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You wanted the best, you got the best...It is JIM!!!!!!

I will make ALL sorts of comments here...Mostly on current affairs...BUT you never know what will pop up here...

I MAY do some erotica, it seems my readers want it, so I MAY oblidge...The any resemblance to anyone or anything you may know or have read before is strictly coincidental and does not reflect any real experiences or people....

DO NOT BLAME SANDRA!!!!! It is all me here!!!!
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And it only took 40+ years
Posted:Mar 17, 2010 6:26 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:50 am
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The VA recently announced it was streamlinging the procedure for veterans of the Vietnam war who were exposed to agent orange...

It only took 40+ years to do this....

And you want these same people in charge of healthcare for ALL Americans?

They can't take care of the 10% that are veterans....
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Its been a while
Posted:Mar 9, 2010 4:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:50 am
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I reckon because so much is fucked up that I can't keep up....

How fucked up is that?

Anyway...I am composing a few different ones, to my fans, be patient...To someone just stopping in, come back later....
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The Funeral Procession
Posted:Jan 19, 2010 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2010 10:45 am
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 80 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the and said, "I am so sorry for your loss and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's." ''What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My attacked and killed her"

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."
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Healthcare...Another hot button topic...
Posted:Jan 16, 2010 4:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:50 am
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Go to the HHS site, run by our government and look for the report, 'Overview of the Uninsured in the United States: An analysis of the 2005 current population survey.'

This is the report that is often used by the left to 'prove' we need to scrap the system we currently have and start fresh with a new government run program.

Do some math with it, the 46 million or so begins to dwindle almost immediately, the best I can figure, there's about 9 million people who are without and cannot afford it and are not eligible for the current assistance programs....

So, for about 9 million people, they want to fuck up the system that works for the other 300 million?
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Almost forgot!
Posted:Jan 4, 2010 5:17 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2010 5:43 am
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Happy Fucking New Year, you fuckers!!!
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In response to another post
Posted:Dec 28, 2009 5:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2010 7:42 am
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Honesty is the best

Here's me as a young won...
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Holiday Season
Posted:Dec 26, 2009 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2010 5:16 am
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So it is that time, time to reflect on the previous year, time to see where you went compared to where you wanted to go, etc.

Me, I just say, 'FOK IT!'

I had no goals, no aspirations (aside from being President of the World) and that makes it so my year is a success.

I remained sober another year, Christmas Eve is my sobriety date, so now I have 11 years...What an amazing thing to me...Never went more than a day or two before that fateful Christmas Eve....

Anyway...

How did your year turn out?

Are you where you thought you'd be?

Did you accomplish what you set out to do this year?
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Why not a cousin?
Posted:Dec 20, 2009 5:09 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2009 4:50 am
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I was reading my good friend wondumfok 's blog I and it dawned on me....

So much religion spreads in our government, lives, etc and we don't even realize it...

Why do people get married? Because the church said so.

Why do people think they should be monogomous? Because the church says so.

Why do we not marry cousins? Because the church says so.

Wait a minute, I know what you're thinking, 'If you married a cousin, you'd have retarded or deformed !'

Not true, look to the Amish, African tribal communities, Amazonian tribal communities, etc. they all marry cousins.

In addition, if you look through history, cousin marriage was outlawed LONG before we had any clue about genetics.

Now, you may want to know, 'Why would a church not want you to marry a cousin?'

Here's the reason:

Back in the Middle Ages, the Catholic Church used the passage in the Bible about the camel through the eye of a needle to claim that one could not get to heaven if they had any worldly possessions, so before someone would die, they had to give everything to the church someone else.

When cousins married, it made it quite easy to 'keep it in the family,' so to speak when it came to wordly goods. The two cousins would give their goods, land, etc to someone within the family, keeping it close to themselves, not to the church.

The church was missing out on this bountiful bevvy of goods, so they decreed that cousin marriage was a sin or abomination to God.

Now, when people married, the families would be fractured. The church would be the only entity worthy of giving your worldly possessions to, and the church began to amass wealth beyong compare.

A side note, what's the most wealthy organization in the world?

