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It's all about the numbers
Posted:Jan 11, 2022 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2022 8:42 am

The scientists, mathematicians, accountants and guys with big cocks will all tell you it's all about the numbers. In general that's true but not always. People have figured out how to beat the system. Standard members can't always read messages or respond. So what's a person to do? Use the system, pick an area code 315 then variations of sexual preference such as 560 then how many stairs to the second floor 13 finally 12 is the secret . See the system can be beat. Getting back to sex because after all this is a sex site when I had my implant I lost an inch of length but that's ok cause I can go indefinitely. A great trade off I think. Some women are "size queens" for cock and others are pleasure palaces. I prefer the latter. old I guess that's why I like old jokes and women. Hehe. 60 yr old woman was asked why she didn't stick with guys her age and she responded it's simply math. A 30 yr old guy goes into a 60yr old woman 2x as much as a 60yr old guy. See it's simple.
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Why are we on this site
Posted:Dec 29, 2021 6:01 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

The simple answer is sex. The rest is complicated. The most common reason is what we are missing. Whether it's none, not enough or a different type of sex. I'm lucky that I get my share(could always be more) yet I want something my current partner is not a fan off. She is not open to oral sex and I LOVE to eat pussy! I really don't care if a woman does not want to give oral as long as she's open to receiving it. I find it's an essential part of foreplay for me and I miss it. That's why I enjoy bi-curious couples so much. Some get off on humiliation, watching, bondage and so many other kinks. All are good as long as all agree on the terms. Variety really is the spice of life, not necessarily people but rather the experience. I welcome comments or thoughts which most don't respond. I respond to other blogs most always because everybody has something to say.
exciting conclusion for the Claus's
Posted:Dec 13, 2021 5:35 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

And back. So Santa and the elves load the sleigh and he is off at the stroke of midnight! The elves go back to the elf house and pass out from exhaustion as well as Mrs. Clause who knows what's ahead for her. Santa finally finishes the toy deliveries and heads for home completely sober and horny as hell! Mrs. Clause wakes with a start when she hears the jingle bells on the sleigh and prepares for what happens next. The door bursts open and she can see Santa's twinkle has turned into a raging fire not to mention the enormous hard on he has! Santa dips his dick in the lube that was placed by the chimney with care and then he enters Mrs. Claus with the lust of a thousand elves as he gives her the Christmas cheer she has been longing for and then she feels him tense and shudder............Now boys and girls we all know Santa only cums once a year........and cum he did and did........and that's the reason the elves get vacation.........she is satisfied and sore for a month or more and Santa is drunk again............Really it's a true story.........No one has ever accused me of being politically correct ever..........HAPPY HOLIDAYS
The REAL Christmas Story
Posted:Dec 7, 2021 6:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

You can share this story but don't claim it as your own because it came out of my twisted mind.
Well it's that time of year and the dirty rumors start. I know the truth! I got it right from the elf's mouth. Most people believe the movie versions about Santa and the elves, well that's crap! Santa's not so jolly and the elves are NOT . Dwarf's, midget's or little people whatever you want to them are the elves and they are just like us only shorter. So I met one in a bar on the island of St. John in January a few years ago. He seemed like a good sport so I bought him a few drinks and he became a little drunk and loose lipped. We moved to a table near the back away from the crowd and once he started talking I couldn't shut him up. It seems the elves get their vacation in January or February after the busy season. He said he really shouldn't be telling me this because they all have to sign NDA's, but he just HAD to tell someone! He told me and I'm going to tell you and we'll keep the secret. The elves do ALL the work including taking care of Mrs. Claus with a wink! I suspected the elves did all the work but I didn't know they had to service Mrs. Claus too It seems that dear old Santa drinks way too much and can't get it up for the Mrs. Santa's drunk and passed out so the elves have to go service Mrs. Claus and she is quite randy needing 3 to 5 elves at a time. Santa suspects nothing because he's in an alcohol haze. Boy oh boy I never would have suspected any of this but a REAL ELF was telling me !!!! The day before Christmas Santa stops drinking and concentrates on the business at hand, the delivery of toys for the good . So now he's all business and sober. He's way to busy for the Mrs. and the elves are afraid of getting caught so Mrs. Claus has to go without for a few days...................the exciting conclusion will cum in a bit.........check back
I just can't stop posting this month.
Posted:Nov 30, 2021 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

So much say but really cares?
I DON'T CARE IF YOU- -- breasts, no breasts, don't give oral, don't do anal, are -medium-large-extra large, trimmed-shaved or not at all
I DO CARE- - that all involved have a great time
I WON'T UNLESS YOU WANT ME - - you a slut or , cum on your face, tie you up, spank you, talk really dirty you
I WILL- - spend as much time as you need or want as many orgasms as possible for you, be discreet and respectful

A different kind of Christmas Story cuming soon
What is thick?
Posted:Nov 25, 2021 6:28 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

