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FROM OUR LATEST CD... TOILET PAPER , THE NEW KING
Posted:Mar 18, 2020 4:47 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 12:29 pm
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Hey all you germ laden peeps... We're backing up our 1st two hits, My Corona, & Elvirus, with 2 more great ones... You'all Gonna Die, & Breathe on me...
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FROM OUR LATEST CD... TOILET PAPER , THE NEW KING
Posted:Mar 18, 2020 4:46 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 12:29 pm
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Hey all you germ laden peeps... We're backing up our 1st two hits, My Corona, & Elvirus, with 2 more great ones... You'all Gonna Die, & Breathe on me...
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THIS IS WHY MEN SHOULD GIVE ADVICE...
Posted:Nov 11, 2008 4:15 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 12:29 pm
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Dear Rick, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house, watching tv as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when all of the sudden the engine conked out , & the car shuddered & rolled to a stop. I walked back to the house to get my husbands help, & I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked in. he was in our bedroom with the neighbors . I am 32, he is 34, & the neighbors is 22. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him he broke down & confessed that they had been having an affair for the past 6 months or so. I told him to stop, or I would leave him. He was let go from his job 6 months ago & has been feeling increasingly depressed & worthless. Since I delivered my ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling & I'm afraid that I just can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help??? Sincerely, Befuddled in the U.S. Dear Befuddled, A car stalling after it has only been driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine &/or related systems. First you should check your battery cables. Make sure the terminals & cables are clean & that there is a good connection. Very important that your battery be charging. next you should probably check your fuel lines. Make sure they are clear, clean, & free of debris. After this you want to check all of your vacuum lines, belts & hoses.Also be sure to check the grounding wires of the vehicles electrical system, & perhaps the ground to the starter as well. If none of these approaches seem to solve the problem you may want to check the fuel pump. A faulty pump would not supply enough pressure / fuel to the injectors, which also may need to be cleaned. Of course, it never hurts to change the spark plugs every 10,000 miles, & put in a new air filter every year. I hope that some of this will help, kind Regards, Rick
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WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE...
Posted:Nov 1, 2008 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 6:32 pm
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My youngest sister just gave birth to what will be her only , a healthy baby boy. She named him Harley, after her motorcycle.fresh out of the womb he got a slap on the ass to jump start his breathing. Then the next day he was circumcised. They went home on the 3rd day. Just born, done nothing wrong, an innocent lamb, & he gets his ass slapped. He spent 9 months growing his 1/2 inch long dick, & on his 2nd day of life got 1/2 of it cut off. Welcome to Life as we know it... WHAT THE PHUK IZ UP WITH THAT???
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THIS THING CALLED "LOVE" ...
Posted:Oct 1, 2008 12:49 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 6:33 pm
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I have been corresponding a great deal recently & have typed this over 1/2 dozen times. It takes up wat too much room in a profile, I'm glad I had time to blog it.....I am a very Spiritual person. I view Life as varying forms of ENERGY. When Energy becomes dense enough we can begin to sense it with our Human Organs. Light, Heat, Sound, & then Physical objects. One of the Energies that I speak of in terms of vibration, or as being a vibration, is that of THE LOVE VIBRATION.One of my hobbies/interests is NUMEROLOGY. In Numerology the #6 is associated with the Love Vibration. When the Love Vibration becomes manifest in the Physical world we tend to call it SEX. There is a highly CREATIVE PROCESS by which ALL things become manifest in the Physical world, that is, brought from the purely Non Physical side of Reality where all things exist as some form of Energy that has not yet manifest itself in the Physical plane. NOW, SEX is just the purely Physical part of Love. I don't have SEX. To me there has to be some amount of Emotion& Intellectual/Mental Involvement, & even some Spiritual content is good. I prefer to "make love".Making Love??? What's that??? Heres what it is...Each of us as an individual is a unique Energy form. And whenever 2 or more of us enter into any new relationship, a new Energy form is Created. And that Energy Form could only be created by those people . It is very Unique. As this new relationship is being formed there are all kinds of thoughts. THOUGHTS ARE THINGS!!! I cannot emphasize that enough!!! You take everything you are thinking & form a "picture" in your mind. It becomes a thought-form. Hopefully you can project these thought forms in a Positive fashion, & help to Create in your world that which is desired. And on to "making" love... You take "your" ingreients, & you mix them in with those of the other(s) involved & let it work & grow / change/mature over time. " Birds of a feather flock together" has everything to do with The Law Of Attraction. It never hurts to do what you can to create an Environment favorable to the making & growth of Love. So, this thing called Love...When I see a Mother's tenderness as she holds her young close to her breast... I Thank God that this world's been Blessed ...with a Thing Called Love. You can't see it with your eyes, or hold it in your hands, but like the winds that cover our land...Strong enough to rule the Heart of any Man... This Thing Called Love...
