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Milfs on Monday
Posted:May 25, 2020 2:39 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 6:08 am
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It is Monday, Bank Holiday Monday and the first day of my holiday. I have a week off, not that I am going anywhere, the UK is still under lock-down and we should stay in isolation (unless you work for the prime minister).
So I am staying at home, perhaps go out in the garden and enjoy the sunshine later today. Now I have time to let my mind wander and my fantasy float.
I dream of a gentle touch and a soft kiss on my body, a hug from a nice lady who likes to break my isolation and ease my sexual tensions.
I dream on while I look at the bees buzzing around the fresh watered flowers.









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Boobs and nipples
Posted:May 24, 2020 4:30 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 6:06 am
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Something dream about in isolation. Large bouncy boobs that I can rest my face on and hard nipples that I can suck









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Are cosplayers sexy?
Posted:May 21, 2020 2:14 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2020 7:46 am
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In a galaxy, far far away, lived a beautiful princess named Cos.
She liked very tight colourful clothes and she liked parading in front of other people and playing with herself.
These other people liked it and invited girls and ladies to dress up like the princess Cos and play for them. And they all liked it and played with themselves.
That's why this style is now called Cosplay and people still like it









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Butt or Ass?
Posted:May 20, 2020 1:40 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2020 2:36 pm
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I think butt sounds much friendlier and less vulgar than ass, but ass is more direct.
Of course, it depends on the situation and whom am I talking , an elderly lady coming for tea deserves hear a different language than a girl that I am meeting for a fuc

I caress your behind, I fondle your butt and I fuck your ass.









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tight red rubber on Tuesday
Posted:May 19, 2020 12:53 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2020 6:31 am
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(and some not so tight)

I don't know if this is the correct outfit to keep the virus away but I would love to find out









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Monday morning maids
Posted:May 18, 2020 1:34 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2020 6:55 am
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Cleaning up the mess from the weekend and let you have a clean and tidy start into the week.
Stay safe and stay healthy









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Playing with toys
Posted:May 14, 2020 12:33 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2020 5:39 am
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Another day in isolation, although there a plans to lift the lock-down here in the UK in the next weeks.
I enjoyed a long weekend, still at home, but not having to work. Instead I used the warm weather to work in the garden, prepare the flower beds and do the lawn.

Also, the car battery is flat after I haven't moved the car for more than four weeks. Not a surprise and I am prepared for that. I removed it yesterday and charged the battery over night. As soon as I am finished I am going to put it back and hope that nothing else is damaged.
Fortunately the batteries for my vibrators are working and going to be charged and ready for the evening. As much as I want to join these ladies in person, I will have to vibrate on my own.
Now I need to go back working from home, 9-5 and boring without any real human contact.

Stay safe and stay healthy








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Shiny maids, ready to polish my staff
Posted:May 9, 2020 7:53 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2020 10:05 am
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Unfortunately, due isolation there are no cleaners available and these lovely maids are far away.
So I have polish my staff on my own and do a wet swipe afterwards.









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Kissing and licking pussy
Posted:May 5, 2020 9:52 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2020 7:58 am
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Another week in isolation of the home office, the 8th now.
I either see people as a small picture on a computer screen, or behind face masks and PVC screens when I sneak out to the shops.
Hard to focus on my work when I am just sitting in front of a computer all day and need a mental break to recharge. Another couple of days to go and then I have a long weekend off. Perhaps I should just stay in bed then and dream of sex, licking pussy and remember the feeling of a woman getting hot and sweaty in my arms.

Or I just dream of a gentle kiss and some sympathy









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Nice cameltoe and beautiful pussies
Posted:May 4, 2020 4:03 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2020 12:53 am
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Another weekend in isolation, another weekend of boredom.
So I spend some time and went through my collection of fetish pictures, removed duplicates and started to sort them depending on their topics and motives.
It is amazing how sexy skin-tight latex and rubber can follow the female form and emphasises their beautiful bodies. Especially I like how these thin layers cover breasts, butt and pussies and invite a gentle touch and a kiss but at the same time protect and isolate the skin.
I have posted already a number of nice butts and boobs, here is a selection of pussies in rubber and latex. I found interesting, that there is usually a zipper in front of a strategic location, covering the pussy and shielding the view of the beautiful swollen lips from my voyeuristic eyes. But then I am open the zipper in my mind and enjoy the pleasure.

Enjoy as well.









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Friday sucks, and it would be nice if it also swallows
Posted:May 1, 2020 3:44 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2020 6:56 am
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It is Friday and I am still working from home in isolation.
Boring and annoying, I miss a human touch and I miss sex.

Should I rub myself during the lunch break or charge the vibrators for a self-orgy after work? Not really satisfying, but I am horny and prefer porn over spreadsheets today.
Just need to be careful not to send these pictures to the boss








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Lockdown lingo - are you fully conversant with the new terminology?
Posted:Apr 29, 2020 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2020 4:33 am
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*Coronacoaster*
The ups and downs of your mood during the pandemic. You’re loving lockdown one minute but suddenly weepy with anxiety the next. It truly is “an emotional coronacoaster”.

*Quarantinis*
Experimental cocktails mixed from whatever random ingredients you have left in the house. The boozy equivalent of a store cupboard supper. Southern Comfort and Ribena quarantini with a glacé cherry garnish, anyone? These are sipped at “locktail hour”, ie. wine o’clock during lockdown, which seems to be creeping earlier with each passing week.

*Blue Skype thinking*
A work brainstorming session which takes place over a videoconferencing app. Such meetings might also be termed a “Zoomposium”. Naturally, they are to be avoided if at all possible.

*Le Creuset wrist*
It’s the new “avocado hand” - an aching arm after taking one’s best saucepan outside to bang during the weekly ‘Clap For Carers.’ It might be heavy but you’re keen to impress the neighbours with your high-quality kitchenware.

*Coronials*
As opposed to millennials, this refers to the future generation of babies conceived or born during coronavirus quarantine. They might also become known as “Generation C” or, more spookily, “ of the Quarn”.

*Furlough Merlot*
Wine consumed in an attempt to relieve the frustration of not working. Also known as “bored-eaux” or “cabernet tedium”.

*Coronadose*
An overdose of bad news from consuming too much media during a time of crisis. Can result in a panicdemic.

*The elephant in the Zoom*
The glaring issue during a videoconferencing call that nobody feels able to mention. E.g. one participant has dramatically put on weight, suddenly sprouted terrible facial hair or has a worryingly messy house visible in the background.

*Quentin Quarantino*
An attention-seeker using their time in lockdown to make amateur films which they’re convinced are funnier and cleverer than they actually are.

*Covidiot* or *Wuhan-ker*
One who ignores public health advice or behaves with reckless disregard for the safety of others can be said to display “covidiocy” or be “covidiotic”. Also called a “lockclown” or even a “Wuhan-ker”.

*Goutbreak*
The sudden fear that you’ve consumed so much wine, cheese, home-made cake and Easter chocolate in lockdown that your ankles are swelling up like a medieval king’s.

*Antisocial distancing*
Using health precautions as an excuse for snubbing neighbours and generally ignoring people you find irritating.

*Coughin’ dodger*
Someone so alarmed by an innocuous splutter or throat-clear that they back away in terror.

*Mask-ara*
Extra make-up applied to "make one's eyes pop" before venturing out in public wearing a face mask.

*Covid-10*
The 10lbs in weight that we’re all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking. Also known as “fattening the curve”.

…and finally, finally: One sentence to sum up 2020, so far: At one point this week, one toilet roll was worth more than a barrel of crude oil!
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