A very simple at home test. This is a opinion told to me by several women. Everyone has a toilet paper tube so here goes. Insert flaccid penis in tube-yes proceed to next step-no(you are thick). Next step get an erection-won't fit in tube you are thick. If you can still fit the tube you are not thick but at least you have an erection. Pussy cums in S,M&L which reminds me of an old joke.......... She says "put your hand in" so you do and then she says " put your other hand in" and you do. Then she says "clap your hands" and you say you can't. She says TIGHT HUH??
Posted:Nov 22, 2021 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

A lot of people post" must be local" when they don't plan/ to travel. I realize some meetings are spur of the moment but most are not. So how far would you drive to meet? An hour, 2hours, 3hours or more? It's a great risk to drive to meet with so many fakes and no-shows on the site. We all try to figure if the person/couple we are messaging are real and if it's a good match. Most of my meetings are 1&1/2hours or less away. I have driven 6hours and yes it worth the drive. A lot complain about the price of gas but it's just a fact of the times. Next month I shall share a Christmas Story with you that should make you smile.
Increase response
Posted:Nov 9, 2021 3:24 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 7:20 am

What do you do when the response your profile dries up? Add more pictures or ? Lower your standards or embellish the wording in your profile? What drives response, kinks, age, pics, or sexual or preference? Does listing bi-curious increase tour traffic? Are women turned off or on by guy bi-? So if you're French vanilla is better than plain vanilla? So many choices in life and more than one is right depending on you are. Pleasure is what we all seek but the road is bumpy and twisty getting . Enjoy the journey !
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Posted:Oct 28, 2021 9:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2021 2:10 pm

It's hard to believe that "drama" means so many different things to so many people. It appears that a FWB relationship is considered to allow drama because they think they own their friends. NSA meets allow drama if they it. I however believe that ""no drama" MEANS no drama. I notice many more profiles with NO DRAMA capitalized. Must be a reason huh? Some laugh when I say " I bring no baggage I leave it in the closet at home". I won't offer advice unless you are about to step off the cliff and don't see the edge. I won't you twice a day or ask you who else you are having sex with unless a STD shows up somewhere in the mix. I PROMISE I WON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU! I will respect you and your boundaries as we discussed. I won't ghost you unless you repeatedly break the rules. I will respect your decision to end it no matter how good I thought it . I guess respect is what it's all about.
Posted:Oct 18, 2021 8:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

So you actually look at the profile and say nah, yes or think maybe. If only they were younger, thinner, better etc. etc. I admit I'm a renaissance man as I like to look in her eyes as I am thrusting inside her in a sensual rhythm, listening to the sounds she makes because I actually care that she has as many orgasms as possible. That being said if it's "doggy" she really doesn't know or care who is thrusting in her as long as it's hard and oral sex usually doesn't include eye contact. So if pleasure is the expectation and the other is respectful maybe, just maybe you might to try out some of the lesser known people. I'm just saying. Thanks for reading.
Did ya ever just want to scream (in frustration not pleasure)?
Posted:Oct 5, 2021 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2022 11:26 pm

Soooooo many phonies and fakes. I do believe common courtesy is gone. Even if you go "yuk" I wouldn't be with them for a ton of can't you simply say "no thanks not interested"? Less than 25 characters or no (2) yes (3) (5) no (6) WTF is wrong with people these days? Everyone deserves at least an initial answer and then nothing if they give you a rude or crude response. Guess what people? Not everyone wants be with you which doesn't excuse bad behavior on their part. Be just a kind others and you may find the best orgasm in your life and never see coming!
Posted:Sep 23, 2021 11:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2021 6:14 pm

I don't kiss and tell nor do I call out gals that want . Upon reaching the young age of 74 and never paid to play. I have had my share of wonderful women (maybe part of your share too). Seems to be more on the site lately. Maybe hard times due to covd and unemployment I just don't know. I really only have one fetish/kink left. I have been with women from 96lbs to over 350 and I can truly say I enjoyed them all I consider myself to be a very lucky guy. The only one that has escaped me is an Asian woman as I have been with the other ethnic groups. That is the only woman I would consider and I am nowhere near the end of the road sexually. I am not putting notches on my bed post only an observation of my life. When you sit back with a glass of wine and contemplate life it dawns on you- hey I wonder what an Asian woman would be like? Now it becomes a quest to fill a void real or perceived. I feel Asian women are exotic and sexy.
So mighty questers any comments??????
Bait and switch
Posted:Sep 8, 2021 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 7:20 am

The saga continues.......... I contact a "couple" to see if there might be a fit. After several exchanges back and forth the male said that if I didn't bring a female it could only be male on male play and if I did bring a female it would still be male on male and female on female play only. I respectfully declined and suggested he change "their" profile to reflect what they truly seek. What happened to "say what you mean" and "mean what you say"??? Anyone with similar experiences? Again thanks for reading and comments are welcome.

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