more cheesy jokes(you must be getting bored)?
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Posted:Feb 2, 2016 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2016 5:25 pm
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I asked my wife if my parents could come down for the weekend, she asked "WHY". I replied "well they've been on the roof for five days now".
Every morning I take my wife tea in my PJs, she says she'd prefer it in a cup.
When my wife and I argue it's like a rock concert, we start off with some new stuff, then we roll out our greatest hits.
and a quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you will live forever.
(Mahatma Gandhi)
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Back to cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 30, 2016 4:52 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2016 4:26 pm
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What do you call a fat psychic? a four-chin teller.
I used to think chiropractors were a waste of time, but now I stand corrected.
atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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advice too all.
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Posted:Jan 28, 2016 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 4:52 pm
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I heard that a simple way to avoid taxes was to hide your money offshore.
You have too be really careful. I fell out of the boat six times.
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more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 27, 2016 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 4:32 pm
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Never trust atoms! They make up everything.
I've half a mind to become a footballer, that's more than enough apparently.
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more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 26, 2016 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 4:33 pm
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My mate Tony loves too show off his bird pun skills. I realized that toucan play at that game.
I could tell you stories about a Van Der Graff generator that would make your hair stand on end.
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more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 25, 2016 3:38 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2016 4:33 pm
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My dad worked for the highways agency for 23 years, he then got sacked for stealing. I never spotted it but all the signs were there.
I may be middle class but I'm hard, al dente you might say.
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cheesy jokes(again).
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Posted:Jan 21, 2016 4:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2016 2:46 pm
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I've been offered a 60" plasma TV for £100 , the only problem was the volume was broken, but at that price I thought I just couldn't turn it down.
My got upset with me when I put up a 6' fence around the back garden. That was a week ago and he still hasn't got over it.
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cheesy jokes(again).
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Posted:Jan 20, 2016 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2016 2:36 pm
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Why did the bigamist cross the road?
To get to the other bride.
Sorry I've been absent for a bit but I've had toothache for the last two weeks and I was feeling miserable, my dentist wouldn't help until I'd had a course of antibiotics, feeling better now
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2 more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 14, 2016 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2016 4:29 pm
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What do you call an unemployed Jester?
Nobody's fool.
and,
58 small computers were found by police in a flat, the thief in court said "I blame my Doctor", "He said keep takeing the tablets".
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more cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 12, 2016 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2016 3:34 pm
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My first job was in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned,
I just couldn't concentrate.
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What do you call a line of men eating burgers whilst waiting for a haircut?
A barberqueue..
and finally;
I joined a gym and asked the trainer "which machine should I use too impress beautiful women,
He pointed out the window and said "The ATM".
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Another cheesy joke.
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Posted:Jan 9, 2016 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 2:23 pm
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My mother is in her 80's and she doesn't need glasses.
she drinks straight from the bottle.
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cheesy jokes(again).
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Posted:Jan 7, 2016 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2016 3:35 pm
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My mate, Tony, is addicted to brake fluid,
But he assures me he can stop at any time.
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Back to cheesy jokes.
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Posted:Jan 6, 2016 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2016 3:36 pm
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What's nasty, aggressive, and bad tempered?
A vicious circle!
I really hate it if people know too much about me,
OH LORD, I wish I hadn't said that.
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