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hotdreamer1000 60M
9102 posts
4/1/2017 8:46 am

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I Need to Get Laid


Okay, I know it is nothing new. But honestly, it doesn't matter whether it gets me in a mess or not, I really do think I physically need to get laid. Or is that psychologically?

I was driving through town this afternoon, and OMG there was some crumpet about. Long languorous legs here, temptingly terrific tits there, a pretty face in the car alongside me. I nearly crashed gazing at an amazingly admirable arse.

Maybe it was the weather. Definitely spring, but not particularly warm - I can't say there was flesh on display. It was just me. I just want one of those wonderful women lying underneath me in a soft bed for a few hours. Or on top, I don't care. (Alongside even, although I always find that a bit awkward.) A man shouldn't have to deny himself that should he? Or, as Dreamer would say, if he wants to deny himself, why should I have to as well?

I don't suppose any of you are in my area some time next week and fancy dropping in just on the off chance? Lol, it's a long way to come for most of you I know, and some of you are lesbians, so that probably rules you out. But there are one or two.....I would be an easy target at the moment I think.

marysia4u 64F
15362 posts
4/1/2017 1:07 pm

I would love to help you out, but alas................... I'm too far away.


MyNameIsKay 58F  
11808 posts
4/1/2017 10:46 pm

Ooohhh...and I have my passport too...hmmm...I'll be back after checking flight schedules.

Swim...Bike...Done


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
4/3/2017 3:41 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    I would love to help you out, but alas................... I'm too far away.


It's a kindly thought at least!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
4/3/2017 3:41 am

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Ooohhh...and I have my passport too...hmmm...I'll be back after checking flight schedules.
And I know you aren't entirely joking!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
4/4/2017 10:16 am

    Quoting rainbowsox:
    Coincidentally, we are just around the corner and as it so happens, have decided to give that whole heterosexual thing the ol' college try (or another try)!

    This is the "Dreamery"! Tee Hee!!!!

    Love you lots tater-tos,
    -E'


What a lovely thought!


sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
4/5/2017 2:28 pm

I might have been quite near a few days ago....but sadly was in the skies way above you.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


stormyroses 36F
1628 posts
4/9/2017 12:45 am

I hate to point out the logical flaw in this...but does anyone actually know where you live? Or is it just me who has wondered many a time where Bloghampton is? I always picture you in a village near Oxford or Bath or Cirencester or perhaps Winchester, some gently pretty British place that emits an old-world grace and coziness, all Cotswold stone floors and hollyhocks in the front garden. Yet, for all I know I'm totally on the wrong side of the country.

In any case, dear Dreamer, I hope your laying is not too long coming (hah!). The lusty month of May is nearly upon us, to be sure, and I imagine many a fair maid or bold wench will, too, be feeling the flutters of spring.

...Spring always seems to ramp up what Britishness I possess. I shall probably be talking like Vanessa Redgrave by the next time anyone sees me.

Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself.

"Be the change you want to see."

HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
4/10/2017 3:19 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I might have been quite near a few days ago....but sadly was in the skies way above you.
I think I felt you go by.......


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
4/10/2017 3:25 am

    Quoting stormyroses:
    I hate to point out the logical flaw in this...but does anyone actually know where you live? Or is it just me who has wondered many a time where Bloghampton is? I always picture you in a village near Oxford or Bath or Cirencester or perhaps Winchester, some gently pretty British place that emits an old-world grace and coziness, all Cotswold stone floors and hollyhocks in the front garden. Yet, for all I know I'm totally on the wrong side of the country.

    In any case, dear Dreamer, I hope your laying is not too long coming (hah!). The lusty month of May is nearly upon us, to be sure, and I imagine many a fair maid or bold wench will, too, be feeling the flutters of spring.

    ...Spring always seems to ramp up what Britishness I possess. I shall probably be talking like Vanessa Redgrave by the next time anyone sees me.
Lol, well yes, there are people who know where I live.....But of course Bloghampton is rather an invention of my imagination, and is exactly as you have just described it, and relatively near all those places!

One day I plan to physically live in a place like Bloghampton, but actually I currently live in a pleasant enough but unremarkable brick house in a pleasant enough but unremarkable unremarkable Berkshire town.


littlebratface 41M
18 posts
7/22/2018 8:56 pm

Fancy a cup of tea? I'd love to catch up. Did you get my golden egg? If not leaving another one here. Just have some writing to get off my chest, so want to blog a bit, and would love to catch up. Always wondered what it would be like to be one of those women under you dreamer... This post made me smile. The female race appreciates men like you.


hotdreamer1000 60M
11653 posts
12/19/2018 1:21 pm

    Quoting littlebratface:
    Fancy a cup of tea? I'd love to catch up. Did you get my golden egg? If not leaving another one here. Just have some writing to get off my chest, so want to blog a bit, and would love to catch up. Always wondered what it would be like to be one of those women under you dreamer... This post made me smile. The female race appreciates men like you.
Why, in your curiosity, would it be "under?" For some reason I usually imagine my dream woman on top........


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