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Showering the Tortoise  

hotdreamer1000 60M
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5/3/2014 1:40 am

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Showering the Tortoise

Simon Mayo (Amiably urbane UK middle aged DJ for those who don't know him,) was on good form last week.

He reads out three word texts his listeners send in, describing their day, which are often quite amusing.

"Trod on Nail. John in Northhampton,

Too Many . Beverley in Ipswich.

Showering the Tortoise......can that mean something else?" (Muffled laughter from back of studio, before he continues, audibly smirking.)

Guess what Simon - I think it can now, lol!

domandginger 61M/61F
7299 posts
5/3/2014 1:50 am

ah well. it made some folk smile, I suspect

sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
5/3/2014 2:02 am

LOL....I can't imagine!!!

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marysia4u 64F
15362 posts
5/3/2014 2:06 am

Not heard that one before.

tigger678902 53F  
4549 posts
5/3/2014 11:04 pm

ok but just for clarification what exactly would this euphamism mean?

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