A realy cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 28, 2016 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2016 12:18 pm
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What do you call a bear with a missing ear??
"B".
my 6yo grandson Jacob told me this and I wanted to groan, but he looked so pleased he told a joke I didn't know the answer (I had a slow brain day) .
I laughed and just had to grin and bear it.
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Just a thought.
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Posted:Mar 26, 2016 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2016 4:05 pm
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How come it's only Good Friday when it's great every other day??
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A few more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Mar 23, 2016 3:34 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2016 1:44 pm
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Old fashioned girls names like Rose, lily etc seem to be coming back. We wanted one for our new but could not agree. So we named her Nan.
I think she'll grow into it.
I phoned my doctor today and said "I need help, I'm a man trapped inside a woman's body".
"It seems I grabbed a tube of superglue instead of a tube of lube".
Finally one you can tell your grandkids.
What did one pencil say to another pencil?
You're looking sharp today.
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Yet another cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 21, 2016 3:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2016 3:20 pm
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
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A cheesy thought.
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Posted:Mar 19, 2016 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2016 4:02 pm
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Another cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 16, 2016 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2016 4:03 pm
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My ex girlfriend and I were incompatable.
I had the income, and she was patable.
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1 more cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 14, 2016 4:06 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2016 4:03 pm
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Two lorries collided, one was loaded with tortoises and the other with terrapins.
Police said "It's a turtle disaster".
I found vasaline was a great sex aid after my sons were born!
I used to smear it on the bedroom door handle to keep them out.
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A few more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Mar 10, 2016 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2016 7:55 am
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An Officer sternly said to one of his privates "I didn't see you at yesterdays camouflage lesson".
The private replied "Thank you sir".
A recent study has shown that women that carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
When I got married I expected some hazing on my Stag Night, and I woke up the next day with one eyebrow and half a moustache(OK I can live with that), but if I find out who was the B'stard who put Novocain in the Vaseline I'll kill him.
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1 more cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 9, 2016 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2016 3:42 pm
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What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are always wanted.
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Another cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 7, 2016 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2016 3:42 pm
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When I was younger everything was handed to me on a plate, soup was a nightmare!
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1 more cheesy joke.
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Posted:Mar 5, 2016 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2016 4:25 pm
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A guy knocked on my door this morning and asked "would you like to make a contribution to our local swimming pool"?
So I gave him a glass of water.
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2 more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Mar 2, 2016 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2016 3:54 pm
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Why are tomatoes rubbish at running races?
They're always playing ketchup.
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I visit Germany a couple of times a year and I always make a point of going to the duty free shops when I return. My friends are always pleased to see my holiday schnapps
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Always look on the bright side of life.
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Posted:Feb 29, 2016 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2016 4:07 pm
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I love 29th Feb, an extra day! broke the routine, did the same stuff for a Monday then finally got into the garden(pruning) got back inside and started decorating(finished most of the living room), sat and had a couple of mugs of tea. Thought I'd experiment with paella, used chicken(and the stock), uncooked jumbo prawns(had too peel them), then the part I don't really like - peeling tomatoes(slippery little buggers). Took about 3 hours prep, then almost an hour to cook, but it was worth it! Saved some for tomorrow.
Happy Leap Year.
finally a cheesy joke,
Why do hungry clocks never have the right time?
They keep going back four seconds.
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