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"Friendship is the only cement
that will ever hold the world together"
~Woodrow Wilson



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beltane
Posted:May 1, 2009 10:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 11:47 am
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green
spilt out into the meadows
running into every being
filling us up with spirit
tumbling
the pulsing red life of the earth
in the smoke of the firecircle
i saw my demons scatter to the skies
dissolving into the midnight air
there is nothing but the sun
the moon
in perfect equilibrium
unreal yet grounded
alone in body, full in spirit
love

Written by Lady Lissar
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Quote
Posted:Apr 16, 2009 10:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 12:14 pm
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"Nature has her proper interest; and he will know
what it is, who believes and feels, that every Thing
has a Life of its own, and that we are all one Life."


Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Don't try this at home!
Posted:Apr 16, 2009 10:25 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2009 12:13 pm
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"


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Quote
Posted:Apr 9, 2009 10:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2009 9:15 pm
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"By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter."


~Confucius
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A Favor
Posted:Apr 9, 2009 10:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2009 10:01 pm
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I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so..

Do you have a piece of gum?


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Elements
Posted:Apr 8, 2009 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2009 10:00 pm
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To take from the Earth..
is to nourish thy self and others.
To feel the Wind..
is to be free and enjoy all life.
To light a Flame..
is to find your way in the dark.
To dance in the Rain..
is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back.
To know the Spirit..
is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony.
Do you know the Spirit?

From: rickcarioca
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Proverb
Posted:Mar 24, 2009 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 10:18 pm
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Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your .
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our .
We are more than the sum of our knowledge, we are the products of our imagination.

Ancient Proverb
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MASTURBATION POEM
Posted:Mar 24, 2009 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 10:05 pm
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You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."
Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!
It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!
(Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.)
You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand!

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30 Seconds to Mars
Posted:Mar 12, 2009 11:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:38 am
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The Story
I've been thinking of everything
I used to want to be
I've been thinking of everything
Of me, of you and me

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created

I'm in the middle of nothing
And it's where I want to be
I'm at the bottom of everything
And I finally start to leave

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created
I created

And I swear to god
I've found myself
In the end

And I swear to god
I've found myself
In the end

And I swear to god
I've found myself
In the end (In the end)

And I swear to god
I've found myself
In the end (In the end, in the end)

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created (I created)

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created

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The New Secretary
Posted:Mar 12, 2009 11:15 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 9:56 pm
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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her."
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"


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QUOTE
Posted:Mar 10, 2009 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 12:00 am
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"Your life is an island separated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats you send to other shores or how many ships arrive upon your shores, you yourself are an island separated by its own pains, secluded in its happiness."

Kahlil Gibran
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The Paradox of Our Age
Posted:Mar 4, 2009 9:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2009 9:52 pm
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We have bigger houses but smaller families;
More conveniences, but less time;
We have more degrees, but less sense;
More knowledge, but less judgment;
More experts, but more problems;
More medicines, but less healthiness;
We've been all the way to the moon and back,
but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.
We build more computers to hold more information to
produce more copies than ever but have less communication.
We have become long on quantity,
but short on quality.
These are times of fast foods but slow digestion;
Tall man but short character;
Steep profits but shallow relationships.
It's a time when there is much in the window,
but nothing in the room.
by The Dalai Lama
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