Sex Tips Women Wish More Men Knew
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Posted:Feb 19, 2015 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2015 5:04 am
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1. Unsolicited dick pics are not attractive, neither are unsolicited vids/cam feeds of you stroking your dick. If she says she wants to see, then fine, otherwise – most women do not like dick pics.
2. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS – AND CLEAN THEM!!
3. If you are giving oral sex and she moves her body, do NOT move your head with her. She is trying to position you where she wants you.
4. Mid vaginal penetration it feels amazing if you do a few really shallow thrusts, like just the head of your cock 6-10 times, then shove the full length back in and return to hard pounding. Repeat as needed.
5. When you begin going down on a woman, pull her panties down only enough to get to her pussy. Like, as soon as you can put your mouth on her pussy lips and let the waistband of her panties catch/hold the underside of your jaw/chin. The eagerness is so fucking hot and it’s not as easy to pull away when your mouth and tongue hit a really sensitive spot.
6. The best foreplay begins WAY before either one of you have mutually decided to have sex. Some examples: She is just walking around the house minding her own business and you suddenly grab her ass, push her over the table, smack it, then walk away like “Bitch, I gotta go to work now; we don’t have time to do anything.” Then later she goes back to minding her own business and while she is doing something like cooking, studying, watching tv, you suddenly treat her to some vigorous groping, neck kisses, etc. then say “I gotta go take a shower, love you!” If this happens throughout the day, all the surprise sexual advances with no gratification, she will be a horny, crazy mess by the end of the day. You will walk through the door and literally be attacked and dragged off to the bedroom!
7. If a woman tells you “just like that” or “keep going” or anything similar, then just stay at the same pace. Most men get excited and start speeding up which completely breaks her rhythm.
8. She won’t always orgasm, it’s not a big deal, she still wants you to.
9. Wash your cock! A stink cock doesn’t get a blowjob. No woman wants to stick her face near your funk.
10. Be vocal. Tell her where you want her, how much you want her, what you’ll do to her and how. Tell her what you like, if she should do it longer. Don’t be afraid to moan because it is an indicator that it’s mutual pleasure. She loves to please as much as she loves being pleased.
11. When you’re done, LET HER USE THE BATHROOM FIRST. UTIs are the worst and most women need to pee/wash right after play in order to help prevent them.
12. When you’re going down on her, keep your hands busy too. Grab her breasts, stick your fingers in her mouth, put a finger in her pussy or ass. Stimulate as many areas as you can at once.
13. Do not pull anal beads out like you’re starting a lawnmower.
14. Have fun, keep her happy, make her laugh a little and be romantic at the same time … she’ll be putty in your hands and a puddle on your cock!
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Posted:Jul 20, 2013 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2013 12:08 pm
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Last week I decided to order some new playthings. So I got online and found a place that had a few things that looked like fun and also had paypal, which is awesome, so I placed my order. When the email confirmation came in, I looked and noticed that the shipping address was to Michigan, not Florida (where I live) and when I saw the street address I almost had a heart attack. They were shipping my order of sex toys to my DAD!!!! Arrrggghhhh ... I may be a grown woman with a of my own, my own house, a great job, etc. but when it comes to sex and my actual father, I'm still a (apparently) and suddenly went into full panic mode! I immediately responded to the confirmation and asked them to update my shipping info, I went to the site and searched and searched for a contact phone number (which did NOT exist, the only thing on their contact page was a form that you fill out and send - which I filled out and sent!). I called the number that was listed on my paypal confirmation (which came separately from the email confirmation from the company) and that number went to a cell phone voicemail-box that had never been set up! My heart was pounding, my palms were sweaty, my brain was racing ... I ended up sending 3 separate emails to the company each explaining the mix-up and begging to have the shipping address updated.
