解我,又負責任,我最喜歡這樣的男孩子了。」之類的。

The problem with this is they never really define what responsible is. From my experience, what they mean by responsible is "safe". They want some castrated man with spiked hair who never takes chances, never moves in a direction that might make them feel unsafe, never walks the path less chosen. They want a guy who is just bent to their wishes for "their dreams" ie, the house, the car, the baby, the whole nine yards.

她們所謂的責任感,到底是什麼?這就是問題所在。就我長期觀察,她們所謂的「責任感」,其實就是「安全感」。她們想要一個男人,這個男人可以任由她們擺佈(譯註:任由擺佈,castrated被閹割的,衍生為"毫無男子氣概");這男人從不會令他們感到不安;這男人最好盲從大眾,在人生旅程內,不會走那些崎嶇小徑。她們想要一個男人,這個男人最好能依照她們的意願行事,最好能將她們的意願當作自己的夢想,最好替她們買個房子,買輛車子,養個娃兒,買一堆東西!

Nothing is wrong with those things, except that they have become the "Price For Admission" so to speak, rather than the result of two people's love and efforts for one another. They constantly take shortcuts.

其實這也沒什麼。然而,她們總把這些事情當作是「愛的門票」,而非「兩人互信互愛的結果,彼此付出」的結果。她們喜歡抄小路,而非走康莊大道。

These Women always talk about how they want someone who understands them. By this, i take it to mean they want an extension of their spoiling family or old<b> boyfriends </font></b>(Plan B... but still wait around) who will put up with their temper tantrums, immaturity, and stupidity. These women are basically in the market for either daddy or theirolder brother, someone who is used to their bullshit.

台灣女人總希望某人可以了解自己;換句話說,她們就是想要有一個人,能像自己的家人和男朋友一樣,忍受自己的壞脾氣、不成熟、還有愚蠢。這些女人基本上沒什麼市場,除了自己老爹和哥哥之外,沒人受得了她們的鳥脾氣。

Expecting someone to understand you is the height of immaturity. We should seek more to understand others than to be understood. The world owes us nothing, but we live in it, and should lear to adapt to it, not the other way around.

想要某人了解自己,這本來就是「不成熟的極致表現」。我們應該試著了解別人,而非怨恨別人不了解自己(譯註:子曰:「不患人之不己知;患不知人也。」)。這世界沒欠我們什麼,而我們卻寄身於此,我們應該學習「與世界和諧相處」,而非「教世界與我們和諧相處」。

i find TW women to be utterly selfish, insecure, and self centered. As I have seen with many couples and unfortunate friends, when they age it's even more nonstop bitching and moaning. The focus just becomes on more money, more eating, more competition to show off to family and friends. You can forget about an exciting sex life. Lately i look at them with a mild disgust, despite some of their physical beauty.

台灣女人特別自私,自我中心,又很沒安全感。我看過很多夫妻檔和不幸的朋友,當他們老了,還得忍受自己的伴侶不停犯賤和抱怨。她們就是想要更多的錢,吃更多的東西,向自己的家庭和朋友炫耀。你別想說有刺激快樂的SEX生活,我一向覺得台灣女人有點噁心,雖然她們肉體還是有迷人之處。

No pus** is worth being constantly drained by these emotional vampires. Funny, with the many new girls I meet here, I aways say to myself"this one is different". LOL! Nope, same shit with a different package.Same movie played over and over.

台灣女人個性善變,像個吸血鬼,她們的鮑魚不值得追求。我也曾經遇過幾個女孩,試圖說服自己:「這些女孩跟其他女人不一樣。」這很奇妙。然而,英雄聯盟啊!她們換湯不換藥,與其他女人一樣爛。相同的悲劇一再發生。

Oh Well, at least have a little fun, play their game, complement them on how brilliant it is to wear glasses without lenses, expect to pay for lots of dinners out. And most important....Yes, indeed, know when to say next. Their stock will drop in value quick and is a short sale. HK Girls are a way better catch.

好吧,玩她們的遊戲,看她們戴上「沒有鏡片的眼鏡」,稱讚她們有多好看,請她們吃晚餐,這些事的確還有點趣味。最重要的就是:「該換下一個,就換下一個了。」她們的價值就像股票賣空一樣,下跌得很快。香港的女孩子好多了呢!

感謝版友指證!