The Catholic Church...They own most of the 'great works' of art, they were commisioned to tell the stories of the Bible to those who couldn't read them, which was the majority. They inherited all the lands, 10% tithes of all the members, etc.

Pretty scary, huh?

Another side note, there was only one US President who was Catholic, who was it?

JFK...It frightened many people, the Pope's word is law to Catholics, and many were afraid that it would be the Pope, not Kennedy who would be President.

Odd what you learn in history, isn't it?
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Thanksgiving
Posted:Dec 1, 2009 5:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2009 4:51 am
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So, here's my day...

12 people coming over, wake up at 5 am to begin cooking...

Spend all day cooking, plus some time the night before..

Fry 2 turkeys, homemade pies, stuffing, taters, etc...

All the food is done aside from biscuits...

GF is gonna make them, so I decide to shower at 4 pm...

Come out of shower, she's in the bathroom holding TP on her fingers...

Let me see it...

Blood all over the place...

DAMMIT!!!! Stiches...

Off to the ER...

Leaving a great friend shy_gal1970 in charge of the house and all....

Some folks left...

Some arrived late...

Get 5 stiches....

Home...

Leave at 11 pm to shop...

Shop until 12 noon...

Off to work in Crystal River...

Finally to bed at 10 pm on Friday....

WHAT A DAY!!!!
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Today
Posted:Nov 26, 2009 5:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2009 5:27 am
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Happy Thanksgiving you random fucks!
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WARNING!!!!!!!!
Posted:Nov 23, 2009 5:50 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2009 5:27 am
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OK you internet savvy people...

I just received warning from a guy I know who's in internet security with the Department of Defense...

If you get an email that says, 'Pictures of Nancy Pelosi naked!'

DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!!

It contains...

Pictures of Nancy Pelosi naked

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Some one liners!
Posted:Nov 17, 2009 11:03 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2009 4:50 am
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin African.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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Answers
Posted:Nov 17, 2009 6:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:50 am
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1. Bush. Obama started reading a book in April and had not finished it by June, putting him on a pace of no more than ten books per year. Bush read forty to ninety-five books a year while President, not counting a new and complete reading of the Bible every year. Bush scored 1206 on his SAT, putting his IQ in the 125-130 range, smarter than 95% of the population and in the company of Lincoln, Rousseau, and Thackeray. He graduated from Yale and earned an MBA from Harvard. Obama earned a law degree from Harvard, but has not released any of his academic records. Despite what you might have heard, we know nothing of his IQ, test scores, or grades from any of the schools he attended.

2. Law firms. In the 2010 cycle so far, Lawyers/Law Firms have contributed $33,779,866 (81% to Democrats), and the Oil & Gas industry has contributed $6,293,631 (34% to Democrats). In the 2008 cycle, the numbers were $233,499,989 (76% to Dems) from lawyers and $35,564,322 (23% to Dems). In all, lawyers contributed about six times more to politicians than the Oil & Gas industry.

3. Obama. Per Eamon Javers at Politico, "As president, Barack Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in a number of high-profile public speeches -- something his predecessor George W. Bush rarely did in such settings."

4. Obama's 2009 deficit, the largest in U.S. history. It was more than three times that of Bush's record 2008 deficit. Per the Congressional Budget Office, the 2008 deficit was $455 B, and the 2009 deficit was $1,417 B. As a fraction of GDP, it was the largest deficit since 1945.

5. The CBO expects the debt held by the public to be 77.1% of GDP in 2016 under Obama's plan, or an increase of 89% as a fraction of GDP, and the highest level since 1950.

6. None.
Guantanamo is still open and probably will be into 2010, maybe longer.
Obama is keeping military tribunals and clandestine wiretapping programs.
Obama plans to keep most troops in Iraq until the summer of 2010. Even then, he is talking of keeping about 50,000 troops there (compared to about 124,000 now). The number of US troops in Afghanistan increased from 37,000 in January 2009 to 62,000 by August 2009, and Obama is expected to send over 30,000 more. Total number of US troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan has increased under Obama so far (from about 184,000 in January to 186,000 in September).
Obama has used signing statements himself.
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