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episode 4 recap, the deep breath before the plunge  

nastytease4U 42F  
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5/6/2019 4:55 pm

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episode 4 recap, the deep breath before the plunge

I go online this morning and see people whining about how boring the episode was. If you subscribed to my recaps you would have known this was to be the transition episode…..





“bring out your dead…..bring out your dead….” Just in case you did not get everyone checked off on your deadpool list the writers have started off with a nice recap.

Isn’t it amazing no matter how cold or bleak things are, one can always find wood for a fire…..

Now It’s party time…..Northern Style.

Aw….Gendry’s in love…….

And once again, the Dragon Queen proves she lacks diplomacy……this blacksmith ran back to the wall to deliver the message let you rescue everyone you care for, he helped forge all of the weapons were used, he fought bravely….yet you still choose to begin your greeting of him with “your father revolted against my dad and wanted dead.” Hey Queen B, every time you say in Winterfell you remind everyone of what your father did to the Stark family. If you would just thank him for his service and make him Lord of Storms End perhaps people would not hate you.

Not anyone is going to say anything, but by legitimizing Gendry, Queen B has elevated him to be the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms, supplanting Cersei on the Baratheon line.

Now Gendry is a lord he can marry a lady. So Gendry packs his D&D dice, holsters his light saber and puts his inhaler into his batbelt and runs off to find Arya.

(quick quiz, name a movie where a main lead character suddenly realizes he is a prince and runs to marry the princess…….)

Such a sweet proposal….but…..

Nerd alert……you slept together once, you can’t propose after the first date. You didn’t even wait three days!!

And Arya Stark once again proves the only thing worse than being put into the friend zone, is being in the friend zone, taken out for some NSA fun, then stuffed back in. It’s not just the women get all wierded out by sex……

Perhaps if he had waited until she finished crossing names off her list…..

Would she have said yes if he was still a commoner?

And then Arya is marching with the hound to Kings Landing…..uh oh …she does not think she will return - bad foreshadowing (optimistic foreshadowing, Arya does not return because she will end Storms End)

Back to the party……

Sansa gives Queen B the “I hate you look”. Why? Because queen b gave Jon the “I love you’ look? or because queen b gave Jon the “I really mad you but don’t want to show it look”. a guy, some guidance here……

A little drinking game, an embarrassing question and Jamie ends doing a late night to Brienne. Cue music, “its getting in here so take off all your clothes” and Jamie wins the battle for who gets to kiss Brienne…..

(it’s , so you start getting undressed, has ever worked in the real world?)

Tormond takes a “northern” as consolation for losing the Brienne battle, the hound rejects a similar offer.

Was it just ? Was anyone else thinking Sansa was going to offer the hound a thank you. Well, I can’t figure out women so it is probably just me…..

Everyone the party loves Jon and Arya, nobody is celebrating the Dragon Queen…this will not be good.

The King of the North/Dragon Queen romance has to a crashing end….was it the aunt thing? And Queen B begs Jon to keep his name a secret so she will not have to give her throne. This would have been a lot easier if they had gotten married first, then Sam and Bran could have kept quiet.

-Its not just , the sisters Stark do not trust the Dragon Queen.

BATTLE PLANS: Wow Only half the forces lost, I would have guessed 90% based on the last episode. I would say is a rather “good” result having had the castle walls overrun by thousands of undead.

Hey Queen B…..if you seek advisers, you should listen to them. Hey advisors…..if you think this is a bad idea, open your damn mouth. Sansa is the only person who is saying anything makes sense. Your dragon is wounded, your troops are wounded, Cersei has been gathering her troops. Now is the time to wait and heal.

Nope……its off to war! With a portion of your forces arriving a month early…..divide and conquer your own troops…not wise

But first, Bronn arrives with his crossbow and…………………..suspense………………..here it comes……………….he gets Highgarden. Really, is how ended? was a let down….there had better be a secondary plot twist coming.

And Jon Tells two friends, and they tell two friends, and so on and so on and so on…..

the fact Jon Snow is actually the rightful heir to the iron throne will soon be common knowledge.

And just as everyone is getting out the pom poms and ready to toast the defeat of Cersei, Yuron comes along with another bad ass ship (you know, if he was not such an asshole he would be a fan favorite character) and takes out a wounded dragon………perhaps if he was fully healed he would have survived

Two dragons down. Bad omen, with only one dragon their can only be one rider……

And the fleet once again gets ripped to shreds……

How does the only person using a rowboat to get the shore get captured?

And so its treason…….(if the dragon queen pulls out a lightsaber to defend herself my head would explode…speaking of lightsabers search for the video with Arya fighting but with lightsabers, too cool, I was not able to save, copy or share it….)

Is Varys’ destiny to kill Queen B?

Bitch Queen announces she is pregnant with Yuron’s …guess she decided not to let Jamie be the dad after all. Is there a black hole in the reach? Time seems to be moving at random paces. There is not enough time between episodes 2 and 4 for Yuron to notice Cersei has become pregnant but there is enough time for the castle walls and all the ships in the fleet to be outfitted with scorpions…..

Here we are, the stand off, Bitch Queen v Queen B.

sorry Danarys, is the most pathetic use of force I have ever seen. Quite frankly, I don’t see why Cersei did not send out her army to wipe them out.

And so we go to the standard sci fi/fantasy plot point 2: Good guy with no army demands surrender and gets laughed . Bonus points for everyone who names a movie with plot point in it.

And standard plot point number 3: Bad guy does something so heinous everyone is enraged.

Missande is dead. How Tyrion does not get 20 arrows in his chest I will never know……

Is Jamie riding to Kings Landing to help or defeat his sister? Brienne is in tears, realizing now Tormond is gone too.

Tormond, Ghost, Sam, Gilly….are they officially safe or will there be a dramatic appearance in the end?

Two more episodes to go….

ext week we have the battle of Kings Landing with our heros fighting with……

1 dragon

½, no, ¼ or the original Unsullied

A bunch of Doth raki, which require a battle in an open field.

How many men are still alive from the Northern armies, they have been wiped out at the Red Wedding, Battle of the Bastards, and by the Night King.

Will the Dornish army arrive in time?

We still Clegane Bowl

who will be the younger sibling to kill cersei


Defeat, capture, then one epic battle in the throne room? (in theory, episode 5 could end with everyone dead or captured and 6 begins with “Arya” in disguise stabbing someone in the back and rescuing everyone)

CleavageFan4U 63M  
62061 posts
5/6/2019 6:16 pm

The lady in the picture looks both defeated, and quite content!

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BendMeOver278 29F  
2757 posts
5/6/2019 7:47 pm

My husband is sure that Jamie will fulfill the witches prophecy of her brother killing her... but with a baby inside her, I'm not so sold.

I suppose they'll throw in Clegane bowl. He always says he hates his brother and I think people really are rooting for it.

No theories on your other questions.

rubberbunslicker 45M
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5/6/2019 7:55 pm

proteus_2a 54M
7800 posts
5/7/2019 1:53 am

Thanks for the recap my lady
And the gorgeous pic

Cheers - P

discreetornone 68M
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5/10/2019 2:39 pm

I too am an avid GOT fan! I am a bigger fan of your very hot pics!

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