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Take Me Out To The Pol Game  

keithcancook 63M
7288 posts
6/17/2020 10:14 pm
Take Me Out To The Pol Game

Hi !
This parody is written in honor of the upcoming Political Rally in Tulsa, and is derived from the song Take Out The Ball Game, by Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer.

Take Me Out The Pol Game

Take me out the Pol game,
take me out with the crowd.
Give me some virus (I'll cough and hack),
My leader won't care if I never come back,
Let my lungs go POOT for the home team
If they don't win it's a shame.
Yet my vote won't count if I'm dead when it's out,
In the old Pol game.




rm_koocnachtiek 63M
380 posts
6/17/2020 10:19 pm

This obviously came from way out in left field! Ha! Defacing this song is only the beginning of your pinko policies! I know you. Next, you will have us all wearing masks in malls.

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/17/2020 10:24 pm

Grr! kooc! Git back in yer box! (or I won't change the straw this Christmas).

Don't ya hate it when your evil twin gets loose?


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/17/2020 10:49 pm

This constant eating/deleting of my words when I post something here is really fucking irritating. This glitch wasn't around the last time I was here... Grrr!!!


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/17/2020 10:52 pm

I mean, the fucking program removed the word "to" every time it encountered it. WTF?


agedfun1 73M
602 posts
6/18/2020 12:04 am

Post one line in the original post then put the real stuff in teh comments. Seems AdultFriendFinder doesn't eat words in the comment section.


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:20 am:
Thanks for the advice, agedfun. I've seen other blogs doing that, and now I understand why.

blog on!

author51 57F  
96518 posts
6/18/2020 12:22 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    This constant eating/deleting of my words when I post something here is really fucking irritating. This glitch wasn't around the last time I was here... Grrr!!!
It has been here now for well over 6 months Pinky and is frustrating.It also eats the words me and play.I substitute to for the number 2..Love the song Hun...xoxo

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:22 am:
Thank you, Brain!

blog on!

lindoboy100 57M
21634 posts
6/18/2020 2:01 am



Perfect, beautiful, you're a genius you know, you should be #1 on flakebook, or maybe Pres?



Pull ma finger.........


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:27 am:
You know this song? There's no Baseball in the UK.

blog on!

keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:52 am:
Also, I have never set up a Fb account. I was wary of it when it came out, and in spite of my family practically begging me to join, my stubborn ass just wouldn't.

blog on!

lindoboy100 57M
21634 posts
6/18/2020 2:02 am

The missing word glitch has actually been going on for years, maybe 2 or 3 years? I go through phases with it, one phase being that it pisses me off so much that I stop posting (no' much problem there mind!! )

The site support guys tried a fix quite recently (6 months or so ago) which seemed to work for me for a while, but was inconsistent elsewhere. And then it returned with a vengeance. No number of edits will restore the words permanently.

Apparently it has something to do with a software script that was set up to censor offensive language, rather than vet every post manually.

It is the most frustrating glitch ever here. As the gent above says, most people C&P their post into the first comment for the record.

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 46F
3975 posts
6/18/2020 3:47 am

For me it's the words 'to', 'all', 'daughter'. Every post, every time, those words always eliminated. Then there are randoms.... If I try to fix it, it gets worse, random letters will disappear. You can always tell when I'm super frustrated, my first comment will be my blog post.


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:38 am:
I know, right? It's like a new game to challenge us. Call it WHACK-O-WORD or something. Every time you fix a word a different word breaks...

blog on!

pocogato12 68F  
33791 posts
6/18/2020 5:47 am

The word gremlins actually were given a BUG# in May of 2019 and despite constant complaints to TechSupport nothing has be remedied. It is not new and neither is the photo thief
Damnation you need to find another tune to re-write this one is a Home Run

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 7:59 am:
Thank you, sweetie! I appreciate all compliments, especially those written in the spirit of the post!

blog on!

redrockrascal 61M
21609 posts
6/18/2020 5:50 am

KCC you sure served up a political winner there. I think you should keep in the pink

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


keithcancook replies on 6/18/2020 8:12 am:
Pink is indeed the word, rascal. The point of this post concerns Health, after all.

blog on!

keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/18/2020 7:33 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    The missing word glitch has actually been going on for years, maybe 2 or 3 years? I go through phases with it, one phase being that it pisses me off so much that I stop posting (no' much problem there mind!! )

    The site support guys tried a fix quite recently (6 months or so ago) which seemed to work for me for a while, but was inconsistent elsewhere. And then it returned with a vengeance. No number of edits will restore the words permanently.

    Apparently it has something to do with a software script that was set up to censor offensive language, rather than vet every post manually.

    It is the most frustrating glitch ever here. As the gent above says, most people C&P their post into the first comment for the record.
Aha! thanks for letting me know these things.

There have been glitches (long repaired) from 2005 that were worse. I could do a post about them, they sucked so bad.

blog on!


lindoboy100 57M
21634 posts
6/18/2020 9:32 am

One of the other curious glitches is that comments and responses don't show up for ages!! I can see your replies in my 'where I'm quoted' link, but can't see them here yet!

Pull ma finger.........


smartasswoman 62F  
33172 posts
6/18/2020 7:46 pm

Excellent parody! We won't speculate as to why he wants to kill off his own voters.

Another work-around for the disappearing words is to write your post in a different program like Word, then take a screen shot of the text and post it as an image instead. It's pretty cumbersome, but foolproof. Well, until you find your own typos and realize there's no way to fix them in an image.


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