P.S 第二篇!
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推 Puma5566:英雄聯盟真是神來一筆 08/15 21:12
推 GhostAI:中肯0 0 08/15 21:13
推 mickeyjan:看到英雄聯盟這翻譯我也跟著LOL了 08/15 21:13
推 mammamia310:英雄聯盟個鬼阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:14
推 pratt:英雄聯盟超爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:15
推 kioya1247:明顯是故意的吧=_= 08/15 21:16
推 ionle:這篇之前就有人提過了 08/15 21:16
推 KEINO:英雄聯盟 XDDDDD 08/15 21:16
推 TORK:英雄聯盟啊! XDDDDD 08/15 21:16
※ Shaider:轉錄至看板 CATCH 08/15 21:17
推 vocational5F:英雄聯盟啊!XDDDDDD 08/15 21:17
推 jacky20407DDDDDDDDDLOL 08/15 21:20
推 Hateson:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:21
推 plantqq:LOL太好笑了 就好像每隔兩周就出新角色依樣XD 08/15 21:21
推 e23882:Adc 08/15 21:23
推 xuptjo:推英雄聯盟 08/15 21:23
推 JackaLMeIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:26
推 nieh:英雄聯盟是梗嗎???????還是你是丟GOOGLE翻譯啊??? 08/15 21:28
推 ccjjea:然而,英雄聯盟啊!是啥鬼XDDDDD 08/15 21:28
推 mybaby520:誰不知LOL是啥意思 不要以為自己英文程度很強-.- 推 08/15 21:30
→ yoyotvyoyo:英雄聯盟 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:30
推 biycer:英雄聯盟是殺小拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:34
推 Suwasayo:LOL!故意的吧 08/15 21:35
推 totenkopf001:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:35
推 samhou6:看到英雄聯盟還害我去看原文XDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:37
推 PELJE:LOL最好是英雄聯盟XDD 08/15 21:39
推 iambiaggi:能夠翻譯這篇文章會不知道LOL是啥意思嗎?!當然是故意的 08/15 21:39
推 foamb:LOL 是 laugh out loud 的縮寫吧.......... 08/15 21:42
推 salene:拜託 用屁眼看也知道那是刻意翻的 少好為人師了 08/15 21:43
推 augustus730: 08/15 21:44
推 jn8029:你翻的太文雅了 08/15 21:44
推 neil2003tw:太中啃了 08/15 21:44
→ tOlaNd:way better是「好得多」 不是「在某方面好一點」 08/15 21:46
推 TKWdEmoN:lol超故意的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/15 21:47
※ 編輯: Nilo 來自: 114.43.42.112 (08/15 21:4
※ 編輯: Nilo 來自: 114.43.42.112 (08/15 21:50)
推 Assyla:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 21:51
推 kimura0322:中肯到爆 08/15 21:51
推 adamsung:中肯到淚推!! 真希望這老外能去上一下我前前女友~! 08/15 21:52
推 cfst906516:還在那邊我要放棄台灣男生了 08/15 21:53
推 millertw:然而,英雄聯盟啊 XDDDD 08/15 21:54
→ lanniba:八卦版就有篇翻的幾乎一樣了 08/15 21:58
推 ffsl0823:大推英雄聯盟!!!!! 08/15 21:59
推 zennyruan:lol超好笑!! 08/15 22:03
推 joey7339:這不推行嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:05
推 marjan:英雄聯盟!! 08/15 22:07
推 globekiller:不看原文還以為英雄聯盟是歪國人的梗XD 08/15 22:09
推 gungunit:英雄聯盟啊! 08/15 22:09
推 donation12:lol<---現在算是網路聊天的熱門用語阿 @_@ 08/15 22:09
推 healer:英雄聯盟翻得妙XD 08/15 22:10
推 n911303:讚! 08/15 22:11
