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hotdreamer1000 60M
9101 posts
6/14/2016 3:29 am

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6/22/2016 2:15 pm

Massive Ejaculation


It must have been some kind of air pocket, combined with a hot humid day.

I went into the bathroom, gave it a quick squeeze and bam, there was a sort of popping noise and half the contents shot out into the bath, a jet of at least forty inches! There was no point in trying to get any of it back in through the nozzle, so I just washed it away down the plug hole and cleaned my teeth with what was left in the tube.

Yes, the toothpaste. Same thing happened to me once with liquid soap from the pump dispenser in the kitchen as you may remember, although in that case it went straight into the frying pan, looking even more cum like. And obviously I didn't try to clean my teeth with it.

These things are sent to try to make me feel inadequate I am sure. Which I don't, thankfully. Although I have to admit the ability of the highly skilled, professionally trained pornographic filmmaker leaves me astounded sometimes. Mount Dreamer has never managed to erupt in quite such a spectacular fashion. Although now I think about it there was that one time when after a particularly long and erotic................no, I will leave that to the imagination.

zandigal 55F
13002 posts
6/14/2016 2:10 pm


YOU are too cute!
sounds like its time for a new tube...


Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit
~Rumi


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hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
6/15/2016 2:42 am

    Quoting zandigal:

    YOU are too cute!
    sounds like its time for a new tube...

Oh heavens, I hope not, although it comes to us all in the end I suppose.


sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
6/15/2016 2:46 pm

Thanks for the mental image....and the laughs!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
6/16/2016 3:12 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Thanks for the mental image....and the laughs!
Delighted, and thank you.


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
6/16/2016 3:13 am

    Quoting PassionCork:


    Forty inches, bravo, now that's impressive !
That's what I thought! In fact it reminded me of your profile picture, lol!


marshamaybe 32F

6/17/2016 9:38 am

geezez , i almost turned and ran away screaming . After a moment to gather myself , that mught be something to see , from at least 60 inches ,. Anyway , i fixed that picture , for what it's worth .


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
6/17/2016 10:12 am

    Quoting marshamaybe:
    geezez , i almost turned and ran away screaming . After a moment to gather myself , that mught be something to see , from at least 60 inches ,. Anyway , i fixed that picture , for what it's worth .
Ha haaa! Sorry, perhaps not an image you really want to have fixed, I should have been more considerate of my potential audience!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
6/22/2016 2:15 pm

It's a necessary evil for the survival of the species. But some people think it's quite tasty. The toothpaste I mean.


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