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The Sauce of the Woman  

hotdreamer1000 60M
9101 posts
8/9/2017 9:04 am

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9/18/2017 6:36 am

The Sauce of the Woman


I was having coffee with a friend in town and it elongated into lunch. We went to a new American themed diner which has recently opened. I ordered a burger and fries, and the waitress asked me if I would like a dirty spread.

Thankfully she wasn't really my type, otherwise there might have been an unfortunate misunderstanding.

It turned out to be some kind of disgusting mustard sauce, but for some reason it triggered off other thoughts in my head.

sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
8/9/2017 11:39 am

ROTFL......that's the thing about having a dirty mind....it never deserts you!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


stormyroses 36F
1628 posts
8/11/2017 12:29 pm

"For some reason"

Uh huh.

Glad to see this terrible summer weather hasn't washed out your libido!

Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself.

"Be the change you want to see."

HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
8/14/2017 1:54 am

    Quoting stormyroses:
    "For some reason"

    Uh huh.

    Glad to see this terrible summer weather hasn't washed out your libido!
It's weird - I was out on a really cold rainy day recently and there still seemed to be a lot of scantily clad women about.


marshamaybe 32F

8/29/2017 1:12 pm

I might have asked for a fly swatter , just in case .


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
8/29/2017 1:54 pm

    Quoting marshamaybe:
    I might have asked for a fly swatter , just in case .
Oh eeeuuuuwww!!! Or yuck even!

For some reason it made me think of spreading of legs, but although she wasn't my type, she wasn't ugly enough to attract flies!

Really lovely to see you here by the way. What a pleasant surprise. I can't think what prompted you to visit!


coranimuscorcill 55F  
802 posts
9/2/2017 7:59 am

Thanks for a much needed laugh!
You may find it interesting to know that there's a place called BiscuitsN'Porn.

You're invited to CorPlay anytime.
Kinky-ish coffee or before bed time fun in favorite chat rooms.
Life is too short not to laugh!
Peace, light, love


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
9/18/2017 6:34 am

    Quoting coranimuscorcill:
    Thanks for a much needed laugh!
    You may find it interesting to know that there's a place called BiscuitsN'Porn.
BiscuitsN'Porn??? You know I am going to have to look that up now don't you!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
9/18/2017 6:36 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    ROTFL......that's the thing about having a dirty mind....it never deserts you!!!
Other parts of the mind and body may slow down, but the dirty mind never sleeps.


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