After a couple of hellish hours, I got a response. They had my updated shipping address and would make sure that the package was sent to my home address and not my dad's. WHEW! Bullet dodged! lol
Now, obviously my dad knows that I'm sexually active, but that doesn't mean I want him to get a package of sex toys that were obviously meant for MY use. He doesn't need to know the details, that his "little" girl enjoys having her tits/clit pumped and really large dildos in her holes!
Also, while I have "daddy" fantasies, they do NOT extend to my actual father! The thought of that, makes me want to hurl. I've always been attracted to older men ... when I was in Jr. High, I dated high school boys. When I was in high school, it was college-age men. After high school, it was any man who was at least 5 years older than myself and as I got older, the age difference lengthened even more. It's just what I like and the daddy/ play just adds a new twist onto that, gives me a reason for being turned on by older men. It is what it is!
So, anyway, I got the package yesterday, which is great. My left to go on vacation with his dad and I was looking forward to making plans with someone and breaking in my new toys. I woke up today and got my period ... life is just too damn funny sometimes!
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Happy 4th of July!
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Posted:Jul 4, 2013 9:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2013 6:15 am
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Hooray for freedom - I hope you all get the chance to let your freak flags fly today!!!
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Working from home ...
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Posted:Jun 14, 2013 8:59 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2015 4:05 pm
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I love working from home. On the days when I'm home alone (when my is in school), I can be naked or nearly naked and wear nipple clamps, have a vibe in my fuck holes and another on my clit and I stay hot and wet all day long! yum!!! I can also cum several times a day and there is nothing more delish than that ... unless it was having a partner make me cum several times! 
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Self Lovin'
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Posted:May 22, 2013 7:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2013 4:33 am
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When you are alone and in need of "lovin'" what is your favorite method? Do you take your time and make it last, do you watch movies or read erotica, do you use toys of some kind?
I'm more of an "all of the above" kind of girl, depending on the timing and circumstances! My go to method is just to use my hands and go to town on my body. Pinching and twisting my nipples which always gets me really wet and then fingering my cunt while rubbing my clit. Makes me squirt every time!
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off topic ...
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Posted:Apr 27, 2013 8:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:35 am
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Almost a year ago I bit the bullet and traded my car in for a brand new one. In some ways it hurt because I hadn't made a car payment for almost 8 years! However, on the other hand, it was really worth it because even though I loved my old car and took really good care of it, the new one had LOTS of upgrades and is ultra comfy 
Then I went out to lunch with my dad a few weeks ago and when we left the restaurant, I see a DENT in the rear lift gate!!! Ugh, even worse, my car is on lease and even though I have gone out of my way to drive carefully, park far away from everyone else, get my car detailed inside and out every 6 weeks, etc. now I am screwed because someone else was careless. Fuckers!
Then someone gave me some good news ... they knew someone who could remove the dent without messing up the paint! Woo hoo .... so I got in touch with this wonderful soul and bippity boppity boo-ya ... in about 10 minutes time (and only $20) my car is back to the brand new state.
I was so happy that I would've given the guy a blow job had he asked! lol
Honestly, the whole experience was at least as good as an orgasm
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Another 1 Hit Wonder
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Posted:Feb 22, 2013 11:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2016 6:15 pm
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On the spur of the moment, I took a chance and met with someone that I've been chatting with for a really long time. He came over, I was hot and wet and ready to roll. I suck his cock, get him all hot and bothered, he spends 2 minutes sucking my tit and fingering my wet cunt and then he wants to fuck (so did I, don't get me wrong). He spends less than 5 minutes fucking me, blows his load and then says he's done! WTF?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
After all of his big talk and all of his begging and pleading to be given a chance, he finally GETS a chance and literally BLOWS it!!!
To top it off, I got up to go to the bathroom and clean up a bit and he fucking LEFT! No good-bye, nothing. Just fucking grabbed his shit and hit the bricks. I guess on the one hand I'm fine with it since he obviously had nothing left to give me but on the other hand, WTF kind of behavior is that?