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LADIES, I'M GIVIN' UP THE 1 NIGHT STANDS.....
Posted:Jul 6, 2008 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 6:31 pm
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Ladies , I'm sorry if my willingness to enjoy a 1 night stand with you made me seem shallow &/or uncaring... & now I find myself needing more...Do you think you could stand me for 2 or 3 nights???
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THE SEX LIFE OF THE 50 & OVER CROWD GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
Posted:Jul 2, 2008 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 6:29 pm
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Sex, nap, shower sex, nap, take her out to dinner, cuddle, sex, nap, sex, nap, sex,nap...
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AN ODE TO SOCIAL INTERCOURSE
Posted:Jun 30, 2008 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2015 6:27 pm
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TALK is the other 4 letter word ending in "K" that means Intercourse. Talking is Social Intercourse. Hopefully THINKING about doing "it" with you is Intellectual Intercourse....
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WOMEN & FLIRTING ARE 2 OF MY FAVORITE HOBBIES
Posted:Jun 24, 2008 2:08 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 12:29 pm
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Looking at WOMEN, & flirting are 2 of my favorite hobbies... Would I ever have to give either of them up if I decided to " settle down" ??? I hope not.....
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A BITCH AIN'T WHAT YOU THINK.....
Posted:Jun 19, 2008 6:06 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 12:29 pm
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A Bitch is...#1..Beautiful..#2..Intelligent...#3.Talented...#4...Caring...#5...HORNY!!!! HOW MUCH OF A BITCH ARE YOU?????
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I COULDN'T POSSIBLY FOLLOW MY NOSE....
Posted:Jun 16, 2008 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2008 1:05 pm
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I was in a conversation with a person the other day, who could be considered to be a Spiritual Adviser. During 1 part of the conversation, ( we talked about many things), she told me I should follow my nose. She has NO IDEA how much trouble that would get me into...All it takes is for my eyes to spot an awesome set of Breasts, & tell my mind about it. My nose finds out instantly because it is listening to everything that is going thru my mind. Then my nose is telling my mind that my legs should walk the rest of my body over to her, just so the nose can bury itself in all of that wonderful Feminine Cleavage. typical nose, just thinking of itself & it'sown gratification, leaving the mouth to drool, & fumble & stumble with words. and the rest of my body standing there, wishing she would just rip of my clothes & do me, help me get over some of my shyness....OK, HOW COME YOU READ ALL THAT, & DIDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT ???
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SORRY LADIES, I'M SORT OF MR. RIGHT NOW....
Posted:Jun 14, 2008 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2008 7:17 pm
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I know that a lot of you Ladies are looking for that 1 guy...Mr. Right... I truly wish I had the time, because you certainly are worth it. But you see, for me, I need to mow...Right Now...& I need to do a lot of firewood...Right Now. And the garden growing my food needs tending...Right Now. Oh, & then theres my boss, who wants me to work 7 days a week...Right Now... So the only time I have to spend with you is at the end of another very long day, when I'm dead beat tired & dirty, needing a shower, & food, & to pass out for 6 hours, so I have enough rest for tomorrow. I should probably be sleeping...Right Now.. Anybody wanna cuddle, NSA...Right Now??? OK, HOW COME YOU READ ALL THIS & DIDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT ???
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A BIT ABOUT THE BREAST FAIRY.....
Posted:Mar 7, 2008 4:15 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2008 5:59 pm
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It has come to my attention over these past few months, that everyone isn't exactly up to speed on the deal with the BREAST FAIRY. ALL DUE CREDIT needs to go to the comedian BILL COSBY. During the '80's, most people watched the Cosby Show on TV. Most people never heard his standup humor monologue/ show during that time period, but it was a riot. One part of it had to do with the Breast Fairy making the rounds& pumping up female breasts as each female merited. If you had been especially good you might get an extra pump or 2. And of course , as an early , most girls would only get one pump in each breast that year. So these days it's pretty easy to look around & see who has been blessed by the Breast Fairy... OK, HOW COME YOU READ THIS, & DIDN"T LEAVE A COMMENT???
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