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mc_justmc 60M
2018 posts
6/26/2020 7:25 pm
To Protect and Infect!

That's what it should say o.n every face mask made. Kind of like the cigarette warnings o.n the side of the package. I noticed that I was getting a small pimple o.n my cheek, then two? Then my other cheek got one!!! And don't even ask m.e explain my dirt filled nose pores. I was expecting a large eruption there at any given moment.

A.l.l this began a few weeks ago. Say, 5 or 6? Possibly right after I went back t.o work full time, wearing a mask day. A mask that was usually soaked in sweat an hour after I started work each day. I knew where they were coming from, what I didn't know is that this disease has a name: MASKNE. From the English word: Mask, "a face covering, not including the eyes". And the Latin: ACNE, "zit, pimple, 3rd eye, Jupiter".

If you are infected, have no fear, we are not alone. This has been a problem for 1st responders from early on. It is a combination of heat and humidity with the mask irritating the skin, termed ACNE MECHANICA. So combine irritated skin and humid human fungi in a damp facial petri dish and voila!!! Pizza Face!! The facial skin of the human species is not capable of withstanding infection from what is basically DUCK BUTTER. You know,"The combination of sweat from the ballsack and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole.". Or GOOSE CHEESE, the female version of DUCK BUTTER. That's what's growing there.

So experts say wash your face twice a day, using only your fingertips, and do not wear a mask within 30 mins of applying make u.p or lotions. And most important, just remember, that good looking person you just passed in the frozen food section, has God knows what growing under that mask. It could be swamp ass!!



mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/26/2020 7:32 pm

La La La Boomdea
I take your pants away
And while your standing there
I take your underwear


sexyldy1000 59F  
6333 posts
6/26/2020 7:50 pm

Yikes - I had no idea. When I wear one on public transit or to go grocery shopping, almost immediately, I get a runny nose, my glasses fog up and my ears itch. I can't imagine what it's like having to wear one during a full work shift!

Stimulate my mind and let’s see what happens 😊
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redrockrascal 61M
21597 posts
6/26/2020 8:35 pm

I had dinner then I read this about the various stuff that occupies peoples crotches. Thank you amp;

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


60satisfaction 62M  
204 posts
6/26/2020 8:57 pm

I worked in surgery for a few years after college and learned early one that masks, to be positively effective, must be replaced every hour or sooner depending on your activity level.
Masks trap all sorts of nasty airborne shit, not just viruses and micro-organisms.
It doesn't take long to negatively effect your health.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/26/2020 9:13 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yikes - I had no idea. When I wear one on public transit or to go grocery shopping, almost immediately, I get a runny nose, my glasses fog up and my ears itch. I can't imagine what it's like having to wear one during a full work shift!
My nose starts running when I wear one, too. Nothing like some snot added to the mix.....


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/26/2020 9:15 pm

    Quoting  :

I never knew that part was called the "grundle". I thought it was "taint". Tain't pussy, tain't asshole.....


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/26/2020 9:17 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I had dinner then I read this about the various stuff that occupies peoples crotches. Thank you amp;
I think it's called the swamp-ass diet.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/26/2020 9:18 pm

    Quoting 60satisfaction:
    I worked in surgery for a few years after college and learned early one that masks, to be positively effective, must be replaced every hour or sooner depending on your activity level.
    Masks trap all sorts of nasty airborne shit, not just viruses and micro-organisms.
    It doesn't take long to negatively effect your health.
Yes, that article mentioned changing your mask the moment it became sweaty. I don't do that so much...


CharlesD6996 50M  
261 posts
6/26/2020 10:30 pm

I have some cheap cloth ones that I try to change out every couple of hours and wash them religiously. Also, Neutrogena face wash to keep the oils down. The recent humidity/rain hasn't helped either.

All the best,

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author51 57F  
96324 posts
6/26/2020 11:12 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    La La La Boomdea
    I take your pants away
    And while your standing there
    I take your underwear
LMAO!!!!! Have not heard that version before...

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


jajo696 65F
2217 posts
6/26/2020 11:13 pm

Just another routine to incorporate into the daily, mask washing and extra face washing/moisturizing...to go along with the now already incorporated handwashing/sanitizing. Lovely....this new normal ~~


ltrskr 72M  
4336 posts
6/27/2020 1:52 am

Seems like going to a public restroom every hour or so just increases ur change of being infected with the virus!
Hmmmmmm!


secret_lade 46F
3894 posts
6/27/2020 3:35 am

Thankfully, my face isn't breaking out from all my mask wearing.... It's been a couple of months now. The company I work for has actually added links to our intranet and put a public service announcement on our musac to give us tips on avoiding acne from prolonged mask wearing.

I have been using a charcoal/clay composite wash off mask to remove the impurities from my skin. It's pretty scary looking. LOL


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:41 am

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    I have some cheap cloth ones that I try to change out every couple of hours and wash them religiously. Also, Neutrogena face wash to keep the oils down. The recent humidity/rain hasn't helped either.
I need to change my mask more often, I thought they were like underwear.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:43 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMAO!!!!! Have not heard that version before...
Oh, we used to sing that when we were kids. You know, the good ol' days when you could cough in someone's face without covering your mouth.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:44 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Just another routine to incorporate into the daily, mask washing and extra face washing/moisturizing...to go along with the now already incorporated handwashing/sanitizing. Lovely....this new normal ~~
Right? We're getting ever closer to shaving all of our body hair and wrapping ourselves in saran wrap.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:47 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Seems like going to a public restroom every hour or so just increases ur change of being infected with the virus!
    Hmmmmmm!
mix in some urine and feces with the sweat and humidity, we'll soon have something deadlier than Corona.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:51 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Thankfully, my face isn't breaking out from all my mask wearing.... It's been a couple of months now. The company I work for has actually added links to our intranet and put a public service announcement on our musac to give us tips on avoiding acne from prolonged mask wearing.