推 LuHandsome:LOL 08/15 22:15
推 wpaulw:哈哈哈 神來一筆 08/15 22:17
推 longkiss0618:推哦 08/15 22:18
推 capoboyenta Kill!!! 08/15 22:24
推 jevin:我一直以為 lol 是舉雙手投降的意思耶 08/15 22:28
推 p845286:哈哈 英雄聯盟阿 08/15 22:31
推 lazyboy624:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:32
推 armkira:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:33
推 Nomoresin:靠北 英雄聯盟是什麼梗XDDDDD 08/15 22:35
推 armkira:怎麼沒轉八卦? 08/15 22:37
→ RachelMcAdam:英雄聯盟啊LOL 08/15 22:38
→ RachelMcAdamDDDDDDDDDd 08/15 22:38
推 kryptos:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:41
推 exr555:推英雄聯盟 08/15 22:42
推 tim2241257:LOL........幹我笑了XDDD 08/15 22:43
推 sediments:然而,英雄聯盟啊! XDDDDDDD 神來一筆阿 08/15 22:43
推 Apple0230:英雄聯盟.... 08/15 22:46
※ 編輯: Nilo 來自: 114.43.42.112 (08/15 22:47)
※ 編輯: Nilo 來自: 114.43.42.112 (08/15 22:51)
→ snsn:孔子說的那句後面是患不知人也喔 08/15 22:52
→ snsn:你剛好改 把我推的刪掉吧 08/15 22:52
→ aergDDDDDD精闢的英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 22:56
推 BouHoa: 08/15 23:04
推 Rho:英雄聯盟是哪招XDDDDDD 08/15 23:06
推 Rsew:想當老師的 也要有點幽默感啊...明明就很搞笑 08/15 23:14
推 wj790418:推一個阿!! 08/15 23:16
推 Kunoichi:推英雄聯盟 XD 08/15 23:23
推 softseaweed:LOL! 英雄聯盟阿! 08/15 23:25
推 kindless:英雄聯盟阿!XDDDDDDDD 08/15 23:26
推 wowhung:我還以為跟英雄聯盟有什麼關係 08/15 23:27
推 whibear:看到英雄聯盟我笑了 08/15 23:28
推 handsome6115:not complement, it's compliment... i guess 08/15 23:30
推 lapinmusic:英雄聯盟是哪招XD 08/15 23:37
推 godlong:英雄聯盟 原翻譯肯定是故意的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 23:38
推 ssun302231:英雄聯盟太猛了吧 08/15 23:39
推 asd2260123:lol.....XDDDDDD 08/15 23:47
推 homerunball:英雄聯盟阿LOLLLLLLLLL 08/15 23:48
→ sleeplist:看到英雄聯盟啊!雖然心裡有底去看原文加一,推神翻譯XD 08/15 23:54
推 snower06:組隊推王嚕! 08/15 23:57
推 phenix1014:神翻譯!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/15 23:58
推 oopsskimoD Laugh Out Loud 08/16 00:04
推 kersihi:你在英雄聯盟什麼啦XDDDDDDDD 08/16 00:07
※ kianken:轉錄至看板 joke 08/16 00:17
推 mildmiro:不錯笑。 08/16 00:18
推 soem:lol.....XDD 08/16 00:20
推 oscar740616:大推lol不是笑的意思嗎?可是他用大寫所以是英雄聯盟? 08/16 00:24
推 ie945130:英雄聯盟啊!XDDD超好笑的!! 08/16 00:27
推 pennymarkfox:lol不是那個lol啊!!!! 08/16 00:29
推 willen80:英雄聯盟阿!!! 08/16 00:31
推 tw00111610:很早以前就看透了 蠢的是我跟這老外一樣總是企圖說服自 08/16 00:33
推 francis1n:LOL XDDDDDDD 08/16 00:34
→ tw00111610:己這個女孩女人不一樣 結果總是令人失望 直到有一次我 08/16 00:34
→ tw00111610:跟一位越南妹認識不到三天 在說笑中她突然擁上來激吻 08/16 00:35
→ tw00111610:我才恍然大悟愛情的本質本來就該這樣 台灣女人..除了外 08/16 00:36
→ tw00111610:表的確吸引人之外 大部分都只剩下滿滿的膚淺根自我中心 08/16 00:38
推 hotanger:婆他的無奈 08/16 00:38
推 irarref:good job 08/16 00:39
