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recap episode 1, spoiler alert GOT  

nastytease4U 42F  
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4/15/2019 5:31 pm

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recap episode 1, spoiler alert GOT

It took long enough……………did everyone enjoy binge watching on HBO last week…………….?

New intro…..as all the plot lines have intersected, we have only two cities in the opening credits. And such intricate interior detail. Now we know what took two to finish…..

Oh, and map’s wrong, the wall did not break in the middle, it broke on an end…… will bother all season…

We begin with the ex king and faux queen marching the Doth raki into winterfell. Arya watches silently while some young Northern climbs a tree. Looking back, how many things happened because of Bran’s love for climbing……

They brought soldiers, they brought wagon upon wagon of dragonglass…but no food.

’s right, faux queen’s major victory was destroying an entire wagon train of food to feed the poor…..

But we not worry, the dragon’s will eat. Personality check: Did you find funny or as a bad omen of things to …….

So the Mother of Dragons finds herself in Winterfell, and every five minutes has to run around demanding respect because “I your Queen!!” To misquote Tywin Lannister: “Anyone who has to keep reminding people they are the queen is no queen:”

But lets scoot down to Kings Landing for a moment.

It appears Cyburn is actually concerned about the army of the dead.

Cersei’s only regret is you can’t load elephants onto boats……

Yuron is absolutely the most obnoxious, crude, arrogant, misogynist bully you could design in a character. Sure he can lead the army of arrogant bullies, but at least Cersei can rise above …..promise him what he wants to get your army and navy and then, when the war is over……Yuron will get a crossbow in the back.

Cersei stomps down the arrogant bastard, one of the few moments I proud of her. And then she pauses…..no…….cersei……don’t……

And so ends the battle for cercei’s cunt

So once again the asshole gets laid. And the world is going to believe Cersei is giving birth to a greyjoy………………….

Hey Yuron, the person who needs immediate validation after hooking is usually the person who is worst it?

Besides, we all know lancel was the best

And we have Bronn proving a FFFM party looks great in your head but in reality is you lying on your back while the ladies chat about guys getting their faces burned off…..

How many of you were thinking Cyburn was going to request Bronn kill Yuron?

Bronn has two chests of gold and orders to leave Kings Landing and go to Wintefell to kill Jamie and Tyrian (as Tyrian said, one fool with a crossbow and this war could end quickly), what does he do…….

1. Take the gold, hop on boat to Essos and retire

2. Stash the gold, go north and request Tyrian double

3. Kill one of them, get killed by Arya, then Arya returns to Kings Landing as Bronn to collect the rest of the bounty (with the hound as her prisoner)

Meanwhile, back Winterfell the dragons are not eating. So Jon does his Harry Potter dragon ride to a set of waterfalls in the north, a place where the horny queen suggests they could stay forever. The last woman who suggested she and Jon stay naked in a cave got an arrow in her back…….

It would seem dragons get hungry by watching human’s mate……

And the obvious suggestion Aunt and Nephew wed is made (would they make suggestion if they knew the truth)

A great idea…..because what the world has always needed is for a Stark to marry a Targaryean….

Wait….isn’t actually how Robert’s Rebellion began….

Arya reunites with Jon…..is the whisper in the ear to not forget where his s from foreshadowing?

Arya reunites with Gendry….Worst flirting ever…..then again, I totally oblivious to all of so who I to judge….

What is Gendry making for Arya? Has anyone screen captured the plans yet?

Mother of Dragons reveals she executed Sam’s family. Hmmmmm…I wonder if now she realizes how stupid can be.

So….Sam goes and tells Jon his true heritage, and not in a “hey this is great news for you” but in a “shut damn bitch , she ain’t got no claim”

Meanwhile, Jon can’t get past the “dammit, I am sleeping with my aunt” thoughts in his head.

Yeah, Theon rescued his sister.

What’s dead will never die!!

Dammit, the Greyjoy’s had it right all along

Foreshadowing? The Iron Isles will be the only place they can escape to if the war against the army of the dead is lost. Is the last scene of the series a jump ahead to the first spring where they go ashore to see the ruin left behind?

Meanwhile, back in the north

Jamie has arrived, alone. First person he sees, the he crippled.

We learn which members of the Knight’s watch survived the destruction of the wall and see more white walker art, only this time the art comes “alive”. The army of the dead is on its way to winterfell……………

And first to fall……random Umber Lord……did not even qualify for the deadpool.

I think there needs to be some creative viewing party ideas for the battle of winterfell……

how long does the army of the dead last, think about it, they do not need to attach winterfell at all, they can just surround it and starve them all.

Will a Dragon fall at the battle of winterfell?

Does Jon really leave longclaw behind after the battle (if he is riding a dragon, he may have given the sword to someone else to fight with)

Who gets to winterfell next: Bronn or the Night King?

What are the Doth Raki supposed to do hiding behind castle walls?

CleavageFan4U 63M  
62672 posts
4/15/2019 6:00 pm

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fillbothenz 72M
117 posts
4/15/2019 6:19 pm

I get they had some exposition to do, and a lot of what happened is foreshadowing the rest of the series, but really, did we need the The Bachelor dragon dream date? There're only five episodes left. Get on with it.

clittywhisperer1 56M
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4/15/2019 6:22 pm

Paulxx001 63M
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4/15/2019 6:25 pm

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Lions_fan8118 35M
64 posts
4/15/2019 6:44 pm

Wow!! Great summaries!

DoctorBooty 39M  
6358 posts
4/16/2019 5:14 am

Lots of parallels with this episode and the first one.

Cayenne65 48M  
1 post
4/16/2019 3:18 pm

Nice recap. I enjoyed it, but with only 6 episodes lets stop with the love flight of the dragons and on to more important things.

tomfun691 55M
1170 posts
4/17/2019 7:32 am

not sure what language you are speaking - but wow love the outfit

billyray234 56M
654 posts
4/18/2019 8:39 pm

so good, what a great show. very sexy

proteus_2a 54M
7929 posts
4/25/2019 11:56 pm

Just building the tension my lady

As for your pic, an absolutely gorgeous offering !

Cheers - P

bigtime69666 39M
53 posts
4/28/2019 3:14 am

so far this season was disappointing and not worth the year long wait. I hope things get better.
I was thinkin things picked up in epi 2 when ayra took clothes off but they skimped out. and it was a disappointment to.

maybe I need to watch GoT with you! could use a snack as I watch

wntsomethingmore 48M
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4/30/2019 2:31 am

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