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The Wrong Kind of Evocative  

hotdreamer1000 60M
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3/3/2015 10:47 am

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The Wrong Kind of Evocative


They say a smell can be the most evocative way to bring back a memory - we've all blogged about it.

But this was a much less pleasant experience.

I went into town to get a haircut. I went to a fairly new place which I only started going to recently, but the pleasant woman who cut my hair the last couple of times wasn't there. Still, the place was empty, and a girl took my jacket and asked me how I wanted it cut. (I assumed she meant my hair, not the jacket. )
I said, "just neat and tidy, there's not much more you can do with it these days," but she didn't smile so I hoped I might get away without too much conversation. I did, but it wasn't worth it. As soon as she started cutting I became aware of a not very nice smell wafting about me. At first I couldn't place it. I wondered if she maybe had bad breath. Then suddenly it hit me right between the nostrils.

OMG! I haven't smelt anything like that since Scuffer Morgan accidentally shoved his arse in my face bending down in a cramped changing room after a school rugby match. Funny guy, Scuffer. Walked with his toes turned in, bandy legged, like a cowboy, only without the hat. He could run though. I found myself thinking about him as I tried to work out where the appalling smell was coming from. I wonder what became of him? Did he make a success of his life? Has he been happy as an adult? He always struck me as one of those people who never got his fair share of good luck, but you never know, things might have changed for him. If I bothered more with social media and the old boy network I suppose I could look him up, but I think I'll leave it. Odd that I should remember him at all though really, and I wouldn't have were it not for the fact that here I was, having my haircut by a woman who smelled like his sweaty arse.

At first I thought she was just lax in personal hygiene. It wasn't exactly a shitty smell, more that sort of unwashed sweaty bum smell, hence recalling Scuffer, but then I started to notice that the smell only wafted by when her scissor hand was in front of my face. Oh Lord, it was on her fingers! I tried very hard not to think about how it got there. She finished, showed me the back in a mirror, I paid and came straight home. I'd had a bath when I got up in the morning, but I found I wanted another one.

I can still imagine that there is something faintly whiffy following me about even now. I didn't give her a tip, but perhaps I should have - "wash your arse before you go to work!"

Eeeurrrrghh!

tigger678902 53F  
4549 posts
3/3/2015 12:41 pm

eeeewwwwww how awful for you,...and anyone else she served in that state!

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sexysixties2 72F  
38886 posts
3/3/2015 1:02 pm

I'd have needed a bath too. EEEEEW!

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MyNameIsKay 58F  
11807 posts
3/3/2015 1:07 pm

Note to self... don't read blogs during lunch time any more!

Swim...Bike...Done


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:25 pm

    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Note to self... don't read blogs during lunch time any more!
Oh no! So sorry Kay!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:32 pm

    Quoting rainbowsox:
    I just barfed. In my mouth
    Think positive. They put their tools. In some mediciny concoction. Don't they?

    The real story. Scuffer? What the hell?
    Cough up that story!

    Love,
    -H'

Scuffer? Guy at school, (real name not quite Morgan, ) scuffed his shoes as he walked due to bandy legs and pigeon toes, smelly arse, no real story I'm afraid.

It wasn't her tools I was worried about. Oh my god........ reading the word tool makes me think.......... you don't think maybe she was a........a ladyboy do you? No wait, I mustn't even jokingly suggest that ladyboys might be smelly - there are probably lots of them on this site, really nice perfectly clean people.


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:34 pm

    Quoting  :

Made in Hell you mean! I know, I've smelt people before, but....in a personal service kind of up close industry like hair dressing.......it's not good enough!
Thanks for visiting.


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:35 pm

    Quoting tigger678902:
    eeeewwwwww how awful for you,...and anyone else she served in that state!
I knowwwwww!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:36 pm

    Quoting PassionCork:
    You are a better human than I dreamer . . . I would have made my emergency excuse and left even in mid cut.

    Would be interesting to know what happened to Scuffer.
I almost decided to mention it, then chickened out, lol. I just sat there thinking about Scuffer and trying to breathe shallow!


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/3/2015 1:38 pm

It didn't help, I keep thinking I can still smell her. Like when you can still smell a woman's perfume on you after a good date, only without the good part.


Wildfire9600 106F  
6572 posts
3/3/2015 3:07 pm

LOL...next time call ahead and make sure your usual girl is available!

I once had to suffer through a 90 minute root canal with a dentist who had obviously eaten a lot of garlic for his lunch. As if the root canal wasn't enough! I kept thinking a dentist should be quite particular about having fresh breath, shouldn't he??

You want to stop the flame from burning. I just want to let it go...


hotdreamer1000 60M
11652 posts
3/19/2015 3:47 am

    Quoting Wildfire9600:
    LOL...next time call ahead and make sure your usual girl is available!

    I once had to suffer through a 90 minute root canal with a dentist who had obviously eaten a lot of garlic for his lunch. As if the root canal wasn't enough! I kept thinking a dentist should be quite particular about having fresh breath, shouldn't he??
Oh I have had that with dentists too. You are right, they should know better! Or maybe they are trying to get their own back on all the hideous patients they have had to treat?

Anyway, as to that hairdresser......................... I am just trying not to think about it!


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