推 MirageAngel:◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆夠舒暢 08/16 00:45
※ zufain:轉錄至看板 LoL 08/16 00:48
推 jojo5417:推 08/16 00:57
推 conference:英雄聯盟阿 我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 01:03
→ shdai:推 真是太中啃了啊 08/16 01:05
推 dreamworker2:英雄聯盟是哪招啦XDD 08/16 01:06
推 a101010555:中肯至極 08/16 01:09
推 p0x0q:LOL!!! 08/16 01:35
推 luk5151604:LOL!!太好笑了XD 08/16 01:39
噓 nitero:以偏概全 抱歉了 08/16 01:49
推 j3307002:英雄聯盟XD 08/16 01:58
推 facebookptt: 然而,英雄聯盟啊! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 02:06
推 miaooooooooo:英雄聯盟個屁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 02:13
→ vwo:第二段 那是有什麼好罵的 因為英文差啊 只會表達那些 08/16 02:36
→ vwo:他媽的這種爛老師我以後一定英文會話課一定要小心點 08/16 02:36
→ vwo:看這種文更覺得某些白種人超噁 08/16 02:38
推 nightspirit:英雄聯盟救了全篇!!! 08/16 07:04
推 barry1011:實在 08/16 07:06
推 CIDgreen:英雄聯盟 XD 08/16 07:57
推 k078787878:aad carry謝謝 08/16 08:23
推 jellyhija:推翻譯... 08/16 08:26
推 fatsologo:lol 08/16 08:34
推 QingTing:純推英雄聯盟啊~ 08/16 09:08
推 foryou168:LOL!! 然而,英雄聯盟啊! 08/16 09:10
推 ex951753:... 08/16 09:15
推 tchen4:LOL!! XD 08/16 09:18
推 x80378:英雄聯盟啊! 08/16 09:25
推 archiuray:翻的不錯耶,有到位!!! 08/16 09:30
推 im37:英雄聯盟啊!LOL 08/16 09:47
推 zerocool:推了 08/16 10:02
推 yueyajbdt:the nine yard指的是全部的東西~不是庭院的意思 08/16 10:23
→ Nilok,感謝指證 08/16 10:29
※ 編輯: Nilo 來自: 114.43.43.236 (08/16 10:29)
推 w60241:靠邀...英雄聯盟笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDY 08/16 10:34
推 kevinying:英雄聯盟XDDD 08/16 10:52
推 faway:然而,英雄聯盟啊! XDDDDDDD 08/16 10:56
推 etderain2002:英雄聯盟阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 11:19
推 terryroc:英雄聯盟有梗XD 08/16 11:23
推 mathrew:一看就故意的, 有點幽默感 行嗎 ...... 08/16 11:37
推 scottlt8015:從推文就可以看到有多盲從 08/16 11:53
推 Palen:推...感謝翻譯 08/16 11:57
※ htl:轉錄至看板 RIPE_gender 08/16 12:57
推 Laco5566:我還以為你會翻ㄏㄏ我錯惹 結果看到英雄聯盟我失守了 08/16 13:32
推 coke147:推英雄聯盟 08/16 14:38
推 ethan323:大推LOL 08/16 14:54
推 WKK:哈哈哈哈!英雄聯盟是殺小啦XDDDD 08/16 15:23
推 ThomasHSNU:台灣女人嘛~ 08/16 16:24
推 eisenccw:英雄聯盟 這是三小 ~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/16 16:42
推 HSNU1151XU:英雄聯盟XDDDDDDDDD 08/16 18:31
噓 poisonsea:以偏慨全 08/16 19:00
推 acezero:英雄聯盟XD 08/16 19:19
推 kevin751021:推~ 08/16 21:17
噓 aiwenmango:以偏概全,說不定是物以類聚,才會吸引到一群這樣的女人 08/16 22:40
→ aiwenmango:然後就把全台灣的女人歸為這一類 08/16 22:40
推 DaSmall:爆~ 08/16 23:07
噓 gn00173389:是故意的啦 樓上一堆自以為英文多好 多益900up喔 08/17 00:00
推 motorr:英雄聯盟是殺小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 四篇外國對人台灣女人的觀察(4/4)Why Taiwan Girls Are