The worst part, this is the SECOND time something like this has happened to me in the past month. Both times were with men who I had been talking with for over a year and both men begged and pleaded to be given a chance to prove how much they wanted to be with me. The first guy still contacts me and still asks for another shot at it, but I've already blocked all communications from the 2nd turd.
This is why I have such a hard time actually pulling the trigger on meeting guys. I have so very little free time and every time it gets wasted like this, I am that much more reluctant to give anyone an opportunity to waste even more.
I would start thinking that it's me, but while this guy lasted he was praising me over and over and over, how much he loved my cock sucking (I am really good at that) and how great my cunt felt and how much he loved my tits, etc. Then he came in just a few minutes and bolted.
So, here I sit, fucked in both the literal and figurative sense of the word and not an orgasm did I get from either!!
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Well ...
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Posted:Feb 12, 2013 6:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2013 11:04 am
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I'm at that point again - the one where my membership will be expiring in a month or so and when it does, I don't plan to renew it. I enjoy getting to know new people, but it just seems like most of the ones who are the most compatible, always live far away! Of course, those of you who keep in touch with me off this site will still be able to reach me and I don't plan to delete my profile, just not renew the paid membership.
Honestly, most of the men who try to reach me are free members themselves. I guess I am feeling like if they can't be bothered to pay for a membership in order to prove they are serious about meeting in person, then why should I be paying for one? I'm not expecting a man to wine and dine me so his cheapass can at least pay for his membership here in order to meet me and stop expecting me to pay for that as well! lol
You all know who you are
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Happy New Year!!
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Posted:Jan 1, 2013 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:35 am
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Does anyone have any resolutions? Mine are the usual ... here's hoping I can keep some of them for longer than a few hours this year 
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Tis the season ...
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Posted:Dec 3, 2012 6:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2013 12:10 pm
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It's holiday time again and I don't know about you, but I have a love/hate relationship with this time of year! Every year I try to make plans to go home to Michigan so my can experience a cold, winter Christmas with all the family around and it seems like every year something happens to derail those plans. This year is no exception, although I'm still making efforts to salvage the trip!
On the other hand, maybe I should just stick him on a plane and send him to Michigan to spend the holiday with my family and I can stay home "alone" - that way I can make plans to get naked and see how many guys I can fuck for the holidays! Now THAT would be a great way to spend the Christmas / New Year holiday!!
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I swear it'll get better ...
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Posted:Oct 8, 2012 9:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:35 am
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This post is for all of those great guys out there that have been trying so hard to make plans with me! I swear it really will get better!! Football is over after this month and my weekends will go back to normal so I should have AT LEAST 1 Saturday afternoon/evening each month to meet and play.
I can make plans some weekday mornings too, but please understand that I really do work when I'm working from home so making plans on one of those mornings doesn't mean last minute spur of the moment - it means actual planning! Also, I'm not likely to have more than an hour or 2 on those mornings, so please don't ask me to travel to you!
I'm trying very hard to make myself available more often. Trust me when I say, I would much rather be naked and full of cock but real life does take precedence and those bills need to be paid, the thinks he needs stuff, etc. so please just be patient, good things cum to those who wait and stick with me during the rough times
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Schedule Change
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Posted:Aug 15, 2012 12:09 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2012 11:52 am
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Well, I've had a change in my work schedule that may just give me a few extra opportunities! I'm working from home 3 days a week now and have a little time most mornings on those days so if you're local, get in touch with me
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Craving cum
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Posted:Apr 10, 2012 10:56 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2015 1:57 pm
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I've been jonesing for a good, long, hard fucking. I want to be covered in cum, inside and out! I know it's not safe, but I can't help how I feel (sigh). The thought of having my holes pumped full to overflowing is just so damn sexy and hot! Feeling cum sprayed in my holes, on my body, dripping off my tits and chin ... mmmmmmmm
Is it wrong to crave being used like a cum dump ? Fucked for hours in every hole and bathed inside and out with cum? If it is, then I guess I'm a very, very naughty woman! Maybe I need a spanking too
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