    I have been using a charcoal/clay composite wash off mask to remove the impurities from my skin. It's pretty scary looking. LOL
I've got a Mint Julep mud mask that I haven't used in a while which takes care of those nose pores, guess it's time to get busy with it.


secret_lade 46F
3894 posts
6/27/2020 5:43 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I've got a Mint Julep mud mask that I haven't used in a while which takes care of those nose pores, guess it's time to get busy with it.
Did you buy it at walgreens?? I have that too!! Lol


lindoboy100 57M
21573 posts
6/27/2020 9:07 am



Would you like some goose cheese on yer burger sir??

No thanks, I prefer pickle!!

Ah McMc, maybe you should take up free style art, squeeze the zits out on a blank canvas or two, sell them for millions! See, I'm just a beautiful genius.......you're welcome!!

Pull ma finger.........


smartasswoman 62F  
33145 posts
6/27/2020 11:08 am

Yikes, and here I was annoyed by the runny nose and steamed up glasses - no maskne so far.

But then I probably have never had to wear mine for more than an hour or so. Like BJ said, yay for retirement!


Tmptrzz 57F
81863 posts
6/27/2020 1:37 pm

I have seen this happening to a lot of first responders, and essential workers. It sucks and great advice on washing your face a couple of times a day. I hope things clear up soon for you. I hope you have a great weekend..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 3:51 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Did you buy it at walgreens?? I have that too!! Lol
Possibly, it's almost 10 yrs old. Queen Helene is the brand,


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 3:59 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Would you like some goose cheese on yer burger sir??

    No thanks, I prefer pickle!!

    Ah McMc, maybe you should take up free style art, squeeze the zits out on a blank canvas or two, sell them for millions! See, I'm just a beautiful genius.......you're welcome!!
I've had goose cheese more than once, I'm sorry to say. I could be another Jackson Pollock, just a pimply version.


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:02 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Yikes, and here I was annoyed by the runny nose and steamed up glasses - no maskne so far.

    But then I probably have never had to wear mine for more than an hour or so. Like BJ said, yay for retirement!
That's how mine started, runny nose, then BOOM!!!! i look like I'm going through puberty 2.0


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/27/2020 4:07 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have seen this happening to a lot of first responders, and essential workers. It sucks and great advice on washing your face a couple of times a day. I hope things clear up soon for you. I hope you have a great weekend..
They have to wear theirs so tight they also have those creases on their face. Most of the time I can pull mine down on my chin if I'm working alone. I'm sure I'll survive life's blemishes, we always adapt. I hope you have a wonderful mask-free weekend yourself!


author51 57F  
96324 posts
6/28/2020 6:12 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Oh, we used to sing that when we were kids. You know, the good ol' days when you could cough in someone's face without covering your mouth.
Those were the good old days eh!...lol. The one we used to sing here was:

Tra, la, la, boomdea
She did it yesterday
She did it on the couch
And all she said was Ouch!
Her Mother was surprised
To see her tummy rise
She was full of Joy
It was a baby boy....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/28/2020 7:36 am

    Quoting author51:
    Those were the good old days eh!...lol. The one we used to sing here was:

    Tra, la, la, boomdea
    She did it yesterday
    She did it on the couch
    And all she said was Ouch!
    Her Mother was surprised
    To see her tummy rise
    She was full of Joy
    It was a baby boy....
Oh damn!!!! That's some kind of pervy children's song y'all had!!!!
I'd hate to hear what y'all did with "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear..."


pagancountrygirl 62F
5216 posts
6/28/2020 5:43 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Possibly, it's almost 10 yrs old. Queen Helene is the brand,
OMG....you might want to spend a few dollars to get a new tube of that stuff! It's possible you could wind up with something worse than the Maskne from using a product that old. Ewww...

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/29/2020 2:51 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    OMG....you might want to spend a few dollars to get a new tube of that stuff! It's possible you could wind up with something worse than the Maskne from using a product that old. Ewww...
I didn't think "mud" went bad, but you could be right.


luciegirl2 51F  
507 posts
6/29/2020 3:25 pm

like I needed to add another unpleasant thing in my adult life! Acne, never any fun but whether I believe a mask will protect me or you I am not taking any chances! I wear every time I go out to any one place. I just recently ordered 2 more new ones. Stay safe handsome


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
6/29/2020 4:22 pm

    Quoting luciegirl2:
    like I needed to add another unpleasant thing in my adult life! Acne, never any fun but whether I believe a mask will protect me or you I am not taking any chances! I wear every time I go out to any one place. I just recently ordered 2 more new ones. Stay safe handsome
I wear one every time I go out, although I have caught myself halfway through the parking lot and realizing I've forgotten it.


smoketup 60M  
15 posts
7/1/2020 3:38 pm

weird


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
7/1/2020 5:52 pm

indeed


ProudFlesh55 64M
3 posts
7/13/2020 7:36 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Those were the good old days eh!...lol. The one we used to sing here was:

    Tra, la, la, boomdea
    She did it yesterday
    She did it on the couch
    And all she said was Ouch!
    Her Mother was surprised
    To see her tummy rise
    She was full of Joy
    It was a baby boy....
ours went

ta-ra-ra boom-dee-ay
did you get yours today?
i got mine yesterday
that's why i walk this way


mc_justmc 60M
6288 posts
7/14/2020 5:06 am

    Quoting ProudFlesh55:
    ours went

    ta-ra-ra boom-dee-ay
    did you get yours today?
    i got mine yesterday
    that's why i walk this way


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