作者 Nilo (辰) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第四篇(taiwanese girl are)
時間 Thu Aug 16 20:02:14 2012
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True enough. Taiwanese women are the most selfish creatures I ever
encounted. I used to live in Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore and in all
these countries. I met gorgeous and sincere ladies with well manners and
good heart. Since I took this job in Taiwan my sexual, emotional and dating
life is totally fucked up...

確實,我遇過的女人中,台灣女生是最自私的生物。我曾經在住過馬來西亞、印度尼西亞、新加坡,還有一些國家。我遇過一些漂亮女士,大氣、待人真誠、有禮貌、心地又好。但自從我在台灣找了一份工作,我的性生活和情緒整個變得很糟。
And yes, never, ever EVER marry taiwanese bitch unless she makes you
rich... You have to target women with money. Either self-employed or well
paid professional with a thick saving accounts. BUT BE AWARE; Even if you
hold Phd from University it will be pretty tough to squeeze any money
out of her. Yet if you are that good or that lucky to put such spell on her
then try your best to squeeze her dry. Once you take her money then you are
the boss. You can enslave her and no matter what you do or how you treat her
she will be submissive little bich that licks your toes hoping for the rest
of her pathetic life that one day when you are off guard or off of your
mind she might somehow get her ''investment'' back.

沒錯,千萬不要跟任何一個台灣女生結婚,除非她能讓你變得有錢。你得找有錢的女孩子,最好是自營工作者(Self-employed)或是有一定存款的專業人士。還有,一定要記住:「如果你是某個大學的博士,你很難從女人身上拿到錢。」如果你運氣夠好,一定要把她榨得乾乾淨淨。你只要拿了錢,就可以隨心所欲命令她。你可以讓她臣服於妳,就算你要她舔腳指頭度過餘生也沒問題,她就是冀望:「當你離開她的時候,你能把錢還給她。」

Piece of life saving advice;
救命守則:

If you are that good or that lucky, take her money, make her empty her
accounts or sell the house or put her in debt if need. Don't feel any
remorse and DO NOT HESITATE just take it all if you can. During the entire
process make sure your passport is in the safe place.

如果你真夠幸運,能拿到錢,記得要榨光她的存款,賣掉她的房子,有需要的話,就讓她負債累累。別覺得這樣不好,也別猶豫不決,拿光就對了!在這過程中,確保你的護照安全。

Enjoy island for a while and fuck around. (especially those teenage
little bitches, gold diggers. You have to tear them apart and destroy their
little cunts the way that they won't be good for any cock anymore. You also
have to fuck them in the ass until they have to wear dipers for the rest of
their hello kitty miserable animal lives).

在這島上好好享受,到處開「苞」吧!(台灣的青少女特別的賤,特別愛錢。你必須玩到她們的賤鮑鬆掉,讓她們再也不能做那檔事情。你也可以玩她們的後庭花,玩到她們必須要包著紙尿褲,好能度過她們悲慘的人生。)

After you satisfy your rage and acomplish your revenge transfer all money
to your country or switch it to good traveler's cheques and get the air
ticet. Tell your squeezed bitch your father just passed away so you have
to go without any delay. Or if you want to play with her a bit more just
talk her into threesome and expose her to the brutal and painful double
penetration together with some ruthless dude. You can even try asking her
for more money or turn her into . You can be her for a
while and see how it goes. But once you see black and thick question
mark above her dumb empty head just get ready and get a hella out of here!!!

等到你滿意了,再把錢匯到你的國家,或轉成旅行支票,買張機票回家。跟你的賤女人說:「我老爸剛過世,我得馬上回去!」如果你還玩不過,那就帶她去跟某個殘暴的傢伙玩3P吧,最好讓她的後庭花和鮑魚都疼到爆掉。你甚至可以試著跟她要多一點的錢,讓她去做妓女,好讓她為你多賺一點。你可以當她的皮條客,看看情況如何。當你搞得他暈頭轉向的時候,你就趕快離開台灣吧!

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TW girls... as far as I know, they wish they were japanese. When they
speak, to differentiate their MANDARIN from what their Chinese cousins over
in the mainland, they always speak in a really fake ass Japanese wannabe
tone. It's so fucking lame. I know I know, there's a bit of history of
Japanese occupation of TW, but you don't see Koreans, as cocky as they
can be sometimes, completely idolizing another nationality to a point of
basically copying them. It's funny how TW wants to be recognized as its
own state, with its own nationality, but in the end, all their pride is
nothing more than a facade, an image. And if the Japs have an attractive
image, they'd rather become semi-Japanese. That's fucking lame dude. That's
not pride, that's just ignorance and a lack of self-worth.

就我所知,台灣的女孩子希望自己是日本人。她們講話,就是刻意有別於中國
大陸的腔調。她們總是用日本人的腔調在講話,又假又垃圾。真他媽的糟糕極了。我知道台灣曾經被日本人佔領過一陣子,但韓國人也有阿!為什麼韓國人不會像台灣女孩子一樣,完全把另一個國家當偶像,甚至想要完全效仿另一個國家?台灣想要在國際上成為一個「政體」,卻在另一方面不停模仿另一個國家,所謂的「台灣尊嚴」只流於表面。這真他媽的糟糕。沒有尊嚴,只有無知,不信任自己。

Then you get the whores, those rich ass international American born
Taiwanese bitches. I've met one. She was ugly as fuck, FLAT face with wide
nostrils and ugly ass fish lips. Her face looked like a puck or a pancake.
But I'm not a superficial guy. I really wouldn't give a shit other than the
fact that she has zero personality. She's always been a stuck up bitch, and
if it wasn't for the fact that she was always ugly, she'd be on every
daddies' dick.

你可能會把到幾個台裔美國婊子,屁股像美國人一樣肥。我就曾經遇過一個,長得跟鬼一樣醜,臉部沒有立體感,鼻孔又大,像魚一樣厚的嘴唇,臉扁扁,看起來就像一塊鬆餅�

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